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Department of Cryptology

2006-06-14T22:30:04Z

Brat-sampson:

'''Website:''' http://crypto.perplexcityacademy.com/
:'''Subsite:''' http://crypto.perplexcityacademy.com/alberti.php

'''Information Site:''' http://www.perplexcityacademy.com/departments-crypt.html

==General==

The department of cryptology, within [[The Academy]], covers areas of discrete mathematics, number theory, information theory, statistics, steganography, security engineering, linguistics and emergent decryption. The department uses some of the most advanced and powerful computers in [[Perplex City]] and works closely with other departments including [[Department of Mathematics and Logic]], [[Department of Natural Sciences]] and [[Department of Languages]]. Recent studies have centred on complete end-to-end security using quantum processes and exploring how information might be delivered, encrypted and decrypted by the brain.

*Senior Fellow of Cryptology: Professor [[Hunan Mansoor]]
*Adjunct senior fellows: [[Iolana Dervent]], [[Raiza Czenechovsky]]
*Public event speaker: [[Dr Cho Yuan]]

==Alpha Beta Gamma Delta==
There are a number of pages ranging from alpha to gama; all are lightly encoded, and read as follows:

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===Announcements===

The Department has begun registration for its annual conference, [[De/Cipher]], to be held on [[Academy]] grounds 2-6 October. The conference covers a wide range of topics, from the latest cutting-edge avenues of research, to business models and concerns, to ethical and legal considerations. Currently enrolled students are highly encouraged to contact their advisors in order to take advantage of free registration.
Congratulations to the Department [[Wheel]] team, which took first place in this term's inter-departmental competition! The final match, against the [[Department of Natural Sciences]], was a close 3-2 victory during extra time.

Nominations are currently being accepted for this year's [[Saunion Prize]]. If there is a student you feel significantly improved the level of discourse and educational experience for other students, please submit a nominating form to the office of the [[Hunan Mansoor|Senior Fellow]].
Due to reliability and performance problems, the [[WHISK array's]] existing time slots have been reassigned. If you had a WHISK session scheduled, please contact the lab manager to find out what your new time slot will be.
|}

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===Council Cooperative Agreement===

The Academy [[Department of Cryptology]] has an agreement with the [[City Council]] of Perplex City to share information and discoveries relevant to the safe and smooth operation of the city. From time to time, the Department's research results in knowledge that would threaten the security of our economic and military institutions, were it to become public knowledge. Under the terms of our agreement, the Council permits absolutely unfettered research, while holding all affiliated with the department to an ethical standard that requires discrete and prompt disclosure of relevant algorithms and technology.

Nonetheless, under the terms of our agreement, the department operates primarily to benefit the people and businesses of the city, and not the government. We choose not to participate in government-instigated research or applications that threaten the privacy of the individual Perplexian. After all, everyone is entitled to a secret; even if it's just an excessive affection for [[harbonnes]].
|}

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===Why Cryptology?===

Cryptology is, simply put, the lifeblood of Perplex City. The Academy Department of Cryptology has its roots deeply entwined with civic and economic advancement. From [[PCBC|banking]] to communications, our modern lifestyle relies heavily on the peace of mind that cryptologic research gives to every single citi~en. Here at the Academy, we don&~rpf;t just study cryptology; we define it. Whatever program you participate in, you will be sure to encounter the finest minds in the discipline, and you will be given the tools to conduct research that was barely at the edge of imagination a mere ten years ago. No other cryptological department in the world offers such a breathtaking opportunity.

During their time at the Department, our students also get to deepen their understanding by considering real-world problems and applications and participate in internships and consultancies with a broad range of interests, from the [[PCBC]] and [[Centrifuge]] to the [[City Council]], or even the Earth. Whether it's Porta's proof of the Panton Theorem or Leckworthy's analysis of the Earth-Perplex City data link, each student is sure to find a compelling challenge.

Alumni of the Department have gone on to illustrious careers in research and business -- or both. Our own Master of the Academy, [[Sente Kiteway]], famously embarked on a stellar academic career before making his fortune at [[Centrifuge]], and was Senior Fellow of the Department for 11 years before he was elected Master.

Though few individuals achieve the exceptional success of Master Kiteway, many of our students go on to very successful careers indeed; [[Walter Cove-Houghton]], who took a degree in the Department in 230, has stood for the [[PCBC]] as CTO and CEO after a successful consulting career; legendary [[Centrifuge]] researcher and now entrepreneur [[Gregory Dempsey]] was a 222 graduate; and [[City Council]] Member [[Kyra Anghanda]] had a very influential academic career, most notably devising the simplest algorithm ever created for creating and decoding the [[Olverton-Crane Scramble]], before leaving her Adjunct Senior Fellow spot for politics in 257.
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===Faculty & Lecturer information===

'''Senior Fellow:''' Professor [[Hunan Mansoor]] '''Adjunct Senior Fellows:''' [[Iolana Dervent]], [[Raiza Czenechovsky]] '''Discrete Mathematics & Number Theory''' Program Director: [[Camden Porta]] Faculty: [[Boris Farmer]], [[Paula Daffin]], [[Neville Clark]], [[Rowan Ashford]]* Guest Lecturers: [[Beverly Pleury]], [[Tomas Parmele]]*, [[Kasia Yeo]], [[Jonathan Ripken]]** ** Jonathan Ripken on consultancy from [[Perplex City Armed Forces]]

'''Information Theory''' Program Director: [[Angelica Chappe]] Faculty: [[Elena Salaizes]], [[Idola Friedberg]], [[Helen Carrick]], [[Samuel Leckworthy]] Guest Lecturers: [[Robert Vasquez]], [[Tanita Champion]] '''Steganography''' Program Director: [[Hubert Wolfe]] Faculty: [[Oscar Rudolph]]*, [[Johann Stanton]] Guest Lecturers: [[Lucy Camber]]**, [[Jeanette Alles]], [[Fabrizio Cupertine]] ** Lucy Camber on consultancy from [[Genovix Systems]]

'''Security Engineering''' Program Directors: [[Vera Bradshore]] and [[Klaus Inman]] Faculty: [[Juanita Tian]], [[Diana Cove-Houghton]], [[Deborah Fowler]]**, [[Mark Wooster]], [[Harold Coupland]] Guest Lecturers: [[Chester Young]], [[Rupert Scryer]], [[Paiva Levenay]], [[Douglas Gatlin]]**, [[Frederick Nuru]], [[Wednesday Mittwoch]] ** Deborah Fowler on consultancy from [[Centrifuge]], Douglas Gatlin on consultancy from the [[Perplex City Banking Corporation]]

'''Linguistics''' Program Director: [[Shannon Kerckoffs]] Faculty: [[Anniulke Kaplan]], [[Brandon Powell]]*, [[Gabriel Geiger]] Guest Lecturers: [[Johann Longhi]]*, [[Lacey Lee]], [[Zachary Skipover]] '''Emergent Decryption''' Program Director: [[Lucas Bazeries]] Faculty: [[Gaius Trabal]], [[Karen Moro]], [[Daniel Crowley]], [[Laura Fanning]], [[Jack Beech]] Guest Lecturers: [[Haifa Hathaway]], [[Abigail Cienega]], [[Scott Seneca]], [[Rupert Gomes]], [[Evita Song]]

'''Cross-Departmental Agreements''' * This mark indicates personnel who are formally affiliated with another department but still hold a position within the Department of Cryptology. Some programs are closely aligned with other departments, though the programs remain housed within the Department of Cryptology. These programs share resources and personnel from both departments. The Discrete Mathematics and Number Theory program works with the [[Department of Mathematics and Logic]]; the Steganography program works with the [[Department of Arts]]; and the Linguistics program naturally works with the [[Department of Languages]].
|}

==Epsilon==

These collectively spell out a riddle, based on their encyrption method. The key words for each encryption spell out a poem:

* Alpha
: To learn about our scholar's quest
* Beta
: Let your mind their work digest
* Gamma
: Who at the incept of the art
* Delta
: Gave poly symbol code its part

The answer is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Battista_Alberti Leon Battista Alberti]. This lead to an epsilon page which gives us a number of logic puzzles.

:'''Website:''' http://crypto.perplexcityacademy.com/alberti.php

===Results===

====266 Case Study====
An analysis of the Academy security system, strengths and vulnerabilities, action points. [[Kiteway]], [[Scryer]], [[Gatlin]], [[Framingham]]. Access to this study is determined on an as-needed basis. If you are require access to this study to further your research, please speak to the department head or one of the adjunct senior fellows.

''(NOTE: There seem to be some errors in the clues, notably those that begin "The word before X is Y.")''

====267 Case Study====
Sharp red and sharp security; the influence of pharmacological substances that influence neural patterns as pertains to voice-recognition and other biometric security implementations. Proposals for new guidelines on developing agitation detection systems to allow for use of cognitive enhancers. - [[Bradshore]], [[Mittwoch]]

====267 White Paper====
Neural Desteganographic Decryption. A proposed system to imprint an image with cipher-text recognisable by only the neural pattern of the intended recipient fails to work robustly or over time. Probable real-world uses limited at present. - [[Stanton]], [[Cupertine]].

====268 White Paper, Pt. 2====
Quantum encryption proof-of-concept and preliminary deployment. An applied quantum entanglement encryption mechanism deployed successfully over a two-mile distance. Implications and next actions. [[Bazeries]], [[Moro]], [[Beech]], [[Cienega]]. Access to this study is determined on an as-needed basis. If you are require access to this study to further your research, please speak to the department head or one of the adjunct senior fellows.

''(NOTE: The decoding is imperfect, but no part of the meaning is obscured.)''

====268 Case Study====
An Analysis of the [[Djinn Virus]] as pertains to Next Generation [[Key]] Technology - Available on request from [[Centrifuge]]. - [[Tian]], [[Fouler]], [[Coupland]]

====269 Case Study====
Threat anaysis of various government institutions including review of possible indicators that critical and secure communications channels have been tampered with or compromised - [[Kiteway]], [[Mansoor]], [[Adamek]], [[Ekeba]], [[Inman]], [[Morgan]], [[Phan]], [[Fennerman]], [[Novak]], [[Romero]] - Access to this study is determined on an as-needed basis if you are require access to this study to further your research, please speak to the department head or one of the adjunct senior fellows.

[[Category:Perplex City Academy]]
[[Category:Cryptology Department]]

Department of Cryptology

2006-06-14T21:49:19Z

Brat-sampson:

==General==
This is the Crypto department of the Perplex City Academy

==Alpha Beta Gamma Delta==
There are a number of pages ranging from alpha to gama; all are lightly encoded, and read as follows:

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="70%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff; background: #f3f3ff"
|
===Announcements===

The Department has begun registration for its annual conference, [[De/Cipher]], to be held on [[Academy]] grounds 2-6 October. The conference covers a wide range of topics, from the latest cutting-edge avenues of research, to business models and concerns, to ethical and legal considerations. Currently enrolled students are highly encouraged to contact their advisors in order to take advantage of free registration.
Congratulations to the Department [[Wheel]] team, which took first place in this term's inter-departmental competition! The final match, against the [[Department of Natural Sciences]], was a close 3-2 victory during extra time.

Nominations are currently being accepted for this year's [[Saunion Prize]]. If there is a student you feel significantly improved the level of discourse and educational experience for other students, please submit a nominating form to the office of the [[Hunan Mansoor|Senior Fellow]].
Due to reliability and performance problems, the [[WHISK array's]] existing time slots have been reassigned. If you had a WHISK session scheduled, please contact the lab manager to find out what your new time slot will be.
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="70%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff; background: #f3f3ff"
|
===Council Cooperative Agreement===

The Academy [[Department of Cryptology]] has an agreement with the [[City Council]] of Perplex City to share information and discoveries relevant to the safe and smooth operation of the city. From time to time, the Department's research results in knowledge that would threaten the security of our economic and military institutions, were it to become public knowledge. Under the terms of our agreement, the Council permits absolutely unfettered research, while holding all affiliated with the department to an ethical standard that requires discrete and prompt disclosure of relevant algorithms and technology.

Nonetheless, under the terms of our agreement, the department operates primarily to benefit the people and businesses of the city, and not the government. We choose not to participate in government-instigated research or applications that threaten the privacy of the individual Perplexian. After all, everyone is entitled to a secret; even if it's just an excessive affection for [[harbonnes]].
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="70%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff; background: #f3f3ff"
|
===Why Cryptology?===

Cryptology is, simply put, the lifeblood of Perplex City. The Academy Department of Cryptology has its roots deeply entwined with civic and economic advancement. From [[PCBC|banking]] to communications, our modern lifestyle relies heavily on the peace of mind that cryptologic research gives to every single citi~en. Here at the Academy, we don&~rpf;t just study cryptology; we define it. Whatever program you participate in, you will be sure to encounter the finest minds in the discipline, and you will be given the tools to conduct research that was barely at the edge of imagination a mere ten years ago. No other cryptological department in the world offers such a breathtaking opportunity.

During their time at the Department, our students also get to deepen their understanding by considering real-world problems and applications and participate in internships and consultancies with a broad range of interests, from the [[PCBC]] and [[Centrifuge]] to the [[City Council]], or even the Earth. Whether it's Porta's proof of the Panton Theorem or Leckworthy's analysis of the Earth-Perplex City data link, each student is sure to find a compelling challenge.

Alumni of the Department have gone on to illustrious careers in research and business -- or both. Our own Master of the Academy, [[Sente Kiteway]], famously embarked on a stellar academic career before making his fortune at [[Centrifuge]], and was Senior Fellow of the Department for 11 years before he was elected Master.

Though few individuals achieve the exceptional success of Master Kiteway, many of our students go on to very successful careers indeed; [[Walter Cove-Houghton]], who took a degree in the Department in 230, has stood for the [[PCBC]] as CTO and CEO after a successful consulting career; legendary [[Centrifuge]] researcher and now entrepreneur [[Gregory Dempsey]] was a 222 graduate; and [[City Council]] Member [[Kyra Anghanda]] had a very influential academic career, most notably devising the simplest algorithm ever created for creating and decoding the [[Olverton-Crane Scramble]], before leaving her Adjunct Senior Fellow spot for politics in 257.
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="70%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff; background: #f3f3ff"
|
===Faculty & Lecturer information===

'''Senior Fellow:''' Professor [[Hunan Mansoor]] '''Adjunct Senior Fellows:''' [[Iolana Dervent]], [[Raiza Czenechovsky]] '''Discrete Mathematics & Number Theory''' Program Director: [[Camden Porta]] Faculty: [[Boris Farmer]], [[Paula Daffin]], [[Neville Clark]], [[Rowan Ashford]]* Guest Lecturers: [[Beverly Pleury]], [[Tomas Parmele]]*, [[Kasia Yeo]], [[Jonathan Ripken]]** ** Jonathan Ripken on consultancy from [[Perplex City Armed Forces]]

'''Information Theory''' Program Director: [[Angelica Chappe]] Faculty: [[Elena Salaizes]], [[Idola Friedberg]], [[Helen Carrick]], [[Samuel Leckworthy]] Guest Lecturers: [[Robert Vasquez]], [[Tanita Champion]] '''Steganography''' Program Director: [[Hubert Wolfe]] Faculty: [[Oscar Rudolph]]*, [[Johann Stanton]] Guest Lecturers: [[Lucy Camber]]**, [[Jeanette Alles]], [[Fabrizio Cupertine]] ** Lucy Camber on consultancy from [[Genovix Systems]]

'''Security Engineering''' Program Directors: [[Vera Bradshore]] and [[Klaus Inman]] Faculty: [[Juanita Tian]], [[Diana Cove-Houghton]], [[Deborah Fowler]]**, [[Mark Wooster]], [[Harold Coupland]] Guest Lecturers: [[Chester Young]], [[Rupert Scryer]], [[Paiva Levenay]], [[Douglas Gatlin]]**, [[Frederick Nuru]], [[Wednesday Mittwoch]] ** Deborah Fowler on consultancy from [[Centrifuge]], Douglas Gatlin on consultancy from the [[Perplex City Banking Corporation]]

'''Linguistics''' Program Director: [[Shannon Kerckoffs]] Faculty: [[Anniulke Kaplan]], [[Brandon Powell]]*, [[Gabriel Geiger]] Guest Lecturers: [[Johann Longhi]]*, [[Lacey Lee]], [[Zachary Skipover]] '''Emergent Decryption''' Program Director: [[Lucas Bazeries]] Faculty: [[Gaius Trabal]], [[Karen Moro]], [[Daniel Crowley]], [[Laura Fanning]], [[Jack Beech]] Guest Lecturers: [[Haifa Hathaway]], [[Abigail Cienega]], [[Scott Seneca]], [[Rupert Gomes]], [[Evita Song]]

'''Cross-Departmental Agreements''' * This mark indicates personnel who are formally affiliated with another department but still hold a position within the Department of Cryptology. Some programs are closely aligned with other departments, though the programs remain housed within the Department of Cryptology. These programs share resources and personnel from both departments. The Discrete Mathematics and Number Theory program works with the [[Department of Mathematics and Logic]]; the Steganography program works with the [[Department of Arts]]; and the Linguistics program naturally works with the [[Department of Languages]].
|}

==Epsilon==

These collectively spell out a riddle, based on their encyrption method. The key words for each encryption spell out a poem:

* Alpha
: To learn about our scholar's quest
* Beta
: Let your mind their work digest
* Gamma
: Who at the incept of the art
* Delta
: Gave poly symbol code its part

The answer is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Battista_Alberti Leon Battista Alberti]. This lead to an epsilon page which gives us a number of logic puzzles.

:'''Website:''' http://crypto.perplexcityacademy.com/alberti.php

===Results===

====266 Case Study====
An analysis of the Academy security system, strengths and vulnerabilities, action points. [[Kiteway]], [[Scryer]], [[Gatlin]], [[Framingham]]. Access to this study is determined on an as-needed basis. If you are require access to this study to further your research, please speak to the department head or one of the adjunct senior fellows.

''(NOTE: There seem to be some errors in the clues, notably those that begin "The word before X is Y.")''

====267 Case Study====
Sharp red and sharp security; the influence of pharmacological substances that influence neural paterns as pertains to voice-recognition and other biometric security implimentations. Proposals for new guidelines on developing agitation detection systems to allow for use of cognitive enhansers. - [[Bradshore]], [[Mittwoch]]

''macmonkey says : 'voice-recognition and other biometric security of pharmocological' fits in there as well, voice-recognition is th 18th word''

====267 White Paper====
Neural Desteganographic Decryption. A proposed system to imprint an image with cipher-text recognisable by only the neural pattern of the intended recipient fails to work robustly or over time. Probable real-world uses limited at present. - [[Stanton]], [[Cupertine]].

====268 Case Study====
An Analysis of the [[Djinn Virus]] as pertains to Next Generation [[Key]] Technology - Available on request from [[Centrifuge]]. - [[Tian]], [[Fouler]], [[Coupland]]

====269 Case Study====
Threat anaysis of various government institutions including review of possible indicators that critical and secure communications channels have been tampered with or compromised - [[Kiteway]], [[Mansoor]], [[Adamek]], [[Ekeba]], [[Inman]], [[Morgan]], [[Phan]], [[Fennerman]], [[Novak]], [[Romero]] - Access to this study is determined on an as-needed basis if you are require access to this study to further your research, please speak to the department head or one of the adjunct senior fellows.

[[Category:Perplex City Academy]]
[[Category:Cryptology Department]]

Department of Cryptology

2006-06-14T21:47:16Z

Brat-sampson:

==General==
This is the Crypto department of the Perplex City Academy

==Alpha Beta Gamma Delta==
There are a number of pages ranging from alpha to gama; all are lightly encoded, and read as follows:

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="70%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff; background: #f3f3ff"
|
===Announcements===

The Department has begun registration for its annual conference, [[De/Cipher]], to be held on [[Academy]] grounds 2-6 October. The conference covers a wide range of topics, from the latest cutting-edge avenues of research, to business models and concerns, to ethical and legal considerations. Currently enrolled students are highly encouraged to contact their advisors in order to take advantage of free registration.
Congratulations to the Department [[Wheel]] team, which took first place in this term's inter-departmental competition! The final match, against the [[Department of Natural Sciences]], was a close 3-2 victory during extra time.

Nominations are currently being accepted for this year's [[Saunion Prize]]. If there is a student you feel significantly improved the level of discourse and educational experience for other students, please submit a nominating form to the office of the [[Hunan Mansoor|Senior Fellow]].
Due to reliability and performance problems, the [[WHISK array's]] existing time slots have been reassigned. If you had a WHISK session scheduled, please contact the lab manager to find out what your new time slot will be.
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="70%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff; background: #f3f3ff"
|
===Council Cooperative Agreement===

The Academy [[Department of Cryptology]] has an agreement with the [[City Council]] of Perplex City to share information and discoveries relevant to the safe and smooth operation of the city. From time to time, the Department's research results in knowledge that would threaten the security of our economic and military institutions, were it to become public knowledge. Under the terms of our agreement, the Council permits absolutely unfettered research, while holding all affiliated with the department to an ethical standard that requires discrete and prompt disclosure of relevant algorithms and technology.

Nonetheless, under the terms of our agreement, the department operates primarily to benefit the people and businesses of the city, and not the government. We choose not to participate in government-instigated research or applications that threaten the privacy of the individual Perplexian. After all, everyone is entitled to a secret; even if it's just an excessive affection for [[harbonnes]].
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="70%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff; background: #f3f3ff"
|
===Why Cryptology?===

Cryptology is, simply put, the lifeblood of Perplex City. The Academy Department of Cryptology has its roots deeply entwined with civic and economic advancement. From [[PCBC|banking]] to communications, our modern lifestyle relies heavily on the peace of mind that cryptologic research gives to every single citi~en. Here at the Academy, we don&~rpf;t just study cryptology; we define it. Whatever program you participate in, you will be sure to encounter the finest minds in the discipline, and you will be given the tools to conduct research that was barely at the edge of imagination a mere ten years ago. No other cryptological department in the world offers such a breathtaking opportunity.

During their time at the Department, our students also get to deepen their understanding by considering real-world problems and applications and participate in internships and consultancies with a broad range of interests, from the [[PCBC]] and [[Centrifuge]] to the [[City Council]], or even the Earth. Whether it's Porta's proof of the Panton Theorem or Leckworthy's analysis of the Earth-Perplex City data link, each student is sure to find a compelling challenge.

Alumni of the Department have gone on to illustrious careers in research and business -- or both. Our own Master of the Academy, [[Sente Kiteway]], famously embarked on a stellar academic career before making his fortune at [[Centrifuge]], and was Senior Fellow of the Department for 11 years before he was elected Master.

Though few individuals achieve the exceptional success of Master Kiteway, many of our students go on to very successful careers indeed; [[Walter Cove-Houghton]], who took a degree in the Department in 230, has stood for the [[PCBC]] as CTO and CEO after a successful consulting career; legendary [[Centrifuge]] researcher and now entrepreneur [[Gregory Dempsey]] was a 222 graduate; and [[City Council]] Member [[Kyra Anghanda]] had a very influential academic career, most notably devising the simplest algorithm ever created for creating and decoding the [[Olverton-Crane Scramble]], before leaving her Adjunct Senior Fellow spot for politics in 257.
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="70%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff; background: #f3f3ff"
|
===Faculty & Lecturer information===

'''Senior Fellow:''' Professor [[Hunan Mansoor]] '''Adjunct Senior Fellows:''' [[Iolana Dervent]], [[Raiza Czenechovsky]] '''Discrete Mathematics & Number Theory''' Program Director: [[Camden Porta]] Faculty: [[Boris Farmer]], [[Paula Daffin]], [[Neville Clark]], [[Rowan Ashford]]* Guest Lecturers: [[Beverly Pleury]], [[Tomas Parmele]]*, [[Kasia Yeo]], [[Jonathan Ripken]]** ** Jonathan Ripken on consultancy from [[Perplex City Armed Forces]]

'''Information Theory''' Program Director: [[Angelica Chappe]] Faculty: [[Elena Salaizes]], [[Idola Friedberg]], [[Helen Carrick]], [[Samuel Leckworthy]] Guest Lecturers: [[Robert Vasquez]], [[Tanita Champion]] '''Steganography''' Program Director: [[Hubert Wolfe]] Faculty: [[Oscar Rudolph]]*, [[Johann Stanton]] Guest Lecturers: [[Lucy Camber]]**, [[Jeanette Alles]], [[Fabrizio Cupertine]] ** Lucy Camber on consultancy from [[Genovix Systems]]

'''Security Engineering''' Program Directors: [[Vera Bradshore]] and [[Klaus Inman]] Faculty: [[Juanita Tian]], [[Diana Cove-Houghton]], [[Deborah Fowler]]**, [[Mark Wooster]], [[Harold Coupland]] Guest Lecturers: [[Chester Young]], [[Rupert Scryer]], [[Paiva Levenay]], [[Douglas Gatlin]]**, [[Frederick Nuru]], [[Wednesday Mittwoch]] ** Deborah Fowler on consultancy from [[Centrifuge]], Douglas Gatlin on consultancy from the [[Perplex City Banking Corporation]]

'''Linguistics''' Program Director: [[Shannon Kerckoffs]] Faculty: [[Anniulke Kaplan]], [[Brandon Powell]]*, [[Gabriel Geiger]] Guest Lecturers: [[Johann Longhi]]*, [[Lacey Lee]], [[Zachary Skipover]] '''Emergent Decryption''' Program Director: [[Lucas Bazeries]] Faculty: [[Gaius Trabal]], [[Karen Moro]], [[Daniel Crowley]], [[Laura Fanning]], [[Jack Beech]] Guest Lecturers: [[Haifa Hathaway]], [[Abigail Cienega]], [[Scott Seneca]], [[Rupert Gomes]], [[Evita Song]]

'''Cross-Departmental Agreements''' * This mark indicates personnel who are formally affiliated with another department but still hold a position within the Department of Cryptology. Some programs are closely aligned with other departments, though the programs remain housed within the Department of Cryptology. These programs share resources and personnel from both departments. The Discrete Mathematics and Number Theory program works with the [[Department of Mathematics and Logic]]; the Steganography program works with the [[Department of Arts]]; and the Linguistics program naturally works with the [[Department of Languages]].
|}

==Epsilon==

These collectively spell out a riddle, based on their encyrption method. The key words for each encryption spell out a poem:

* Alpha
: To learn about our scholar's quest
* Beta
: Let your mind their work digest
* Gamma
: Who at the incept of the art
* Delta
: Gave poly symbol code its part

The answer is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Battista_Alberti Leon Battista Alberti]. This lead to an epsilon page which gives us a number of logic puzzles.

:'''Website:''' http://crypto.perplexcityacademy.com/alberti.php

===Results===

====266 Case Study====
An analysis of the Academy security system, strengths and vulnerabilities, action points. [[Kiteway]], [[Scryer]], [[Gatlin]], [[Framingham]]. Access to this study is determined on an as-needed basis. If you are require access to this study to further your research, please speak to the department head or one of the adjunct senior fellows.

''(NOTE: There seem to be some errors in the clues, notably those that begin "The word before X is Y.")''

====267 Case Study====
Sharp red and sharp security; the influence of pharmacological substances that influence neural paterns as pertains to voice-recognition and other buiometric security implimentations. Proposals for new guidelines on developing agitation detection systems to allow for use of cognitive enhansers. - [[Bradshore]], [[Mittwoch]]

''macmonkey says : 'voice-recognition and other biometric security of pharmocological' fits in there as well, voice-recognition is th 18th word''

====267 White Paper====
Neural Desteganographic Decryption. A proposed system to imprint an image with cipher-text recognisable by only the neural pattern of the intended recipient fails to work robustly or over time. Probable real-world uses limited at present. - [[Stanton]], [[Cupertine]].

====268 Case Study====
An Analysis of the [[Djinn Virus]] as pertains to Next Generation [[Key]] Technology - Available on request from [[Centrifuge]]. - [[Tian]], [[Fouler]], [[Coupland]]

====269 Case Study====
Threat anaysis of various government institutions including review of possible indicators that critical and secure communications channels have been tampered with or compromised - [[Kiteway]], [[Mansoor]], [[Adamek]], [[Ekeba]], [[Inman]], [[Morgan]], [[Phan]], [[Fennerman]], [[Novak]], [[Romero]] - Access to this study is determined on an as-needed basis if you are require access to this study to further your research, please speak to the department head or one of the adjunct senior fellows.

[[Category:Perplex City Academy]]
[[Category:Cryptology Department]]

Department of Cryptology

2006-06-14T21:00:19Z

Brat-sampson:

This is the Crypto department of the Perplex City Academy

There are a number of pages ranging from alpha to gama; all are encoded. They lead to an epsilon page which gives us a number of logic puzzles, these reveal transcripts and reports.

268 Case Study: An Analysis of the Djinn Virus as pertains to Next Generation Key Technology - Available on request from Centrifuge Tian Fouler Coupland

267 Case Study: Sharp_and Sharp___of_substances that guidelines on developing agitation_systems to allow biometric use of cognitive enhancers. Bradshore Mittwoch
macmonkey says : 'voice-recognition and other biometric security of pharmocological' fits in there as well, voice-recognition is th 18th word

'''267 White Paper:''' Neural Desteganographic Decryption. A proposed system to imprint an image with cipher-text recognisable by only the neural pattern of the intended recipient fails to work robustly or over time. Probable
real-world uses limited at present. [[Stanton]], Cupertine.

'''266 Case Study:''' An analysis of the Academy security system, strengths and vulnerabilities, action points. Kiteway, Scryer, Gatlin, Framingham. Access to this study is determined on an as-needed basis. If you are require access to this study to further your research, please speak to the department head or one of the adjunct senior fellows. ''(NOTE: There seem to be some errors in the clues, notably those that begin "The word before X is Y.")''

'''269 Case Study:''' Threat anaysis of various government institutions including review of possible indicators that critical and secure communications channels have been tampered with or compromised Kiteway Mansoor Adamek Ekeba Inman Morgan Phan Fennerman Novak Romero Access to this study is determined on an as-needed basis if you are require access to this study to further your research, please speak to the department head or one of the adjunct senior fellows.

[[Category:Perplex City Academy]]
[[Category:Cryptology Department]]
[[Category:Crypto_Studies_and_Field_Work]]

Puzzle tools

2006-06-14T13:43:23Z

Brat-sampson:

==Tools & Other Links==

'''ARG Documenting Tools'''
*[http://www.habitualindolence.net/labyrinth/ Labyrinth] - Documenting tool for PMs and Puppets.
*[http://stackoverflow.org/tools/highlight.php IRC Log Colourizer] - Makes IRC/IM logs easier to read.

'''Steganography Tools'''
*[http://www.outguess.org/download.php StegDetect] (Windows, Linux, and MacOSX) - Detect Stegged pictures, can't detect Camoflaged files.
*[http://wiki.incognitus.net/files/ppc/stegdetect-osx.tar.bz2 Stegdetect OSX] (Compiled on 10.3.8) - Command Line tool only.
*[http://www.petitcolas.net/fabien/steganography/mp3stego/ MP3Stego] - Detects stegs in MP3s

'''SemaCode / DataMatrix Tools'''
* [http://www.semacode.org SemaCode] (Series 60 Handsets)
* [http://www.intelcom.ru/2d/english/demo.php Barcode Decoder] (Windows, Linux, Solaris)

'''Crypto Tools'''
*[http://makcoder.sourceforge.net/cryptomak/ CryptoMak Tools]
*[http://snarkles.net/scripts/sneak/sneak.php Snarkles.net Encryption Assortment Kit]
*[http://www.dtek.chalmers.se/~d97roli/project/krypto/ Vigenere/Caesar Key Brute-Forcer]
*[http://mdcrack.multimania.com/ MDCrack] - collision MD4 & MD5 tool, useful for "decrypting" MD4/5.
*[http://www.unfiction.com/resource/otools/ Online Tools] - Tools that are useful for ARG players.
*[http://www.secretcodebreaker.com/codes.html Code Breakers] - Collection of Code breaking tools.
*Solitaire Cipher
**[http://wiki.incognitus.net/files/ppc/Solitaire.zip Windows Command Line]
**[http://wiki.incognitus.net/files/ppc/solitaire-osx.zip MacOSX Command Line]
**[http://wiki.incognitus.net/files/ppc/solitaire-linux.zip Linux Command Line (libc6 2.3)]
**[http://wiki.incognitus.net/files/ppc/SolitaireSRC.zip Source Code (C++)]
**"You put in a key, or no key, and it'll splurt out numbers and do some modulus arithmetic with the evil number." - SilentAvenger.
**[http://matrix.theblob.org/solitaire Java applet]

Mine Manhunt

2006-05-21T22:40:07Z

Brat-sampson:

==General==
* On 21-MAY-06 Kurt gave a call out for volunteers to assist him while he was in the [[Silburn-Griggs]] Mines. [http://www.pathofleasttime.com/archives/2006/05/silburngriggs.html link]
* Selected volunteers were to become moderators in a specialized chat created by Kurt for the purpose of advising him through the mines.
* Kurt had set up his key to transcribe what he said into a specialized chatroom that everyone could observe.
* The moderators would be the only ones able to speak to Kurt. Participants could speak and offer suggestions in a different channel and the moderators would filter and relay the advice to Kurt.
* The selected moderators were: Lhall, Duckiemonster, Juxta, Cassandra, Ollie, Six, Zaiel, and Mima.
* At 3:09 PM BST, Cube Hunters received the following text message:

{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5" align="center" style="background:#bbbbff"
!"Miranda is ahead of me, about to enter the Silburn-Griggs mine. I will be there in around an hour - and will need your help then. Check out www.tpolt.com"
|}

* At 4:01 PM BST, Kurt placed a [http://events.perplexcity.com/gateway/km444512/ link] to a "Key Communication Access" site that allowed users to access the channels [[Silburn-Griggs_IRC_chatlogs|''#kurtmod'']] and #kurtchat.
* He would enter the mine several minutes later in an attempt to find [[Miranda]]

==The Puzzles==

===The Lift Puzzle===

===The Donkey Puzzle===

===The Lever Puzzle===

===The Plaque Puzzle===

===The Protective Suit Puzzle===

==The Encounter with Miranda==

==References==
*The IRC chat logs of the event [http://perplexcitywiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=Silburn-Griggs_IRC_chatlogs link]
*The Silburn-Griggs Mine website [http://www.silburn-griggs.com/ link]

Silburn-Griggs

2006-05-21T22:13:35Z

Brat-sampson:

'''Website:''' http://www.silburn-griggs.com/

==General==
[[Image:SilburnGriggsMap.jpg|thumb|right|Map of the Silburn-Griggs mine found in the Collections portion of the Silburn-Griggs website]].
A disused mine south-west of Perplex City, [[Miranda Katsoulis]] was closely followed there [[Kurt]]. Their current location is somewhere in the mines. Also [[Violet]] is on route and may have already reached the mines.

* The mine was first suggested as Miranda's destination by [[Violet]], who found out about it by reading all the sign-out logbooks in the [[Library]].
* Violet then discovered that the mine complex contains mineral deposits which stop electrical devices and compasses from working, and that the miners historically overcome this by using a ferrogramatograph. She obtained one from the [[Museum]] using her connections ([[Sente Kiteway|Sente]]), borrowed [[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]'s car, and took it to Kurt. She also gave us the Silburn-Griggs Historical Society's website address (it is true to style and contains many errors).
* Kurt asked for volunteers to advise him whilst he was in the mines on the afternoon of 21-MAY-06.
* These volunteers would help moderate the event in which Kurt entered the mines. ([[Mine Manhunt]])
* The mine complex is Spec-ed to connect to the Perplex City [[Catacombs]].

==The Website==
[[Image:Liftshaft.jpg|thumb|right|Map of the Silburn-Griggs mine found in the Collections portion of the Silburn-Griggs website]].
The website was divided into six sections (not including the entrance site). The website was full of grammatical and spelling errors which led some to speculate that the site was a decoy of some sort. However hidden within the website were clues that helped to solve puzzles within the mine.

*[http://www.silburn-griggs.com/main.html About the Mines] Talks about who opened the mine, how long it has been around, and some information about the miners. Most important is that the miners had their own set of rules & customs and that the mine was abandoned for more than 70 years.

*[http://www.silburn-griggs.com/campaign.html Campaign] Talks about the Camapign to raise funds to clean up the mine and turn it into a tourist attraction. Shows that there have been cases of rockfalls within the mine.

*[http://www.silburn-griggs.com/traditions.html Traditions] Talks about the puzzles and machines that were inside the mind. Many of these puzzles were obstacles for Kurt during is mine exploration.

*[http://www.silburn-griggs.com/mininglife.html Mining Life] Talks about mining life. Of note was the mention of a control center which Cube Hunters were able to direct Kurt to.

*[http://www.silburn-griggs.com/dangers.html Dangers] Displayed a song that miners apparently used to sing. Besides being a source of great amusement to Cube Hunters, the song also had many clues hidden inside. This song not only mentioned the dangers of mines but was used as a memory device to remember color codes and initials in order to operate within the mine safely.

*[http://www.silburn-griggs.com/collection.html Collection] Displayed two maps which were used to help direct Kurt. Prior to Kurt's entrance in the mine, many speculated about what the symbols and markings meant.

==References==
*'''Quirky Acuity, [[Violet]]'s blog'''
**entry, 18-MAY-06 "I've found something interesting" ([http://www.quirkyacuity.com/archives/2006/05/ive_found_somet.html link])
**entry, 19-MAY-06 "Delving into Silburn-Griggs" ([http://www.quirkyacuity.com/archives/2006/05/delving_into_si.html link])
**entry, 20-MAY-06 "Got it!" ([http://www.quirkyacuity.com/archives/2006/05/got_it.html link])

*'''The Path of Least Time, [[Kurt]]'s blog'''
**entry, 19-MAY-06 "Silburn-Griggs" ([http://www.thepathofleasttime.com/archives/2006/05/silburngriggs.html link])
**entry, 20-MAY-06 "Unknown" ([http://www.thepathofleasttime.com/archives/2006/05/unknown.html link])
**entry, 20-MAY-06 "Everything closing in" ([http://www.pathofleasttime.com/archives/2006/05/everything_clos.html link])
**entry, 20-MAY-06 "Entering Silburn-Griggs" ([http://www.pathofleasttime.com/archives/2006/05/entering_silbur.html link])

Silburn-Griggs

2006-05-21T21:59:44Z

Brat-sampson:

'''Website:''' http://www.silburn-griggs.com/

==General==
[[Image:SilburnGriggsMap.jpg|thumb|right|Map of the Silburn-Griggs mine found in the Collections portion of the Silburn-Griggs website]].
A disused mine south-west of Perplex City, [[Miranda Katsoulis]] was closely followed there [[Kurt]]. Their current location is somewhere in the mines. Also [[Violet]] is on route and may have already reached the mines.

* The mine was first suggested as Miranda's destination by [[Violet]], who found out about it by reading all the sign-out logbooks in the [[Library]].
* Violet then discovered that the mine complex contains mineral deposits which stop electrical devices and compasses from working, and that the miners historically overcome this by using a ferrogramatograph. She obtained one from the [[Museum]] using her connections ([[Sente Kiteway|Sente]]), borrowed [[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]'s car, and took it to Kurt. She also gave us the Silburn-Griggs Historical Society's website address (it is true to style and contains many errors).
* Kurt asked for volunteers to advise him whilst he was in the mines on the afternoon of 21-MAY-06.
* These volunteers would help moderate the event in which Kurt entered the mines. ([[Mine Manhunt]])
* The mine complex is Spec-ed to connect to the Perplex City [[Catacombs]].

==The Website==
[[Image:Liftshaft.jpg|thumb|right|Map of the Silburn-Griggs mine found in the Collections portion of the Silburn-Griggs website]].
The website was divided into six sections (not including the entrance site). The website was full of grammatical and spelling errors which led some to speculate that the site was a decoy of some sort. However hidden within the website were clues that helped to solve puzzles within the mine.

*[http://www.silburn-griggs.com/main.html About the Mines] Talks about who opened the mine, how long it has been around, and some information about the miners. Most important is that the miners had their own set of rules & customs and that the mine was abandoned for more than 70 years.

*[http://www.silburn-griggs.com/campaign.html Campaign] Talks about the Camapign to raise funds to clean up the mine and turn it into a tourist attraction. Shows that there have been cases of rockfalls within the mine.

*[http://www.silburn-griggs.com/traditions.html Traditions] Talks about the puzzles and machines that were inside the mind. Many of these puzzles were obstacles for Kurt during is mine exploration.

*[http://www.silburn-griggs.com/mininglife.html Mining Life] Talks about mining life. Of note was the mention of a control center which Cube Hunters were able to direct Kurt to.

*[http://www.silburn-griggs.com/dangers.html Dangers] Displayed a song that miners apparently used to sing. Besides being a source of great amusement to Cube Hunters, the song also had many clues hidden inside. This song not only mentioned the dangers of mines but was used as a memory device to remember color codes and initials in order to operate within the mine safely.

*[http://www.silburn-griggs.com/collection.html Collection] Displayed two maps which were used to help direct Kurt. Prior to Kurt's entrance in the mine, many speculated about what the symbols and markings meant.

==Mine Manhunt==
*Full [[Silburn-Griggs IRC chatlogs|chat logs]]

==References==
*'''Quirky Acuity, [[Violet]]'s blog'''
**entry, 18-MAY-06 "I've found something interesting" ([http://www.quirkyacuity.com/archives/2006/05/ive_found_somet.html link])
**entry, 19-MAY-06 "Delving into Silburn-Griggs" ([http://www.quirkyacuity.com/archives/2006/05/delving_into_si.html link])
**entry, 20-MAY-06 "Got it!" ([http://www.quirkyacuity.com/archives/2006/05/got_it.html link])

*'''The Path of Least Time, [[Kurt]]'s blog'''
**entry, 19-MAY-06 "Silburn-Griggs" ([http://www.thepathofleasttime.com/archives/2006/05/silburngriggs.html link])
**entry, 20-MAY-06 "Unknown" ([http://www.thepathofleasttime.com/archives/2006/05/unknown.html link])
**entry, 20-MAY-06 "Everything closing in" ([http://www.pathofleasttime.com/archives/2006/05/everything_clos.html link])
**entry, 20-MAY-06 "Entering Silburn-Griggs" ([http://www.pathofleasttime.com/archives/2006/05/entering_silbur.html link])

Silburn-Griggs

2006-05-21T21:04:44Z

Brat-sampson:

'''Website:''' http://www.silburn-griggs.com/

==General==
A disused mine south-west of Perplex City, [[Miranda Katsoulis]] is currently heading there, closely followed by [[Kurt]].

* The mine was first suggested as Miranda's destination by [[Violet]], who found out about it by reading all the sign-out logbooks in the [[Library]].
* Violet then discovered that the mine complex contains mineral deposits which stop electrical devices and compasses from working, and that the miners historically overcome this by using a ferrogramatograph. She obtained one from the [[Museum]] using her connections ([[Sente Kiteway|Sente]]), borrowed [[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]'s car, and took it to Kurt. She also gave us the Silburn-Griggs Historical Society's website address (it is true to style and contains many errors).
* Historical information about the mine and some maps can be found on the site, but the most intersting aspect is that the mine is full of puzzles designed by the superstitious miners.
* Kurt asked for volunteers to advise him whilst he was in the mines on the afternoon of 21-MAY-06.
* The mine could contain Miranda's secret hideout or could potentially be a trap with which to get rid of Kurt as without a ferrogramatograph he will be unable to find his way out of the maze. I also don't think he packed anything as mundane as large amounts of string or breadcrumbs.
* The mine complex is Spec-ed to connect to the Perplex City [[Catacombs]].

==References==
*'''Quirky Acuity, [[Violet]]'s blog'''
**entry, 18-MAY-06 "I've found something interesting" ([http://www.quirkyacuity.com/archives/2006/05/ive_found_somet.html link])
**entry, 19-MAY-06 "Delving into Silburn-Griggs" ([http://www.quirkyacuity.com/archives/2006/05/delving_into_si.html link])
**entry, 20-MAY-06 "Got it!" ([http://www.quirkyacuity.com/archives/2006/05/got_it.html link])

*'''The Path of Least Time, [[Kurt]]'s blog'''
**entry, 19-MAY-06 "Silburn-Griggs" ([http://www.thepathofleasttime.com/archives/2006/05/silburngriggs.html link])
**entry, 20-MAY-06 "Unknown" ([http://www.thepathofleasttime.com/archives/2006/05/unknown.html link])

User:Brat-sampson

2006-04-12T18:36:36Z

Brat-sampson:

'''AKA:''' Matthew Turnbull

'''Location:''' Birmingham Uni, UK

'''Profile:''' Currently in first year of a physics degree (crazy I know) and really enjoying it. Been playing PXC since pretty much the beginning and am enjoying being a member of such a fine community.

Game-related info:
*Was one of the [[333]].
*Was at the [[22-OCT-05|Clapham]] live event.
*Was a member of The Cube ReCoventry Team in the [[London PCAG event|London PCAG 2006]] in which we came 4th.
*Have so far earned Red and yellow Leitmarks from card points.

'''Contact Info:'''

email = brat_sampson(SPLAT)yahoo.co.uk

MSN = bratsampson@hotmail.com

User:Brat-sampson

2006-04-12T18:31:26Z

Brat-sampson:

'''AKA:''' Matthew Turnbull

'''Location:''' Birmingham Uni, UK

'''Profile:''' Currently in first year of a physics degree (crazy I know) and really enjoying it. Been playing PXC since pretty much the beginning and am enjoying being a member of such a fine community.

Game-related info:
*Was one of the [[333]].
*Was at the [[22-OCT-05|Clapham]] live event.
*Was a member of The Cube ReCoventry Team in the [[London PCAG event|London PCAG 2006]] in which we came 4th.
*Have so far earned Red and yellow Leitmark from card points.

'''Contact Info:'''

email = brat_sampson(SPLAT)yahoo.co.uk

MSN = bratsampson@hotmail.com

Newguard Seven Bridges

2006-04-12T18:16:31Z

Brat-sampson:

*Located in The [[Old Town]], these seven bridges cross the [[Mazy River]]. They consist of:
** Light Bridge
** Dark Bridge
** Stephen's Span
** The Bridge of Sighs
** Signal Walk
** Ko Brdge
** New Bridge
* A puzzle assosciated with them is whether one can go for a walk that crosses them each once, but not any of them twice. (In fact, this puzzle was one of those used in the [[CRT|Cube Retrieval Team's]] [[Puzzle Cards|puzzle cards]] on Earth.

Caldera Station

2006-04-12T17:50:16Z

Brat-sampson:

===General===
*Connects to the Riverboat Service and the following lines:
**[[Sienna Line|Sienna]]
**[[Bistre Line|Bistre]]
*Close to the [[Mazy River]]
*Opens onto Caldera Street in [[Old Town|The Old Town]]

===References===
*Perplex City [[Subway]] Station map

Grand Frederik's Station

2006-04-12T17:41:13Z

Brat-sampson: typo

*This is the main station for [[Perplex City]]

*This station is the main interchange for the PCR (Perplex City Rail) as well as the [[Subway|Perplex City Subway system]] and connects to the following lines:
**[[Viridian Line|Viridian]]
**[[Carmine Line|Carmine]]
**[[Amber Line|Amber]]
**[[Cerulean Line|Cerulean]]

*Sits alongside Aurora Lane and opposite Hilbert Industries.

*From the air, the station has a wasp like shape with a black climate-controlled semipermeable roof and two transparent retractable wings for shelter against weather.

[[Image:City_02.jpg]]

Perplex City Subway

2006-04-12T17:40:53Z

Brat-sampson: /* Central Stops */

[[Image:Subway logo.png]]

'''Website:''' ''http://www.perplexcitysubway.com''

==General==

*The Subway is one of the prime mass-transit methods of human transportation around [[Perplex City]]

*Spokesman: [[Elizabeth Fowler]]

*Cost of a ride anywhere in the city: 10 [[lecks]]

*Parts of The [[Amber Line]] were shutdown 28-AUG-05 including:
**[[Amandier Station]]
**[[Quadrant Park Station]]
**[[Trellis Gate Station]]
*See [[Lyttleton Station]] for more on this.

==Subway Lines==
*[[Amber Line]]
*[[Bistre Line]]
*[[Carmine Line]]
*[[Cerulean Line]]
*[[Sienna Line]]
*[[Viridian Line]]

==Subway Stations==
===Central Stops===
*[[Amandier Station]]
*[[Ascendancy Station]]
*[[Auger Park Station]]
*[[Azad Park Station]]
*[[Caldera Station]]
*[[Camblin Park Station]]
*[[Cheverly Station]]
*[[Domus Plaza Station]]
*[[Feynman Point Station]]
*[[Foreman Station]]
*[[Grand Frederik's Station]]
*[[Key Square Station]]
*[[Lower Mobius Station]]
*[[Lyttleton Station]]
*[[Magine Corner Station]]
*[[Meadow Road Station]]
*[[Meridian Station]]
*[[Milamont Parade Station]]
*[[New Hampden Station]]
*[[Polygon North Station]]
*[[Polygon South Station]]
*[[Quadrant Park Station]]
*[[Schrodinger's Junction Station]]
*[[Second Archway Station]]
*[[Taversen Square Station]]
*[[Trellis Gate Station]]
*[[Upper Mobius Station]]
*[[Varenne Station]]

===Other stations===
*[[North Bay]]
*[[Candle Place]]
*[[Dreyer Park]]

===Abandoned Stations===
*[[Gillit Road]] - Site of an unusual meeting ''(see: [[Viard Album Secret Message]])''
*[[Scope Road]]

==Images==
[[Image:Subway map.jpg]]

[[http://www.perplexcitysubway.com/images/map.gif Higher Quality Image]]

==References==
*Perplex City Subway system was first seen on the [[Tour Guide]]

*article, 29-AUG-05 "Commuters Delayed" ([http://qube.netninja.com/pxcmirrors/20050901-070001/perplexcitysentinel.com/archives/2005/08/commuters_delay_1.html link])
*correction, 01-SEP-05 "Corrections" ([http://qube.netninja.com/pxcmirrors/20050902-070000/perplexcitysentinel.com/corrections/index.html link])

Perplex City Subway

2006-04-12T17:39:50Z

Brat-sampson: /* Central Stops */

[[Image:Subway logo.png]]

'''Website:''' ''http://www.perplexcitysubway.com''

==General==

*The Subway is one of the prime mass-transit methods of human transportation around [[Perplex City]]

*Spokesman: [[Elizabeth Fowler]]

*Cost of a ride anywhere in the city: 10 [[lecks]]

*Parts of The [[Amber Line]] were shutdown 28-AUG-05 including:
**[[Amandier Station]]
**[[Quadrant Park Station]]
**[[Trellis Gate Station]]
*See [[Lyttleton Station]] for more on this.

==Subway Lines==
*[[Amber Line]]
*[[Bistre Line]]
*[[Carmine Line]]
*[[Cerulean Line]]
*[[Sienna Line]]
*[[Viridian Line]]

==Subway Stations==
===Central Stops===
*[[Amandier Station]]
*[[Ascendancy Station]]
*[[Auger Park Station]]
*[[Azad Park Station]]
*[[Caldera Station]]
*[[Camblin Park Station]]
*[[Cheverly Station]]
*[[Domus Plaza Station]]
*[[Feynman Point Station]]
*[[Foreman Station]]
*[[Grand Frederick's Station]]
*[[Key Square Station]]
*[[Lower Mobius Station]]
*[[Lyttleton Station]]
*[[Magine Corner Station]]
*[[Meadow Road Station]]
*[[Meridian Station]]
*[[Milamont Parade Station]]
*[[New Hampden Station]]
*[[Polygon North Station]]
*[[Polygon South Station]]
*[[Quadrant Park Station]]
*[[Schrodinger's Junction Station]]
*[[Second Archway Station]]
*[[Taversen Square Station]]
*[[Trellis Gate Station]]
*[[Upper Mobius Station]]
*[[Varenne Station]]

===Other stations===
*[[North Bay]]
*[[Candle Place]]
*[[Dreyer Park]]

===Abandoned Stations===
*[[Gillit Road]] - Site of an unusual meeting ''(see: [[Viard Album Secret Message]])''
*[[Scope Road]]

==Images==
[[Image:Subway map.jpg]]

[[http://www.perplexcitysubway.com/images/map.gif Higher Quality Image]]

==References==
*Perplex City Subway system was first seen on the [[Tour Guide]]

*article, 29-AUG-05 "Commuters Delayed" ([http://qube.netninja.com/pxcmirrors/20050901-070001/perplexcitysentinel.com/archives/2005/08/commuters_delay_1.html link])
*correction, 01-SEP-05 "Corrections" ([http://qube.netninja.com/pxcmirrors/20050902-070000/perplexcitysentinel.com/corrections/index.html link])

Grand Frederik's Station

2006-04-12T17:39:07Z

Brat-sampson:

*This is the main station for [[Perplex City]]

*This station is the main interchange for the PCR (Perplex City Rail) as well as the [[Subway|Perplex City Subway system]] and connects to the following lines:
**[[Viridian Line|Viridian]]
**[[Carmine Line|Carmine]]
**[[Amber Line|Amber]]
**[[Cerulean Line|Cerulean]]

*Sits alongsie Aurora Lane and opposite Hilbert Industries.

*From the air, the station has a wasp like shape with a black climate-controlled semipermeable roof and two transparent retractable wings for shelter against weather.

[[Image:City_02.jpg]]

Grand Frederik's Station

2006-04-12T17:38:42Z

Brat-sampson:

*This is the main station for [[Perplex City]]

*This station is the main interchange for the PCR (Perplex City Rail) as well as the [[Subway|Perplex City Subway system]] and connects to the following lines:
**[[Viridian line|Viridian]]
**[[Carmine line|Carmine]]
**[[Amber line|Amber]]
**[[Cerulean line|Cerulean]]

*Sits alongsie Aurora Lane and opposite Hilbert Industries.

*From the air, the station has a wasp like shape with a black climate-controlled semipermeable roof and two transparent retractable wings for shelter against weather.

[[Image:City_02.jpg]]

Grand Frederik's Station

2006-04-12T17:36:09Z

Brat-sampson: added more info

*This is the main station for [[Perplex City]]

*This station is the main interchange for the PCR (Perplex City Rail) as well as the [[Subway|Perplex City Subway system]] and connects to the following lines:
**Viridian
**Carmine
**Amber
**Cerulean

*Sits alongsie Aurora Lane and opposite Hilbert Industries.

*From the air, the station has a wasp like shape with a black climate-controlled semipermeable roof and two transparent retractable wings for shelter against weather.

[[Image:City_02.jpg]]

Amber Line

2006-04-12T17:26:46Z

Brat-sampson:

==General==

Central Stations on the Amber Line are:

*[[Schrodinger's Junction Station]]
*[[Polygon North Station]]
*[[Auger Park Station]]
*[[Amandier Station]]
*[[Quadrant Park Station]]
*[[Trellis Gate Station]]
*[[Meadow Road Station]]
*[[Magine Corner Station]]
*[[Grand Frederik's Station]]
*[[Key Square Station]]
*[[Milamont Parade Station]]
*[[Second Archway Station]]

*Parts of The [[Amber Line]] were shutdown 28-AUG-05 including:
**[[Amandier Station]]
**[[Quadrant Park Station]]
**[[Trellis Gate Station]]
*See [[Lyttleton Station]] for more on this.

==References==
*Perplex City [[Subway]] Station map

*article, 29-AUG-05 "Commuters Delayed" ([http://qube.netninja.com/pxcmirrors/20050901-070001/perplexcitysentinel.com/archives/2005/08/commuters_delay_1.html link])
*correction, 01-SEP-05 "Corrections" ([http://qube.netninja.com/pxcmirrors/20050902-070000/perplexcitysentinel.com/corrections/index.html link])

Schrodinger's Junction Station

2006-04-12T17:23:56Z

Brat-sampson:

==General==
*Located on Amber Line
*Exits onto Polygon Walk
*Closest station to [[Cognivia|Cognivia HQ]]

==References==
*Perplex City [[Subway]] Station map

Schrodinger's Junction Station

2006-04-12T17:22:53Z

Brat-sampson:

==General==
*Located on Amber Line
*Exits onto Polygon Walk
*closest station to [[Cognivia|Cognivia HQ]]

==References==
*Perplex City [[Subway]] Station map

Perplex City Subway

2006-04-12T17:21:28Z

Brat-sampson: /* Central Stops */

[[Image:Subway logo.png]]

'''Website:''' ''http://www.perplexcitysubway.com''

==General==

*The Subway is one of the prime mass-transit methods of human transportation around [[Perplex City]]

*Spokesman: [[Elizabeth Fowler]]

*Cost of a ride anywhere in the city: 10 [[lecks]]

*Parts of The [[Amber Line]] were shutdown 28-AUG-05 including:
**[[Amandier Station]]
**[[Quadrant Park Station]]
**[[Trellis Gate Station]]
*See [[Lyttleton Station]] for more on this.

==Subway Lines==
*[[Amber Line]]
*[[Bistre Line]]
*[[Carmine Line]]
*[[Cerulean Line]]
*[[Sienna Line]]
*[[Viridian Line]]

==Subway Stations==
===Central Stops===
*[[Amandier Station]]
*[[Ascendancy Station]]
*[[Auger Park Station]]
*[[Azad Park Station]]
*[[Caldera Station]]
*[[Camblin Park Station]]
*[[Cheverly Station]]
*[[Domus Plaza Station]]
*[[Feynman Point Station]]
*[[Foreman Station]]
*[[Grand Frederick'S Station]]
*[[Key Square Station]]
*[[Lower Mobius Station]]
*[[Lyttleton Station]]
*[[Magine Corner Station]]
*[[Meadow Road Station]]
*[[Meridian Station]]
*[[Milamont Parade Station]]
*[[New Hampden Station]]
*[[Polygon North Station]]
*[[Polygon South Station]]
*[[Quadrant Park Station]]
*[[Schrodinger's Junction Station]]
*[[Second Archway Station]]
*[[Taversen Square Station]]
*[[Trellis Gate Station]]
*[[Upper Mobius Station]]
*[[Varenne Station]]

===Other stations===
*[[North Bay]]
*[[Candle Place]]
*[[Dreyer Park]]

===Abandoned Stations===
*[[Gillit Road]] - Site of an unusual meeting ''(see: [[Viard Album Secret Message]])''
*[[Scope Road]]

==Images==
[[Image:Subway map.jpg]]

[[http://www.perplexcitysubway.com/images/map.gif Higher Quality Image]]

==References==
*Perplex City Subway system was first seen on the [[Tour Guide]]

*article, 29-AUG-05 "Commuters Delayed" ([http://qube.netninja.com/pxcmirrors/20050901-070001/perplexcitysentinel.com/archives/2005/08/commuters_delay_1.html link])
*correction, 01-SEP-05 "Corrections" ([http://qube.netninja.com/pxcmirrors/20050902-070000/perplexcitysentinel.com/corrections/index.html link])

Cognivia

2006-04-12T17:17:18Z

Brat-sampson: link typo

[[Image:Cnvcognivia.gif]]

'''Website:''' http://www.cognivia.com/projects/

==General==
* Large consumer mental stimulant manufacturer in [[Perplex City]]
* Claims about 68% of all cognitive enhancer sales
* Recently purchased [[Agilon AI]]
* Has four major offices:
** Corporate Headquarters - 140th to 160th floors of [[Ascendancy Point]]
** Cognivia Research - overlooking [[Polygon Park]]'s south side, near [[Schrodinger's Junction]]
*** The main research and development division, located near the Academy and the University because of their strong liks
*** Due to exceptionally tight security measures at this division, rumours persist that Cognivia even has its own private subway station (see [[Lyttleton Station]])
** Cognivia North - in [[Meridian Cross]] district
** Cognivia Element - in the the West [[Old Town]] on [[New Hampden]] Street
*Engages in live human drug testing (on paid volunteer basis only)

==Products==
* [[Ceretin]] - Broad-spectrum cognitive enhancement.
* Halcyon - Antidepressant and anxiolytic
* Mnemosyne - Memory and recall booster
* Cardinal - Enhances analytical and systemising brain function
* Expedin - Accelerates reaction time
* Synergy - Enhances creativity
* [[Veritana]] - treats [[Barrow-Feld Syndrome]]

==Other Projects==
*Focal Assisted Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation
**Goal: achieve significant improvements in cognitive function in specified areas over a tightly controlled period of time.
**Project is being conducted with the [[Academy]].
* Cerebral Prostheses
**Goal: Encourage the enhancement or restoration of affected cognitive abilities in damaged or poorly functioning areas of the brain.
*Has worked individually with patients (such as [[Myra Champaign]]) to overcome specific ailments and diseases.

==Contacts==
* All Customer Enquiries: products at cognivia dot com
* Questions about Ceretin: ceretin at cognivia dot com
* Media information: media at cognivia dot com

Mailing address:
[[Cognivia]]
[[Ascendancy Point]]
[[Perplex City]]

*Director of Research: [[Dale Robarding]]
*Spokesman: [[Lawrence Kim]]

==Illicit Connections==
*Due to the nature of their products, Cognivia often comes under public scrutiny.
*Moreover, their products are often enhanced or altered by illicit drug labs in the city.
*Often, the goal of this sort of drug tailoring is to remove the traces which might be observed by a drug test.
*This is especially useful to participants of the [[PCAG]], who are not allowed to take any enhancements prior to gameplay.
*Although she did not come out and say it, [[Serena Duncan]] seemed to insinuate [[Ryan Cahill]] may have made his 269 championship win under the influence of such a drug. (SOURCE LINK)
*Whenever the [[PXCPD]] Coroner's Office find a new molecule or compound that people are taking or selling, it is identified and documented on their systems

==References==
*Perplex City Sentinel
**article, 12-JAN-06 "[[Iona Rodie|Iona]] Interviews... [[Dale Robarding]]" ([http://www.perplexcitysentinel.com/archives/2006/01/iona_interviews_13.html link])
**article, 23-FEB-06 "Council Ignoring Dangerous Drug Trade" ([http://www.pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/02/council_ignorin.html link])
**article, 03-MAR-06 "[[Jeanine Lowry-Barton|Mother of Four]] Gains 'Whole New Life' in [[Veritana|Drug Trials]]" ([http://www.perplexcitysentinel.com/archives/2006/04/mother_of_four.html link])
*Perplex City Map
**{{Card|243|Shuffled}}

Leaked E-mails

2006-04-12T16:26:33Z

Brat-sampson: /* Kurt and Anna - Quick Check */

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

'''The E-mails'''

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

==Senior Fellows Meet with Sente==
--------------

===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

[[V]].

==Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Sick Kiteway on Ball-Night==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

==Garnet takes his punctuation ''very'' seriously==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.15pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.15pm 

Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm 

No, I need him as my food taster. 

==Lettie wants a favour==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed her embroidered bag and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Kurt and Anna - Quick Check==
--------------
''note: the timing in this conversation seems confusing. hopefully more emails will clarify it, but there is a chance that the time stamp on one or more emails is incorrect.
''

===18 Apr. 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 12.36pm

No problem. It's all fine except for the fourth line: you might want to
change 'gardabhanda' to 'gardabharatha'. Really. I think you should.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm

Your Sanskrit's safe with me. :)

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to [[Sente Kiteway|S]].

==Unknown to Unknown==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Henrik Tanner / Garnet==
--------------

===1 June 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 12.36pm 

I'm concerned that you allowed a journalist into your office. If a
member of the public needs only a press pass to enter the Head of
Security's inner sanctum, why upgrade all the Academy's k-locks?

You must not allow the media spotlight to dazzle you. Focus on the job.

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==Anna and Cymbalisty==
--------------

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

===1 June 2005 4.47pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.47pm

Isaac, behave.

(I'll ask.)

===2 June 2005 9.43pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 2 June 2005 9.43pm

Good news - Carl is happy to stay at home on Thursday. (He's not really a fugue man anyway.)

It's about time we caught up. Maybe we can have a glass of Tokay before the recital and set the world to rights. See you at the library around 6pm?

Thanks for giving me an excuse.

==Uncle calls Nieces==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Sente Calls Anna, Urgently==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Kurt is NOT dating Violet!==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Camaraderie==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Scarlett reports from Tanraga==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Wrapped around her pinky==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

[[Patrick Azadian|P]] -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - [[Sente Kiteway|S]] is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Confidential Conscription==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

[[Lyssa Ling|Lyssa]] -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler Wars==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]]

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]].

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]]? [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Blechblechblech!==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

[[Violet Kiteway|Vi]]

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Tippy's Anguish==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's [[Sentinel]], right? If not, go and look right now.

:::'''''([http://pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/03/serena_helix_se.html link])'''''

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, [[Von Lubik|Von]]. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure [[Tippy Ankron|Tips]] will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Meanwhile . . . ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.22am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Oh, *le sigh* things are difficult.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.30am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.30am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Well, I guess they're jealous of me...

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow.

Leaked E-mails

2006-04-10T20:08:16Z

Brat-sampson:

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

'''The E-mails'''

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

==Senior Fellows Meet with Sente==
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===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==Super Sneaky!==
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===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

[[V]].

==Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Sick Kiteway on Ball-Night==
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===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

==Garnet takes his punctuation ''very'' seriously==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.15pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.15pm 

Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

==Lettie wants a favour==
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===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed her embroidered bag and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Kurt and Anna - Quick Check==
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===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to [[Sente Kiteway|S]].

==Unknown to Unknown==
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===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Henrik Tanner / Garnet==
--------------

===1 June 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 12.36pm 

I'm concerned that you allowed a journalist into your office. If a
member of the public needs only a press pass to enter the Head of
Security's inner sanctum, why upgrade all the Academy's k-locks?

You must not allow the media spotlight to dazzle you. Focus on the job.

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==Anna and Cymbalisty==
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===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

===1 June 2005 4.47pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.47pm

Isaac, behave.

(I'll ask.)

==Uncle calls Nieces==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Sente Calls Anna, Urgently==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Kurt is NOT dating Violet!==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Camaraderie==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Scarlett reports from Tanraga==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Wrapped around her pinky==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

[[Patrick Azadian|P]] -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - [[Sente Kiteway|S]] is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Confidential Conscription==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

[[Lyssa Ling|Lyssa]] -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler Wars==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]]

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]].

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]]? [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Blechblechblech!==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

[[Violet Kiteway|Vi]]

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Tippy's Anguish==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's [[Sentinel]], right? If not, go and look right now.

:::'''''([http://pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/03/serena_helix_se.html link])'''''

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, [[Von Lubik|Von]]. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure [[Tippy Ankron|Tips]] will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Meanwhile . . . ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.22am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Oh, *le sigh* things are difficult.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.30am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.30am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Well, I guess they're jealous of me...

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow.

Leaked E-mails

2006-04-10T20:05:12Z

Brat-sampson: /* Anna and Cymbalisty */

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

'''The E-mails'''

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

==Senior Fellows Meet with Sente==
--------------

===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

[[V]].

==Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Sick Kiteway on Ball-Night==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

==Garnet takes his punctuation ''very'' seriously==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.15pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.15pm 

Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

==Lettie wants a favour==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed her embroidered bag and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Kurt and Anna - Quick Check==
--------------

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to [[Sente Kiteway|S]].

==Unknown to Unknown==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Henrik Tanner / Garnet==
--------------

===1 June 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 12.36pm 

I'm concerned that you allowed a journalist into your office. If a
member of the public needs only a press pass to enter the Head of
Security's inner sanctum, why upgrade all the Academy's k-locks?

You must not allow the media spotlight to dazzle you. Focus on the job.

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==Anna and Cymbalisty==
--------------

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

===1 June 2005 4.47pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.47pm

Isaac, behave.

(I'll ask.)

==Uncle calls Nieces==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Sente Calls Anna, Urgently==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Kurt is NOT dating Violet!==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Camaraderie==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Scarlett reports from Tanraga==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Wrapped around her pinky==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

[[Patrick Azadian|P]] -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - [[Sente Kiteway|S]] is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Confidential Conscription==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

[[Lyssa Ling|Lyssa]] -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler Wars==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]]

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]].

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]]? [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Blechblechblech!==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

[[Violet Kiteway|Vi]]

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Tippy's Anguish==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's [[Sentinel]], right? If not, go and look right now.

:::'''''([http://pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/03/serena_helix_se.html link])'''''

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, [[Von Lubik|Von]]. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure [[Tippy Ankron|Tips]] will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Meanwhile . . . ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.22am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Oh, *le sigh* things are difficult.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.30am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.30am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Well, I guess they're jealous of me...

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow.

User:Brat-sampson

2006-04-10T01:06:45Z

Brat-sampson:

'''AKA:''' Matthew Turnbull

'''Location:''' Birmingham Uni, UK

'''Profile:''' Currently in first year of a physics degree (crazy I know) and really enjoying it. Been playing PXC since pretty much the beginning and am enjoying being a member of such a fine community.

Game-related info:
*Was one of the [[333]].
*Was at the [[22-OCT-05|Clapham]] live event.
*Was a member of The Cube ReCoventry Team in the [[London PCAG event|London PCAG 2006]] in which we came 4th.
*Have earned a Red Leitmark from card points.

'''Contact Info:'''

email = brat_sampson(SPLAT)yahoo.co.uk

MSN = bratsampson@hotmail.com

User:Brat-sampson

2006-04-10T01:06:01Z

Brat-sampson:

'''AKA:''' Matthew Turnbull

'''Location:''' Birmingham Uni, UK

'''Profile:''' Currently in first year of a physics degree (crazy I know) and really enjoying it. Been playing PXC since pretty much the beginning and am enjoying being a member of such a fine community.

Game-related info:
*Was one of the [[[333]]].
*Was at the [[[22-OCT-05|Clapham]]] live event.
*Was a member of The Cube ReCoventry Team in the [[[London PCAG event|London PCAG 2006]]] in which we came 4th.
*Have earned a Red Leitmark from card points.

'''Contact Info:'''

email = brat_sampson(SPLAT)yahoo.co.uk

MSN = bratsampson@hotmail.com

Talk:Leaked E-mails

2006-04-10T00:32:50Z

Brat-sampson:

I've just updated this page with the two mails I received today (20th december 2005). Neither of these mails were actually associated with solving any set of cards, I haven't solved a card in more than a week, and both mails show a wildly different number of solved cards despite coming on the same day. One was a repeat in a new format, one was new.

[[User:Hituro|Hituro]]

Just wondering, but why is there a link to "Violet Kiteway's embroidered bag" on here? ~LHall

I spotted that...as it didn't lead to anywhere I thought it best to remove the link. Of course if anyone wants to write up a page on Violet's bag, or indeed any other Perplexian possesions, they can easily replace it. ~B.Sampson

Leaked E-mails

2006-04-10T00:29:04Z

Brat-sampson:

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

'''The E-mails'''

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

==Senior Fellows Meet with Sente==
--------------

===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

[[V]].

==Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Sick Kiteway on Ball-Night==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

==Garnet takes his punctuation ''very'' seriously==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

==Lettie wants a favour==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed her embroidered bag and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Kurt and Anna - Quick Check==
--------------

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to [[Sente Kiteway|S]].

==Unknown to Unknown==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Henrik Tanner / Garnet==
--------------

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==Anna and Cymbalisty==
--------------

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

==Uncle calls Nieces==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Sente Calls Anna, Urgently==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Kurt is NOT dating Violet!==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Camaraderie==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Scarlett reports from Tanraga==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Wrapped around her pinky==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

[[Patrick Azadian|P]] -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - [[Sente Kiteway|S]] is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Confidential Conscription==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

[[Lyssa Ling|Lyssa]] -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler Wars==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]]

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]].

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]]? [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Blechblechblech!==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

[[Violet Kiteway|Vi]]

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Tippy's Anguish==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's [[Sentinel]], right? If not, go and look right now.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, [[Von Lubik|Von]]. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure [[Tippy Ankron|Tips]] will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Meanwhile . . . ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow.

Leaked E-mails

2006-04-10T00:04:08Z

Brat-sampson: /* Blechblechblech! */

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
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From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

'''The E-mails'''

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

==Senior Fellows Meet with Sente==
--------------

===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

V.

==Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Sick Kiteway on Ball-Night==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

V.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

S.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

V.

==Garnet takes his punctuation ''very'' seriously==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think Garnet is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

==Lettie wants a favour==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed [[Violet Kiteway's Embroidered Bag|her embroidered bag]] and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Kurt and Anna - Quick Check==
--------------

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to S.

==Unknown to Unknown==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].
===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Henrik Tanner / Garnet==
--------------

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==Anna and Cymbalisty==
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===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

==Uncle calls Nieces==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Sente Calls Anna, Urgently==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

S.

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===
From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===
From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Kurt is NOT dating Violet!==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and Violet been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Camaraderie==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Scarlett reports from Tanraga==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Wrapped around her pinky==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

P -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased Sedgewick but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - S is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Confidential Conscription==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

Lyssa -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler Wars==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

Tips

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

Tips.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave Garnet off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel Aiko? Garnet can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Blechblechblech!==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

Vi

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Tippy's Anguish==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's Sentinel, right? If not, go and look right now.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, Von. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure Tips will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Meanwhile . . . ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow.

Leaked E-mails

2006-04-10T00:02:48Z

Brat-sampson: /* Anna and Cymbalisty */

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

'''The E-mails'''

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

==Senior Fellows Meet with Sente==
--------------

===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

V.

==Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Sick Kiteway on Ball-Night==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

V.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

S.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

V.

==Garnet takes his punctuation ''very'' seriously==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think Garnet is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

==Lettie wants a favour==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed [[Violet Kiteway's Embroidered Bag|her embroidered bag]] and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Kurt and Anna - Quick Check==
--------------

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to S.

==Unknown to Unknown==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].
===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Henrik Tanner / Garnet==
--------------

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==Anna and Cymbalisty==
--------------

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

==Uncle calls Nieces==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Sente Calls Anna, Urgently==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

S.

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===
From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===
From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Kurt is NOT dating Violet!==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and Violet been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Camaraderie==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Scarlett reports from Tanraga==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Wrapped around her pinky==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

P -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased Sedgewick but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - S is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Confidential Conscription==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

Lyssa -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler Wars==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

Tips

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

Tips.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave Garnet off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel Aiko? Garnet can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Blechblechblech!==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

Vi

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Tippy's Anguish==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's Sentinel, right? If not, go and look right now.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, Von. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure Tips will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Meanwhile . . . ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow.

Leaked E-mails

2006-04-10T00:02:06Z

Brat-sampson: /* Henrik Tanner / Garnet */

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

'''The E-mails'''

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

==Senior Fellows Meet with Sente==
--------------

===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

V.

==Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Sick Kiteway on Ball-Night==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

V.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

S.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

V.

==Garnet takes his punctuation ''very'' seriously==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think Garnet is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

==Lettie wants a favour==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed [[Violet Kiteway's Embroidered Bag|her embroidered bag]] and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Kurt and Anna - Quick Check==
--------------

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to S.

==Unknown to Unknown==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].
===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Henrik Tanner / Garnet==
--------------

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==Anna and Cymbalisty==

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

==Uncle calls Nieces==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Sente Calls Anna, Urgently==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

S.

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===
From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===
From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Kurt is NOT dating Violet!==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and Violet been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Camaraderie==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Scarlett reports from Tanraga==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Wrapped around her pinky==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

P -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased Sedgewick but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - S is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Confidential Conscription==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

Lyssa -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler Wars==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

Tips

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

Tips.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave Garnet off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel Aiko? Garnet can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Blechblechblech!==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

Vi

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Tippy's Anguish==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's Sentinel, right? If not, go and look right now.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, Von. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure Tips will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Meanwhile . . . ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow.

Leaked E-mails

2006-04-09T23:57:24Z

Brat-sampson:

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

'''The E-mails'''

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

==Senior Fellows Meet with Sente==
--------------

===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

V.

==Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Sick Kiteway on Ball-Night==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

V.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

S.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

V.

==Garnet takes his punctuation ''very'' seriously==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think Garnet is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

==Lettie wants a favour==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed [[Violet Kiteway's Embroidered Bag|her embroidered bag]] and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Kurt and Anna - Quick Check==
--------------

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to S.

==Unknown to Unknown==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].
===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Henrik Tanner / Garnet==

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==Anna and Cymbalisty==

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

==Uncle calls Nieces==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Sente Calls Anna, Urgently==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

S.

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===
From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===
From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Kurt is NOT dating Violet!==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and Violet been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Camaraderie==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Scarlett reports from Tanraga==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Wrapped around her pinky==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

P -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased Sedgewick but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - S is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Confidential Conscription==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

Lyssa -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler Wars==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

Tips

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

Tips.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave Garnet off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel Aiko? Garnet can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Blechblechblech!==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

Vi

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Tippy's Anguish==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's Sentinel, right? If not, go and look right now.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, Von. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure Tips will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Meanwhile . . . ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow.

Leaked E-mails

2006-04-09T23:56:05Z

Brat-sampson: /* Meanwhile . . . */

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

'''The E-mails'''

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

==Senior Fellows Meet with Sente==
--------------

===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

V.

==Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Sick Kiteway on Ball-Night==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

V.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

S.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

V.

==Garnet takes his punctuation ''very'' seriously==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think Garnet is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

==Lettie wants a favour==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed [[Violet Kiteway's Embroidered Bag|her embroidered bag]] and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Kurt and Anna - Quick Check==
--------------

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to S.

==Unknown to Unknown==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].
===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Henrik Tanner / Garnet==

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==Anna and Cymbalisty==

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

==Uncle calls Nieces==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Sente Calls Anna, Urgently==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

S.

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===
From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===
From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Kurt is NOT dating Violet!==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and Violet been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Camaraderie==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Scarlett reports from Tanraga==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Wrapped around her pinky==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

P -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased Sedgewick but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - S is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Confidential Conscription==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

Lyssa -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler Wars==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

Tips

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

Tips.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave Garnet off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel Aiko? Garnet can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Blechblechblech!==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

Vi

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Tippy's Anguish==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's Sentinel, right? If not, go and look right now.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, Von. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure Tips will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Meanwhile . . . ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow.

Leaked E-mails

2006-04-09T23:55:48Z

Brat-sampson: /* Tippy's Anguish */

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

'''The E-mails'''

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

==Senior Fellows Meet with Sente==
--------------

===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

V.

==Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Sick Kiteway on Ball-Night==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

V.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

S.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

V.

==Garnet takes his punctuation ''very'' seriously==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think Garnet is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

==Lettie wants a favour==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed [[Violet Kiteway's Embroidered Bag|her embroidered bag]] and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Kurt and Anna - Quick Check==
--------------

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to S.

==Unknown to Unknown==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].
===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Henrik Tanner / Garnet==

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==Anna and Cymbalisty==

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

==Uncle calls Nieces==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Sente Calls Anna, Urgently==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

S.

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===
From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===
From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Kurt is NOT dating Violet!==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and Violet been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Camaraderie==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Scarlett reports from Tanraga==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Wrapped around her pinky==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

P -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased Sedgewick but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - S is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Confidential Conscription==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

Lyssa -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler Wars==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

Tips

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

Tips.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave Garnet off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel Aiko? Garnet can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Blechblechblech!==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

Vi

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Tippy's Anguish==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's Sentinel, right? If not, go and look right now.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, Von. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure Tips will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Meanwhile . . . ==
===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow.

Leaked E-mails

2006-04-09T23:55:30Z

Brat-sampson: /* Blechblechblech! */

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

'''The E-mails'''

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

==Senior Fellows Meet with Sente==
--------------

===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

V.

==Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Sick Kiteway on Ball-Night==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

V.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

S.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

V.

==Garnet takes his punctuation ''very'' seriously==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think Garnet is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

==Lettie wants a favour==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed [[Violet Kiteway's Embroidered Bag|her embroidered bag]] and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Kurt and Anna - Quick Check==
--------------

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to S.

==Unknown to Unknown==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].
===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Henrik Tanner / Garnet==

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==Anna and Cymbalisty==

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

==Uncle calls Nieces==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Sente Calls Anna, Urgently==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

S.

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===
From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===
From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Kurt is NOT dating Violet!==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and Violet been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Camaraderie==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Scarlett reports from Tanraga==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Wrapped around her pinky==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

P -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased Sedgewick but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - S is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Confidential Conscription==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

Lyssa -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler Wars==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

Tips

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

Tips.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave Garnet off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel Aiko? Garnet can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Blechblechblech!==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

Vi

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Tippy's Anguish==

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's Sentinel, right? If not, go and look right now.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, Von. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure Tips will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Meanwhile . . . ==
===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow.

Leaked E-mails

2006-04-09T23:53:45Z

Brat-sampson: /* Tippy's Anguish */

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

'''The E-mails'''

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

==Senior Fellows Meet with Sente==
--------------

===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

V.

==Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Sick Kiteway on Ball-Night==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

V.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

S.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

V.

==Garnet takes his punctuation ''very'' seriously==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think Garnet is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

==Lettie wants a favour==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed [[Violet Kiteway's Embroidered Bag|her embroidered bag]] and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Kurt and Anna - Quick Check==
--------------

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to S.

==Unknown to Unknown==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].
===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Henrik Tanner / Garnet==

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==Anna and Cymbalisty==

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

==Uncle calls Nieces==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Sente Calls Anna, Urgently==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

S.

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===
From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===
From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Kurt is NOT dating Violet!==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and Violet been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Camaraderie==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Scarlett reports from Tanraga==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Wrapped around her pinky==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

P -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased Sedgewick but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - S is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Confidential Conscription==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

Lyssa -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler Wars==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

Tips

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

Tips.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave Garnet off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel Aiko? Garnet can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Blechblechblech!==

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

Vi

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Tippy's Anguish==

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's Sentinel, right? If not, go and look right now.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, Von. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure Tips will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Meanwhile . . . ==
===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow.

Leaked E-mails

2006-04-09T23:51:09Z

Brat-sampson: /* Meanwhile . . . */

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

'''The E-mails'''

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

==Senior Fellows Meet with Sente==
--------------

===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

V.

==Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Sick Kiteway on Ball-Night==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

V.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

S.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

V.

==Garnet takes his punctuation ''very'' seriously==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think Garnet is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

==Lettie wants a favour==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed [[Violet Kiteway's Embroidered Bag|her embroidered bag]] and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Kurt and Anna - Quick Check==
--------------

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to S.

==Unknown to Unknown==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].
===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Henrik Tanner / Garnet==

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==Anna and Cymbalisty==

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

==Uncle calls Nieces==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Sente Calls Anna, Urgently==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

S.

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===
From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===
From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Kurt is NOT dating Violet!==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and Violet been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Camaraderie==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Scarlett reports from Tanraga==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Wrapped around her pinky==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

P -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased Sedgewick but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - S is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Confidential Conscription==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

Lyssa -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler Wars==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

Tips

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

Tips.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave Garnet off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel Aiko? Garnet can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Blechblechblech!==

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

Vi

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Tippy's Anguish==

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's Sentinel, right? If not, go and look right now.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, Von. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

==Meanwhile . . . ==
===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow.

London PCAG event

2006-02-28T01:30:01Z

Brat-sampson: /* The Games */

'''Please add links to your photo galleries below! If you need a login, ask in #syzygy and someone will create one for you. Also...we ''will'' be co-opting players' images for this page, so keep an eye out for your photos!'''

==General==
*On Saturday, Feb. 25, players gathered in London for the much-anticipated [[PCAG]] competition, the follow-up to the [[New York PCAG event]]
*Starting at 10 AM, 25-35 people turned up for "Brunchfast", a pre-event social at [http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/pubfinder/details.php?OutletNumber=333 JD Weatherspoon's pub] (though no one brought a pink balloon, the pre-determined identification symbol)
*Meanwhile, nine players and representatives crammed themselves into a phone booth at Trafalgar Square for publicity shots with a professional photographer (by the way, [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts/3162715.stm the world record is 14])
*Doors opened at 12 PM for signing in 200 individuals, broken into groups of six (38 teams total)
*After an introduction by [[Mind Candy|Adrian]], the games began at 1 PM
*Goods including t-shirts, starter packs, mugs and posters were available for sale
*Each team received one special, light blue PCAG bag, and every participant received a PCAG [[Leitmark]]
*The members of the winning team received clear cubes as prizes
*After the games concluded, the top 8 teams were taken to the London Eye, where they intercepted a conversation in morse code, flashed with torches on either side of the river
*Later, everyone retired to the Horse and Groom pub on Great Portland Street for social interaction lubricated by alcohol

==The Games==
*Players received on Perplex City bag per team, containing a folder with challenge and information sheets
*Teams had until 4:00 PM to complete as many challenges on the sheet as possible. This included:
**Taking phone camera pictures of the task as evidence and sending them in via MMS
**Having helpers visually verify tasks
**and texting base camp if the challenge could be answered in words
*Teams would also receive trivia texts throughout the day, with points for each correct answer
*Other texts would be sent out if a new challenge was happening close by

===Challenge sheets===
*16 questions requiring observation from walking round an area of central London (a triangle between Leicester Square, Trafalgar Square and Picadilly Circus) that we had to text back to HQ for varying amounts of points (10-40). With hindsight the questions were in a good walking order, although those that did it backwards didn't get waylaid by the anti terrorism march and demonstration. (340 points)

===Photo evidence===
*Six photo questions that required you to MMS photos of your team in various locations (260 plus open-ended 5 points per letter photo)

These consisted of:

1) Photos of the whole team at the following Tube stations:

*Chancery Lane

*Picadilly Circus

*Charing Cross

*Leicester Square

Each of these was worth 20 points with an extra bonus 20 if you got them all.

2) Fit up to 6 people in a phone box. (5 Points per person)

3) Sit up to 6 people on a Trafalgar Square Lion. (5 Points per person)

4) Form a human chain between two diagonal Trafalgar Square Lions, with each end touching the Lion. (40 Points)

5) Form a human chain on the ground around Nelson's Column. (60 Points)

6) Spell out a real word using people, either standing up or lying down. (5 Points per letter)

===SMS trivia questions===
*Eight trivia questions texted through the day (7x20 + 1x10 = 150)

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
13:22:11, "Trivia - What year is it in Perplex City? Code: 601 Points: 20"

Answer: 269 AC
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:53:47, "Trivia - What surname is shared by Sente, Violet and Scarlett? Code: 602 Points: 20"

Answer: Kiteway
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:54:14, "Trivia - What's the tallest building in Perplex City? Code: 603 Points: 20"

Answer: Ascendancy Point
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:54:31, "Trivia - Which river runs through Perplex City? Code: 604 Points: 20"

Answer: The Mazy River
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:06:15, "Trivia - What is the leading newspaper in Perplex City called? Code: 605 Points: 20"

Answer: The Perplex City Sentinel
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:17:20, "Trivia - What is Scarlett's blog called? Code: 606 Points: 20"

Answer: The Scarlett Kite
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:28:25, "Trivia - Which Perplex City artist released an album on Earth? Code: 607 Points: 20"

Answer: Viard
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:43:38, "Trivia .-- .... .- - / .. ... / .--. . .-. .--. .-.. . -..- / -.-. .. - -.-- ... / -.-. ..- .-. .-. . -. -.-. -.-- Code: 608 Points: 10"

Answer: ''"What is Perplex City's currency?"'' Lecks
|}

===National Gallery trail===
*A special National Gallery section that gave cryptic clues for a trail through the gallery with a bumper 250-point question at the end to tempt us. Also to be texted. (370 points)

===Ranger verification===
*Two questions requiring you to be witnessed either singing as part of a 6 team choir for 90 seconds in Leicester Square or playing various video games against other teams at the Trocadero Arcade. For free, too! (100 Points per team for the choir, 80/50/30 Points at the arcade, depending on how well you did)

===Base camp===
*Two questions that required you to compete against other teams building a biscuit tower or spelling backwords (60 plus open-ended 10 points per letter spelling).

===Spot challenges===
*Three or four other tasks texted through the day, including choir practice, Wacky Races and a conga line

===Final challenge===
*The final task was to purchase the largest object possible for £1, with receipt
**The undisputed* winner of the biggest item for £1 was the [[media:Toilet-Paper-=-ftw!.gif|toilet roll]] bought by the CRT (Cube ReCoventry Team). With two 2-ply rolls for the bargain price of £0.95, and weighing in at an amazing 119.04 metres long, or 13.09 square metres in area, it truly was value for money! Toilet roll runs from left to right through the far doors in the photo and then some way up the stairs.
***(*may not have actually won!)

==Results==
{| border=1 cellpadding=10
|-
| '''Rank'''
| '''Team name'''
| '''Points scored'''
|-
| 1
| The Puzzle Monkeys
| 1200
|-
| 2
| Perplex Monkeys
| 1072
|-
| 3
| Logic, Intelligence and excellance
| 1062
|-
| 4
| The Cube ReCoventry Team
| 1017
|-
| 5
| Team Jazz Hands
| 1002
|-
| 6
| Serpentine Road
| 962
|-
| 7
| Good Guys, Bad guys 'n' explosions
| 957
|-
| 8
| Reservoir Frogs
| 937
|-
| 9
| Chic Geeks
| 892
|-
| 10
| Random Genius
| 880
|-
| 11
| Anglo Irish Contingent
| 827
|-
| 12
| Simba's Waffles
| 772
|-
| 13
| NorfolkFour
| 762
|-
| 14
| The Klatchian Foreign Legion
| 752
|-
| 15
| The Red Folks
| 752
|-
| 16
| The Argonauts
| 745
|-
| 17
| Muddled to the power of 5
| 727
|-
| 18
| The Sharkheads
| 720
|-
| 19
| The Minkies
| 707
|-
| 20
| The Wildcards
| 702
|-
| 21
| The Roofers
| 672
|-
| 22
| Viridian
| 665
|-
| 23
| Team Cambridge
| 637
|-
| 24
| Exit, pursued by a bear
| 617
|-
| 25
| thekipsclubb
| 615
|-
| 26
| The Goodies
| 612
|-
| 27
| lippy yank
| 590
|-
| 28
| kalimotxo
| 527
|-
| 29
| Smarties
| 492
|-
| 30
| The IT Crowd
| 465
|-
| 31
| Hunters with attitude
| 455
|-
| 32
| Sigma Chi
| 450
|-
| 33
| Noumenon9
| 435
|-
| 34
| Violet-Harlow
| 425
|-
| 35
| Lill Baz
| 390
|-
| 36
| The Bells
| 305
|-
| 37
| The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad
| 300
|-
| 38
| And so it begins
| 290
|-
|}

==Facts==
*127 people in the conga line
*3830 texts sent out
*1153 texts recieved
*27276 points earned
*2 things going completely wrong
**The first was that culture wardens in Trafalgar Square wouldn't allow any "professional" filming of the events around Nelson's Column.
**The second was the huge angry protest march which gathered in Trafalgar Square, *on* Nelson's Column...about 30 seconds before the Conga Challenge started right in front of them.
*0 arrests
*£1 challenge:
**5 people sold for £1
**3 countries
**3 newspapers
**1 toilet paper roll

==The London Eye==

==Photographs==
'''Please add a link to your photo galleries here. When adding images on flickr, be sure to tag them ''pcaglondon'' '''
*[http://flickr.com/photos/lhall/sets/72057594071168772/ LHall's flickr photoset]
*[http://flickr.com/photos/15909250@N00/sets/72057594070753420/ Mikey_J's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/number9dream_/sets/72057594070928239/ number9dream's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/24414503@N00/sets/72057594070650349/ Daemon Kirjava's flickr photoset part one] and [http://www.flickr.com/photos/mautalent/sets/72057594071038539/ part two]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyparsons/sets/72057594071203768/ guy_p's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/52858379@N00/ sotonrich's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/skenmy/sets/72057594070254618/ skenmy's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/85268853@N00/sets/72057594070541197/ buzman's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/95065610@N00/sets/72057594070661529/ amliag's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/86464159@N00/ brat-sampson's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/39899380@N00/sets/72057594071295247/ Gibbet's flickr photoset (No kloos here!)]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/crystaltips/ Crys's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/girlgeek/ sherpa's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/sledgecallier/sets/72057594071486227/ SledgeCallier's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.jocarter.co.uk/gallery/PerplexCity/ Angelsk's photo gallery]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/60912246@N00/sets/72057594071488099/ kksweety's flickr photoset]

==References==
*[http://www.joystiq.com/2006/02/26/gamers-flash-mobs-and-london-the-perplex-city-academy-games/ Joystiq.com - "Gamers, flash mobs, and London -- the Perplex City Academy Games"]
*[http://yemblespcag.livejournal.com/ Yembles' blog walkthrough of the PCAG for the team 'The Sharkheads']
*The Perplex City Sentinel
**article, 27-FEB-06, "[[Blafard]] in NY Crowned [[New York PCAG event|First Earth PCAG Winner]]" ([http://www.pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/02/blafard_in_ny_c.html link])

London PCAG event

2006-02-28T01:28:56Z

Brat-sampson: /* Ranger verification */

London PCAG event

2006-02-28T01:22:18Z

Brat-sampson: /* Photo evidence */

'''Please add links to your photo galleries below! If you need a login, ask in #syzygy and someone will create one for you. Also...we ''will'' be co-opting players' images for this page, so keep an eye out for your photos!'''

==General==
*On Saturday, Feb. 25, players gathered in London for the much-anticipated [[PCAG]] competition, the follow-up to the [[New York PCAG event]]
*Starting at 10 AM, 25-35 people turned up for "Brunchfast", a pre-event social at [http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/pubfinder/details.php?OutletNumber=333 JD Weatherspoon's pub] (though no one brought a pink balloon, the pre-determined identification symbol)
*Meanwhile, nine players and representatives crammed themselves into a phone booth at Trafalgar Square for publicity shots with a professional photographer (by the way, [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts/3162715.stm the world record is 14])
*Doors opened at 12 PM for signing in 200 individuals, broken into groups of six (38 teams total)
*After an introduction by [[Mind Candy|Adrian]], the games began at 1 PM
*Goods including t-shirts, starter packs, mugs and posters were available for sale
*Each team received one special, light blue PCAG bag, and every participant received a PCAG [[Leitmark]]
*The members of the winning team received clear cubes as prizes
*After the games concluded, the top 8 teams were taken to the London Eye, where they intercepted a conversation in morse code, flashed with torches on either side of the river
*Later, everyone retired to the Horse and Groom pub on Great Portland Street for social interaction lubricated by alcohol

==The Games==
*Players received on Perplex City bag per team, containing a folder with challenge and information sheets
*Teams had until 4:00 PM to complete as many challenges on the sheet as possible. This included:
**Taking phone camera pictures of the task as evidence and sending them in via MMS
**Having helpers visually verify tasks
**and texting base camp if the challenge could be answered in words
*Teams would also receive trivia texts throughout the day, with points for each correct answer
*Other texts would be sent out if a new challenge was happening close by

===Challenge sheets===
*16 questions requiring observation from walking round an area of central London (a triangle between Leicester Square, Trafalgar Square and Picadilly Circus) that we had to text back to HQ for varying amounts of points (10-40). With hindsight the questions were in a good walking order, although those that did it backwards didn't get waylaid by the anti terrorism march and demonstration. (340 points)

===Photo evidence===
*Six photo questions that required you to MMS photos of your team in various locations (260 plus open-ended 5 points per letter photo)

These consisted of:

1) Photos of the whole team at the following Tube stations:

*Chancery Lane

*Picadilly Circus

*Charing Cross

*Leicester Square

Each of these was worth 20 points with an extra bonus 20 if you got them all.

2) Fit up to 6 people in a phone box. (5 Points per person)

3) Sit up to 6 people on a Trafalgar Square Lion. (5 Points per person)

4) Form a human chain between two diagonal Trafalgar Square Lions, with each end touching the Lion. (40 Points)

5) Form a human chain on the ground around Nelson's Column. (60 Points)

6) Spell out a real word using people, either standing up or lying down. (5 Points per letter)

===SMS trivia questions===
*Eight trivia questions texted through the day (7x20 + 1x10 = 150)

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
13:22:11, "Trivia - What year is it in Perplex City? Code: 601 Points: 20"

Answer: 269 AC
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:53:47, "Trivia - What surname is shared by Sente, Violet and Scarlett? Code: 602 Points: 20"

Answer: Kiteway
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:54:14, "Trivia - What's the tallest building in Perplex City? Code: 603 Points: 20"

Answer: Ascendancy Point
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:54:31, "Trivia - Which river runs through Perplex City? Code: 604 Points: 20"

Answer: The Mazy River
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:06:15, "Trivia - What is the leading newspaper in Perplex City called? Code: 605 Points: 20"

Answer: The Perplex City Sentinel
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:17:20, "Trivia - What is Scarlett's blog called? Code: 606 Points: 20"

Answer: The Scarlett Kite
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:28:25, "Trivia - Which Perplex City artist released an album on Earth? Code: 607 Points: 20"

Answer: Viard
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:43:38, "Trivia .-- .... .- - / .. ... / .--. . .-. .--. .-.. . -..- / -.-. .. - -.-- ... / -.-. ..- .-. .-. . -. -.-. -.-- Code: 608 Points: 10"

Answer: ''"What is Perplex City's currency?"'' Lecks
|}

===National Gallery trail===
*A special National Gallery section that gave cryptic clues for a trail through the gallery with a bumper 250-point question at the end to tempt us. Also to be texted. (370 points)

===Ranger verification===
*Two questions requiring you to be witnessed either singing as a choir or playing video games (180)

===Base camp===
*Two questions that required you to compete against other teams building a biscuit tower or spelling backwords (60 plus open-ended 10 points per letter spelling).

===Spot challenges===
*Three or four other tasks texted through the day, including choir practice, Wacky Races and a conga line

===Final challenge===
*The final task was to purchase the largest object possible for £1, with receipt
**The undisputed* winner of the biggest item for £1 was the [[media:Toilet-Paper-=-ftw!.gif|toilet roll]] bought by the CRT (Cube ReCoventry Team). With two 2-ply rolls for the bargain price of £0.95, and weighing in at an amazing 119.04 metres long, or 13.09 square metres in area, it truly was value for money! Toilet roll runs from left to right through the far doors in the photo and then some way up the stairs.
***(*may not have actually won!)

==Results==
{| border=1 cellpadding=10
|-
| '''Rank'''
| '''Team name'''
| '''Points scored'''
|-
| 1
| The Puzzle Monkeys
| 1200
|-
| 2
| Perplex Monkeys
| 1072
|-
| 3
| Logic, Intelligence and excellance
| 1062
|-
| 4
| The Cube ReCoventry Team
| 1017
|-
| 5
| Team Jazz Hands
| 1002
|-
| 6
| Serpentine Road
| 962
|-
| 7
| Good Guys, Bad guys 'n' explosions
| 957
|-
| 8
| Reservoir Frogs
| 937
|-
| 9
| Chic Geeks
| 892
|-
| 10
| Random Genius
| 880
|-
| 11
| Anglo Irish Contingent
| 827
|-
| 12
| Simba's Waffles
| 772
|-
| 13
| NorfolkFour
| 762
|-
| 14
| The Klatchian Foreign Legion
| 752
|-
| 15
| The Red Folks
| 752
|-
| 16
| The Argonauts
| 745
|-
| 17
| Muddled to the power of 5
| 727
|-
| 18
| The Sharkheads
| 720
|-
| 19
| The Minkies
| 707
|-
| 20
| The Wildcards
| 702
|-
| 21
| The Roofers
| 672
|-
| 22
| Viridian
| 665
|-
| 23
| Team Cambridge
| 637
|-
| 24
| Exit, pursued by a bear
| 617
|-
| 25
| thekipsclubb
| 615
|-
| 26
| The Goodies
| 612
|-
| 27
| lippy yank
| 590
|-
| 28
| kalimotxo
| 527
|-
| 29
| Smarties
| 492
|-
| 30
| The IT Crowd
| 465
|-
| 31
| Hunters with attitude
| 455
|-
| 32
| Sigma Chi
| 450
|-
| 33
| Noumenon9
| 435
|-
| 34
| Violet-Harlow
| 425
|-
| 35
| Lill Baz
| 390
|-
| 36
| The Bells
| 305
|-
| 37
| The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad
| 300
|-
| 38
| And so it begins
| 290
|-
|}

==Facts==
*127 people in the conga line
*3830 texts sent out
*1153 texts recieved
*27276 points earned
*2 things going completely wrong
**The first was that culture wardens in Trafalgar Square wouldn't allow any "professional" filming of the events around Nelson's Column.
**The second was the huge angry protest march which gathered in Trafalgar Square, *on* Nelson's Column...about 30 seconds before the Conga Challenge started right in front of them.
*0 arrests
*£1 challenge:
**5 people sold for £1
**3 countries
**3 newspapers
**1 toilet paper roll

==The London Eye==

==Photographs==
'''Please add a link to your photo galleries here. When adding images on flickr, be sure to tag them ''pcaglondon'' '''
*[http://flickr.com/photos/lhall/sets/72057594071168772/ LHall's flickr photoset]
*[http://flickr.com/photos/15909250@N00/sets/72057594070753420/ Mikey_J's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/number9dream_/sets/72057594070928239/ number9dream's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/24414503@N00/sets/72057594070650349/ Daemon Kirjava's flickr photoset part one] and [http://www.flickr.com/photos/mautalent/sets/72057594071038539/ part two]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyparsons/sets/72057594071203768/ guy_p's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/52858379@N00/ sotonrich's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/skenmy/sets/72057594070254618/ skenmy's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/85268853@N00/sets/72057594070541197/ buzman's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/95065610@N00/sets/72057594070661529/ amliag's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/86464159@N00/ brat-sampson's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/39899380@N00/sets/72057594071295247/ Gibbet's flickr photoset (No kloos here!)]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/crystaltips/ Crys's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/girlgeek/ sherpa's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/sledgecallier/sets/72057594071486227/ SledgeCallier's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.jocarter.co.uk/gallery/PerplexCity/ Angelsk's photo gallery]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/60912246@N00/sets/72057594071488099/ kksweety's flickr photoset]

==References==
*[http://www.joystiq.com/2006/02/26/gamers-flash-mobs-and-london-the-perplex-city-academy-games/ Joystiq.com - "Gamers, flash mobs, and London -- the Perplex City Academy Games"]
*[http://yemblespcag.livejournal.com/ Yembles' blog walkthrough of the PCAG for the team 'The Sharkheads']
*The Perplex City Sentinel
**article, 27-FEB-06, "[[Blafard]] in NY Crowned [[New York PCAG event|First Earth PCAG Winner]]" ([http://www.pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/02/blafard_in_ny_c.html link])

London PCAG event

2006-02-28T01:20:53Z

Brat-sampson: /* The Games */

'''Please add links to your photo galleries below! If you need a login, ask in #syzygy and someone will create one for you. Also...we ''will'' be co-opting players' images for this page, so keep an eye out for your photos!'''

==General==
*On Saturday, Feb. 25, players gathered in London for the much-anticipated [[PCAG]] competition, the follow-up to the [[New York PCAG event]]
*Starting at 10 AM, 25-35 people turned up for "Brunchfast", a pre-event social at [http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/pubfinder/details.php?OutletNumber=333 JD Weatherspoon's pub] (though no one brought a pink balloon, the pre-determined identification symbol)
*Meanwhile, nine players and representatives crammed themselves into a phone booth at Trafalgar Square for publicity shots with a professional photographer (by the way, [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts/3162715.stm the world record is 14])
*Doors opened at 12 PM for signing in 200 individuals, broken into groups of six (38 teams total)
*After an introduction by [[Mind Candy|Adrian]], the games began at 1 PM
*Goods including t-shirts, starter packs, mugs and posters were available for sale
*Each team received one special, light blue PCAG bag, and every participant received a PCAG [[Leitmark]]
*The members of the winning team received clear cubes as prizes
*After the games concluded, the top 8 teams were taken to the London Eye, where they intercepted a conversation in morse code, flashed with torches on either side of the river
*Later, everyone retired to the Horse and Groom pub on Great Portland Street for social interaction lubricated by alcohol

==The Games==
*Players received on Perplex City bag per team, containing a folder with challenge and information sheets
*Teams had until 4:00 PM to complete as many challenges on the sheet as possible. This included:
**Taking phone camera pictures of the task as evidence and sending them in via MMS
**Having helpers visually verify tasks
**and texting base camp if the challenge could be answered in words
*Teams would also receive trivia texts throughout the day, with points for each correct answer
*Other texts would be sent out if a new challenge was happening close by

===Challenge sheets===
*16 questions requiring observation from walking round an area of central London (a triangle between Leicester Square, Trafalgar Square and Picadilly Circus) that we had to text back to HQ for varying amounts of points (10-40). With hindsight the questions were in a good walking order, although those that did it backwards didn't get waylaid by the anti terrorism march and demonstration. (340 points)

===Photo evidence===
*Six photo questions that required you to MMS photos of your team in various locations (360 plus open-ended 5 points per letter photo)

These consisted of:

1) Photos of the whole team at the following Tube stations:

*Chancery Lane

*Picadilly Circus

*Charing Cross

*Leicester Square

Each of these was worth 20 points with an extra bonus 20 if you got them all.

2) Fit up to 6 people in a phone box. (5 Points per person)

3) Sit up to 6 people on a Trafalgar Square Lion. (5 Points per person)

4) Form a human chain between two diagonal Trafalgar Square Lions, with each end touching the Lion. (40 Points)

5) Form a human chain on the ground around Nelson's Column. (60 Points)

6) Spell out a real word using people, either standing up or lying down. (5 Points per letter)

===SMS trivia questions===
*Eight trivia questions texted through the day (7x20 + 1x10 = 150)

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
13:22:11, "Trivia - What year is it in Perplex City? Code: 601 Points: 20"

Answer: 269 AC
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:53:47, "Trivia - What surname is shared by Sente, Violet and Scarlett? Code: 602 Points: 20"

Answer: Kiteway
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:54:14, "Trivia - What's the tallest building in Perplex City? Code: 603 Points: 20"

Answer: Ascendancy Point
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:54:31, "Trivia - Which river runs through Perplex City? Code: 604 Points: 20"

Answer: The Mazy River
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:06:15, "Trivia - What is the leading newspaper in Perplex City called? Code: 605 Points: 20"

Answer: The Perplex City Sentinel
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:17:20, "Trivia - What is Scarlett's blog called? Code: 606 Points: 20"

Answer: The Scarlett Kite
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:28:25, "Trivia - Which Perplex City artist released an album on Earth? Code: 607 Points: 20"

Answer: Viard
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:43:38, "Trivia .-- .... .- - / .. ... / .--. . .-. .--. .-.. . -..- / -.-. .. - -.-- ... / -.-. ..- .-. .-. . -. -.-. -.-- Code: 608 Points: 10"

Answer: ''"What is Perplex City's currency?"'' Lecks
|}

===National Gallery trail===
*A special National Gallery section that gave cryptic clues for a trail through the gallery with a bumper 250-point question at the end to tempt us. Also to be texted. (370 points)

===Ranger verification===
*Two questions requiring you to be witnessed either singing as a choir or playing video games (180)

===Base camp===
*Two questions that required you to compete against other teams building a biscuit tower or spelling backwords (60 plus open-ended 10 points per letter spelling).

===Spot challenges===
*Three or four other tasks texted through the day, including choir practice, Wacky Races and a conga line

===Final challenge===
*The final task was to purchase the largest object possible for £1, with receipt
**The undisputed* winner of the biggest item for £1 was the [[media:Toilet-Paper-=-ftw!.gif|toilet roll]] bought by the CRT (Cube ReCoventry Team). With two 2-ply rolls for the bargain price of £0.95, and weighing in at an amazing 119.04 metres long, or 13.09 square metres in area, it truly was value for money! Toilet roll runs from left to right through the far doors in the photo and then some way up the stairs.
***(*may not have actually won!)

==Results==
{| border=1 cellpadding=10
|-
| '''Rank'''
| '''Team name'''
| '''Points scored'''
|-
| 1
| The Puzzle Monkeys
| 1200
|-
| 2
| Perplex Monkeys
| 1072
|-
| 3
| Logic, Intelligence and excellance
| 1062
|-
| 4
| The Cube ReCoventry Team
| 1017
|-
| 5
| Team Jazz Hands
| 1002
|-
| 6
| Serpentine Road
| 962
|-
| 7
| Good Guys, Bad guys 'n' explosions
| 957
|-
| 8
| Reservoir Frogs
| 937
|-
| 9
| Chic Geeks
| 892
|-
| 10
| Random Genius
| 880
|-
| 11
| Anglo Irish Contingent
| 827
|-
| 12
| Simba's Waffles
| 772
|-
| 13
| NorfolkFour
| 762
|-
| 14
| The Klatchian Foreign Legion
| 752
|-
| 15
| The Red Folks
| 752
|-
| 16
| The Argonauts
| 745
|-
| 17
| Muddled to the power of 5
| 727
|-
| 18
| The Sharkheads
| 720
|-
| 19
| The Minkies
| 707
|-
| 20
| The Wildcards
| 702
|-
| 21
| The Roofers
| 672
|-
| 22
| Viridian
| 665
|-
| 23
| Team Cambridge
| 637
|-
| 24
| Exit, pursued by a bear
| 617
|-
| 25
| thekipsclubb
| 615
|-
| 26
| The Goodies
| 612
|-
| 27
| lippy yank
| 590
|-
| 28
| kalimotxo
| 527
|-
| 29
| Smarties
| 492
|-
| 30
| The IT Crowd
| 465
|-
| 31
| Hunters with attitude
| 455
|-
| 32
| Sigma Chi
| 450
|-
| 33
| Noumenon9
| 435
|-
| 34
| Violet-Harlow
| 425
|-
| 35
| Lill Baz
| 390
|-
| 36
| The Bells
| 305
|-
| 37
| The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad
| 300
|-
| 38
| And so it begins
| 290
|-
|}

==Facts==
*127 people in the conga line
*3830 texts sent out
*1153 texts recieved
*27276 points earned
*2 things going completely wrong
**The first was that culture wardens in Trafalgar Square wouldn't allow any "professional" filming of the events around Nelson's Column.
**The second was the huge angry protest march which gathered in Trafalgar Square, *on* Nelson's Column...about 30 seconds before the Conga Challenge started right in front of them.
*0 arrests
*£1 challenge:
**5 people sold for £1
**3 countries
**3 newspapers
**1 toilet paper roll

==The London Eye==

==Photographs==
'''Please add a link to your photo galleries here. When adding images on flickr, be sure to tag them ''pcaglondon'' '''
*[http://flickr.com/photos/lhall/sets/72057594071168772/ LHall's flickr photoset]
*[http://flickr.com/photos/15909250@N00/sets/72057594070753420/ Mikey_J's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/number9dream_/sets/72057594070928239/ number9dream's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/24414503@N00/sets/72057594070650349/ Daemon Kirjava's flickr photoset part one] and [http://www.flickr.com/photos/mautalent/sets/72057594071038539/ part two]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyparsons/sets/72057594071203768/ guy_p's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/52858379@N00/ sotonrich's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/skenmy/sets/72057594070254618/ skenmy's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/85268853@N00/sets/72057594070541197/ buzman's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/95065610@N00/sets/72057594070661529/ amliag's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/86464159@N00/ brat-sampson's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/39899380@N00/sets/72057594071295247/ Gibbet's flickr photoset (No kloos here!)]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/crystaltips/ Crys's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/girlgeek/ sherpa's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/sledgecallier/sets/72057594071486227/ SledgeCallier's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.jocarter.co.uk/gallery/PerplexCity/ Angelsk's photo gallery]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/60912246@N00/sets/72057594071488099/ kksweety's flickr photoset]

==References==
*[http://www.joystiq.com/2006/02/26/gamers-flash-mobs-and-london-the-perplex-city-academy-games/ Joystiq.com - "Gamers, flash mobs, and London -- the Perplex City Academy Games"]
*[http://yemblespcag.livejournal.com/ Yembles' blog walkthrough of the PCAG for the team 'The Sharkheads']
*The Perplex City Sentinel
**article, 27-FEB-06, "[[Blafard]] in NY Crowned [[New York PCAG event|First Earth PCAG Winner]]" ([http://www.pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/02/blafard_in_ny_c.html link])

London PCAG event

2006-02-28T01:19:44Z

Brat-sampson: /* Photo evidence */

'''Please add links to your photo galleries below! If you need a login, ask in #syzygy and someone will create one for you. Also...we ''will'' be co-opting players' images for this page, so keep an eye out for your photos!'''

==General==
*On Saturday, Feb. 25, players gathered in London for the much-anticipated [[PCAG]] competition, the follow-up to the [[New York PCAG event]]
*Starting at 10 AM, 25-35 people turned up for "Brunchfast", a pre-event social at [http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/pubfinder/details.php?OutletNumber=333 JD Weatherspoon's pub] (though no one brought a pink balloon, the pre-determined identification symbol)
*Meanwhile, nine players and representatives crammed themselves into a phone booth at Trafalgar Square for publicity shots with a professional photographer (by the way, [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts/3162715.stm the world record is 14])
*Doors opened at 12 PM for signing in 200 individuals, broken into groups of six (38 teams total)
*After an introduction by [[Mind Candy|Adrian]], the games began at 1 PM
*Goods including t-shirts, starter packs, mugs and posters were available for sale
*Each team received one special, light blue PCAG bag, and every participant received a PCAG [[Leitmark]]
*The members of the winning team received clear cubes as prizes
*After the games concluded, the top 8 teams were taken to the London Eye, where they intercepted a conversation in morse code, flashed with torches on either side of the river
*Later, everyone retired to the Horse and Groom pub on Great Portland Street for social interaction lubricated by alcohol

==The Games==
*Players received on Perplex City bag per team, containing a folder with challenge and information sheets
*Teams had until 4:00 PM to complete as many challenges on the sheet as possible. This included:
**Taking phone camera pictures of the task as evidence and sending them in via MMS
**Having helpers visually verify tasks
**and texting base camp if the challenge could be answered in words
*Teams would also receive trivia texts throughout the day, with points for each correct answer
*Other texts would be sent out if a new challenge was happening close by

===Challenge sheets===
*16 questions requiring observation from walking round an area of central London (a triangle between Leicester Square, Trafalgar Square and Picadilly Circus) that we had to text back to HQ for varying amounts of points (10-40). With hindsight the questions were in a good walking order, although those that did it backwards didn't get waylaid by the anti terrorism march and demonstration. (340 points)

===Photo evidence===
*Six photo questions that required you to MMS photos of your team in various locations (360 plus open-ended 5 points per letter photo)

These consisted of:

1) Photos of the whole team at the following Tube stations:

*Picadilly Circus

*Charing Cross

*Chancery Lane

*Leicester Square

Each of these was worth 20 points with an extra bonus 20 if you got them all.

2) Fit up to 6 people in a phone box. (5 Points per person)

3) Sit up to 6 people on a Trafalgar Square Lion. (5 Points per person)

4) Form a human chain between two diagonal Trafalgar Square Lions, with each end touching the Lion. (40 Points)

5) Form a human chain on the ground around Nelson's Column. (60 Points)

6) Spell out a real word using people, either standing up or lying down. (5 Points per letter)

===SMS trivia questions===
*Eight trivia questions texted through the day (7x20 + 1x10 = 150)

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
13:22:11, "Trivia - What year is it in Perplex City? Code: 601 Points: 20"

Answer: 269 AC
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:53:47, "Trivia - What surname is shared by Sente, Violet and Scarlett? Code: 602 Points: 20"

Answer: Kiteway
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:54:14, "Trivia - What's the tallest building in Perplex City? Code: 603 Points: 20"

Answer: Ascendancy Point
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:54:31, "Trivia - Which river runs through Perplex City? Code: 604 Points: 20"

Answer: The Mazy River
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:06:15, "Trivia - What is the leading newspaper in Perplex City called? Code: 605 Points: 20"

Answer: The Perplex City Sentinel
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:17:20, "Trivia - What is Scarlett's blog called? Code: 606 Points: 20"

Answer: The Scarlett Kite
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:28:25, "Trivia - Which Perplex City artist released an album on Earth? Code: 607 Points: 20"

Answer: Viard
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:43:38, "Trivia .-- .... .- - / .. ... / .--. . .-. .--. .-.. . -..- / -.-. .. - -.-- ... / -.-. ..- .-. .-. . -. -.-. -.-- Code: 608 Points: 10"

Answer: ''"What is Perplex City's currency?"'' Lecks
|}

===National Gallery trail===
*A special National Gallery section that gave cryptic clues for a trail through the gallery with a bumper 250-point question at the end to tempt us. Also to be texted. (370 points)

===Ranger verification===
*Two questions requiring you to be witnessed either singing as a choir or playing video games (180)

===Base camp===
*Two questions that required you to compete against other teams building a biscuit tower or spelling backwords (60 plus open-ended 10 points per letter spelling).

===Spot challenges===
*Three or four other tasks texted through the day, including choir practice, Wacky Races and a conga line

===Final challenge===
*The final task was to purchase the largest object possible for £1, with receipt
**The undisputed* winner of the biggest item for £1 was the [[media:Toilet-Paper-=-ftw!.gif|toilet roll]] bought by the CRT (Cube ReCoventry Team). With two 2-ply rolls for the bargain price of £0.95, and weighing in at an amazing 119.04 metres long, or 13.09 square metres in area, it truly was value for money! Toilet roll runs from left to right through the far doors in the photo and then some way up the stairs.
***(*may not have actually won!)

==Results==
{| border=1 cellpadding=10
|-
| '''Rank'''
| '''Team name'''
| '''Points scored'''
|-
| 1
| The Puzzle Monkeys
| 1200
|-
| 2
| Perplex Monkeys
| 1072
|-
| 3
| Logic, Intelligence and excellance
| 1062
|-
| 4
| The Cube ReCoventry Team
| 1017
|-
| 5
| Team Jazz Hands
| 1002
|-
| 6
| Serpentine Road
| 962
|-
| 7
| Good Guys, Bad guys 'n' explosions
| 957
|-
| 8
| Reservoir Frogs
| 937
|-
| 9
| Chic Geeks
| 892
|-
| 10
| Random Genius
| 880
|-
| 11
| Anglo Irish Contingent
| 827
|-
| 12
| Simba's Waffles
| 772
|-
| 13
| NorfolkFour
| 762
|-
| 14
| The Klatchian Foreign Legion
| 752
|-
| 15
| The Red Folks
| 752
|-
| 16
| The Argonauts
| 745
|-
| 17
| Muddled to the power of 5
| 727
|-
| 18
| The Sharkheads
| 720
|-
| 19
| The Minkies
| 707
|-
| 20
| The Wildcards
| 702
|-
| 21
| The Roofers
| 672
|-
| 22
| Viridian
| 665
|-
| 23
| Team Cambridge
| 637
|-
| 24
| Exit, pursued by a bear
| 617
|-
| 25
| thekipsclubb
| 615
|-
| 26
| The Goodies
| 612
|-
| 27
| lippy yank
| 590
|-
| 28
| kalimotxo
| 527
|-
| 29
| Smarties
| 492
|-
| 30
| The IT Crowd
| 465
|-
| 31
| Hunters with attitude
| 455
|-
| 32
| Sigma Chi
| 450
|-
| 33
| Noumenon9
| 435
|-
| 34
| Violet-Harlow
| 425
|-
| 35
| Lill Baz
| 390
|-
| 36
| The Bells
| 305
|-
| 37
| The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad
| 300
|-
| 38
| And so it begins
| 290
|-
|}

==Facts==
*127 people in the conga line
*3830 texts sent out
*1153 texts recieved
*27276 points earned
*2 things going completely wrong
**The first was that culture wardens in Trafalgar Square wouldn't allow any "professional" filming of the events around Nelson's Column.
**The second was the huge angry protest march which gathered in Trafalgar Square, *on* Nelson's Column...about 30 seconds before the Conga Challenge started right in front of them.
*0 arrests
*£1 challenge:
**5 people sold for £1
**3 countries
**3 newspapers
**1 toilet paper roll

==The London Eye==

==Photographs==
'''Please add a link to your photo galleries here. When adding images on flickr, be sure to tag them ''pcaglondon'' '''
*[http://flickr.com/photos/lhall/sets/72057594071168772/ LHall's flickr photoset]
*[http://flickr.com/photos/15909250@N00/sets/72057594070753420/ Mikey_J's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/number9dream_/sets/72057594070928239/ number9dream's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/24414503@N00/sets/72057594070650349/ Daemon Kirjava's flickr photoset part one] and [http://www.flickr.com/photos/mautalent/sets/72057594071038539/ part two]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyparsons/sets/72057594071203768/ guy_p's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/52858379@N00/ sotonrich's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/skenmy/sets/72057594070254618/ skenmy's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/85268853@N00/sets/72057594070541197/ buzman's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/95065610@N00/sets/72057594070661529/ amliag's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/86464159@N00/ brat-sampson's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/39899380@N00/sets/72057594071295247/ Gibbet's flickr photoset (No kloos here!)]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/crystaltips/ Crys's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/girlgeek/ sherpa's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/sledgecallier/sets/72057594071486227/ SledgeCallier's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.jocarter.co.uk/gallery/PerplexCity/ Angelsk's photo gallery]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/60912246@N00/sets/72057594071488099/ kksweety's flickr photoset]

==References==
*[http://www.joystiq.com/2006/02/26/gamers-flash-mobs-and-london-the-perplex-city-academy-games/ Joystiq.com - "Gamers, flash mobs, and London -- the Perplex City Academy Games"]
*[http://yemblespcag.livejournal.com/ Yembles' blog walkthrough of the PCAG for the team 'The Sharkheads']
*The Perplex City Sentinel
**article, 27-FEB-06, "[[Blafard]] in NY Crowned [[New York PCAG event|First Earth PCAG Winner]]" ([http://www.pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/02/blafard_in_ny_c.html link])

London PCAG event

2006-02-28T01:13:58Z

Brat-sampson: /* The Games */

'''Please add links to your photo galleries below! If you need a login, ask in #syzygy and someone will create one for you. Also...we ''will'' be co-opting players' images for this page, so keep an eye out for your photos!'''

==General==
*On Saturday, Feb. 25, players gathered in London for the much-anticipated [[PCAG]] competition, the follow-up to the [[New York PCAG event]]
*Starting at 10 AM, 25-35 people turned up for "Brunchfast", a pre-event social at [http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/pubfinder/details.php?OutletNumber=333 JD Weatherspoon's pub] (though no one brought a pink balloon, the pre-determined identification symbol)
*Meanwhile, nine players and representatives crammed themselves into a phone booth at Trafalgar Square for publicity shots with a professional photographer (by the way, [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts/3162715.stm the world record is 14])
*Doors opened at 12 PM for signing in 200 individuals, broken into groups of six (38 teams total)
*After an introduction by [[Mind Candy|Adrian]], the games began at 1 PM
*Goods including t-shirts, starter packs, mugs and posters were available for sale
*Each team received one special, light blue PCAG bag, and every participant received a PCAG [[Leitmark]]
*The members of the winning team received clear cubes as prizes
*After the games concluded, the top 8 teams were taken to the London Eye, where they intercepted a conversation in morse code, flashed with torches on either side of the river
*Later, everyone retired to the Horse and Groom pub on Great Portland Street for social interaction lubricated by alcohol

==The Games==
*Players received on Perplex City bag per team, containing a folder with challenge and information sheets
*Teams had until 4:00 PM to complete as many challenges on the sheet as possible. This included:
**Taking phone camera pictures of the task as evidence and sending them in via MMS
**Having helpers visually verify tasks
**and texting base camp if the challenge could be answered in words
*Teams would also receive trivia texts throughout the day, with points for each correct answer
*Other texts would be sent out if a new challenge was happening close by

===Challenge sheets===
*16 questions requiring observation from walking round an area of central London (a triangle between Leicester Square, Trafalgar Square and Picadilly Circus) that we had to text back to HQ for varying amounts of points (10-40). With hindsight the questions were in a good walking order, although those that did it backwards didn't get waylaid by the anti terrorism march and demonstration. (340 points)

===Photo evidence===
*Six photo questions that required you to MMS photos of your team in various locations (360 plus open-ended 5 points per letter photo)

These consisted of:

1) Photos of the whole team at the following Tube stations:

*Picadilly Circus

*Charing Cross

*Chancery Lane

*Leicester Square

Each of these was worth 20 points with an extra bonus 20 if you got them all.

2) Fit up to 6 people in a phone box. (5 Points per person)

3) Sit up to 6 people on a Trafalgar Square Lion. (5 Points per person)

4) Form a human chain between two diagonal Trafalgar Square Lions, with each end touching the Lion. (40 Points)

5) Form a human chain on the ground around Nelson's Column. (60 Points)

6) Spell out a real word using people, either standing up or lying down. (5 Points per letter)

===SMS trivia questions===
*Eight trivia questions texted through the day (7x20 + 1x10 = 150)

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
13:22:11, "Trivia - What year is it in Perplex City? Code: 601 Points: 20"

Answer: 269 AC
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:53:47, "Trivia - What surname is shared by Sente, Violet and Scarlett? Code: 602 Points: 20"

Answer: Kiteway
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:54:14, "Trivia - What's the tallest building in Perplex City? Code: 603 Points: 20"

Answer: Ascendancy Point
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:54:31, "Trivia - Which river runs through Perplex City? Code: 604 Points: 20"

Answer: The Mazy River
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:06:15, "Trivia - What is the leading newspaper in Perplex City called? Code: 605 Points: 20"

Answer: The Perplex City Sentinel
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:17:20, "Trivia - What is Scarlett's blog called? Code: 606 Points: 20"

Answer: The Scarlett Kite
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:28:25, "Trivia - Which Perplex City artist released an album on Earth? Code: 607 Points: 20"

Answer: Viard
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:43:38, "Trivia .-- .... .- - / .. ... / .--. . .-. .--. .-.. . -..- / -.-. .. - -.-- ... / -.-. ..- .-. .-. . -. -.-. -.-- Code: 608 Points: 10"

Answer: ''"What is Perplex City's currency?"'' Lecks
|}

===National Gallery trail===
*A special National Gallery section that gave cryptic clues for a trail through the gallery with a bumper 250-point question at the end to tempt us. Also to be texted. (370 points)

===Ranger verification===
*Two questions requiring you to be witnessed either singing as a choir or playing video games (180)

===Base camp===
*Two questions that required you to compete against other teams building a biscuit tower or spelling backwords (60 plus open-ended 10 points per letter spelling).

===Spot challenges===
*Three or four other tasks texted through the day, including choir practice, Wacky Races and a conga line

===Final challenge===
*The final task was to purchase the largest object possible for £1, with receipt
**The undisputed* winner of the biggest item for £1 was the [[media:Toilet-Paper-=-ftw!.gif|toilet roll]] bought by the CRT (Cube ReCoventry Team). With two 2-ply rolls for the bargain price of £0.95, and weighing in at an amazing 119.04 metres long, or 13.09 square metres in area, it truly was value for money! Toilet roll runs from left to right through the far doors in the photo and then some way up the stairs.
***(*may not have actually won!)

==Results==
{| border=1 cellpadding=10
|-
| '''Rank'''
| '''Team name'''
| '''Points scored'''
|-
| 1
| The Puzzle Monkeys
| 1200
|-
| 2
| Perplex Monkeys
| 1072
|-
| 3
| Logic, Intelligence and excellance
| 1062
|-
| 4
| The Cube ReCoventry Team
| 1017
|-
| 5
| Team Jazz Hands
| 1002
|-
| 6
| Serpentine Road
| 962
|-
| 7
| Good Guys, Bad guys 'n' explosions
| 957
|-
| 8
| Reservoir Frogs
| 937
|-
| 9
| Chic Geeks
| 892
|-
| 10
| Random Genius
| 880
|-
| 11
| Anglo Irish Contingent
| 827
|-
| 12
| Simba's Waffles
| 772
|-
| 13
| NorfolkFour
| 762
|-
| 14
| The Klatchian Foreign Legion
| 752
|-
| 15
| The Red Folks
| 752
|-
| 16
| The Argonauts
| 745
|-
| 17
| Muddled to the power of 5
| 727
|-
| 18
| The Sharkheads
| 720
|-
| 19
| The Minkies
| 707
|-
| 20
| The Wildcards
| 702
|-
| 21
| The Roofers
| 672
|-
| 22
| Viridian
| 665
|-
| 23
| Team Cambridge
| 637
|-
| 24
| Exit, pursued by a bear
| 617
|-
| 25
| thekipsclubb
| 615
|-
| 26
| The Goodies
| 612
|-
| 27
| lippy yank
| 590
|-
| 28
| kalimotxo
| 527
|-
| 29
| Smarties
| 492
|-
| 30
| The IT Crowd
| 465
|-
| 31
| Hunters with attitude
| 455
|-
| 32
| Sigma Chi
| 450
|-
| 33
| Noumenon9
| 435
|-
| 34
| Violet-Harlow
| 425
|-
| 35
| Lill Baz
| 390
|-
| 36
| The Bells
| 305
|-
| 37
| The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad
| 300
|-
| 38
| And so it begins
| 290
|-
|}

==Facts==
*127 people in the conga line
*3830 texts sent out
*1153 texts recieved
*27276 points earned
*2 things going completely wrong
**The first was that culture wardens in Trafalgar Square wouldn't allow any "professional" filming of the events around Nelson's Column.
**The second was the huge angry protest march which gathered in Trafalgar Square, *on* Nelson's Column...about 30 seconds before the Conga Challenge started right in front of them.
*0 arrests
*£1 challenge:
**5 people sold for £1
**3 countries
**3 newspapers
**1 toilet paper roll

==The London Eye==

==Photographs==
'''Please add a link to your photo galleries here. When adding images on flickr, be sure to tag them ''pcaglondon'' '''
*[http://flickr.com/photos/lhall/sets/72057594071168772/ LHall's flickr photoset]
*[http://flickr.com/photos/15909250@N00/sets/72057594070753420/ Mikey_J's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/number9dream_/sets/72057594070928239/ number9dream's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/24414503@N00/sets/72057594070650349/ Daemon Kirjava's flickr photoset part one] and [http://www.flickr.com/photos/mautalent/sets/72057594071038539/ part two]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyparsons/sets/72057594071203768/ guy_p's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/52858379@N00/ sotonrich's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/skenmy/sets/72057594070254618/ skenmy's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/85268853@N00/sets/72057594070541197/ buzman's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/95065610@N00/sets/72057594070661529/ amliag's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/86464159@N00/ brat-sampson's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/39899380@N00/sets/72057594071295247/ Gibbet's flickr photoset (No kloos here!)]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/crystaltips/ Crys's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/girlgeek/ sherpa's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/sledgecallier/sets/72057594071486227/ SledgeCallier's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.jocarter.co.uk/gallery/PerplexCity/ Angelsk's photo gallery]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/60912246@N00/sets/72057594071488099/ kksweety's flickr photoset]

==References==
*[http://www.joystiq.com/2006/02/26/gamers-flash-mobs-and-london-the-perplex-city-academy-games/ Joystiq.com - "Gamers, flash mobs, and London -- the Perplex City Academy Games"]
*[http://yemblespcag.livejournal.com/ Yembles' blog walkthrough of the PCAG for the team 'The Sharkheads']
*The Perplex City Sentinel
**article, 27-FEB-06, "[[Blafard]] in NY Crowned [[New York PCAG event|First Earth PCAG Winner]]" ([http://www.pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/02/blafard_in_ny_c.html link])

London PCAG event

2006-02-28T01:13:35Z

Brat-sampson: /* Photo evidence */

'''Please add links to your photo galleries below! If you need a login, ask in #syzygy and someone will create one for you. Also...we ''will'' be co-opting players' images for this page, so keep an eye out for your photos!'''

==General==
*On Saturday, Feb. 25, players gathered in London for the much-anticipated [[PCAG]] competition, the follow-up to the [[New York PCAG event]]
*Starting at 10 AM, 25-35 people turned up for "Brunchfast", a pre-event social at [http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/pubfinder/details.php?OutletNumber=333 JD Weatherspoon's pub] (though no one brought a pink balloon, the pre-determined identification symbol)
*Meanwhile, nine players and representatives crammed themselves into a phone booth at Trafalgar Square for publicity shots with a professional photographer (by the way, [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts/3162715.stm the world record is 14])
*Doors opened at 12 PM for signing in 200 individuals, broken into groups of six (38 teams total)
*After an introduction by [[Mind Candy|Adrian]], the games began at 1 PM
*Goods including t-shirts, starter packs, mugs and posters were available for sale
*Each team received one special, light blue PCAG bag, and every participant received a PCAG [[Leitmark]]
*The members of the winning team received clear cubes as prizes
*After the games concluded, the top 8 teams were taken to the London Eye, where they intercepted a conversation in morse code, flashed with torches on either side of the river
*Later, everyone retired to the Horse and Groom pub on Great Portland Street for social interaction lubricated by alcohol

==The Games==
*Players received on Perplex City bag per team, containing a folder with challenge and information sheets
*Teams had until 4:00 PM to complete as many challenges on the sheet as possible. This included:
**Taking phone camera pictures of the task as evidence and sending them in via MMS
**Having helpers visually verify tasks
**and texting base camp if the challenge could be answered in words
*Teams would also receive trivia texts throughout the day, with points for each correct answer
*Other texts would be sent out if a new challenge was happening close by

===Challenge sheets===
*16 questions requiring observation from walking round an area of central London (a triangle between Leicester Square, Trafalgar Square and Picadilly Circus) that we had to text back to HQ for varying amounts of points (10-40). With hindsight the questions were in a good walking order, although those that did it backwards didn't get waylaid by the anti terrorism march and demonstration. (340 points)

===Photo evidence===
*Six photo questions that required you to MMS photos of your team in various locations (360 plus open-ended 5 points per letter photo)

These consisted of:

1) Photos of the whole team at the following Tube stations:

*Picadilly Circus

*Charing Cross

*Chancery Lane

*Leicester Square

Each of these was worth 20 points with an extra bonus 20 if you got them all.

2) Fit up to 6 people in a phone box. (5 Points per person)

3) Sit up to 6 people on a Trafalgar Square Lion. (5 Points per person)

4) Form a human chain between two diagonal Trafalgar Square Lions, with each end touching the Lion. (40 Points)

5) Form a human chain on the ground around Nelson's Column. (60 Points)

6) Spell out a real word using people, either standing up or lying down. (5 Points per letter)

===SMS trivia questions===
*Eight trivia questions texted through the day (7x20 + 1x10 = 150)

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
13:22:11, "Trivia - What year is it in Perplex City? Code: 601 Points: 20"

Answer: 269 AC
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:53:47, "Trivia - What surname is shared by Sente, Violet and Scarlett? Code: 602 Points: 20"

Answer: Kiteway
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:54:14, "Trivia - What's the tallest building in Perplex City? Code: 603 Points: 20"

Answer: Ascendancy Point
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:54:31, "Trivia - Which river runs through Perplex City? Code: 604 Points: 20"

Answer: The Mazy River
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:06:15, "Trivia - What is the leading newspaper in Perplex City called? Code: 605 Points: 20"

Answer: The Perplex City Sentinel
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:17:20, "Trivia - What is Scarlett's blog called? Code: 606 Points: 20"

Answer: The Scarlett Kite
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:28:25, "Trivia - Which Perplex City artist released an album on Earth? Code: 607 Points: 20"

Answer: Viard
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:43:38, "Trivia .-- .... .- - / .. ... / .--. . .-. .--. .-.. . -..- / -.-. .. - -.-- ... / -.-. ..- .-. .-. . -. -.-. -.-- Code: 608 Points: 10"

Answer: ''"What is Perplex City's currency?"'' Lecks
|}

===National Gallery trail===
*A special National Gallery section that gave cryptic clues for a trail through the gallery with a bumper 250-point question at the end to tempt us. Also to be texted. (370 points)

===Ranger verification===
*Two questions requiring you to be witnessed either singing as a choir or playing video games (180)

===Base camp===
*Two questions that required you to compete against other teams building a biscuit tower or spelling backwords (60 plus open-ended 10 points per letter spelling).

===Spot challenges===
*Three or four other tasks texted through the day, including choir practice, Wacky Races and a conga line

===Final challenge===
*The final task was to purchase the largest object possible for £1, with receipt
**The undisputed* winner of the biggest item for £1 was the [[media:Toilet-Paper-=-ftw!.gif|toilet roll]] bought by the CRT (Cube ReCoventry Team). With two 2-ply rolls for the bargain price of £0.95, and weighing in at an amazing 119.04 metres long, or 13.09 square metres in area, it truly was value for money! Toilet roll runs from left to right through the far doors in the photo and then some way up the stairs.
***(*may not have actually won!)

==Results==
{| border=1 cellpadding=10
|-
| '''Rank'''
| '''Team name'''
| '''Points scored'''
|-
| 1
| The Puzzle Monkeys
| 1200
|-
| 2
| Perplex Monkeys
| 1072
|-
| 3
| Logic, Intelligence and excellance
| 1062
|-
| 4
| The Cube ReCoventry Team
| 1017
|-
| 5
| Team Jazz Hands
| 1002
|-
| 6
| Serpentine Road
| 962
|-
| 7
| Good Guys, Bad guys 'n' explosions
| 957
|-
| 8
| Reservoir Frogs
| 937
|-
| 9
| Chic Geeks
| 892
|-
| 10
| Random Genius
| 880
|-
| 11
| Anglo Irish Contingent
| 827
|-
| 12
| Simba's Waffles
| 772
|-
| 13
| NorfolkFour
| 762
|-
| 14
| The Klatchian Foreign Legion
| 752
|-
| 15
| The Red Folks
| 752
|-
| 16
| The Argonauts
| 745
|-
| 17
| Muddled to the power of 5
| 727
|-
| 18
| The Sharkheads
| 720
|-
| 19
| The Minkies
| 707
|-
| 20
| The Wildcards
| 702
|-
| 21
| The Roofers
| 672
|-
| 22
| Viridian
| 665
|-
| 23
| Team Cambridge
| 637
|-
| 24
| Exit, pursued by a bear
| 617
|-
| 25
| thekipsclubb
| 615
|-
| 26
| The Goodies
| 612
|-
| 27
| lippy yank
| 590
|-
| 28
| kalimotxo
| 527
|-
| 29
| Smarties
| 492
|-
| 30
| The IT Crowd
| 465
|-
| 31
| Hunters with attitude
| 455
|-
| 32
| Sigma Chi
| 450
|-
| 33
| Noumenon9
| 435
|-
| 34
| Violet-Harlow
| 425
|-
| 35
| Lill Baz
| 390
|-
| 36
| The Bells
| 305
|-
| 37
| The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad
| 300
|-
| 38
| And so it begins
| 290
|-
|}

==Facts==
*127 people in the conga line
*3830 texts sent out
*1153 texts recieved
*27276 points earned
*2 things going completely wrong
**The first was that culture wardens in Trafalgar Square wouldn't allow any "professional" filming of the events around Nelson's Column.
**The second was the huge angry protest march which gathered in Trafalgar Square, *on* Nelson's Column...about 30 seconds before the Conga Challenge started right in front of them.
*0 arrests
*£1 challenge:
**5 people sold for £1
**3 countries
**3 newspapers
**1 toilet paper roll

==The London Eye==

==Photographs==
'''Please add a link to your photo galleries here. When adding images on flickr, be sure to tag them ''pcaglondon'' '''
*[http://flickr.com/photos/lhall/sets/72057594071168772/ LHall's flickr photoset]
*[http://flickr.com/photos/15909250@N00/sets/72057594070753420/ Mikey_J's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/number9dream_/sets/72057594070928239/ number9dream's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/24414503@N00/sets/72057594070650349/ Daemon Kirjava's flickr photoset part one] and [http://www.flickr.com/photos/mautalent/sets/72057594071038539/ part two]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyparsons/sets/72057594071203768/ guy_p's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/52858379@N00/ sotonrich's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/skenmy/sets/72057594070254618/ skenmy's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/85268853@N00/sets/72057594070541197/ buzman's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/95065610@N00/sets/72057594070661529/ amliag's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/86464159@N00/ brat-sampson's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/39899380@N00/sets/72057594071295247/ Gibbet's flickr photoset (No kloos here!)]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/crystaltips/ Crys's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/girlgeek/ sherpa's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/sledgecallier/sets/72057594071486227/ SledgeCallier's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.jocarter.co.uk/gallery/PerplexCity/ Angelsk's photo gallery]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/60912246@N00/sets/72057594071488099/ kksweety's flickr photoset]

==References==
*[http://www.joystiq.com/2006/02/26/gamers-flash-mobs-and-london-the-perplex-city-academy-games/ Joystiq.com - "Gamers, flash mobs, and London -- the Perplex City Academy Games"]
*[http://yemblespcag.livejournal.com/ Yembles' blog walkthrough of the PCAG for the team 'The Sharkheads']
*The Perplex City Sentinel
**article, 27-FEB-06, "[[Blafard]] in NY Crowned [[New York PCAG event|First Earth PCAG Winner]]" ([http://www.pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/02/blafard_in_ny_c.html link])

File:Phonebox.jpg

2006-02-28T01:10:58Z

Brat-sampson: 6 people in a phonebox.

6 people in a phonebox.

London PCAG event

2006-02-28T01:02:42Z

Brat-sampson: /* The Games */

'''Please add links to your photo galleries below! If you need a login, ask in #syzygy and someone will create one for you. Also...we ''will'' be co-opting players' images for this page, so keep an eye out for your photos!'''

==General==
*On Saturday, Feb. 25, players gathered in London for the much-anticipated [[PCAG]] competition, the follow-up to the [[New York PCAG event]]
*Starting at 10 AM, 25-35 people turned up for "Brunchfast", a pre-event social at [http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/pubfinder/details.php?OutletNumber=333 JD Weatherspoon's pub] (though no one brought a pink balloon, the pre-determined identification symbol)
*Meanwhile, nine players and representatives crammed themselves into a phone booth at Trafalgar Square for publicity shots with a professional photographer (by the way, [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts/3162715.stm the world record is 14])
*Doors opened at 12 PM for signing in 200 individuals, broken into groups of six (38 teams total)
*After an introduction by [[Mind Candy|Adrian]], the games began at 1 PM
*Goods including t-shirts, starter packs, mugs and posters were available for sale
*Each team received one special, light blue PCAG bag, and every participant received a PCAG [[Leitmark]]
*The members of the winning team received clear cubes as prizes
*After the games concluded, the top 8 teams were taken to the London Eye, where they intercepted a conversation in morse code, flashed with torches on either side of the river
*Later, everyone retired to the Horse and Groom pub on Great Portland Street for social interaction lubricated by alcohol

==The Games==
*Players received on Perplex City bag per team, containing a folder with challenge and information sheets
*Teams had until 4:00 PM to complete as many challenges on the sheet as possible. This included:
**Taking phone camera pictures of the task as evidence and sending them in via MMS
**Having helpers visually verify tasks
**and texting base camp if the challenge could be answered in words
*Teams would also receive trivia texts throughout the day, with points for each correct answer
*Other texts would be sent out if a new challenge was happening close by

===Challenge sheets===
*16 questions requiring observation from walking round an area of central London (a triangle between Leicester Square, Trafalgar Square and Picadilly Circus) that we had to text back to HQ for varying amounts of points (10-40). With hindsight the questions were in a good walking order, although those that did it backwards didn't get waylaid by the anti terrorism march and demonstration. (340 points)

===Photo evidence===
*Six photo questions that required you to MMS photos of your team in various locations (360 plus open-ended 5 points per letter photo)

These consisted of:

1) Photos of the whole team at the following Tube stations:

*Picadilly Circus

*Charing Cross

*Chancery Lane

*Leicester Square

Each of these was worth 20 points with an extra bonus 20 if you got them all.

2) Fit up to 6 people in a phone box. (5 Points per person)

3) Sit up to 6 people on a Trafalgar Square Lion. (5 Points per person)

4) Form a human chain between two diagonal Trafalgar Square Lions, with each end touching the Lion. (40 Points)

5) Form a human chain on the ground around Nelson's Column. (60 Points)

6) Spell out a real word using people, either standing up or lying down. (5 Points per letter)

===SMS trivia questions===
*Eight trivia questions texted through the day (7x20 + 1x10 = 150)

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
13:22:11, "Trivia - What year is it in Perplex City? Code: 601 Points: 20"

Answer: 269 AC
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:53:47, "Trivia - What surname is shared by Sente, Violet and Scarlett? Code: 602 Points: 20"

Answer: Kiteway
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:54:14, "Trivia - What's the tallest building in Perplex City? Code: 603 Points: 20"

Answer: Ascendancy Point
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:54:31, "Trivia - Which river runs through Perplex City? Code: 604 Points: 20"

Answer: The Mazy River
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:06:15, "Trivia - What is the leading newspaper in Perplex City called? Code: 605 Points: 20"

Answer: The Perplex City Sentinel
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:17:20, "Trivia - What is Scarlett's blog called? Code: 606 Points: 20"

Answer: The Scarlett Kite
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:28:25, "Trivia - Which Perplex City artist released an album on Earth? Code: 607 Points: 20"

Answer: Viard
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:43:38, "Trivia .-- .... .- - / .. ... / .--. . .-. .--. .-.. . -..- / -.-. .. - -.-- ... / -.-. ..- .-. .-. . -. -.-. -.-- Code: 608 Points: 10"

Answer: ''"What is Perplex City's currency?"'' Lecks
|}

===National Gallery trail===
*A special National Gallery section that gave cryptic clues for a trail through the gallery with a bumper 250-point question at the end to tempt us. Also to be texted. (370 points)

===Ranger verification===
*Two questions requiring you to be witnessed either singing as a choir or playing video games (180)

===Base camp===
*Two questions that required you to compete against other teams building a biscuit tower or spelling backwords (60 plus open-ended 10 points per letter spelling).

===Spot challenges===
*Three or four other tasks texted through the day, including choir practice, Wacky Races and a conga line

===Final challenge===
*The final task was to purchase the largest object possible for £1, with receipt
**The undisputed* winner of the biggest item for £1 was the [[media:Toilet-Paper-=-ftw!.gif|toilet roll]] bought by the CRT (Cube ReCoventry Team). With two 2-ply rolls for the bargain price of £0.95, and weighing in at an amazing 119.04 metres long, or 13.09 square metres in area, it truly was value for money! Toilet roll runs from left to right through the far doors in the photo and then some way up the stairs.
***(*may not have actually won!)

==Results==
{| border=1 cellpadding=10
|-
| '''Rank'''
| '''Team name'''
| '''Points scored'''
|-
| 1
| The Puzzle Monkeys
| 1200
|-
| 2
| Perplex Monkeys
| 1072
|-
| 3
| Logic, Intelligence and excellance
| 1062
|-
| 4
| The Cube ReCoventry Team
| 1017
|-
| 5
| Team Jazz Hands
| 1002
|-
| 6
| Serpentine Road
| 962
|-
| 7
| Good Guys, Bad guys 'n' explosions
| 957
|-
| 8
| Reservoir Frogs
| 937
|-
| 9
| Chic Geeks
| 892
|-
| 10
| Random Genius
| 880
|-
| 11
| Anglo Irish Contingent
| 827
|-
| 12
| Simba's Waffles
| 772
|-
| 13
| NorfolkFour
| 762
|-
| 14
| The Klatchian Foreign Legion
| 752
|-
| 15
| The Red Folks
| 752
|-
| 16
| The Argonauts
| 745
|-
| 17
| Muddled to the power of 5
| 727
|-
| 18
| The Sharkheads
| 720
|-
| 19
| The Minkies
| 707
|-
| 20
| The Wildcards
| 702
|-
| 21
| The Roofers
| 672
|-
| 22
| Viridian
| 665
|-
| 23
| Team Cambridge
| 637
|-
| 24
| Exit, pursued by a bear
| 617
|-
| 25
| thekipsclubb
| 615
|-
| 26
| The Goodies
| 612
|-
| 27
| lippy yank
| 590
|-
| 28
| kalimotxo
| 527
|-
| 29
| Smarties
| 492
|-
| 30
| The IT Crowd
| 465
|-
| 31
| Hunters with attitude
| 455
|-
| 32
| Sigma Chi
| 450
|-
| 33
| Noumenon9
| 435
|-
| 34
| Violet-Harlow
| 425
|-
| 35
| Lill Baz
| 390
|-
| 36
| The Bells
| 305
|-
| 37
| The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad
| 300
|-
| 38
| And so it begins
| 290
|-
|}

==Facts==
*127 people in the conga line
*3830 texts sent out
*1153 texts recieved
*27276 points earned
*2 things going completely wrong
**The first was that culture wardens in Trafalgar Square wouldn't allow any "professional" filming of the events around Nelson's Column.
**The second was the huge angry protest march which gathered in Trafalgar Square, *on* Nelson's Column...about 30 seconds before the Conga Challenge started right in front of them.
*0 arrests
*£1 challenge:
**5 people sold for £1
**3 countries
**3 newspapers
**1 toilet paper roll

==The London Eye==

==Photographs==
'''Please add a link to your photo galleries here. When adding images on flickr, be sure to tag them ''pcaglondon'' '''
*[http://flickr.com/photos/lhall/sets/72057594071168772/ LHall's flickr photoset]
*[http://flickr.com/photos/15909250@N00/sets/72057594070753420/ Mikey_J's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/number9dream_/sets/72057594070928239/ number9dream's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/24414503@N00/sets/72057594070650349/ Daemon Kirjava's flickr photoset part one] and [http://www.flickr.com/photos/mautalent/sets/72057594071038539/ part two]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyparsons/sets/72057594071203768/ guy_p's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/52858379@N00/ sotonrich's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/skenmy/sets/72057594070254618/ skenmy's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/85268853@N00/sets/72057594070541197/ buzman's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/95065610@N00/sets/72057594070661529/ amliag's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/86464159@N00/ brat-sampson's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/39899380@N00/sets/72057594071295247/ Gibbet's flickr photoset (No kloos here!)]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/crystaltips/ Crys's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/girlgeek/ sherpa's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/sledgecallier/sets/72057594071486227/ SledgeCallier's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.jocarter.co.uk/gallery/PerplexCity/ Angelsk's photo gallery]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/60912246@N00/sets/72057594071488099/ kksweety's flickr photoset]

==References==
*[http://www.joystiq.com/2006/02/26/gamers-flash-mobs-and-london-the-perplex-city-academy-games/ Joystiq.com - "Gamers, flash mobs, and London -- the Perplex City Academy Games"]
*[http://yemblespcag.livejournal.com/ Yembles' blog walkthrough of the PCAG for the team 'The Sharkheads']
*The Perplex City Sentinel
**article, 27-FEB-06, "[[Blafard]] in NY Crowned [[New York PCAG event|First Earth PCAG Winner]]" ([http://www.pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/02/blafard_in_ny_c.html link])

London PCAG event

2006-02-28T00:59:06Z

Brat-sampson: /* Photo evidence */

'''Please add links to your photo galleries below! If you need a login, ask in #syzygy and someone will create one for you. Also...we ''will'' be co-opting players' images for this page, so keep an eye out for your photos!'''

==General==
*On Saturday, Feb. 25, players gathered in London for the much-anticipated [[PCAG]] competition, the follow-up to the [[New York PCAG event]]
*Starting at 10 AM, 25-35 people turned up for "Brunchfast", a pre-event social at [http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/pubfinder/details.php?OutletNumber=333 JD Weatherspoon's pub] (though no one brought a pink balloon, the pre-determined identification symbol)
*Meanwhile, nine players and representatives crammed themselves into a phone booth at Trafalgar Square for publicity shots with a professional photographer (by the way, [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts/3162715.stm the world record is 14])
*Doors opened at 12 PM for signing in 200 individuals, broken into groups of six (38 teams total)
*After an introduction by [[Mind Candy|Adrian]], the games began at 1 PM
*Goods including t-shirts, starter packs, mugs and posters were available for sale
*Each team received one special, light blue PCAG bag, and every participant received a PCAG [[Leitmark]]
*The members of the winning team received clear cubes as prizes
*After the games concluded, the top 8 teams were taken to the London Eye, where they intercepted a conversation in morse code, flashed with torches on either side of the river
*Later, everyone retired to the Horse and Groom pub on Great Portland Street for social interaction lubricated by alcohol

==The Games==
*Players received on Perplex City bag per team, containing a folder with challenge and information sheets
*Teams had until 4:00 PM to complete as many challenges on the sheet as possible. This included:
**Taking phone camera pictures of the task as evidence and sending them in via MMS
**Having helpers visually verify tasks
**and texting base camp if the challenge could be answered in words
*Teams would also receive trivia texts throughout the day, with points for each correct answer
*Other texts would be sent out if a new challenge was happening close by

===Challenge sheets===
*16 questions requiring observation from walking round an area of central London (a triangle between Leicester Square, Trafalgar Square and Picadilly Circus) that we had to text back to HQ for varying amounts of points (10-40). With hindsight the questions were in a good walking order, although those that did it backwards didn't get waylaid by the anti terrorism march and demonstration. (340 points)

===Photo evidence===
*Six photo questions that required you to MMS photos of your team in various locations (360 plus open-ended 5 points per letter photo)

These consisted of:

1) Photos of the whole team at the following Tube stations:

*Picadilly Circus

*Charing Cross

*Chancery Lane

*Leicester Square

Each of these was worth 20 points with an extra bonus 20 if you got them all.

2) Fit up to 6 people in a phone box. (5 Points per person)

3) Sit up to 6 people on a Trafalgar Square Lion. (5 Points per person)

4) Form a human chain between two diagonal Trafalgar Square Lions, with each end touching the Lion. (40 Points)

5) Form a human chain on the ground around Nelson's Column. (60 Points)

6) Spell out a real word using people, either standing up or lying down. (5 Points per letter)

===SMS trivia questions===
*Eight trivia questions texted through the day (7x20 + 1x10 = 150)

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
13:22:11, "Trivia - What year is it in Perplex City? Code: 601 Points: 20"

Answer: 269 AC
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:53:47, "Trivia - What surname is shared by Sente, Violet and Scarlett? Code: 602 Points: 20"

Answer: Kiteway
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:54:14, "Trivia - What's the tallest building in Perplex City? Code: 603 Points: 20"

Answer: Ascendancy Point
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
14:54:31, "Trivia - Which river runs through Perplex City? Code: 604 Points: 20"

Answer: The Mazy River
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:06:15, "Trivia - What is the leading newspaper in Perplex City called? Code: 605 Points: 20"

Answer: The Perplex City Sentinel
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:17:20, "Trivia - What is Scarlett's blog called? Code: 606 Points: 20"

Answer: The Scarlett Kite
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:28:25, "Trivia - Which Perplex City artist released an album on Earth? Code: 607 Points: 20"

Answer: Viard
|}

{| border="0" cellpadding="10" width="60%" style="border: 2px solid #ddddff;" bgcolor="#f3f3ff"
|
15:43:38, "Trivia .-- .... .- - / .. ... / .--. . .-. .--. .-.. . -..- / -.-. .. - -.-- ... / -.-. ..- .-. .-. . -. -.-. -.-- Code: 608 Points: 10"

Answer: ''"What is Perplex City's currency?"'' Lecks
|}

===National Gallery trail===
*A special National Gallery section that gave cryptic clues for a trail through the gallery with a bumper 250-point question at the end to tempt us. Also to be texted. (370 points)

===Ranger verification===
*Two questions requiring you to be witnessed either singing as a choir or playing video games (180)

===Base camp===
*Two questions that required you to compete against other teams building a biscuit tower or spelling backwords (60 plus open-ended 10 points per letter spelling).

===Spot challenges===
*Three or four other tasks texted through the day, including choir practice, Wacky Races and a conga line

===Final challenge===
*The final task was to purchase the largest object possible for £1, with receipt
**The undisputed* winner of the biggest item for £1 was the [[media:Toilet-Paper-=-ftw!.gif|toilet roll]] bought by the CRT (Cube ReCoventry Team). With two 2-ply rolls for the bargain price of £0.95, and weighing in at an amazing 119.04 metres long, or 13.09 square metres in area, it truly was value for money! Toilet roll runs from left to right through the far doors in the photo and then some way up the stairs.
***(*may not have actually won!)

==Results==
{| border=1 cellpadding=10
|-
| '''Rank'''
| '''Team name'''
| '''Points scored'''
|-
| 1
| The Puzzle Monkeys
| 1200
|-
| 2
| Perplex Monkeys
| 1072
|-
| 3
| Logic, Intelligence and excellance
| 1062
|-
| 4
| The Cube ReCoventry Team
| 1017
|-
| 5
| Team Jazz Hands
| 1002
|-
| 6
| Serpentine Road
| 962
|-
| 7
| Good Guys, Bad guys 'n' explosions
| 957
|-
| 8
| Reservoir Frogs
| 937
|-
| 9
| Chic Geeks
| 892
|-
| 10
| Random Genius
| 880
|-
| 11
| Anglo Irish Contingent
| 827
|-
| 12
| Simba's Waffles
| 772
|-
| 13
| NorfolkFour
| 762
|-
| 14
| The Klatchian Foreign Legion
| 752
|-
| 15
| The Red Folks
| 752
|-
| 16
| The Argonauts
| 745
|-
| 17
| Muddled to the power of 5
| 727
|-
| 18
| The Sharkheads
| 720
|-
| 19
| The Minkies
| 707
|-
| 20
| The Wildcards
| 702
|-
| 21
| The Roofers
| 672
|-
| 22
| Viridian
| 665
|-
| 23
| Team Cambridge
| 637
|-
| 24
| Exit, pursued by a bear
| 617
|-
| 25
| thekipsclubb
| 615
|-
| 26
| The Goodies
| 612
|-
| 27
| lippy yank
| 590
|-
| 28
| kalimotxo
| 527
|-
| 29
| Smarties
| 492
|-
| 30
| The IT Crowd
| 465
|-
| 31
| Hunters with attitude
| 455
|-
| 32
| Sigma Chi
| 450
|-
| 33
| Noumenon9
| 435
|-
| 34
| Violet-Harlow
| 425
|-
| 35
| Lill Baz
| 390
|-
| 36
| The Bells
| 305
|-
| 37
| The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad
| 300
|-
| 38
| And so it begins
| 290
|-
|}

==Facts==
*127 people in the conga line
*3830 texts sent out
*1153 texts recieved
*27276 points earned
*2 things going completely wrong
**The first was that culture wardens in Trafalgar Square wouldn't allow any "professional" filming of the events around Nelson's Column.
**The second was the huge angry protest march which gathered in Trafalgar Square, *on* Nelson's Column...about 30 seconds before the Conga Challenge started right in front of them.
*0 arrests
*£1 challenge:
**5 people sold for £1
**3 countries
**3 newspapers
**1 toilet paper roll

==The London Eye==

==Photographs==
'''Please add a link to your photo galleries here. When adding images on flickr, be sure to tag them ''pcaglondon'' '''
*[http://flickr.com/photos/lhall/sets/72057594071168772/ LHall's flickr photoset]
*[http://flickr.com/photos/15909250@N00/sets/72057594070753420/ Mikey_J's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/number9dream_/sets/72057594070928239/ number9dream's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/24414503@N00/sets/72057594070650349/ Daemon Kirjava's flickr photoset part one] and [http://www.flickr.com/photos/mautalent/sets/72057594071038539/ part two]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/guyparsons/sets/72057594071203768/ guy_p's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/52858379@N00/ sotonrich's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/skenmy/sets/72057594070254618/ skenmy's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/85268853@N00/sets/72057594070541197/ buzman's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/95065610@N00/sets/72057594070661529/ amliag's flickr photoset]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/86464159@N00/ brat-sampson's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/39899380@N00/sets/72057594071295247/ Gibbet's flickr photoset (No kloos here!)]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/crystaltips/ Crys's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/girlgeek/ sherpa's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/sledgecallier/sets/72057594071486227/ SledgeCallier's flickr photostream]
*[http://www.jocarter.co.uk/gallery/PerplexCity/ Angelsk's photo gallery]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/60912246@N00/sets/72057594071488099/ kksweety's flickr photoset]

==References==
*[http://www.joystiq.com/2006/02/26/gamers-flash-mobs-and-london-the-perplex-city-academy-games/ Joystiq.com - "Gamers, flash mobs, and London -- the Perplex City Academy Games"]
*[http://yemblespcag.livejournal.com/ Yembles' blog walkthrough of the PCAG for the team 'The Sharkheads']
*The Perplex City Sentinel
**article, 27-FEB-06, "[[Blafard]] in NY Crowned [[New York PCAG event|First Earth PCAG Winner]]" ([http://www.pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/02/blafard_in_ny_c.html link])