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Passwords

2006-04-18T13:34:17Z

Enigmaster:

Below is a collection of the passwords discovered so far, complete with links to where they are needed.

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Key - '''''Username:Password'''''

==[[Hesh Intranet]]==
*Entrance Security ([http://www.hesh-intranet.com/ link]) - '''''Mixolydian'''''
*File System ([http://www.hesh-intranet.com/heshencrypted/file_system.php link]) - '''''s3cur1tyh0l3'''''
**[http://wiki.incognitus.net/ppc/index.php/Helix_Hesh#Files Helix Hesh]'s private files - '''''appassionato'''''
**[http://wiki.incognitus.net/ppc/index.php/Cyrus_Quinton#Files Cyrus Quinton]'s private files - '''''bringerofjustice'''''

==Ascendancy Point sub-sites==
*[[Eclipse Security]] ([http://www.ascendancypoint.com/eclipsesecurity/ link]) - '''''theadvisor:thelimelife'''''
*[[Comprendo Finance]]
**[[Advisor]]'s transactions summary ([http://www.ascendancypoint.com/comprendofinance/74419038751-4593855/ link]) - '''''theadvisor:rudon'''''
**[http://www.perplexcitysentinel.com/archives/2005/08/ayano_accuses_b.html Sentinel extract] transaction summary ([http://www.ascendancypoint.com/comprendofinance/74484039942-0770955/ link]) - '''''thesentinel:public_access'''''

==[[Salk logs]]==
* /myvoicereturnstome ([http://salkfamily.com/myvoicereturnstome/ link]) - '''''pietro:Vincent'''''
* /iwalkalittlefaster ([http://salkfamily.com/iwalkalittlefaster/ link]) - '''''pietro:julianblooms'''''
* /andnowshebeginstopursueme ([http://salkfamily.com/andnowshebeginstopursueme/ link]) - '''''pietro:sweetserenity'''''
* /theyarethisstory ([http://salkfamily.com/theyarethisstory/ link]) - '''''pietro:caesurapark'''''

==[[3PGroupwareManager]]==
(Login [http://www.therecedaapproach.com/remembrance/auditor/ here])
* O1 - '''''O1:password'''''
* O2 - '''''O2:star'''''
* O3 - '''''O3:power'''''
* O4 - '''''O4:dream'''''
* O5 - '''''O5:joy'''''
* O6 - '''''O6:head'''''
* O7 - '''''O7:wind'''''
* O8 - '''''O8:watch'''''

==Misc==
* [[Receda Resorts]] (<-- with details on input) ([http://www.recedaresorts.com/location.html link]) - '''''thirdpower'''''

Leaked E-mails

2006-04-07T21:48:27Z

Enigmaster: /* 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am */

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.

We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

'''The E-mails'''

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

==Senior Fellows Meet with Sente==
--------------

===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

V.

==Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Sick Kiteway on Ball-Night==
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===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

V.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

S.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

V.

==Garnet takes his punctuation ''very'' seriously==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think Garnet is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

==Lettie wants a favour==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed [[Violet Kiteway's Embroidered Bag|her embroidered bag]] and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Unknown to Unknown==
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===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].
===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Anna and Cymbalisty==

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

==Uncle calls Nieces==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Sente Calls Anna, Urgently==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

S.

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===
From: Caine Johansson 
To: Anna Heath 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Kurt is NOT dating Violet!==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and Violet been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Camaraderie==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Scarlett reports from Tanraga==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery==
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===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Wrapped around her pinky==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

P -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased Sedgewick but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - S is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Confidential Conscription==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

Lyssa -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler Wars==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

Tips

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

Tips.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave Garnet off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel Aiko? Garnet can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Blechblechblech!==

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

Vi

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Tippy's Anguish==

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's Sentinel, right? If not, go and look right now.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]]
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, Von. I'll talk to her.

==Meanwhile . . . ==
===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel?

Leaked E-mails

2006-04-07T21:47:38Z

Enigmaster: /* Email fits here */

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.

We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

'''The E-mails'''

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

==Senior Fellows Meet with Sente==
--------------

===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

V.

==Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Sick Kiteway on Ball-Night==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

V.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

S.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

V.

==Garnet takes his punctuation ''very'' seriously==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think Garnet is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

==Lettie wants a favour==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed [[Violet Kiteway's Embroidered Bag|her embroidered bag]] and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Unknown to Unknown==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].
===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Anna and Cymbalisty==

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

==Uncle calls Nieces==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Sente Calls Anna, Urgently==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

S.

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===
From: Caine Johansson 
To: Anna Heath 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Kurt is NOT dating Violet!==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and Violet been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Camaraderie==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Scarlett reports from Tanraga==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Wrapped around her pinky==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

P -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased Sedgewick but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - S is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Confidential Conscription==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

Lyssa -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler Wars==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

Tips

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

Tips.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave Garnet off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel Aiko? Garnet can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Blechblechblech!==

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

Vi

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Tippy's Anguish==

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's Sentinel, right? If not, go and look right now.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]]
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, Von. I'll talk to her.

==Meanwhile . . . ==
===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: Tippy Ankron 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel?

Leaked E-mails

2006-04-07T21:45:54Z

Enigmaster: /* moving: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am */

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.

We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

'''The E-mails'''

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

==Senior Fellows Meet with Sente==
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===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==Super Sneaky!==
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===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

V.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

V.

==Sneaky!==
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===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Sick Kiteway on Ball-Night==
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===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

V.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

S.

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

V.

==Garnet takes his punctuation ''very'' seriously==
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===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think Garnet is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

==Lettie wants a favour==
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===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed [[Violet Kiteway's Embroidered Bag|her embroidered bag]] and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Unknown to Unknown==
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===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].
===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Anna and Cymbalisty==

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

==Uncle calls Nieces==
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===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Sente Calls Anna, Urgently==
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===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

S.

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook==
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===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===
From: Caine Johansson 
To: Anna Heath 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Kurt is NOT dating Violet!==
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===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and Violet been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Camaraderie==
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===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Scarlett reports from Tanraga==
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===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery==
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===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Wrapped around her pinky==
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===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

P -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased Sedgewick but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - S is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Confidential Conscription==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

Lyssa -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

S.

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler Wars==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

Tips

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

Tips.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave Garnet off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel Aiko? Garnet can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Blechblechblech!==

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

Vi

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Tippy's Anguish==

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's Sentinel, right? If not, go and look right now.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]]
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, Von. I'll talk to her.

==Meanwhile . . . ==
===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: Tippy Ankron 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel?

User:Enigmaster

2006-03-05T23:35:49Z

Enigmaster:

==General==

*Perplex City player
*Master of the Enigmas
*Fond of abstract words, but not as much as dear [[Violet]]
*Contributor to the [[Tales From Earth]] collection - authored the short story '[[Tales From Earth:The Assignment|The Assignment]]'

==References==
*Personal:
**[http://noxiousideas.blogspot.com Personal blog]
**[http://www.perplexcitytrades.com/Enigmaster Trade profile]
**[http://www.perplexcity.com/profile/view.nbuild?player=Enigmaster Perplexcity.com profile]
*Perplex City Sentinel:
**letters, 03-MAR-06 "Who Copies Whom?" ''Letter of the Week'' ([http://qube.netninja.com/pxcmirrors/20060305-0700/perplexcitysentinel.com/letters/index.html link])

Tales From Earth:The Assignment

2006-03-05T23:14:59Z

Enigmaster:

A short story by Enigmaster

----

Dwight held his head in his hands. Why was life being so unfair to him? What had he done to deserve this kind of trouble? Deep down though, he knew he had brought this upon himself. All week there had been something else that was more important, another reason to put it off. He knew he should have done it by now – most people in his class had already handed it in - but the deadline had crept up so stealthily and now it was Sunday night. This coursework, set about a month ago, was due in tomorrow and Dwight still had no clue where to start.

In class for the last two weeks Mr. Maelstrom had covered everything they needed to know – the techniques, the style, everything. That information was now lost in a mixed wave of panic, confusion and fear. So far, Dwight had written the title of the piece: ‘Why is Winston Smith driven to rebel against The Party?’ This spanned the head of an empty page.

“Winston rebels because… nah, that won’t work,” Dwight tested his one and only idea out loud. ''Without the stupid notes I’m doomed,'' he thought. ''I had all the time in the world to copy some down, and I blew it drawing those stupid doodles.''

The thought of this almost made him reach for his sketch pad, but he caught himself before he became side-tracked and forced his tired brain to focus back on the first line he so frantically needed. He buried his messy black hair once again in the hands he should be using for composing a GCSE level scrawl. As if on cue, his impeding mother interrupted by stumbling into his room.

“Are you alright, dear? You know, I used to study 1984. Do you need any help?” She asked with concern. “You look a bit stressed.”

Dwight gave her a cold, ‘You don’t say?’ look, and commanded her wildly to leave while he continued to search desperately for the introduction.

The disheartened woman sighed for she was used by now to her son. All three of her other now grown-up children had refused help at some point, whether it was in homework, love, or rehabilitation. All this new rejection did was confirm her suspicions that she was a bad mother. She sighed again.

“I’ll be watching Eastenders if you need me,” she uttered as she hobbled back through the door. Dwight raised his head slightly; his mom only watched soaps if she was having a hard time – must be some kind of trouble at work, he concluded. Or was it? He couldn’t tell.

“Urgh!” He cried in desperation, he was getting distracted again! This really was no good. Trying to force an essay out of himself was clearly not the way to get it done. Maybe if he rested his eyes, just for a second, the words would flow so much more easily…

“Wake up dear! If you’re not ready in fifteen minutes I’m going without you!” Those words, usually accompanied by a groan of weariness were that day followed for Dwight by a thumping heart and dilated pupils. He hadn’t finished it. Not only that, but he hadn’t even started it! Mr. Maelstrom was going to have Dwight’s head hung in his filing cabinet by the end of the day. There was no way he was even going to be able to knock up a quick substitute piece – and he was going to be late!

“Come on, get dressed!” His mother’s calls barely penetrated his brain as he frantically searched for alternatives. He had already ‘missed’ three days off school last week as well as countless others playing football with his mates and had been warned that bunking off again would mean expulsion, so that had to be skipped. ''There is no way mom can write a sick note, she has such a lousy reputation with the school for being too soft'', he thought. There was no way out of it: he had to go. He had to face Maelstrom. He had to suffer for his own imbecility.

The car journey lasted hours. Somehow they managed to arrive at school at the normal time, even if they had left slightly later than was usual. Even the typically short walk from the St. George’s College gates to his form seemed to take forever. All the way he was constantly on guard in case any teachers somehow knew his terrible secret earlier than he planned. Paranoia was getting the better of him and he knew it, but still he stared around at his peers, suspicious. Throughout registration the speculation on what the first lesson would bring built up and up, until it almost became unbearable. Many people commented on how nervous he looked and joked that maybe he hadn’t done the assignment. Dwight laughed along of course but was almost dying inside.

As the moment of reckoning approached, the end of the lesson, Dwight finalised his plan. The best way was to slip out of the door when Maelstrom asked for the work in. Then he could blame it on the teacher, or at least find some other way for the ‘work’ to get ‘lost’. He was so absorbed in this thought process that he nearly choked when he heard:

“…We’ll finish this section tomorrow. Don’t forget to hand in your coursework on the way out.”

Dwight managed to merge with a big group pushing their way out of the classroom, and as each paused to hand over the work, he regrouped with another mass who had just finished dispensing their essays. Phew, he had made it! Now all he had to do was wait until Mr. Maelstrom chased him up, by which time he should have completed the feat.

For the next few hours Dwight was at peace, content in the knowledge that he was safe for at least twenty four hours. That was until a mate told him Maelstrom was already in pursuit. It was impossible luck; there was no way he could have checked through everyone’s pieces and spotted the absence of Dwight’s. But behold; he must have.

“Dower!” Dwight shivered an icy tremble at the sound of his name and started to actually quiver when it became clear who had shouted.

“My office, NOW!”

''This is it,'' he thought, ''bye bye freedom. For this I’ll be grounded for two months plus, even with moms rep, and that’s on top of whatever the school does!'' The huge looming door of the study that would be the last he would enter as an innocent rule-abiding student gaped wide. The room was old and creepy; it smelt musty, much like the qualities of its master.

“Listen, Dower, I don’t know who you think you are, but what has gone on this morning is not tolerated at this school!” Mr. Maelstrom began. ''Here comes the killer blow…'' Dwight anticipated.

“As much as I appreciate your concern with getting coursework in on the deadline…”

''What?''

“…You must understand that using a school phone without permission is not only bad policy but also costs the school money. Do you hear me?”
Dwight couldn’t believe what he was hearing.

“Yes, sir, it won’t happen again.” ''What the hell is going on?''

“Good. Well anyway, once your mother had dropped it off I had a flick through; the level of work is excellent. This puts you in good stead for an A if you continue to work to this standard. Keep it up.”

“Thank you, sir, I will.” And with that, Dwight stepped out of Maelstrom’s den the happiest he had been in months. He just wanted to run home and kiss his mother, for she had potentially saved his entire future career. At that moment he realised how fortunate he was to have such a loving mother and as he wondered what he could do for her in return, he realised that he could start by finding out exactly why she was again watching her soaps.

'''THE END'''

User:Enigmaster

2006-03-03T23:03:54Z

Enigmaster: Sensibled-up

==General==

*Perplex City player
*Master of the Enigmas
*Enjoys shamelessly plugging his [http://noxiousideas.blogspot.com blog]
*...and his [http://www.perplexcitytrades.com/Enigmaster trade profile]

==References==
*Perplex City Sentinel Articles:
**letters, 03-MAR-06 "Who Copies Whom?" ([http://www.perplexcitysentinel.com/letters/index.html link])

Asrian Teuraud

2006-03-03T22:46:49Z

Enigmaster: /* References */ Fixed 404

==General==
*"Appalled" that Earth-based Cube hunters ("glory-hunters and copycats") receive [[Leitmarks]], as Earth is "a world of war and waste"

==References==
*Perplex City Sentinel
**letters, 23-FEB-06, "Earthly [[Leitmarks]]" ([http://qube.netninja.com/pxcmirrors/20060226-0700/perplexcitysentinel.com/letters/index.html link])

Tales From Earth:Authors

2005-12-24T21:55:10Z

Enigmaster: Just took out my surname; don't want to be google-able

Authors should write about a 50 word blurb for themselves. This can be just about anything at all. Who are you? what would you like the worlds to know about you? If you don't write one, someone may be inviteed to write something about you. *cackle* *cackle* *cackle*

== IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ THIS ==

As you may know, to get this book published we need to get each author to sign up to the Creative Commons licencing agreement.

To do this you will need to send an e-mail to Ellen Moriyama containing the following to text as this will then sign you up for the agreement. Without this your work '''CANNOT BE USED.'''

The address to e-mail to is emoriyama'''SPLAT'''seaside-press.com with the subject line including 'Tales from Earth' and your mail should include the following text:

'''I, [insert name here], confirm that the work submitted in my name is licensed to Seaside Press under the terms of the Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 deed (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.5/).'''

Can you also cc the e-mail to tales.from.earth'''SPLAT'''gmail.com as well so that we know you have complied and won't spend time chasing you up!

Thanks

SledgeCallier
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__TOC__

==Editors==
===Centipede===
A true New Yorker, he has no patience for traffic of any kind. Travelling should be done in the shortest time possible, no matter what. In his spare time, he teaches spiders to count past 8. He is also working on creating a video game using Java: Sesame Street Fighter. He is tempted to use the Cube as a paperweight once he finds it.

===Scott===
Scott is an American, fFor which an apology seems appropriate. No sensible cause can be fFound fFor the queer lisp apparent in his writing, though sometimes gothic architecture is to blame. He is proud to drink plenty of hard liquor; He only smokes when on fFire, which as you can imagine is all the time. He has a bit of a fFastener fFetish, loves pirates, bad movies, and pi.

===SledgeCallier===
Having spent his formative years in rural Leicestershire, SledgeCallier was transplanted to Oxford in a failed attempt to absorb knowledge. Instead he found himself working as a Cartographer. After a few years of this Sledgecallier came to his senses and moved into an IT Helpdesk role from where he now hides his powers from the rest of the world.

==Authors==
===Ammonite===
Ammonite (real name Alex Fleetwood) lives in London, England. He works for old media. His favourite things include choral music, Anthony Lane reviews, shingle beaches and beer.

===Coxtin===
Conceived with an unusual amount of purpose and vigour Chris Martin finally arrived into the world after a record six thousand nine hundred and seventy two week gestation period inside his surrogate mother-Daily Mail columnist Melanie Phillips. Standing tall at six foot nine he often strides around London parks mimicking Peter Crouch mimicking John Cleese mimicking Hitler. Attaching loaves of bread to his shoes, elbows and eyes, tourists are often shocked to see a tall man goose-stepping around Hyde park with Ducks, Swans and Chihuahua dogs biting at his flailing arms, legs and head. Academically the man appears to be inconstant however his main ambition when he sat his GCSEs was to spell out the name of his best friend, Adae, with his results. Although this was seen by the London School of Economics and Political Science to be a failure Chris could only see his results as a good thing and wondered if anyone was called Lseps. Frequently bored by his job he can often be found sitting in a second floor office in Blackfriars, in the city of London, making absurd claims about his life-he never tells people about this hobby though as Chris feels that no one would believe him. As far as hobbies go this crab ridden freak of man has few-however he does tie small children to famous buildings. He once tied up Jimmy Cranky to the Taj Mahal. He was greatly distressed to find that Jimmy was not a small child, but just a bit odd. Chris, aged nine, can be easily recognised because he has a head made out of corrugated iron, wood and apples.

===Cronogenesis===

Conogenesis (Jack smith) is a student/giant/pirate from Heanor, Derbyshire. Although living in this area, he is actually a citizen of the nation of Lovely, a small country in the middle of London boasting a population of 52,000. Cron has been searching for the Cube since the early days althought is usually ignored due to his mass speculation. He is best known for his poetry, rather than stories. Some of his better known pieces include "Weather" and "Mr. Moonlight". If you are looking for Cron you will usually find him listening to Viards 'The Silver City' or helping some stranger. He says hello, have a great day and may fortune smile upon you in the future :).

(http://www.citizensrequired.com)

===Duckiemonster===
Duckiemonster is a medical student looking for something to fill the hole in her life left by the recent demise of a three-year relationship. She loves to write, play bass guitar and also runs knitting classes.

===Enigmaster===
Born and currently living on the friendly island of Jersey, Enigmaster (real name Lyle E) often finds himself cut off from the action surrounding the efforts of the mainland Cube-hunters, but still enjoys the thrill of the (metaphorical) chase. When he's not surfing or solving, he indulges in fresh and varied rock music, gadget shopping and can even be seen attempting a 'normal' teenage social life - with debatable success. Carpe Noctem!

===Fantasticalan===
Fantastic Alan takes absolutely no pride in the ridiclously non-modest nickname he was given once upon a time. Similarly, however, he doesn't attempt to stop its propagation (well, would you?). Hailing from God's own town of Hinckley, in God's own county of Leicestershire (OK, I'll stop there), he isn't yet thirty and might do karaoke if he's drunk enough. He doesn't like cushions.

===Frankie Roberto===
===Forg===
Forg comes from a small little village outside Loughborough in which he has just inhabited. Starting his first year of A levels and spends all of his life either at his wonderful girlfriends house, working or spending huge amount of times sitting here learning about the wonderful world of Perplex City. Being fairly new to the community he is just getting settled into the goings on however he's loving every minute and one day, we will find that cube! The rest of his wonderful life is spent eating sleeping and playing his guitar.

===GasparLewis===
===Gibbet===

The story of Gibbet stretches back over two centuries. In the year 1765 at the crossroads between Coventry and Kenilworth, three scoundrels were hung for murder on a freshly erected gibbet. Flash forward to the present day and this place has become part of the vibrant Warwick University campus. And in 2002, young David Hill enrolled as a fresher. It took a rugby drinking social to notice the connection between his surname and this famous section of campus. But since that day Gibbet he became. Some say that if you listen to him talk you can just about make out the screams for mercy from the condemned men hung there all those years ago. Others just say that he talks rubbish! On a lighter note, he enjoys racket sports, plays trombone and spends far too much time on the computer!

===Hituro===
Hituro is an electronic enigma, a personality created by an out of work web designer with too much time on his hands. When translated into the real world Hituro enjoys reading, writing, roleplaying, gaming and running large multi-player online games which take up entirely too much of his time!

===Josh Black===
===MagikGuy===
MagikGuy (Stefan Marseglia) falls under the Perplexian zodiac sign of "The Apple-Thief" and is currently studying A-Levels at his local Sixth Form in the areas of English Literature, French, General Studies, Information Communication Technology and Sociology. MagikGuy would like to aspire to become a Journalist when he is older and would like to study at Marmalejo College in Perplex City, the same place where Scarlett Kiteway is currently majoring in Journalism. MagikGuy has been a devoted member of the Perplex City phenomenon from early August 2005 and wishes to do his best in order to help out Perplexians by finding the whereabouts of The Receda Cube.

===Katie Goldblatt===
Katie Goldblatt is, at seven years old, one of our youngest participants in the cube retrieval scheme. This brown haired, green eyed young cube hunter goes to St Peter at Gowts in Lincoln and says her most treasured possession is a picture of Scarlett Kiteway that was sent to her by Sente's youngest daughter. Her interests include her baby sister Amy, playing and talking and learning about Perplex City. Her favourite computer games are the SSX series of snowboarding games and Sims 2.
Katie's mum & dad, Nikki Jenkins & James Goldblatt, have been known to join in with cube hunting too! They all play together online as Roxeth.

===MikeyJ===

MikeyJ, was born in Plymouth, UK and is slowly making his way northward. A seasoned porn star (under his full name Michael J Cox), he now intends to turn his hand (and other parts of his anatomy) to more literary pusuits. He hopes you prefer them.

===Mokey F. Rock===
Mokey belly dances and studies Japanese, which (sort of) accounts for her strange hybrid of the two cultures in her story. She believes in literature, the theatre, games, and all forms of healthy entertainment. When she isn't goofing off, Mokey writes and teaches English, which unfortunately does not mean she gets paid to talk about Shakespeare every waking moment -- just some of the time.

===number9dream===
Number9dream (aka Simon Douglas): fondness for flying kites, wearing ladies underwear and drinking espresso. That’s it.

===oliverkeers13===
oliverkeers13: Real name Oliver Keers. This young man started his life of crime early. His most recent, and arguably most infamous, illegal activity was at a recent Cube Hunting event in London, UK, Earth. He beat up several small children, and an elderly couple, in order to obtain exclusive cards. These were held by a secret illegal organisation, prompting much speculation as to his involvement with this organisation. Oliver refuses to comment on this matter.

===Ryan Andrew===
Ryan Andrew is 20 years old and from Manchester, England. He is currently studing Television Production and Design in London. He recently made The Sentinel when there was a small outcry asking for his public execution. A method involving "a corkscrew, a 9 volt battery, and a colony of fire ants" was asked for, but that bizarre, and frankly mentally unhinged request was denied due to Ryan being an (almost) upstanding member of the community.

===Sentinel===
Real name: Lee Horsley, Star Sign: Taurus / The Wave; 22 year old 'student' *Ahem.* Doesn't like writing about himself and so disguises it in a third person perspective; does like reading, astronomy, and basically anything that challenges my brain... I mean his brain =/

===Specterz===
Erik Nusselder, aka specterz, is from the Netherlands. He is 21 years old, and studying law school. His hobbies are music and tennis.
Although quite new to the Cube Retrieval Team he has been diligently read up on everything, and hope to assist in finding the cube for the people of Perplex City.

===TheBozzball===

TheBozzball is a mathematician with a PhD from the University of Memphis, and is for a very short time working as a Junior Research Fellow at Trinity College, Cambridge before going off to be a quantitative analyst in New York. When not doing mathematics/mind problems, he likes to direct, adapt and perform in theatrical adventures such as his five-man adaptation of Twelfth Night.

===The Unfiction Community===
''See colaborative story fFor this blurb''

===Watusi===
Watusi is a dance or an album by the Wedding Present or a Rwandan tribe, or a small person who got sucked into the whole Perplex City thing and appears to have entirely too much time on her hands.

===Zaeil===
Stacy Gray, aka Zaeil, can’t write a paragraph to save her life, let alone a story--but she’s been drawing since she was able to hold a pencil and hopes that a picture really is worth a thousand words.

Tales From Earth:Authors

2005-12-13T23:41:43Z

Enigmaster: updated my bit a bit

Tales From Earth:Authors

2005-12-12T23:16:18Z

Enigmaster: /* Enigmaster */

Tales From Earth:The Assignment

2005-12-04T16:52:19Z

Enigmaster: Added note to Editor

A short story by Enigmaster

Editor: Strictly speaking, this is nothing to do with 'Games', so if this doesn't fit into the final theme feel free to uninclude it. -Enig

----

Dwight held his head in his hands. Why was life being so unfair to him? What had he done to deserve this kind of trouble? Deep down though, he knew he had brought this upon himself. All week there had been something else that was more important, another reason to put it off. He knew he should have done it by now – most people in his class had already handed it in - but the deadline had crept up so stealthily and now it was Sunday night. This coursework, set about a month ago, was due in tomorrow and Dwight still had no clue where to start.

In class for the last two weeks Mr. Maelstrom had covered everything they needed to know – the techniques, the style, everything. That information was now lost in a mixed wave of panic, confusion and fear. So far, Dwight had written the title of the piece: ‘Why is Winston Smith driven to rebel against The Party?’ This spanned the head of an empty page.

“Winston rebels because… nah, that won’t work,” Dwight tested his one and only idea out loud. ''Without the stupid notes I’m doomed,'' he thought. ''I had all the time in the world to copy some down, and I blew it drawing those stupid doodles.''

The thought of this almost made him reach for his sketch pad, but he caught himself before he became side-tracked and forced his tired brain to focus back on the first line he so frantically needed. He buried his messy black hair once again in the hands he should be using for composing a GCSE level scrawl. As if on cue, his impeding mother interrupted by stumbling into his room.

“Are you alright, dear? You know, I used to study 1984. Do you need any help?” She asked with concern. “You look a bit stressed.”

Dwight gave her a cold, ‘You don’t say?’ look, and commanded her wildly to leave while he continued to search desperately for the introduction.

The disheartened woman sighed for she was used by now to her son. All three of her other now grown-up children had refused help at some point, whether it was in homework, love, or rehabilitation. All this new rejection did was confirm her suspicions that she was a bad mother. She sighed again.

“I’ll be watching Eastenders if you need me,” she uttered as she hobbled back through the door. Dwight raised his head slightly; his mom only watched soaps if she was having a hard time – must be some kind of trouble at work, he concluded. Or was it? He couldn’t tell.

“Urgh!” He cried in desperation, he was getting distracted again! This really was no good. Trying to force an essay out of himself was clearly not the way to get it done. Maybe if he rested his eyes, just for a second, the words would flow so much more easily…

“Wake up dear! If you’re not ready in fifteen minutes I’m going without you!” Those words, usually accompanied by a groan of weariness were that day followed for Dwight by a thumping heart and dilated pupils. He hadn’t finished it. Not only that, but he hadn’t even started it! Mr. Maelstrom was going to have Dwight’s head hung in his filing cabinet by the end of the day. There was no way he was even going to be able to knock up a quick substitute piece – and he was going to be late!

“Come on, get dressed!” His mother’s calls barely penetrated his brain as he frantically searched for alternatives. He had already ‘missed’ three days off school last week as well as countless others playing football with his mates and had been warned that bunking off again would mean expulsion, so that had to be skipped. ''There is no way mom can write a sick note, she has such a lousy reputation with the school for being too soft'', he thought. There was no way out of it: he had to go. He had to face Maelstrom. He had to suffer for his own imbecility.

The car journey lasted hours. Somehow they managed to arrive at school at the normal time, even if they had left slightly later than was usual. Even the typically short walk from the St. George’s College gates to his form seemed to take forever. All the way he was constantly on guard in case any teachers somehow knew his terrible secret earlier than he planned. Paranoia was getting the better of him and he knew it, but still he stared around at his peers, suspicious. Throughout registration the speculation on what the first lesson would bring built up and up, until it almost became unbearable. Many people commented on how nervous he looked and joked that maybe he hadn’t done the assignment. Dwight laughed along of course but was almost dying inside.

As the moment of reckoning approached, the end of the lesson, Dwight finalised his plan. The best way was to slip out of the door when Maelstrom asked for the work in. Then he could blame it on the teacher, or at least find some other way for the ‘work’ to get ‘lost’. He was so absorbed in this thought process that he nearly choked when he heard:

“…We’ll finish this section tomorrow. Don’t forget to hand in your coursework on the way out.”

Dwight managed to merge with a big group pushing their way out of the classroom, and as each paused to hand over the work, he regrouped with another mass who had just finished dispensing their essays. Phew, he had made it! Now all he had to do was wait until Mr. Maelstrom chased him up, by which time he should have completed the feat.

For the next few hours Dwight was at peace, content in the knowledge that he was safe for at least twenty four hours. That was until a mate told him Maelstrom was already in pursuit. It was impossible luck; there was no way he could have checked through everyone’s pieces and spotted the absence of Dwight’s. But behold; he must have.

“Dower!” Dwight shivered an icy tremble at the sound of his name and started to actually quiver when it became clear who had shouted.

“My office, NOW!”

''This is it,'' he thought, ''bye bye freedom. For this I’ll be grounded for two months plus, even with moms rep, and that’s on top of whatever the school does!'' The huge looming door of the study that would be the last he would enter as an innocent rule-abiding student gaped wide. The room was old and creepy; it smelt musty, much like the qualities of its master.

“Listen, Dower, I don’t know who you think you are, but what has gone on this morning is not tolerated at this school!” Mr. Maelstrom began. ''Here comes the killer blow…'' Dwight anticipated.

“As much as I appreciate your concern with getting coursework in on the deadline…”

''What?''

“…You must understand that using a school phone without permission is not only bad policy but also costs the school money. Do you hear me?”
Dwight couldn’t believe what he was hearing.

“Yes, sir, it won’t happen again.” ''What the hell is going on?''

“Good. Well anyway, once your mother had dropped it off I had a flick through; the level of work is excellent. This puts you in good stead for an A if you continue to work to this standard. Keep it up.”

“Thank you, sir, I will.” And with that, Dwight stepped out of Maelstrom’s den the happiest he had been in months. He just wanted to run home and kiss his mother, for she had potentially saved his entire future career. At that moment he realised how fortunate he was to have such a loving mother and as he wondered what he could do for her in return, he realised that he could start by finding out exactly why she was again watching her soaps.

'''THE END'''

Tales From Earth

2005-12-04T16:48:40Z

Enigmaster: The fact that mine was right at the top was annoying me...

==General==

*[[Violet Kiteway]] wants us to write a book for her.
*She plans to have it published by [[Seaside Press]].
*Once it's published, she can use her credentials as a published author to get access to the diary of [[Anthony Granier]]

==Requirements==

*'''Entries should be themed: Games'''
**Let me re-emphasize: '''Entries should be themed: Games'''
**Any game will do, and I believe if a submission is strong enough we can probably look the other way if it doesn't have much to do with any literal games.
*We do not have a given length minimum or maximum on individual entries.
*Entries may be poetry, prose, or most anything else.
*[[Seaside Press]] have said they will allow some illustrations.
**However this is not an art book, bear in mind. Think black-and-white.

==Instructions==

Use this page as an index of other pages.

Please format your page titles thusly:

'''Tales From Earth:Title'''

Add a link on this page your own work, like this:

'''[[Tales From Earth:Title]] - [[User:YourName]] date, length'''
Add a short description of the work here.

So for example, if Sente were to write a piece on his family, he might format it like so:

'''[[Tales From Earth:Kiteway Crazies]] - [[User:Sente]] 28-NOV-05, 5000 words'''
A short treatise on my lunatic daughters, both of whom cavort with strangers.

Also note, people may choose to post articles on some other site (such as a blog) and link to it from here.

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==Index of articles==

'''[[Tales From Earth:ilovenatalie.exe]] - [[User:GasparLewis]] 2-DEC-05, 1300 words and a big pile of numbers'''
William's girlfriend is missing, and somebody planned it.
Can he solve his way to her rescue? Or rather... ''can you?''

'''[[Tales From Earth:Ramblerhymes I and II]] - [[User:GasparLewis]] 29-NOV-05, 1000+ words'''
A free-form, semi-poignant tirade about nothing... in a good way.

'''[[Tales From Earth: The night]] - [[User:Specterz]] 29-NOV-05, 500 words'''
A little rant about nights on Earth.

'''[[Tales From Earth:Coffee Addiction]] - [[User:Coxtin]] 29-NOV-05, 1081 words'''
A NON_AUTOBIOGRAHPICAL story about a man who loves coffee.

'''[[Tales From Earth:peta]] - [[User:Coxtin]] 29-NOV-05, 1225 words'''
A story in which a monkey gives relationship advice which is unwelcome

'''[[Tales From Earth:Expedition]] - [[User:Forg]] 29-NOV-05, 1290 words'''
Another day comes, another day goes...

'''[[Tales From Earth:Reality? Virtually!]] - [[User:Sentinel]] 28-NOV-05, 2581 words'''
A discussion of the ever blurring boundaries between reality and the world of gaming.

'''[[Tales From Earth:The Assignment]] - [[User:Enigmaster]] 29-NOV-05, 1337 words (:D)'''
A short story, illustrating one of the many pressures of student life.

'''[[Tales From Earth:The London 2012 Olympic Bid]] - [[User:Frankie Roberto]] 3-DEC-05, 1000 words'''
An article on London's successful 2012 Olympic Bid.
''(comments, feedback and proof-reading welcome)''

'''[http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=13305 Tales From Earth:Collaborative Effort] - The Unfiction Community'''
''(A work in progress)'' This story is being written and assembled by a volunteer collection of forumers.
A proper title is to be deteremined.

'''[[Tales From Earth:Games-Sports-Ultimate Frisbee]] - [[User:kobeyu]] 01-DEC-05, 614 words'''
''(A work in progress)'' A description of one of Earth's newer sports.

'''[[Tales From Earth:Perplex City D20 Module]] - [[User:Scott]] 01-DEC-05, 0 words'''
''(A work in progress)'' A role playing game module based in Perplex City.

'''[[Tales From Earth:Where's My Meniscus and other time wasters]] - [[User:TheBozzball]] 02-DEC-05, 0 words'''
''(A work in progress)'' A short tale about a group of people who like to invent games

'''[[Tales From Earth:Tuberunning]] - [[User:ammonite]] 03-DEC-05, 866 words'''
London is a game. In many ways. This is about a few of them.

Tales From Earth:The Assignment

2005-11-29T23:34:44Z

Enigmaster:

(A short story by Enigmaster)

----

Dwight held his head in his hands. Why was life being so unfair to him? What had he done to deserve this kind of trouble? Deep down though, he knew he had brought this upon himself. All week there had been something else that was more important, another reason to put it off. He knew he should have done it by now – most people in his class had already handed it in - but the deadline had crept up so stealthily and now it was Sunday night. This coursework, set about a month ago, was due in tomorrow and Dwight still had no clue where to start.

In class for the last two weeks Mr. Maelstrom had covered everything they needed to know – the techniques, the style, everything. That information was now lost in a mixed wave of panic, confusion and fear. So far, Dwight had written the title of the piece: ‘Why is Winston Smith driven to rebel against The Party?’ This spanned the head of an empty page.

“Winston rebels because… nah, that won’t work,” Dwight tested his one and only idea out loud. ''Without the stupid notes I’m doomed,'' he thought. ''I had all the time in the world to copy some down, and I blew it drawing those stupid doodles.''

The thought of this almost made him reach for his sketch pad, but he caught himself before he became side-tracked and forced his tired brain to focus back on the first line he so frantically needed. He buried his messy black hair once again in the hands he should be using for composing a GCSE level scrawl. As if on cue, his impeding mother interrupted by stumbling into his room.

“Are you alright, dear? You know, I used to study 1984. Do you need any help?” She asked with concern. “You look a bit stressed.”

Dwight gave her a cold, ‘You don’t say?’ look, and commanded her wildly to leave while he continued to search desperately for the introduction.

The disheartened woman sighed for she was used by now to her son. All three of her other now grown-up children had refused help at some point, whether it was in homework, love, or rehabilitation. All this new rejection did was confirm her suspicions that she was a bad mother. She sighed again.

“I’ll be watching Eastenders if you need me,” she uttered as she hobbled back through the door. Dwight raised his head slightly; his mom only watched soaps if she was having a hard time – must be some kind of trouble at work, he concluded. Or was it? He couldn’t tell.

“Urgh!” He cried in desperation, he was getting distracted again! This really was no good. Trying to force an essay out of himself was clearly not the way to get it done. Maybe if he rested his eyes, just for a second, the words would flow so much more easily…

“Wake up dear! If you’re not ready in fifteen minutes I’m going without you!” Those words, usually accompanied by a groan of weariness were that day followed for Dwight by a thumping heart and dilated pupils. He hadn’t finished it. Not only that, but he hadn’t even started it! Mr. Maelstrom was going to have Dwight’s head hung in his filing cabinet by the end of the day. There was no way he was even going to be able to knock up a quick substitute piece – and he was going to be late!

“Come on, get dressed!” His mother’s calls barely penetrated his brain as he frantically searched for alternatives. He had already ‘missed’ three days off school last week as well as countless others playing football with his mates and had been warned that bunking off again would mean expulsion, so that had to be skipped. ''There is no way mom can write a sick note, she has such a lousy reputation with the school for being too soft'', he thought. There was no way out of it: he had to go. He had to face Maelstrom. He had to suffer for his own imbecility.

The car journey lasted hours. Somehow they managed to arrive at school at the normal time, even if they had left slightly later than was usual. Even the typically short walk from the St. George’s College gates to his form seemed to take forever. All the way he was constantly on guard in case any teachers somehow knew his terrible secret earlier than he planned. Paranoia was getting the better of him and he knew it, but still he stared around at his peers, suspicious. Throughout registration the speculation on what the first lesson would bring built up and up, until it almost became unbearable. Many people commented on how nervous he looked and joked that maybe he hadn’t done the assignment. Dwight laughed along of course but was almost dying inside.

As the moment of reckoning approached, the end of the lesson, Dwight finalised his plan. The best way was to slip out of the door when Maelstrom asked for the work in. Then he could blame it on the teacher, or at least find some other way for the ‘work’ to get ‘lost’. He was so absorbed in this thought process that he nearly choked when he heard:

“…We’ll finish this section tomorrow. Don’t forget to hand in your coursework on the way out.”

Dwight managed to merge with a big group pushing their way out of the classroom, and as each paused to hand over the work, he regrouped with another mass who had just finished dispensing their essays. Phew, he had made it! Now all he had to do was wait until Mr. Maelstrom chased him up, by which time he should have completed the feat.

For the next few hours Dwight was at peace, content in the knowledge that he was safe for at least twenty four hours. That was until a mate told him Maelstrom was already in pursuit. It was impossible luck; there was no way he could have checked through everyone’s pieces and spotted the absence of Dwight’s. But behold; he must have.

“Dower!” Dwight shivered an icy tremble at the sound of his name and started to actually quiver when it became clear who had shouted.

“My office, NOW!”

''This is it,'' he thought, ''bye bye freedom. For this I’ll be grounded for two months plus, even with moms rep, and that’s on top of whatever the school does!'' The huge looming door of the study that would be the last he would enter as an innocent rule-abiding student gaped wide. The room was old and creepy; it smelt musty, much like the qualities of its master.

“Listen, Dower, I don’t know who you think you are, but what has gone on this morning is not tolerated at this school!” Mr. Maelstrom began. ''Here comes the killer blow…'' Dwight anticipated.

“As much as I appreciate your concern with getting coursework in on the deadline…”

''What?''

“…You must understand that using a school phone without permission is not only bad policy but also costs the school money. Do you hear me?”
Dwight couldn’t believe what he was hearing.

“Yes, sir, it won’t happen again.” ''What the hell is going on?''

“Good. Well anyway, once your mother had dropped it off I had a flick through; the level of work is excellent. This puts you in good stead for an A if you continue to work to this standard. Keep it up.”

“Thank you, sir, I will.” And with that, Dwight stepped out of Maelstrom’s den the happiest he had been in months. He just wanted to run home and kiss his mother, for she had potentially saved his entire future career. At that moment he realised how fortunate he was to have such a loving mother and as he wondered what he could do for her in return, he realised that he could start by finding out exactly why she was again watching her soaps.

'''THE END'''

Tales From Earth

2005-11-29T23:14:27Z

Enigmaster: Added my story

==Instructions==

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Please format your page titles thusly:

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Add a link on this page your own work, like this:

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Add a short description of the work here.

So for example, if Sente were to write a piece on his family, he might format it like so:

'''[[Tales From Earth:Kiteway Crazies]] - [[User:Sente]] 28-NOV-05, 5000 words'''
A short treatise on my lunatic daughters, both of whom cavort with strangers.

Also note, people may choose to post articles on some other site (such as a blog) and link to it from here.

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==Index of articles==

'''[[Tales From Earth:The Assignment]] - [[User:Enigmaster]] 29-NOV-05, 1337 words (:D)'''
A short story, illustrating one of the many pressures of student life.

'''[[Tales From Earth:Ramblerhymes I and II]] - [[User:GasparLewis]] 29-NOV-05, 1000+ words'''
A free-form, semi-poignant tirade about nothing... in a good way.

'''[[Tales From Earth: The night]] - [[User:Specterz]] 29-NOV-05, 500 words'''
A little rant about nights on Earth.

'''[[Tales From Earth:Coffee Addiction]] - [[User:Coxtin]] 29-NOV-05, 1081 words'''
A NON_AUTOBIOGRAHPICAL story about a man who loves coffee.

'''[[Tales From Earth:peta]] - [[User:Coxtin]] 29-NOV-05, 1225 words'''
A story in which a monkey gives relationship advice which is unwelcome

'''[[Tales From Earth:Expedition]] - [[User:Forg]] 29-NOV-05, 1290 words'''
Another day comes, another day goes...

'''[[Tales From Earth:Reality? Virtually!]] - [[User:Sentinel]] 28-NOV-05 2581 words'''
A discussion of the ever blurring boundaries between reality and the world of gaming.

'''[http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=13305 Tales From Earth:Collaborative Effort (title to be determined)] - The unfiction Community'''
This story is being written and assembled by a volunteer collection of forumers.

User:Enigmaster

2005-11-02T16:16:06Z

Enigmaster:

'''Enigmaster'''

Player of the Game

Master of the Enigmas

Hi all, I'm Enigmaster all over this ol' net, so if you see me, say hi! (Unless its in some kind of foreign motoring forum, that's not me :D)
I don't really edit this wiki much at all, only the odd contribution to the areas I specialise in - speculation!

My blog: [http://noxiousideas.blogspot.com Noxious Ideas]

Cheers,

Lyle E

Perplex City Wiki:Community Portal

2005-11-02T16:12:35Z

Enigmaster: ammended blog url

==Community Links==

The place to find all the chatter about Project Syzygy

*[http://forums.unfiction.com/ UnFiction Forums]
*[http://www.unfiction.com/chat/ UnFiction IRC] - [http://shish.is-a-geek.net/irc/syzygy/ IRC log and stats]

'''Player Links / Blogs'''

*[http://www.glimpsemymind.blogspot.com/ DarkBlaze's Blog]
*[http://www.cjtonline.net/booted Seej's Blog]
*[http://sheweevil.blogspot.com/ The Life and Love's of a She Weevil]
*[http://perplexcity.cityscapesolutions.net/ Ayanami Rei's Journal]
*[http://noxiousideas.blogspot.com/ Enigmaster's Blog]

Perplex City Humour

2005-10-22T16:56:07Z

Enigmaster:

===Other Stuff===

* [[The Mad Rants Of Tanner]]
* [[The E Thread]]
* [http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tanspace/ssm/perpno3.MP3 Tanner's Remix of the Postcard Code]
* [[221545484848465100503215_-_A_play_by_xmyth|221545484848465100503215 - A play by xmyth]]
* [http://szanalmas.hu/movie/?id=1151 Playin' PXC, Livin' Bamboocha - flash movie, F*nta addie resubbed by kelsey]
* guy_p's "The Real Sente Shady" ([http://www.fneh.net/guy/arg/TheRealSenteShady.mp3 direct link to mp3])
* [[Six Degrees of Sente Kiteway]]
* [[Sente Hates Me]] - a proclomation by [[User:Scott|Scott]]
* [[Under the silver panel...]]

Under the silver panel...

2005-10-22T16:52:36Z

Enigmaster:

[[Image:WTF.jpg]]

User:Enigmaster

2005-10-11T12:31:16Z

Enigmaster:

'''Enigmaster'''

Player of the Game

Master of the Enigmas

Hi all, I'm Enigmaster all over this ol' net, so if you see me, say hi! (Unless its in some kind of foreign motoring forum, that's not me :D)
I don't really edit this wiki much at all, only the odd contribution to the areas I specialise in - speculation!

My blog is called Noxious ideas ([http://noxiousideas.blogspot.com]).

Cheers,

Lyle E

User:Enigmaster

2005-10-11T12:27:39Z

Enigmaster: I rock :D

'''Enigmaster'''
Player of the Game
Master of the Enigmas

Hi all, I'm Enigmaster all over this ol' net, so if you see me, say hi! (Unless its in some kind of foreign motoring forum, that's not me :D)

I don't really edit this wiki much at all, only the odd contribution to the areas I specialise in - speculation!

My blog is [http://noxiousideas.blogspot.com].

Cheers, Lyle E

File:WTF.jpg

2005-10-11T11:42:11Z

Enigmaster: Enigmaster was pretty shocked when he found this under the solve panel...

Enigmaster was pretty shocked when he found this under the solve panel...

Perplex City Wiki:Community Portal

2005-06-14T15:03:44Z

Enigmaster: added my blog to the list