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		<id>https://perplexcitywiki.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_gold_card_holders&amp;diff=17252</id>
		<title>List of gold card holders</title>
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		<updated>2007-01-22T20:27:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Duckiemonster: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;This is a list of who owns which gold card.&lt;br /&gt;
If anyone could add to this, it would be appreciated.&lt;br /&gt;
Note: Bolded names are not the final owner, i.e., the card indicated has been established as a prize in a competition, or is for sale on eBay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Stub}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| cellpadding=5 border=1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;Number&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;Owner&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;Signed?&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;How They Got It&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;Link&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!---&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #XXX&lt;br /&gt;
| Template&lt;br /&gt;
| Yes/No/Blank&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
| Put link to where the card details were found if possible.&lt;br /&gt;
---&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #021&lt;br /&gt;
| xxsammisamxx&lt;br /&gt;
| Yes&lt;br /&gt;
| Card Pack&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #025&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;PremierGames&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| Yes&lt;br /&gt;
| Card Pack&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #029&lt;br /&gt;
| cthrag yaska&lt;br /&gt;
| Yes (x7)&lt;br /&gt;
| eBay&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #033&lt;br /&gt;
| MikeyJ&lt;br /&gt;
| Yes&lt;br /&gt;
| ebay&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;amp;rd=1&amp;amp;item=110040255852 EBAY LINK]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #043&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;PremierGames&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| Yes&lt;br /&gt;
| Card Pack&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #048&lt;br /&gt;
| Albion01&lt;br /&gt;
| Yes&lt;br /&gt;
| eBay&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #062&lt;br /&gt;
| mgoosea1&lt;br /&gt;
| Yes&lt;br /&gt;
| eBay&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/257-The-Cube-GOLD-PERPLEX-CITY-Wave-4-perplexcity-RARE_W0QQitemZ110039237015QQihZ001QQcategoryZ219QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem ebay link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #068&lt;br /&gt;
| Methos(pedia)&lt;br /&gt;
| Yes&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #075&lt;br /&gt;
| GIIRyudo&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
| Scarlett Code&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=268016 UF link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #080&lt;br /&gt;
| hickmott55&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| eBay-?&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PERPLEX-CITY-LIMITED-EDITION-GOLD-257-THE-CUBE-80-333_W0QQitemZ190030407935QQihZ009QQcategoryZ219QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem ebay link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #083&lt;br /&gt;
| daveowen82&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| Ebay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #085&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;Undecided&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| Ebay&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;amp;item=110039503824 ebay link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #088&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;SteveC&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| Wave 4 Launch Comp&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #089&lt;br /&gt;
| Kel in London&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| Card Pack&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #090&lt;br /&gt;
| Ixalon&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| Card pack&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/PerplexCity-Gold-257-090-333-The-Cube-Perplex-City_W0QQitemZ130022590441QQihZ003QQcategoryZ219QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem ebay link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #093&lt;br /&gt;
| manleym&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #095&lt;br /&gt;
| Unrealt87&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| Boardgame Testing&lt;br /&gt;
| IRC&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #097&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;undecided&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| eBay-?&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://cgi.ebay.com/PERPLEX-CITY-NEW-WAVE-4-GOLD-257-THE-CUBE-PERPLEXCITY_W0QQitemZ170025499436QQihZ007QQcategoryZ219QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem ebay link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #100&lt;br /&gt;
| Methos(pedia)&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| eBay&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;amp;item=110039503824 ebay link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #101&lt;br /&gt;
| Kradlum&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
| Wave 4 Launch Comp&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=16224&amp;amp;postdays=0&amp;amp;postorder=asc&amp;amp;start=15 UF link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #114&lt;br /&gt;
| Amadeus&lt;br /&gt;
| Yes (on day)&lt;br /&gt;
| CubeFest 06 Prize&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #142&lt;br /&gt;
| duckiemonster&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| No idea (gift)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #152&lt;br /&gt;
| Ficklepickle&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| Card Pack&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #157&lt;br /&gt;
| mikej&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| Theme Song Comp&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #159&lt;br /&gt;
| number9dream&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #161&lt;br /&gt;
| SAINTSPI&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| eBay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #168&lt;br /&gt;
| Sophiecat&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
| Card Pack&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=16224&amp;amp;postdays=0&amp;amp;postorder=asc&amp;amp;start=30 UF link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #185&lt;br /&gt;
| Ixalon&lt;br /&gt;
| No (Signed on day)&lt;br /&gt;
| Cubefest 06 Prize&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #217&lt;br /&gt;
| gmsmigun&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| eBay-Card pack&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Perplex-City-GOLD-card-The-Cube-257-Wave-4-perplexcity_W0QQitemZ230023070550QQihZ013QQcategoryZ2535QQssPageNameZWD2VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem ebay link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #237&lt;br /&gt;
| simonw2000&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
| Wave 4 Launch Comp&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=16224&amp;amp;postdays=0&amp;amp;postorder=asc&amp;amp;start=15 UF link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #242&lt;br /&gt;
| doublecross&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #248&lt;br /&gt;
| rgmward&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| Card Pack&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://www.perplexcity.com/profile/view.qbuild?player=rgmward Perplexcity Profile]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #258&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;Undecided&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| Ebay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #276&lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;PremierGames&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| Card Pack&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #280&lt;br /&gt;
| ben9000uk&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| Card pack&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GOLD-Perplex-City-Card-257-The-Cube-LIMITED-EDITION_W0QQitemZ230029746676QQihZ013QQcategoryZ141174QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem ebay link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #284&lt;br /&gt;
| Patrol&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #286&lt;br /&gt;
| Gauntlet&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| Card Pack&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #299&lt;br /&gt;
| Flabyo&lt;br /&gt;
| No&lt;br /&gt;
| Cubefest 06 prize&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #325&lt;br /&gt;
| Seej&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
| Video Comp&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=15644&amp;amp;postdays=0&amp;amp;postorder=asc&amp;amp;start=15 UF link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| #326&lt;br /&gt;
| ksjackson&lt;br /&gt;
| Yes&lt;br /&gt;
| eBay-Video Comp&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Perplex-City-GOLD-Card-257-The-Cube-perplexcity-RARE_W0QQitemZ280015656523QQihZ018QQcategoryZ2535QQssPageNameZWD2VQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem ebay link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
| randomkevlar&lt;br /&gt;
| Yes&lt;br /&gt;
| Video Comp&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=15644&amp;amp;postdays=0&amp;amp;postorder=asc&amp;amp;start=0 UF link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
| &#039;&#039;&#039;Jaffasworld&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
| Yes&lt;br /&gt;
| Jaffasworld-Card Pack&lt;br /&gt;
| [http://jaffasworld.co.uk/index.php?main_page=index&amp;amp;cPath=47_178 jaffa&#039;s world link]&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Duckiemonster</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://perplexcitywiki.com/w/index.php?title=Sara_Long&amp;diff=16369</id>
		<title>Sara Long</title>
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		<updated>2006-11-01T17:54:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Duckiemonster: /* General */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Sara long.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==General==&lt;br /&gt;
*Perplex City player&lt;br /&gt;
*Also known as &#039;duckiemonster&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
{{View From Earth}}&lt;br /&gt;
*Wrote a story for the [[Tales from Earth]] book&lt;br /&gt;
*Was a ranger at the [[London PCAG event]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Following this event, she has developed a fear of conga lines and a love of sock puppets&lt;br /&gt;
*Helped Kurt track down Miranda as a moderator for the 21-MAY-06 [[Mine Manhunt]] event&lt;br /&gt;
*Is one of the founding members and dauntless editors/promoters of the [http://perplexorum.com Perplexorum].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
*Perplex City Sentinel&lt;br /&gt;
**article, 30-MAR-06 &amp;quot;View from Earth: Medical Destiny&amp;quot; ([http://www.perplexcitysentinel.com/archives/2006/03/view_from_earth_35.html link])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*Sara&#039;s personal blog at the DuckieSite ([http://www.duckiemonster.com link])&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Duckiemonster</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://perplexcitywiki.com/w/index.php?title=Random_Speculation_Monster&amp;diff=14863</id>
		<title>Random Speculation Monster</title>
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		<updated>2006-08-23T22:11:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Duckiemonster: Removed the UF mention. RSM is free to roam everywhere.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;A truly terrifying monster of hideous proportions and fearful implications.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:Rsm.jpg&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Random Speculation Monster. It lurks around any place of collective thought, preying on the open-minded and inducing them to get over-excited. The RSM is not and never was a trout type object. It is about laughing at ourselves when speculation get out of hand, knowing that we all get carried away from time to time. He is a pet, something to have fun with.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;To help:&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Calling something a [[banana]], or saying that it invokes the mysterious presence of the RSM does not mean that we should no longer speculate and must NOT be used in this way. It implies a personal feeling about a text, script, whatever and a... would you believe, humerous... nod and a wink to several totally over the top pieces of speculation that this board has enjoyed in the past.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
To prounounce something as a &#039;[[banana]]&#039; is not an insult, nor is it dismissive. To feed something to the RSM is also not an insult, but a celebration of how sometimes, we all get over-excited and are prone to a little bit of sillyness. The RSM started as a character originally created for a bit of fun.&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=268613#268613 Source]&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt; Like all phrases, it will get abused from time to time and this is not necessary. When confronted with the RSM, sit back, look, and ask yourself, does a tentacled beast really offend me?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Source: [[Perplexicon]]&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Source: http://duckiemonster.googlepages.com/rsm&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Not to be confused with: [http://www.venganza.org/ Flying Spaghetti Monster]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Humor}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Duckiemonster</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://perplexcitywiki.com/w/index.php?title=Perplexicon&amp;diff=14771</id>
		<title>Perplexicon</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://perplexcitywiki.com/w/index.php?title=Perplexicon&amp;diff=14771"/>
		<updated>2006-08-21T19:52:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Duckiemonster: Removed some non-perplex references, expanded several entries.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;__NOTOC__&lt;br /&gt;
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! {{MediaWiki:Toc}}:&lt;br /&gt;
| [[#top|Top]] - [[#0-9|0–9]]  [[#A|A]] [[#B|B]] [[#C|C]] [[#D|D]] [[#E|E]] [[#F|F]] [[#G|G]] [[#H|H]] [[#I|I]] [[#J|J]] [[#K|K]] [[#L|L]] [[#M|M]] [[#N|N]] [[#O|O]] [[#P|P]] [[#Q|Q]] [[#R|R]] [[#S|S]] [[#T|T]] [[#U|U]] [[#V|V]] [[#W|W]] [[#X|X]] [[#Y|Y]] [[#Z|Z]] __NOTOC__&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;!-- DON&#039;T EDIT ABOVE THIS LINE --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==0-9==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of &amp;quot;elephant&amp;quot; and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: &#039;&#039;Hideaway, Sekrit&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the &#039;&#039;3P&#039;&#039; and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. &amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;white&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fnord&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y&#039;know?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==A==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: &#039;&#039;Skenmy; Unasplode&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==B==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Ba-na-na (n): Sometimes, a kloo is not a kloo. It is, in fact, a ba-na-na. Ba-na-na is not a dismissive term, nor an insulting one, just used to imply that in Perplex City, as in life, things are often all that they seem and nothing more. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Billion To One : Card requiring the player to track down a man who was probably happily minding his own business before some puzzle architect took his photo and stuck it on thousands of cards. Billion To One is part of the Will You Guys Please Stop Bothering Me set of cards. Perplexians are currently hunting for him. See also &#039;&#039;Satoshi&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;13th Labour&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;Shuffled&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;Riemann&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==C==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: &#039;&#039;Guy&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==D==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.&lt;br /&gt;
; Do Eet! : See also: &#039;&#039;Do It. DO EET!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
; Do It! : See also: &#039;&#039;Do It!, Don&#039;t.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
; Do It!,  Don&#039;t : See also: &#039;&#039;Do It!&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;or&#039;&#039; See also: &#039;&#039;Do Eet!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==E==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Elephant (n) : It&#039;s not a bloody elephant!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==F==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Fip (v) : 1. &amp;quot;Totally fipped out&amp;quot; - became angry. 2. &amp;quot;Fipped off&amp;quot; - treated in a derogatory fashion.&lt;br /&gt;
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==G==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Guy (n) : See also: &#039;&#039;Hair, Floppy&#039;&#039;. He&#039;s a guy, who&#039;s called Guy. Isn&#039;t that hilarious?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==H==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: &#039;&#039;Guy&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
; Helicopter : &#039;&#039;Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.&#039;&#039; Honest.&lt;br /&gt;
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==I==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==J==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I&#039;m A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==K==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==L==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Limerick : A highly crafted poem of mourning. See also: &#039;&#039;Dead, Kurt is&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Loop, Recursive : See: &#039;&#039;Recursive Loop&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==M==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.&lt;br /&gt;
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: &#039;&#039;Dead, Kurt is.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
; Mole, A : See also: &#039;&#039;Helicopter&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==N==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That&#039;s not very funny. See also: &#039;&#039;Guy&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Neek : What sound would a tretretretre make, if a tretretretre could make a sound?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Ninjas : Better than &#039;&#039;Pirates&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn&#039;t it? See also: &#039;&#039;Yays&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==O==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.&lt;br /&gt;
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==P==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: &#039;&#039;Season 2.&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Pirates : Better than &#039;&#039;Ninjas&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Project Syzygy : See also &#039;&#039;Season 0&#039;&#039;. Life before cards?!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==R==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Real life: See also: &#039;&#039;Don&#039;t do it!&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Recursive Loop : See: &#039;&#039;Loop, Recursive&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Reimann : Card requiring the solution of a surprisingly hard problem regarding the distribution of tricycles over a front lawn. Obtaining a suitable number of tricycles would be impossible, and the consequences of placing them all on a front lawn would be catastrophic. Reimann is part of the Please Please Please Give Us The Answer set of cards. See also: Satoshi, Shuffled, and 13th Labour.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; [[RSM]] : The Random Speculation Monster. Lurks around UnFiction, preying on the open-minded and inducing them to get over-excited. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==S==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Season 0 : This season didn&#039;t happen. Got that? Good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: &#039;&#039;Season 2&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: &#039;&#039;Season 1&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: &#039;&#039;Season 1&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;Season 2&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Sekrit : It&#039;s a sekrit!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. Probably an anagram. See also: &#039;&#039;Satoshi&#039;&#039;, &#039;&#039;Shuffled&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;13th Labour&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: &#039;&#039;OK13DTFC&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==T==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don&#039;t know what you are talking about...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see &#039;&#039;TIAG&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Tretretretre (n) : A Perplexian creature prone to escaping from Polygon Park zoo. Extinct on Earth since a plague of diarrhoea wiped out the remaining breeding colonies. Care, and toilet roll, advised before approaching. See also : &#039;&#039;Neek&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==U==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: &#039;&#039;Asplode&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==W==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as &amp;quot;Wave 0.5&amp;quot;. Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one&#039;s hands in the air, and not putting them down.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Humor}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Duckiemonster</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://perplexcitywiki.com/w/index.php?title=Sara_Long&amp;diff=13239</id>
		<title>Sara Long</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://perplexcitywiki.com/w/index.php?title=Sara_Long&amp;diff=13239"/>
		<updated>2006-06-15T23:36:39Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;[[Image:Sara long.jpg]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==General==&lt;br /&gt;
*Perplex City player&lt;br /&gt;
*Also known as &#039;duckiemonster&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
{{View From Earth}}&lt;br /&gt;
*Wrote a story for the [[Tales from Earth]] book&lt;br /&gt;
*Was a ranger at the [[London PCAG event]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Following this event, she has developed a fear of conga lines and a love of sock puppets&lt;br /&gt;
*Helped Kurt track down Miranda as a moderator for the 21-MAY-06 [[Mine Manhunt]] event&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
*Perplex City Sentinel&lt;br /&gt;
**article, 30-MAR-06 &amp;quot;View from Earth: Medical Destiny&amp;quot; ([http://www.perplexcitysentinel.com/archives/2006/03/view_from_earth_35.html link])&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Links==&lt;br /&gt;
*Sara&#039;s personal blog at the DuckieSite ([http://www.duckiemonster.com link])&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Duckiemonster</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://perplexcitywiki.com/w/index.php?title=Sara_Long&amp;diff=11805</id>
		<title>Sara Long</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://perplexcitywiki.com/w/index.php?title=Sara_Long&amp;diff=11805"/>
		<updated>2006-04-05T07:55:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Duckiemonster: /* General */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==General==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Perplex City player&lt;br /&gt;
*Also known as &#039;duckiemonster&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
{{View From Earth}}&lt;br /&gt;
*Was a ranger at the [[London PCAG event]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Following this event, she has developed a fear of conga lines and a love of sock puppets.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
*article, 30-MAR-06 &amp;quot;View from Earth: Medical Destiny&amp;quot; ([http://www.perplexcitysentinel.com/archives/2006/03/view_from_earth_35.html link])&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Duckiemonster</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://perplexcitywiki.com/w/index.php?title=Sara_Long&amp;diff=11728</id>
		<title>Sara Long</title>
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		<updated>2006-03-31T14:26:58Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Duckiemonster: /* General */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==General==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Perplex City player&lt;br /&gt;
{{View From Earth}}&lt;br /&gt;
*Also known as &#039;duckiemonster&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
*article, 30-MAR-06 &amp;quot;View from Earth: Medical Destiny&amp;quot; ([http://www.perplexcitysentinel.com/archives/2006/03/view_from_earth_35.html link])&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Duckiemonster</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://perplexcitywiki.com/w/index.php?title=Tales_From_Earth:The_Games_We_Play&amp;diff=9768</id>
		<title>Tales From Earth:The Games We Play</title>
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		<updated>2005-12-12T23:04:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Duckiemonster: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The Games We Play&#039;&#039;&#039; by duckiemonster&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Whilst the Perplex City &amp;quot;Sentinal&amp;quot; has a section devoted to the most devilish of riddles and puzzles, the Earth papers have recently latched onto the &amp;quot;Su Doku&amp;quot;, a puzzle originating in Japan. The aim is to fit the numbers 1 to 9 in each row and column of a grid that&#039;s made up of 9 9 by 9 boxes. Grades range from &amp;quot;Daily Mail Coffee Break&amp;quot; (complete in 15 seconds) to &amp;quot;The Times Fiendish&amp;quot; (If you&#039;re lucky, an hour...)&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She’s unspeakably beautiful; I think that’s why I notice her first. Then I&lt;br /&gt;
see the concentration on her face.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My coffee is getting cold. I’m pretending to look out of the window, but if I&lt;br /&gt;
turn my eyes over to the left, I get a perfect view of her in a mirror&lt;br /&gt;
attached to the wall; an attempt to make this hole of a café attractive.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She sits on her own, twisting a strand of her long, long hair around her&lt;br /&gt;
fingers, gazing intensely at the paper in front of her. She’s tapping her pen&lt;br /&gt;
gently on her bottom lip, she’s whispering something over and over again. I’m&lt;br /&gt;
trying to lip read, but I keep getting distracted and I can’t make it out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She’s writing something now. The way the pen moves, it looks like a single&lt;br /&gt;
letter. If I just lean over a bit more, I might be able to see…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh crap, I think she’s noticed me staring. Her eyes flicked over just now, I&lt;br /&gt;
think she smiled a little. I turn hastily to stare out of the window,&lt;br /&gt;
apparently fascinated by the rare spectacle of a number 23 bus. God, my hands&lt;br /&gt;
are shaking? I’m glaring at the bus so hard now that I’m starting to worry the&lt;br /&gt;
passengers. I remain resolutely focused forwards. I can’t look again, what&lt;br /&gt;
will she think?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Almost without my command, and definitely against my better judgement, my eyes&lt;br /&gt;
slide to look in the mirror again. She’s twisted towards me more. She&lt;br /&gt;
definitely saw me. She’s running her pen from side to side across her lower&lt;br /&gt;
lip. I wonder if a woman has ever looked more attractive. I let my imagination&lt;br /&gt;
run wild for a second, mentally thrusting my hands into her hair, kissing her&lt;br /&gt;
pouting lips, smoothing her furrowed brow…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She’s looking again! This time there can be no doubt that she’s seen my&lt;br /&gt;
staring… I risk a little wave from my reflection to hers. My reflection looks&lt;br /&gt;
embarrassed, it’s rather flushed. Hers looks far too relaxed. This is unfair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She’s getting up. Walking over.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Excuse me?” she says, sitting on the stool next to mine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Yes?” My voice is trembling more than my hands. I wonder what she’s going to&lt;br /&gt;
say… am I about to be wearing my cappuccino?  Dragged off to a hotel room?&lt;br /&gt;
Made to feel the size of a microbe?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She slides the paper in front of me. “Do you Su Doku?” she looks up, her eyes&lt;br /&gt;
lock with mine. “I’m rather stuck.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Outside, the bus starts to move.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Duckiemonster</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://perplexcitywiki.com/w/index.php?title=Tales_From_Earth:The_Games_We_Play&amp;diff=9767</id>
		<title>Tales From Earth:The Games We Play</title>
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		<updated>2005-12-12T23:03:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Duckiemonster: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;The Games We Play&#039;&#039;&#039; by duckiemonster&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;Italic text&#039;&#039;Whilst the Perplex City sentinal has a section devoted to the most devillish of riddles and puzzles, the Earth papers have recently latched onto the &amp;quot;Su Doku&amp;quot;, a puzzle originating in Japan. The aim is to fit the numbers 1 to 9 in each row and column of a grid that&#039;s made up of 9 9 by 9 boxes. Grades range from &amp;quot;Daily Mail Coffee Break&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;The Times Fiendish&amp;quot;.&#039;&#039;Italic text&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She’s unspeakably beautiful; I think that’s why I notice her first. Then I&lt;br /&gt;
see the concentration on her face.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My coffee is getting cold. I’m pretending to look out of the window, but if I&lt;br /&gt;
turn my eyes over to the left, I get a perfect view of her in a mirror&lt;br /&gt;
attached to the wall; an attempt to make this hole of a café attractive.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She sits on her own, twisting a strand of her long, long hair around her&lt;br /&gt;
fingers, gazing intensely at the paper in front of her. She’s tapping her pen&lt;br /&gt;
gently on her bottom lip, she’s whispering something over and over again. I’m&lt;br /&gt;
trying to lip read, but I keep getting distracted and I can’t make it out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She’s writing something now. The way the pen moves, it looks like a single&lt;br /&gt;
letter. If I just lean over a bit more, I might be able to see…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh crap, I think she’s noticed me staring. Her eyes flicked over just now, I&lt;br /&gt;
think she smiled a little. I turn hastily to stare out of the window,&lt;br /&gt;
apparently fascinated by the rare spectacle of a number 23 bus. God, my hands&lt;br /&gt;
are shaking? I’m glaring at the bus so hard now that I’m starting to worry the&lt;br /&gt;
passengers. I remain resolutely focused forwards. I can’t look again, what&lt;br /&gt;
will she think?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Almost without my command, and definitely against my better judgement, my eyes&lt;br /&gt;
slide to look in the mirror again. She’s twisted towards me more. She&lt;br /&gt;
definitely saw me. She’s running her pen from side to side across her lower&lt;br /&gt;
lip. I wonder if a woman has ever looked more attractive. I let my imagination&lt;br /&gt;
run wild for a second, mentally thrusting my hands into her hair, kissing her&lt;br /&gt;
pouting lips, smoothing her furrowed brow…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She’s looking again! This time there can be no doubt that she’s seen my&lt;br /&gt;
staring… I risk a little wave from my reflection to hers. My reflection looks&lt;br /&gt;
embarrassed, it’s rather flushed. Hers looks far too relaxed. This is unfair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She’s getting up. Walking over.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Excuse me?” she says, sitting on the stool next to mine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
“Yes?” My voice is trembling more than my hands. I wonder what she’s going to&lt;br /&gt;
say… am I about to be wearing my cappuccino?  Dragged off to a hotel room?&lt;br /&gt;
Made to feel the size of a microbe?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She slides the paper in front of me. “Do you Su Doku?” she looks up, her eyes&lt;br /&gt;
lock with mine. “I’m rather stuck.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Outside, the bus starts to move.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Duckiemonster</name></author>
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