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Rachel Wild

2008-02-17T16:05:38Z

Spugmeistress:

[[Image:Rachel wild.jpg]]

==General==

*Perplex City player
{{View From Earth}}
**Twice!
*Was one of the [[333]]

[[Image:Rachel wild2.jpg|right]]
==References==
*'''Perplex City Sentinel'''
**article, 24-NOV-05 "View From Earth: Designs for Life" {{WaybackS1|www.perplexcitysentinel.com/archives/2005/11/view_from_earth_25.html}}
**article, 14-AUG-06 "View from Earth: Long Distance Friendship" {{WaybackS1|www.perplexcitysentinel.com/archives/2006/08/view_from_earth_48.html}}
**article, 19-FEB-07 "''[[Sentinel]] Exclusive'': [[Iona Rodie|Iona]] Interviews... [[Violet Kiteway]]" {{WaybackS1|www.perplexcitysentinel.com/archives/2007/02/sentinel_exclus_1.html}}

Violet Kiteway

2007-02-09T16:54:17Z

Spugmeistress: /* Friends and family */ added link to as yet unmade lily kiteway page

{{Infobox Perplexian
|name=Violet Kiteway
|image=[[Image:Violet-larger.jpg]]
|age=27
|date_of_birth=September 9th
|futures_sign=Dragon
|occupation=Librarian, poker player
|associations=[[Conclave|The Conclave]], [[Perplex City Historical Society|Historical Society]]
|email=violet'''SPLAT'''quirkyacuity.com
|website=http://www.quirkyacuity.com
}}

==General==
*27 years old
*Birthday is September 9th ([[Futures#The_Dragon|Dragon]])
*Accepted into the [[Perplex City Academy|Academy]] but declined to attend
*Works at the [[Perplex City Academy|Academy]] [[Library]]
*Loves playing poker
*Member of the [[Perplex City Historical Society]]
*Infiltrated the [[Reconstructionists]] compound
*Nominal editor of the Book [[Tales from Earth]], published by [[Seaside Press]].
*Address:
: Apartment 507
: [[Caesar Building]]
: [[Mobius Approach]]
: [[Perplex City]]

==Friends and family==
* Father: [[Sente Kiteway]]
* Younger Sister: [[Scarlett Kiteway]]
* Her Mother [[Lily Kiteway]] appears to have passed away quite a long time ago.
* Uncle & Aunt: [[Sanjean Adamek]] & [[Annaliese Adamek]]
*Connected to [[Kurt McAllister]]
*Friends with [[Arman]]
*Friends with Lyssa, possibly [[Lyssa Ling]]
*Former boss: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]]

==Contact info==
Blog: [http://www.quirkyacuity.com Quirky Acuity]

E-mail: violet at quirkyacuity dot com

==References==
*The Scarlett Kite, at various times.
*The Path of Least Time, at various times.

*Puzzle Cards
**[[Prototype Cards: Number 027]]
**[[E3 Cards: Number 85]]
**[http://perplexcitycardcatalog.com/view.php?item=022 022: Cold Fission]
**[http://perplexcitycardcatalog.com/view.php?item=027 027: Bar None]

*The Perplex City Sentinel
**article, 05-DEC-05 "[[Seaside Press|Seaside]] Announces Plan to Release [[Tales From Earth|Earth Anthology]]" ([http://www.perplexcitysentinel.com/archives/2005/12/seaside_announc.html link])
**article, 13-MAR-06, "[[Tales from Earth|Earth Anthology]] Sells Well Despite Cool Critical Reception" ([http://www.pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/03/earth_anthology.html link])

*[[Perplex City Police Department]] - [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] case file - [http://www.perplexcitypolice.com/pd269volintranet/case_file.php?cid=PXC978C675&section=witness witness statements]

==Images==
{|
| [[Image:violet.jpg|older picture on her blog]]
| [[Image:088.jpg|thumb|Puzzle card #85 or #88, "Sweet Dreams"]]
| [[Image:027.jpg|thumb|Puzzle card #27, "Bar None"]]
|}

==Autoresponder==
{{quote}}
Thanks for your email. I would reply to it, honestly, only I can't right now because I'm probably out working in the [[library]].

Or playing poker.

Or drowning my sorrows after losing big.

Or celebrating after winning big.

Or investigating some part of the city I haven't seen before.

Or taking in a show.

Or working on a puzzle.

Or finally mastering the art of omelette-making.

Or digging up bits of stone in [[Catbite]] and getting overexcited about their significance.

Or windsurfing in the bay.

Or buying shoes.

Or reading a novel.

Or having a picnic in the park.

Or trying to get back that great pair of boots my [[Scarlett Kiteway|sister]] "borrowed" six months ago.

Or finding new words to share.

Or feeding my fish.

Or hiking.

Or giving unfortunate interviews and getting into trouble with my dad.

Or planting trees on public property.

Or confusing the person next to me.

Or making a triangular table.

Or taking a train out to the plains.

Or eating at [[Conundra]].

Or writing autoreply for my email.

|}

[[Category:Mobius Strip]]

Roberto Solitano

2007-02-09T14:17:29Z

Spugmeistress: /* References */ cross referenced email from Anna

{{Infobox Perplexian
|name=Roberto Solitano
|image=
|age=
|date_of_birth=''(d. 30-JAN-07)''
|futures_sign=
|occupation=Senior Fellow of Ancient Languages
|religion=
|associations=[[Third Power]]
|email=
|website=
}}

'''Roberto Solitano''' was a senior fellow at the [[Academy]]. He was also a member of the [[Third Power]]. He was killed in a firefight on 30-JAN-07 (270 PXC) during [[Operation Bayonet]].

===Career===

*Robert Solitano is senior fellow in the ancient languages of Perplex City
*He was the winner of the PCAG languages section in 256AC and has since pushed forward our understanding of many obscure elements of our ancient languages
*His work in translating some of the ancient writings in the catacombs won him the Sperka Prize in 261.
*Friends with [[Anna Heath]]
*Member of the [[Third Power]].
*Killed in the firefight during [[Operation Bayonet]]

===References===

*'''Email logs'''
*[[Leaked_E-mails:2005#14_June_2005_4.54pm|Leaked email]] from Anna Heath, June 2005

*'''Perplex City Academy
*Languages Department ([[http://www.perplexcityacademy.com/departments-lang.html link])

*'''[[The Perplex City Sentinel]]'''
**article, 31-JAN-07 "6 Killed in Deadly Police Raid on Point ([http://www.perplexcitysentinel.com/archives/2007/01/6_killed_in_dea.html link])

{{3P}}

Talk:Leitmarks

2006-09-02T11:14:36Z

Spugmeistress:

*correction to the pcag leitmarks i think - iirc, some of the new york participants got them too, in the post afterwards?

rach =)

Talk:Hesketh Zeller

2006-09-02T03:54:06Z

Spugmeistress:

the link to his quote on the firebox website still directs to the incognitus site - any chance we could relink?

rach =)

Talk:Main Page

2006-09-02T03:52:27Z

Spugmeistress: PXCbash

==Keep an eye on...==
To keep this as a feature, or develop some kind of community category for things that people should bookmark and check constantly? Thoughts? -[[User:Lhall|Lhall]] 13:16, 21 August 2006 (PDT)

Hmm. Interesting. Well, I suppose as it becomes useful, sure. catchy theme. But I'm not sure it will be in need constantly. In theory, one should keep an eye on a whole bunch of stuff. but yeah, it's catchy. so we can remember to toss it in whenever something comes up. [[User:Scott|Scott]] 13:48, 21 August 2006 (PDT)

==Skin==
Thanks to skenmy for the shiny new skin!
: 'sokay :) --[[User:Skenmy|Skenmy]] 11:42, 30 August 2006 (PDT)

==Typo==
Could the typo "cryto" be fixed to crypto please? [[User:Arkai|Arkai]] 20:52, 22 August 2006 (PDT)
:Ah, thank you much :) tis done [[User:Scott|Scott]] 15:36, 23 August 2006 (PDT)

== PXCbash ==

could the link to this be renamed as it is no longer being used for solely #syzygy quotes (and in fact, hasnt been for a long time, even before perplexorum)

rach =)

Perplexicon

2006-08-30T20:23:58Z

Spugmeistress: /* P */

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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the ''3P'' and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): Sometimes, a kloo is not a kloo. It is, in fact, a ba-na-na. Ba-na-na is not a dismissive term, nor an insulting one, just used to imply that in Perplex City, as in life, things are often all that they seem and nothing more.

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

; Billion To One : Card requiring the player to track down a man who was probably happily minding his own business before some puzzle architect took his photo and stuck it on thousands of cards. Billion To One is part of the Will You Guys Please Stop Bothering Me set of cards. Perplexians are currently hunting for him. See also ''Satoshi'', ''13th Labour'', ''Shuffled'', and ''Riemann''.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: ''Guy''

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; GuiN (v) : Marketing guru behind [[13th Labour]] and suspected solver of [[Shuffled]]. Was responsible for putting the snakes on the mother-fipping plane. He has already found the cube.
; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==

;IG (abb) : In Game. Inside the mindset of the truly hardcore ''TINAG'' player, a place without rules, laws of physics or puppetmasters.

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Limerick : A highly crafted poem of mourning. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is''

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.

; Neek : What sound would a tretretretre make, if a tretretretre could make a sound?

; Ninjas : Better than ''Pirates''

; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!
; OoG (abb) : Out Of Game. Outside of the joyous world we know and love as PerplexCity. See also ''TIAG''

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Pirates : Better than ''Ninjas''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

; PWN 4 : Ultimate ownage. Being PWN 4'd is akin to being set on fire, told the entire collection of 'Is Kurt Dead' limericks, forced to go on an adventure with Scarlett Kiteway and then operated on by the Third Power (who, coincidentally, are trying to work out the biological differences between people from Earth and people from Perplex City). See ''Anna''.

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; Reimann : Card requiring the solution of a surprisingly hard problem regarding the distribution of tricycles over a front lawn. Obtaining a suitable number of tricycles would be impossible, and the consequences of placing them all on a front lawn would be catastrophic. Reimann is part of the Please Please Please Give Us The Answer set of cards. See also: Satoshi, Shuffled, and 13th Labour.

; [[RSM]] (abb) : The [[Random Speculation Monster]]. Lurks around various forums, preying on the open-minded and inducing them to get over-excited. Feeds on speculation, doesn't like to get hungry. You wouldn't like it when it gets hungry.

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.

; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.

; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.

; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.

; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.

; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!

; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. Probably an anagram. See also: ''Satoshi'', ''Shuffled'' and ''13th Labour''.

; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

; TOS (abb): Tears Of Sadness. These usually appear when Guy is late with the newest Ask Mind Candy.

; TOA (abb): Tears of Anger. These follow shortly after Tears of Sadness and shortly before a torch-and-pitchfork bearing mob descends on Mind Candy Towers.

; Tretretretre (n) : A Perplexian creature prone to escaping from Polygon Park zoo. Extinct on Earth since a plague of diarrhoea wiped out the remaining breeding colonies. Care, and toilet roll, advised before approaching. See also : ''Neek''

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com

; Wibbies : Affectionate disabbreviation of WB = Welcome Back. Can be given as a present or done as an action. The appropriate counter response is to ''Wibble''


 
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{{Humor}}

Perplexicon

2006-08-30T19:03:34Z

Spugmeistress: /* W */ wibbies

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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the ''3P'' and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): Sometimes, a kloo is not a kloo. It is, in fact, a ba-na-na. Ba-na-na is not a dismissive term, nor an insulting one, just used to imply that in Perplex City, as in life, things are often all that they seem and nothing more.

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

; Billion To One : Card requiring the player to track down a man who was probably happily minding his own business before some puzzle architect took his photo and stuck it on thousands of cards. Billion To One is part of the Will You Guys Please Stop Bothering Me set of cards. Perplexians are currently hunting for him. See also ''Satoshi'', ''13th Labour'', ''Shuffled'', and ''Riemann''.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: ''Guy''

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; GuiN (v) : Marketing guru behind [[13th Labour]] and suspected solver of [[Shuffled]]. Was responsible for putting the snakes on the mother-fipping plane. He has already found the cube.
; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==

;IG (abb) : In Game. Inside the mindset of the truly hardcore ''TINAG'' player, a place without rules, laws of physics or puppetmasters.

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Limerick : A highly crafted poem of mourning. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is''

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.

; Neek : What sound would a tretretretre make, if a tretretretre could make a sound?

; Ninjas : Better than ''Pirates''

; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!
; OoG (abb) : Out Of Game. Outside of the joyous world we know and love as PerplexCity. See also ''TIAG''

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Pirates : Better than ''Ninjas''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; Reimann : Card requiring the solution of a surprisingly hard problem regarding the distribution of tricycles over a front lawn. Obtaining a suitable number of tricycles would be impossible, and the consequences of placing them all on a front lawn would be catastrophic. Reimann is part of the Please Please Please Give Us The Answer set of cards. See also: Satoshi, Shuffled, and 13th Labour.

; [[RSM]] (abb) : The [[Random Speculation Monster]]. Lurks around various forums, preying on the open-minded and inducing them to get over-excited. Feeds on speculation, doesn't like to get hungry. You wouldn't like it when it gets hungry.

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.

; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.

; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.

; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.

; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.

; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!

; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. Probably an anagram. See also: ''Satoshi'', ''Shuffled'' and ''13th Labour''.

; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

; TOS (abb): Tears Of Sadness. These usually appear when Guy is late with the newest Ask Mind Candy.

; TOA (abb): Tears of Anger. These follow shortly after Tears of Sadness and shortly before a torch-and-pitchfork bearing mob descends on Mind Candy Towers.

; Tretretretre (n) : A Perplexian creature prone to escaping from Polygon Park zoo. Extinct on Earth since a plague of diarrhoea wiped out the remaining breeding colonies. Care, and toilet roll, advised before approaching. See also : ''Neek''

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com

; Wibbies : Affectionate disabbreviation of WB = Welcome Back. Can be given as a present or done as an action. The appropriate counter response is to ''Wibble''


 
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2006-08-30T18:53:35Z

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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the ''3P'' and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): Sometimes, a kloo is not a kloo. It is, in fact, a ba-na-na. Ba-na-na is not a dismissive term, nor an insulting one, just used to imply that in Perplex City, as in life, things are often all that they seem and nothing more.

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

; Billion To One : Card requiring the player to track down a man who was probably happily minding his own business before some puzzle architect took his photo and stuck it on thousands of cards. Billion To One is part of the Will You Guys Please Stop Bothering Me set of cards. Perplexians are currently hunting for him. See also ''Satoshi'', ''13th Labour'', ''Shuffled'', and ''Riemann''.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: ''Guy''

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; GuiN (v) : Marketing guru behind [[13th Labour]] and suspected solver of [[Shuffled]]. Was responsible for putting the snakes on the mother-fipping plane. He has already found the cube.
; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==

;IG (abb) : In Game. Inside the mindset of the truly hardcore ''TINAG'' player, a place without rules, laws of physics or puppetmasters.

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Limerick : A highly crafted poem of mourning. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is''

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.

; Neek : What sound would a tretretretre make, if a tretretretre could make a sound?

; Ninjas : Better than ''Pirates''

; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!
; OoG (abb) : Out Of Game. Outside of the joyous world we know and love as PerplexCity. See also ''TIAG''

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Pirates : Better than ''Ninjas''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; Reimann : Card requiring the solution of a surprisingly hard problem regarding the distribution of tricycles over a front lawn. Obtaining a suitable number of tricycles would be impossible, and the consequences of placing them all on a front lawn would be catastrophic. Reimann is part of the Please Please Please Give Us The Answer set of cards. See also: Satoshi, Shuffled, and 13th Labour.

; [[RSM]] (abb) : The [[Random Speculation Monster]]. Lurks around various forums, preying on the open-minded and inducing them to get over-excited. Feeds on speculation, doesn't like to get hungry. You wouldn't like it when it gets hungry.

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.

; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.

; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.

; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.

; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.

; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!

; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. Probably an anagram. See also: ''Satoshi'', ''Shuffled'' and ''13th Labour''.

; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

; TOS (abb): Tears Of Sadness. These usually appear when Guy is late with the newest Ask Mind Candy.

; TOA (abb): Tears of Anger. These follow shortly after Tears of Sadness and shortly before a torch-and-pitchfork bearing mob descends on Mind Candy Towers.

; Tretretretre (n) : A Perplexian creature prone to escaping from Polygon Park zoo. Extinct on Earth since a plague of diarrhoea wiped out the remaining breeding colonies. Care, and toilet roll, advised before approaching. See also : ''Neek''

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com


 
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Perplexicon

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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the ''3P'' and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): Sometimes, a kloo is not a kloo. It is, in fact, a ba-na-na. Ba-na-na is not a dismissive term, nor an insulting one, just used to imply that in Perplex City, as in life, things are often all that they seem and nothing more.

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

; Billion To One : Card requiring the player to track down a man who was probably happily minding his own business before some puzzle architect took his photo and stuck it on thousands of cards. Billion To One is part of the Will You Guys Please Stop Bothering Me set of cards. Perplexians are currently hunting for him. See also ''Satoshi'', ''13th Labour'', ''Shuffled'', and ''Riemann''.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: ''Guy''

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; GuiN (v) : Marketing guru behind [[13th Labour]] and suspected solver of [[Shuffled]]. Was responsible for putting the snakes on the mother-fipping plane. He has already found the cube.
; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==

;IG (abb) : In Game. Inside the mindset of the truly hardcore ''TINAG'' player, a place without rules, laws of physics or puppetmasters.

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Limerick : A highly crafted poem of mourning. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is''

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.

; Neek : What sound would a tretretretre make, if a tretretretre could make a sound?

; Ninjas : Better than ''Pirates''

; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!
; OoG (abb) : Out Of Game. Outside of the joyous world we know and love as PerplexCity. See also ''TIAG''

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Pirates : Better than ''Ninjas''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; Reimann : Card requiring the solution of a surprisingly hard problem regarding the distribution of tricycles over a front lawn. Obtaining a suitable number of tricycles would be impossible, and the consequences of placing them all on a front lawn would be catastrophic. Reimann is part of the Please Please Please Give Us The Answer set of cards. See also: Satoshi, Shuffled, and 13th Labour.

; [[RSM]] (abb) : The [[Random Speculation Monster]]. Lurks around various forums, preying on the open-minded and inducing them to get over-excited. Feeds on speculation, doesn't like to get hungry. You wouldn't like it when it gets hungry.

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.

; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.

; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.

; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.

; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.

; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!

; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. Probably an anagram. See also: ''Satoshi'', ''Shuffled'' and ''13th Labour''.

; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

; TOS : Tears Of Sadness. These usually appear when Guy is late with the newest Ask Mind Candy.

; TOA : Tears of Anger. These follow shortly after Tears of Sadness and shortly before a torch-and-pitchfork bearing mob descends on Mind Candy Towers.

; Tretretretre (n) : A Perplexian creature prone to escaping from Polygon Park zoo. Extinct on Earth since a plague of diarrhoea wiped out the remaining breeding colonies. Care, and toilet roll, advised before approaching. See also : ''Neek''

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com


 
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Perplexicon

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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the ''3P'' and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): Sometimes, a kloo is not a kloo. It is, in fact, a ba-na-na. Ba-na-na is not a dismissive term, nor an insulting one, just used to imply that in Perplex City, as in life, things are often all that they seem and nothing more.

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

; Billion To One : Card requiring the player to track down a man who was probably happily minding his own business before some puzzle architect took his photo and stuck it on thousands of cards. Billion To One is part of the Will You Guys Please Stop Bothering Me set of cards. Perplexians are currently hunting for him. See also ''Satoshi'', ''13th Labour'', ''Shuffled'', and ''Riemann''.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: ''Guy''

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; GuiN (v) : Marketing guru behind [[13th Labour]] and suspected solver of [[Shuffled]]. Was responsible for putting the snakes on the mother-fipping plane. He has already found the cube.
; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==

;IG (abb.) : In Game. Inside the mindset of the truly hardcore ''TINAG'' player, a place without rules, laws of physics or puppetmasters.

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Limerick : A highly crafted poem of mourning. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is''

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.

; Neek : What sound would a tretretretre make, if a tretretretre could make a sound?

; Ninjas : Better than ''Pirates''

; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!
; OoG (abb) : Out Of Game. Outside of the joyous world we know and love as PerplexCity. See also ''TIAG''

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Pirates : Better than ''Ninjas''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; Reimann : Card requiring the solution of a surprisingly hard problem regarding the distribution of tricycles over a front lawn. Obtaining a suitable number of tricycles would be impossible, and the consequences of placing them all on a front lawn would be catastrophic. Reimann is part of the Please Please Please Give Us The Answer set of cards. See also: Satoshi, Shuffled, and 13th Labour.

; [[RSM]] (abb) : The [[Random Speculation Monster]]. Lurks around various forums, preying on the open-minded and inducing them to get over-excited. Feeds on speculation, doesn't like to get hungry. You wouldn't like it when it gets hungry.

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.

; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.

; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.

; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.

; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.

; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!

; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. Probably an anagram. See also: ''Satoshi'', ''Shuffled'' and ''13th Labour''.

; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

; TOS : Tears Of Sadness. These usually appear when Guy is late with the newest Ask Mind Candy.

; TOA : Tears of Anger. These follow shortly after Tears of Sadness and shortly before a torch-and-pitchfork bearing mob descends on Mind Candy Towers.

; Tretretretre (n) : A Perplexian creature prone to escaping from Polygon Park zoo. Extinct on Earth since a plague of diarrhoea wiped out the remaining breeding colonies. Care, and toilet roll, advised before approaching. See also : ''Neek''

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com


 
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Perplexicon

2006-08-30T18:51:37Z

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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the ''3P'' and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): Sometimes, a kloo is not a kloo. It is, in fact, a ba-na-na. Ba-na-na is not a dismissive term, nor an insulting one, just used to imply that in Perplex City, as in life, things are often all that they seem and nothing more.

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

; Billion To One : Card requiring the player to track down a man who was probably happily minding his own business before some puzzle architect took his photo and stuck it on thousands of cards. Billion To One is part of the Will You Guys Please Stop Bothering Me set of cards. Perplexians are currently hunting for him. See also ''Satoshi'', ''13th Labour'', ''Shuffled'', and ''Riemann''.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: ''Guy''

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; GuiN (v) : Marketing guru behind [[13th Labour]] and suspected solver of [[Shuffled]]. Was responsible for putting the snakes on the mother-fipping plane. He has already found the cube.
; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==

;IG (abb.) : In Game. Inside the mindset of the truly hardcore ''TINAG'' player, a place without rules, laws of physics or puppetmasters.

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Limerick : A highly crafted poem of mourning. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is''

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.

; Neek : What sound would a tretretretre make, if a tretretretre could make a sound?

; Ninjas : Better than ''Pirates''

; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!
; OoG (abb.) : Out Of Game. Outside of the joyous world we know and love as PerplexCity. See also ''TIAG''

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Pirates : Better than ''Ninjas''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; Reimann : Card requiring the solution of a surprisingly hard problem regarding the distribution of tricycles over a front lawn. Obtaining a suitable number of tricycles would be impossible, and the consequences of placing them all on a front lawn would be catastrophic. Reimann is part of the Please Please Please Give Us The Answer set of cards. See also: Satoshi, Shuffled, and 13th Labour.

; [[RSM]] (abb) : The [[Random Speculation Monster]]. Lurks around various forums, preying on the open-minded and inducing them to get over-excited. Feeds on speculation, doesn't like to get hungry. You wouldn't like it when it gets hungry.

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.

; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.

; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.

; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.

; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.

; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!

; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. Probably an anagram. See also: ''Satoshi'', ''Shuffled'' and ''13th Labour''.

; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

; TOS : Tears Of Sadness. These usually appear when Guy is late with the newest Ask Mind Candy.

; TOA : Tears of Anger. These follow shortly after Tears of Sadness and shortly before a torch-and-pitchfork bearing mob descends on Mind Candy Towers.

; Tretretretre (n) : A Perplexian creature prone to escaping from Polygon Park zoo. Extinct on Earth since a plague of diarrhoea wiped out the remaining breeding colonies. Care, and toilet roll, advised before approaching. See also : ''Neek''

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com


 
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Perplexicon

2006-08-30T18:49:43Z

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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the ''3P'' and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): Sometimes, a kloo is not a kloo. It is, in fact, a ba-na-na. Ba-na-na is not a dismissive term, nor an insulting one, just used to imply that in Perplex City, as in life, things are often all that they seem and nothing more.

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

; Billion To One : Card requiring the player to track down a man who was probably happily minding his own business before some puzzle architect took his photo and stuck it on thousands of cards. Billion To One is part of the Will You Guys Please Stop Bothering Me set of cards. Perplexians are currently hunting for him. See also ''Satoshi'', ''13th Labour'', ''Shuffled'', and ''Riemann''.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: ''Guy''

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; GuiN (v) : Marketing guru behind [[13th Labour]] and suspected solver of [[Shuffled]]. Was responsible for putting the snakes on the mother-fipping plane. He has already found the cube.
; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==

;IG (abb.) : In Game. Inside the mindset of the truly hardcore ''TINAG'' player, a place without rules, laws of physics or puppetmasters.

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Limerick : A highly crafted poem of mourning. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is''

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.

; Neek : What sound would a tretretretre make, if a tretretretre could make a sound?

; Ninjas : Better than ''Pirates''

; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!
; OoG (abb.) : Out Of Game. Outside of the joyous world we know and love as PerplexCity. See also ''TIAG''

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Pirates : Better than ''Ninjas''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; Reimann : Card requiring the solution of a surprisingly hard problem regarding the distribution of tricycles over a front lawn. Obtaining a suitable number of tricycles would be impossible, and the consequences of placing them all on a front lawn would be catastrophic. Reimann is part of the Please Please Please Give Us The Answer set of cards. See also: Satoshi, Shuffled, and 13th Labour.

; [[RSM]] : The [[Random Speculation Monster]]. Lurks around UnFiction, preying on the open-minded and inducing them to get over-excited.

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.

; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.

; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.

; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.

; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.

; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!

; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. Probably an anagram. See also: ''Satoshi'', ''Shuffled'' and ''13th Labour''.

; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

; TOS : Tears Of Sadness. These usually appear when Guy is late with the newest Ask Mind Candy.

; TOA : Tears of Anger. These follow shortly after Tears of Sadness and shortly before a torch-and-pitchfork bearing mob descends on Mind Candy Towers.

; Tretretretre (n) : A Perplexian creature prone to escaping from Polygon Park zoo. Extinct on Earth since a plague of diarrhoea wiped out the remaining breeding colonies. Care, and toilet roll, advised before approaching. See also : ''Neek''

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com


 
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Perplexicon

2006-08-30T18:47:20Z

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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the ''3P'' and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): Sometimes, a kloo is not a kloo. It is, in fact, a ba-na-na. Ba-na-na is not a dismissive term, nor an insulting one, just used to imply that in Perplex City, as in life, things are often all that they seem and nothing more.

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

; Billion To One : Card requiring the player to track down a man who was probably happily minding his own business before some puzzle architect took his photo and stuck it on thousands of cards. Billion To One is part of the Will You Guys Please Stop Bothering Me set of cards. Perplexians are currently hunting for him. See also ''Satoshi'', ''13th Labour'', ''Shuffled'', and ''Riemann''.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: ''Guy''

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; GuiN (v) : Marketing guru behind [[13th Labour]] and suspected solver of [[Shuffled]]. Was responsible for putting the snakes on the mother-fipping plane. He has already found the cube.
; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Limerick : A highly crafted poem of mourning. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is''

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.

; Neek : What sound would a tretretretre make, if a tretretretre could make a sound?

; Ninjas : Better than ''Pirates''

; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!
; OoG (abb.) : Out Of Game. Outside of the joyous world we know and love as PerplexCity. See also ''TIAG''

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Pirates : Better than ''Ninjas''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; Reimann : Card requiring the solution of a surprisingly hard problem regarding the distribution of tricycles over a front lawn. Obtaining a suitable number of tricycles would be impossible, and the consequences of placing them all on a front lawn would be catastrophic. Reimann is part of the Please Please Please Give Us The Answer set of cards. See also: Satoshi, Shuffled, and 13th Labour.

; [[RSM]] : The [[Random Speculation Monster]]. Lurks around UnFiction, preying on the open-minded and inducing them to get over-excited.

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.

; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.

; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.

; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.

; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.

; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!

; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. Probably an anagram. See also: ''Satoshi'', ''Shuffled'' and ''13th Labour''.

; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

; TOS : Tears Of Sadness. These usually appear when Guy is late with the newest Ask Mind Candy.

; TOA : Tears of Anger. These follow shortly after Tears of Sadness and shortly before a torch-and-pitchfork bearing mob descends on Mind Candy Towers.

; Tretretretre (n) : A Perplexian creature prone to escaping from Polygon Park zoo. Extinct on Earth since a plague of diarrhoea wiped out the remaining breeding colonies. Care, and toilet roll, advised before approaching. See also : ''Neek''

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com


 
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Talk:Shoes

2006-08-24T00:58:26Z

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the links on these pages dont work anymore - do we still have them in bri's mirrors from that time or have we lost em forever in the big moveover?

rach =)

Perplexicon

2006-08-21T16:47:21Z

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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the ''3P'' and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): see ''Kloo''

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

; Billion To One : Card requiring the player to track down a man who was probably happily minding his own business before some puzzle architect took his photo and stuck it on thousands of cards. Billion To One is part of the Will You Guys Please Stop Bothering Me set of cards. See also ''Satoshi'', ''13th Labour'', ''Shuffled'', and ''Riemann''.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: ''Guy''

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Dice, Pass The : See also: ''Yembles''
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==
; Infinite Loop : See: ''Infinite Loop'' and ''Apple''

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Limerick : A highly crafted poem of mourning. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is''

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.

; Neek : What sound would a tretretretre make, if a tretretretre could make a sound?

; Ninjas : Better than ''Pirates''

; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Pirates : Better than ''Ninjas''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; Reimann : Card requiring the solution of a surprisingly hard problem regarding the distribution of tricycles over a front lawn. Obtaining a suitable number of tricycles would be impossible, and the consequences of placing them all on a front lawn would be catastrophic. Reimann is part of the Please Please Please Give Us The Answer set of cards. See also: Satoshi, Shuffled, and 13th Labour.

; [[RSM]] : Richard Stallman's Mongoose. He's gonna get ya!

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.

; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.

; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.

; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.

; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.

; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!

; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. Probably an anagram. See also: ''Satoshi'', ''Shuffled'' and ''13th Labour''.

; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''Alejo'' and ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

; Tretretretre (n) : A Perplexian creature prone to escaping from Polygon Park zoo. Extinct on Earth since a plague of diarrhoea wiped out the remaining breeding colonies. Care, and toilet roll, advised before approaching. See also : ''Neek''

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com

==Y==

; Yembles, To do a : To try and play a card in Uno that you do not have. Not to be confused with ''Jem, To do a.''


 
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Perplexicon

2006-08-21T16:44:58Z

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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the ''3P'' and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): see ''Kloo''

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

; Billion To One : Card requiring the player to track down a man who was probably happily minding his own business before some puzzle architect took his photo and stuck it on thousands of cards. Billion To One is part of the Will You Guys Please Stop Bothering Me set of cards. See also ''Satoshi'', ''13th Labour'', ''Shuffled'', and ''Riemann''.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: ''Guy''

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Dice, Pass The : See also: ''Yembles''
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==
; Infinite Loop : See: ''Infinite Loop'' and ''Apple''

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Limerick : A highly crafted poem of mourning. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is''

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.

; Neek : What sound would a tretretretre make, if a tretretretre could make a sound?

; Ninjas : Better than ''Pirates''

; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Pirates : Better than ''Ninjas''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; Reimann : Card requiring the solution of a surprisingly hard problem regarding the distribution of tricycles over a front lawn. Obtaining a suitable number of tricycles would be impossible, and the consequences of placing them all on a front lawn would be catastrophic. Reimann is part of the Please Please Please Give Us The Answer set of cards. See also: Satoshi, Shuffled, and 13th Labour.

; [[RSM]] : Richard Stallman's Mongoose. He's gonna get ya!

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.

; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.

; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.

; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.

; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.

; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!

; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. Probably an anagram. See also: ''Satoshi'', ''Shuffled'' and ''13th Labour''.

; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''Alejo'' and ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

; Tretretretre (n) : A Perplexian creature prone to escaping from Polygon Park zoo. Extinct on Earth since a plague of diarrhoea wiped out the remaining breeding colonies. Care, and toilet roll, advised before approaching.

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com

==Y==

; Yembles, To do a : To try and play a card in Uno that you do not have. Not to be confused with ''Jem, To do a.''


 
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Perplexicon

2006-08-18T13:34:28Z

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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the ''3P'' and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): see ''Kloo''

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

; Billion To One : Card requiring the player to track down a man who was probably happily minding his own business before some puzzle architect took his photo and stuck it on thousands of cards. Billion To One is part of the Will You Guys Please Stop Bothering Me set of cards. See also ''Satoshi'', ''13th Labour'', ''Shuffled'', and ''Riemann''.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: ''Guy''

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Dice, Pass The : See also: ''Yembles''
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==
; Infinite Loop : See: ''Infinite Loop'' and ''Apple''

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Limerick : A highly crafted poem of mourning. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is''

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.

; Ninjas : Better than ''Pirates''

; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Pirates : Better than ''Ninjas''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; Reimann : Card requiring the solution of a surprisingly hard problem regarding the distribution of tricycles over a front lawn. Obtaining a suitable number of tricycles would be impossible, and the consequences of placing them all on a front lawn would be catastrophic. Reimann is part of the Please Please Please Give Us The Answer set of cards. See also: Satoshi, Shuffled, and 13th Labour.

; [[RSM]] : Richard Stallman's Mongoose. He's gonna get ya!

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.

; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.

; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.

; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.

; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.

; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!

; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. Probably an anagram. See also: ''Satoshi'', ''Shuffled'' and ''13th Labour''.

; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''Alejo'' and ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com

==Y==

; Yembles, To do a : To try and play a card in Uno that you do not have. Not to be confused with ''Jem, To do a.''


 
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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the 3P and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): see ''Kloo''

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: ''Guy''

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Dice, Pass The : See also: ''Yembles''
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==
; Infinite Loop : See: ''Infinite Loop'' and ''Apple''

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Limerick : A highly crafted poem of mourning. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is''

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.

; Ninjas : Better than ''Pirates''

; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Pirates : Better than ''Ninjas''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; [[RSM]] : Richard Stallman's Mongoose. He's gonna get ya!

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.

; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.

; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.

; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.

; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.

; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!

; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. Probably an anagram. See also: ''Satoshi'' and ''13th Labour''.

; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''Alejo'' and ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com

==Y==

; Yembles, To do a : To try and play a card in Uno that you do not have. Not to be confused with ''Jem, To do a.''


 
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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the 3P and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): see ''Kloo''

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: ''Guy''

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Dice, Pass The : See also: ''Yembles''
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==
; Infinite Loop : See: ''Infinite Loop'' and ''Apple''

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Limerick : A highly crafted poem of mourning. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is''

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.

; Ninjas : Better than ''Pirates''

; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Pirates : Better than ''Ninjas''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; [[RSM]] : Richard Stallman's Mongoose. He's gonna get ya!

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.
; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.
; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.
; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.
; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.
; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!
; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. See also: ''Satoshi'' and ''13th Labour''.
; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''Alejo'' and ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com

==Y==

; Yembles, To do a : To try and play a card in Uno that you do not have. Not to be confused with ''Jem, To do a.''


 
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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the 3P and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): see ''Kloo''

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: ''Guy''

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Dice, Pass The : See also: ''Yembles''
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==
; Infinite Loop : See: ''Infinite Loop'' and ''Apple''

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.

; Ninjas : Better than ''Pirates''

; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Pirates : Better than ''Ninjas''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; [[RSM]] : Richard Stallman's Mongoose. He's gonna get ya!

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.
; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.
; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.
; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.
; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.
; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!
; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. See also: ''Satoshi'' and ''13th Labour''.
; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''Alejo'' and ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com

==Y==

; Yembles, To do a : To try and play a card in Uno that you do not have. Not to be confused with ''Jem, To do a.''


 
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2006-08-18T01:28:05Z

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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the 3P and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): see ''Kloo''

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: ''Guy''

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Dice, Pass The : See also: ''Yembles''
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==
; Infinite Loop : See: ''Infinite Loop'' and ''Apple''

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.

; Ninja : Better than ''Pirates''

; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Pirates : Better than ''Ninjas''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; [[RSM]] : Richard Stallman's Mongoose. He's gonna get ya!

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.
; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.
; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.
; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.
; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.
; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!
; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. See also: ''Satoshi'' and ''13th Labour''.
; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''Alejo'' and ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com

==Y==

; Yembles, To do a : To try and play a card in Uno that you do not have. Not to be confused with ''Jem, To do a.''


 
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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the 3P and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): see ''Kloo''

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month. See Also: ''Guy''

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Dice, Pass The : See also: ''Yembles''
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==
; Infinite Loop : See: ''Infinite Loop'' and ''Apple''

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.

; Ninja : Better than ''Pirates''

; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; [[RSM]] : Richard Stallman's Mongoose. He's gonna get ya!

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.
; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.
; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.
; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.
; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.
; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!
; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. See also: ''Satoshi'' and ''13th Labour''.
; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''Alejo'' and ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com

==Y==

; Yembles, To do a : To try and play a card in Uno that you do not have. Not to be confused with ''Jem, To do a.''


 
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==0-9==

; 13th Labour : Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: ''Hideaway, Sekrit''.

; 333 : The hallowed group of elite players who have since mostly vanished from the game, having taken to either curtain masking employment, or to joining the 3P and ruling Perplex city in an Illuminati-style fashion. fnord

; 3P, (Teh) schneeky : Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

==A==

; Asplode (v): To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: ''Skenmy; Unasplode''.

==B==

; Ba-na-na (n): see ''Kloo''

; BFC : You probably qualify in one way or another.

==C==

; Cube, The (n) : The Receda Cube. Something which you should probably not sleep in the same room as for longer than a month.

==D==

; Dead, Kurt is : Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.
; Dice, Pass The : See also: ''Yembles''
; Do Eet! : See also: ''Do It. DO EET!''
; Do It! : See also: ''Do It!, Don't.''
; Do It!, Don't : See also: ''Do It!'' ''or'' See also: ''Do Eet!''

==E==

; Elephant (n) : It's not a bloody elephant!

==F==

; Fip (v) : 1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.
; Fipper (n) : Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

==G==

; Guy (n) : See also: ''Hair, Floppy''. He's a guy, who's called Guy. Isn't that hilarious?

==H==

; Hair, Floppy (n) : See also: ''Guy''.
; Helicopter : ''Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots.'' Honest.
; Hideaway, Sekrit : Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the [[13th Labour]] client reaches 100%.

==I==
; Infinite Loop : See: ''Infinite Loop'' and ''Apple''

==J==

; Jeb: Major Earth reality TV celebrity. After a stint in Beauty and the Greek (focusing on beautiful women in the classical literature), he went on to I'm A Celebrity: Get Me A Beer before marrying Jade Goody and starting a line of snailcare produce.

; Jem, To do a: You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

; Jem: is truly, truly outrageous.

; Jeremy?, Who is: A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

==K==

; Kloo : Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

; K00b, The : Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

==L==

; Leitmark (n) : A badge of honour in Perplex City, a badge of geekdom on Earth. Often seen worn by pavements across the world, due to shoddy pin back design. Available in a range of colours.

; Loop, Recursive : See: ''Recursive Loop''

==M==

; Mind Candy : Similar to brainfuzz, but more sneeky.
; Mines, (In the, O in the) : To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also: ''Dead, Kurt is.''
; Mole, A : See also: ''Helicopter''.

==N==

; Naked, Kurt: Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also: ''Guy''.
; Noes! : Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it? See also: ''Yays''.

==O==

; [[OK13DTFC]] : Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.
; Onionring, To eat an : Oh my!

==P==

; Perplexor, The : Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also: ''Season 2.''

; Project Syzygy : See also ''Season 0''. Life before cards?!

==R==

; Real life: See also: ''Don't do it!''

; Recursive Loop : See: ''Loop, Recursive''

; [[RSM]] : Richard Stallman's Mongoose. He's gonna get ya!

==S==

; Satoshi : Photograph on Billion To One which, once seen, will fatally confuse the owner after seven days.
; Season 0 : This season didn't happen. Got that? Good.
; Season 1 : Comes right before Season 2. See also: ''Season 2''.
; Season 2 : Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopters. See also: ''Season 1''.
; Season 3 : Comes right after Season 2 and a Season-and-a-bit after Season 1. Will probably involve tricycles after Season 2 spends the rest of the budget on helicopters. See also: ''Season 1'' and ''Season 2''.
; Sekrit : It's a sekrit!
; Shuffled : Designed by the Tricycle Playing Card Company and included in an effort to obtain sponsorship for Season 3. Shuffled is part of the How On Earth Do I Solve This set of cards. See also: ''Satoshi'' and ''13th Labour''.
; Squee! : Extreme delight! See also: ''Alejo'' and ''OK13DTFC''.

==T==

; Tally, To do a : To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. [http://www.pxcbash.com See the quotes database].

; Thunderclap : A player with an unfortunate name; see: [[Puzzle Card Symbols]]. As a result, often combed.

; TIAG (abb) : This Is A Game. A game you say? I don't know what you are talking about...

; TINAG (abb) : This Is Not A Game. see ''TIAG''.

==U==

; Unasplode (v) : To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also: ''Asplode''.

==W==

; Wave 0.5 (n) : Some of the first print runs of Waves 1 (and 2?) were printed as "Wave 0.5". Sometimes used in verb form as the act of putting one's hands in the air, and not putting them down.

; Wave 1, 2, 3, 4 (n) : The four releases of cards in Season 1.

; Wave Fox (n) : Unofficial title of Wave Four. Named for Lord of the Freelancers Michael Fox, responsible for approximately 94% of said cards; ie, direct your complaints to idlemichael@gmail.com

==Y==

; Yembles, To do a : To try and play a card in Uno that you do not have. Not to be confused with ''Jem, To do a.''


 
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==General==
*Sock puppets are a Perplex City mainstay -- [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sock_puppet in the "a sock over a hand" sense of the word]. Meet some of the gang:

<gallery>
Image:Herbert.jpg|Herbert the [[Receda's Revenge]] Dragon first made his appearance at [[PCAG London]]. He now resides in South London.
Image:Harold.jpg|Harold is Herbert's cousin. He lives with Chippy
Image:Terry.jpg|Terry, a [[tretretretre]]!
Image:Esme.jpg|Esme Henrietta is Herbert's sister. She enjoys beaches and travelling. She lives with Tally.
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The San Francisco Connection: Unsolved Questions

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==Set 6==
41212 7-7-10-7-5-3-2: message from III

120037 Someone known to occasionally rest on their Laurel caught a cab, but what number was it? Reach out and make friends with an imaginary, dramatised version in the usual places to discover the keyword...

253984 Have the last word, carry a Scrabble Dictionary. (The massive hardback one, of course!)

325248 Where can you find the Bunny comic by Len? (Omit any http://www. nonsense)

331604 Where it all started? Where it all aligned? Notlong now...

404539 Perplexing postcard in Parisian Landmark by Mr Hayes and include what? (Drop the quote marks.)

440350 Afar Tzar, Flak Ink. When does breakfast arrive? (Use 24hr clock, no punctuation, eg: 0645 for 6.45am)

448978 In great Jeapordy, under great pressure, stay quiet like this, kid...

492932 To-don'ts: make it bad, be afraid, carry world upon shoulders, ???

494320 The first ever photo tagged Perplex City was (allegedly!) uploaded to Flickr on what date? (ddmmyyyy)

599226 To-don'ts: make it bad, be afraid, carry world upon shoulders, ???

603188 Not a whorl nor a shawl but close to both... You got bokojifogufre?

647163 Freaky, grim science, Classroom A, first 9?

667271 What animal lurks among the pages of the Midpoints Paladin?

706068 Death of Garfield Mystery revealed: Scary strips for ........ ?

751567 What comes next - Velleity, Deliquesce, Volacious, ???

760768 When the 49ers beat the Jets in 1985, what was colour was the Golden Gate Bridge?

874243 Those tasty bookmarks... ELABORATE/MOMBASSA/VITRO

896734 In your grizzly get up / polar attire / black costume / etc, what base would you get married in?

898143 In great Jeapordy, under great pressure, stay quiet like this, kid...

918075 What do you get if you add up the cards on the front of a Perplex City CDU?

930346 You're the constant now, E! Bottom row. Last four digits.

933786 What's next?
happy solving and hunting :)
But they're all quadrilaterals!
the launch i take it?
Once I get my last couple silvers, I'm holding a large contest to give all my spares away.
???

962730 Hemispheres for 24 hours. Who was fishing in Oxford? (Just the first name, please!)

963066 Primarily 21379333977, but what are the next five digits
Championship?

==Set 5==
37526 Hemispheres for 24 hours. Who was fishing in Oxford? (Just the first name, please!)

87896 Green yellow purple red blue yellow blue red purple green... what three colours come next? (Enter like: red orange silver)

94400 7 = 10004513, and 19 = 339642, but let's not lose 36...

175150 If it's not new, it's not - americas, 4776449, what animal? (Singular, not plural.)

199431 16/08/06. lifelife. who's playing?

240661 Aid Kiwi EP: 1,000,000

388781 Segue. Acclimate. Asseverate. Slugabed. What comes next?

394893 What is hell, according to Salt Choir Users?

456907 KXZ NTFD VSTPV TPQ XF SKQ XLSVBUQ XI SKQ NTCBE VKXJ BF FQXJBT EQFSPTW?

479004 Not to be confused with the two words the other way round, [snip]645104[/snip]?

495954 Who did the motion design for perfecttimeforakitkat/139800?

540850 Make friends with PXC_magnitude+direction_gameofholdingone'sbreath@burningpost.co.uk via the expected means, and get into character. What's the codeword?

544155 What do you get if you cross [snip]ulfo[/snip] with spoons?

545019 1568983379. How much does Baru weigh? (Just put the number, eg: 7)

549958 Who's missing? acquired, hinge, love child, of/from, bold counsel

633163 After too much coffee, 0,2101,68113,00 and tell me what we face

667157 ADFGX^2. Gridapedia. FXFFX GDFXFF AAAXX XGDDD ADXFD

704418 How much did the gravitational pull of the earth change in % near Sumatra on 26/12/2004? (Just put a number, eg, 1.5)

785620 When the 49ers beat the Jets in 1985, what was colour was the Golden Gate Bridge?

815321 Which Perplex City figure possibly possesses a travelling audio technician?

865850 Battered by violent winds + Besieged by foul weather = ???

883651 Nostalgia-me-do! Insincere Dave, Mr T, and The Rappin' Snakes. What index page?

949728 What animal lurks among the pages of the Midpoints Paladin?

968678 Which store did the 1990 Darwin Award Nominee attempt to hold up on the 3rd of February?

987196 Not to be confused with the two words the other way round, [snip]645104[/snip]?

==Set 4==

29800 Where it all started? Where it all aligned? Notlong now...

80362 Who did the motion design for perfecttimeforakitkat/139800?

121471 Complete the lucky sequence, ignoring today: 2, 11, 9, 19, 33, ??

171020 In Perplex City, who is Yes, #FF0000, Prunus avium, Forestypatch?

180358 In 1916, how many dollars did the tower in San Francisco's jewels sell for, one by one?

222480 Look far into the distance for the third part of this sequence: Very, Extremely, ???

252670 How much is a yearly subscription to the Perplex City Sentinel? (Just a number, please!)

275108

288331 Take the guy who patented his own shade of blue, add the smallest composite number that is equal to the sum of its prime factors. Find their song on You Tube, and tell me how many people appear in the video?

300439 What item mysteriously appears at 8 'o' clock at Pievepelago, Lago Santo, in their circular life??

337788 Missing digits? 2?1?4?4?4?4?4?5?0?5?3?1? (Just enter them as a number string.)

341020 What was the tariff per night for a double room at the Park Hyatt, Tokyo in Lost in Translation? (Just type a number, like 199)

379126 1981

407296 Afar Tzar, Flak Ink. When does breakfast arrive? (Use 24hr clock, no punctuation, eg: 0645 for 6.45am)

428563

454000 Sheena, Judy, and whO?

499464 After too much coffee, 0,2101,68113,00 and tell me what we face

508157 In which Sean Connery film was the star 37 years older than his on screen love interest?

512834 What is the next number in the sequence? 1, 11, 21, 1211, 111221 ...

538787 What microwaveable meal makes the perfect disgusie for depressed lupines?

589082 Which store did the 1990 Darwin Award Nominee attempt to hold up on the 3rd of February?

598741 What puzzlecard has recieved the following wrong answers: Some things are better left unsolved, Las Vegas, death?(Give the three digit code)

696070 VERBOSE/UMBRELLA/REDACTED

732223 .lubdxg rliilu slfc skgn .dvg nzuc dzf.h?

752535 .lubdxg rliilu slfc skgn .dvg nzuc dzf.h?

792857 Unlikely romance: Lara Croft and Simon Pegg share a special day together...

815481 Who is Sente Kiteway's assistant?

843027 Weigh up this sequence and float to the end: TF, F, T, S, W...?

954517 The first ever photo tagged Perplex City was (allegedly!) uploaded to Flickr on what date? (ddmmyyyy)

969596 Golden Rotation: XNBB LHWCMZ JSVMB RMBB?

974919 Great Perplexations - What does n equal?

==Set 3==

69852 1568983379. How much does Baru weigh? (Just put the number, eg: 7)

84171 Mobile Air. A suffix? The number who joined the hunt at the beginning. Don't type, as you tell any one who'll listen that you feel ignored... how big?

229637 Not sabotaged, but missed... 51.510772,-0.113769. 08/08/08. Which way?

312397 In Perplex City, who is Yes, #FF0000, Prunus avium, Forestypatch?

387555 What is the name of the LiveJournal mascot?

452296 Who is the original DC Insect Queen?

455337 Fortunately nobody has fired Violet or Kurt for their blogs yet, but what's the phenomenon called? (Past tense, eg: sacked)

462603 And from what postcode did he escape?

465318 Translucently-haired would-be litigator question special: what score does Elle get on her LSATs?

521455 Everyone knows that blimps are the new helicopters. But how big is a flying Skyacht? (just put a number, eg: 123456 not 123,456cm^2)

552470 Which AOL user has been taking revenge on her ex?

552527 In what (Perplexian) year was the Receda Cube stolen?

558175 What animal is associated with applause, a sandwich filling, a TLD and a term of encouragement for the Biffy?

596909 Be alert to the end of this sequence: Elmo, Ernie, Bert, Cookie Monster, ???

605019 Which was the middle/nick name of the drummer who died in a bizarre gardening accident?

653699 one sentence is from this word

657996 Which puzzlecard has recieved the following wrong answers: Volcano, EAVADVGTZYCK, man smoking a joint? (Give the three digit code)

658336 Unlikely romance: Lara Croft and Simon Pegg share a special day together...

681795 When 2+2=5, how do you spell easy peasy?

694459 What was the tariff per night for a double room at the Park Hyatt, Tokyo in Lost in Translation? (Just type a number, like 199)

711267 What's the Kiwi equivalent of Anytown?

715827 124-22-125-46-345

766723 What dimension is Mister Mxyzptlk from?

789657 A book like http://www.vmi.edu/archives/Civil_War/painting.html and V = Energy so X = ??

821607 Aid Kiwi EP: 1,000,000

855765 What starsign is Scarlett?

904428 What is hell, according to Salt Choir Users?

911365 Not broken, but missed... Red Dress. 40.759448,-73.979466. 07/08/08. Say what?

968744 How many Lecks are equivalent to Â£1, $1.8 and 1.4 Euros?

970224 VERBOSE/UMBRELLA/REDACTED

==Set 2==

Apparently all solved

==Set 1==

42862 ADFGX^2. Gridapedia. FXFFX GDFXFF AAAXX XGDDD ADXFD

56053 What do you get if you add up the cards on the front of a Perplex City CDU?

103591 What is the full real name of C10H10's namesake?

124330 What city has an unusual propensity for unclaimed lottery wins?

211509 Perplexing postcard in Parisian Landmark by Mr Hayes and include what? (Drop the quote marks.)

298128 Title: 0749934069

300971 At what hotel did the ICDISS hold an apparently non-existent conference? (Just the name, eg: Karma, not Karma Hotel)

303909 How many years has it been since the official introduction of the 2-day weekend in the USA?

325352 What was the nationality of the man who died this Tuesday attempting to open a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer?

329206 What place-name links London, Sydney, Chicago and Boston?

352711 Green yellow purple red blue yellow blue red purple green... what three colours come next? (Enter like: red orange silver)

371557 What shape is carved into TS Andy's headboard?

372452 October 11, 1968. July 16, 1969. April 11, 1970. Final date? (Enter ddmmyyyy, eg: 22031942 for 22nd March 1942)

404874 SQUARESQUARESQUARESQUARE. The one about the quick brown fox. The one with the blowzy night-frumps. YN UP BE OT PX IV IL EC. Skip the queue, as usual.

442697 Which Perplex City figure possibly possesses a travelling audio technician?

482974 October 11, 1968. July 16, 1969. April 11, 1970. Final date? (Enter ddmmyyyy, eg: 22031942 for 22nd March 1942)

508949 Justin Gignac sells items that come signed and individually numbered... what's the number used on the example on his website?

520452 An enigmatic auction. Find the seller who's name is based on a bizzare piece of Harry Potter merchandise and find the keyword...

524968 What are the next two letters in this series: A E F H I K L M ?

573054 What do you get if you add up all the numbers in Golddigger by Kanye West?

589182 How many km^2 is the cauldron of #FFFF00 B0000YHJMS? (Just put the number, eg: 2341)

590542 Sheena, Judy, and whO?

688743 How many millions did ROgers Communications Inc pay for a comma?

696045 Golden Rotation: XNBB LHWCMZ JSVMB RMBB?

732239 What do you get if you cross [snip]ulfo[/snip] with spoons?

733692 Have the last word, carry a Scrabble Dictionary. (The massive hardback one, of course!)

742161 If it's not new, it's not - americas, 4776449, what animal? (Singular, not plural.)

774834 Head for the kind of site that might flash on and off really quickly. Track down the piratical chap knwon as 45448482, with the usual suffix. Find 210054219. What's the 7-letter word for this phenomenon?

785807 According to the 38.032679,-78.505597, who is the centre of 34.099297,-118.324814?

813749 In what year was Wikipedia started?

822740 How much bling is there when you cross an MTV show with the opposite to a musical Guy?

859760 Not broken, but missed... Red Dress. 40.759448,-73.979466. 07/08/08. Say what?

875556 Not sabotaged, but missed... 51.510772,-0.113769. 08/08/08. Which way?

891300 SQUARESQUARESQUARESQUARE. The one about the quick brown fox. The one with the blowzy night-frumps. YN UP BE OT PX IV IL EC. Skip the queue, as usual.

894184 How many km^2 is the cauldron of #FFFF00 B0000YHJMS? (Just put the number, eg: 2341)

916079 Not a whorl nor a shawl but close to both... You got bokojifogufre?

929601 What comes next - bondai, UFMacavity, majcher, izuzu27, ???

958363 What's next? happy solving and hunting But they're all quadrilaterals! the launch i take it? Once I get my last couple silvers, I'm holding a large contest to give all my spares away. ???

992276 What city has an unusual propensity for unclaimed lottery wins?

995195 How many millions did ROgers Communications Inc pay for a comma?

999436 Need a sharp young thing to keep the SF datalink ticking over smoothly. Find the job ad (check them all, OK?) and you'll find the keyword...

Talk:Puzzle card symbols

2006-08-09T22:25:05Z

Spugmeistress:

i added the 'not exhaustive' disclaimer at the request of some of the people in #syzygy who didn't have log-ins - to be honest i have no idea whether it is or not so if someone could confirm this then please feel free to take the note off again!

also - i know yembles was working on a list of risk chars/dice cards - is this also going on the same page?

rach =)

Puzzle card symbols

2006-08-09T22:08:48Z

Spugmeistress: /* Cards With Strange Shapes */ NB not exhaustive and link

== General ==
Some of the [[Puzzle Cards]] have faint playing card symbols, risk soldiers, dice, number strings, and obscure shapes on them.

==Playing Cards and Large Letters==
Each card with a playing symbol also has part of a letter faintly printed over the card in a slab-serif font, and it's anticipated that arranging all the playing symbol cards in order will eventually depict the whole message. All symbols appear on cards with prime numbers. 54 Prime numbers under 256 are as follows:

2 3 5 7 11 13 17 19 23 29 31 37 41 43 47 53 59 61 67 71 73 79 83 89 97 101 103 107 109 113 127 131 137 139 149 151 157 163 167 173 179 181 191 193 197 199 211 223 227 229 233 239 241 251

=== Chart of cards with letters ===

Note the groupings of playing card symbols goes Club-Diamond-Heart-Spade, from Ace to 2 (ace high), forming 13 sets of 3 letters.

[[Image:Letters-on-the-cards-thumb.jpg|right]]

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This appears to be correct, tho pieces are missing, and it doesnt make an awful lot of sense at the moment.

:'''/IST/OLE/THE/CUB/EHE/LPM/ECO/MBE/DTH/UND/ERC/LAP/.../'''

The apparent message reads:
:'''I stole [[the Cube]]. Help me. Combed Thunderclap.'''

=== Cards which are part of this collection ===

 {{Card|002|Designer Flakes}} 8 of Spades
 {{Card|003|Earth, Sea, and Moon}} 7 of Clubs
 {{Card|005|Out on a Limb}} 7 of Hearts
 {{Card|007|Aromarama}} 6 of Clubs
 {{Card|011|Revelation}} Q of Clubs
 {{Card|013|Sphinx}} 8 of Diamonds
 {{Card|017|Easy as...}} A of Spades
 {{Card|019|Magic Numbers}} J of Clubs
 {{Card|023|Pack'0'Stars}} K of Spades
 {{Card|029|Beware the Puzzle Monsters}} 7 of Diamonds
 {{Card|031|St. Ives}} 7 of Spades
 {{Card|037|Muscae Volitantes}} 6 of Diamonds
 {{Card|041|Whipsmart Wordsearch}} 9 of Diamonds
 {{Card|043|Bookworm}} J of Spades
 {{Card|047|Opposites Attract}} 9 of clubs
 {{Card|053|Etaion Schrlu}} K of Diamonds
 {{Card|059|Urban Myths}} Q of Spades
 {{Card|061|Ticket to Ride}} 5 of Clubs
 {{Card|067|Popcorn}} 6 of Hearts
 {{Card|071|Discovery}} 6 of Spades
 {{Card|073|Animal Magic}} 8 of Hearts
 {{Card|079|Strange loops}} 10 of Clubs
 {{Card|083|Pawnbroking}} A of Diamonds
 {{Card|089|Forever Foe}} 8 of Clubs
 {{Card|097|419 Scam}} 5 of Diamonds
 {{Card|101|Petals around the Rose}} 5 spades
 {{Card|103|Sudoku}} 4 of Clubs
 {{Card|107|Blockword}} J of Diamonds
 {{Card|109|Infinite Series}} 9 of Hearts
 {{Card|113|A Capital Idea}} K of Clubs
 {{Card|127|Card House}} 5 of Hearts
 {{Card|131|Detail}} 4 of Diamonds
 {{Card|137|Sub Rosa}} Q of Diamonds
 {{Card|139|This Sentence is False}} 9 of Spades
 {{Card|149|Complex Basic}} Q of Hearts
 {{Card|151|Crazy Talk}} A of Hearts
 {{Card|157|International Superhits}} 3 of Diamonds
 {{Card|163|Domino Dilemma}} 4 of Hearts
 {{Card|167|Circular}} 4 spades
 {{Card|173|The 14-15 Puzzle}} K of Hearts
 {{Card|179|By Another Name}} 10 of Hearts
 {{Card|181|Down,A,B,Up,Up,Right}} 10 of Diamonds
 {{Card|191|My Dear Watson}} 3 of Spades
 {{Card|193|Three Thousand Words}} 3 of Clubs
 {{Card|197|Linguini Junction}} 3 of Hearts
 {{Card|199|Three}} 2 of Clubs
 {{Card|211|Molecular}} A of Clubs
 {{Card|223|Secret Location}} Joker
 {{Card|227|NAND}} 2 of Diamonds
 {{Card|229|Ball Night}} 2 of Hearts '''(needs checking)'''
 {{Card|233|The Earth's Destiny}} 2 of Spades ''(by elimination - it's the only card left)''
 {{Card|239|Persian}} Joker
 {{Card|241|T-L-P}} 10 of Spades
 {{Card|251|The Thirteenth Labour}} J of Hearts

== Cards With Strange Shapes ==

Note: This list is still in the process of being collated - may not be exhaustive
Please see http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=16138 for current discussion

{{Card|29|Beware the Puzzle Monsters}} [[Image:029shape.png]]

{{Card|63|The Next Generation}} [[Image:063shape.png]]

{{Card|94|Prime Rhyme Crime}} [[Image:094shape.png]]

{{Card|96|Castle in The Sky}} [[Image:096shape.png]]

{{Card|136|Bling Bunny}} [[Image:136shape.png]]

{{Card|188|Hybridization}} [[Image:188shape.png]]

{{Card|191|My Dear Watson}} [[Image:191shape.png]]

{{Card|192|Pronunciation}} [[Image:192shape.png]]

{{Card|218|The World}} [[Image:218shape.png]]

{{Card|235|Circuitous}} [[Image:235shape.png]]

{{Card|237|Roaming Identity}} [[Image:237shape.png]]

{{Card|250|Manoeuvers}} [[Image:250shape.png]]

{{Card|253|Sightseeing}} [[Image:253shape.png]]

== Cards With Number Strings ==

{{Card|029|Beware the Puzzle Monsters}} 1-14443432.5-3 and 3-232.52.51.5-1

{{Card|040|Baby On Board}} 2-11444414412-3 and 1-1144144414432.5-4

{{Card|058|Breaking And Entering}} 2-21122214-4 and 4-23232.534334-1

{{Card|060|Celebration}} 1-414141414144144441-1 and 4-44444444111111111114-3

{{Card|063|The Next Generation}} 3-34-1 and 2-414441141-1

{{Card|090|Also Known As}} 4-4444444443.5-1 and 3-433333334-2

{{Card|094|Prime Rhyme Crime}} 2-4111111441-2 and 1-1114112321-1 (vertical)

{{Card|096|Castle In The Sky}} 1-222233332-4 and 3-44411414441444112.5-4

{{Card|136|Bling Bunny}} 3-2333234-1 and 4-143334-3 (vertical)

{{Card|156|Going Dotty}} 2-111221111112-4 and 2-2232-4 (vertical)

{{Card|188|Hybridization}} 4-11122221412234-2 and 2-21121111221-4

{{Card|191|My Dear Watson}} 2-11444444444411111111444-2 and 1-344411444443-1

{{Card|192|Pronunciation}} 3-3333322333332-4 and 1-444444114411112-1

{{Card|203|Ecliptic}} 4-33223333234-4 and 3-11144144144443-3 (vertical)

{{Card|218|The World}} 2-4444433333323-2 and 1-44334-3

{{Card|222|Instigator}} 4-1414411122-2 and 3-34433333432-4 (vertical)

{{Card|235|Circuitous}} 1-4444444434444444444443-4 and 4-222233332222.5-1

{{Card|236|Swarms}} 4-4333223323-3 and 3-2112223-2

{{Card|237|Roaming Identity}} 3-3333334433334-1 and 2-1222323-2 (vertical)

{{Card|250|Manoeuvers}} 4-332233333333332-1 and 1-343-2

{{Card|253|Sightseeing}} 1-1111211112-4 and 2-111114441114114-1

{{CardCat}}

Leaked E-mails

2006-08-02T01:30:05Z

Spugmeistress: /* <blank subject> (V's Chance) */ header

On Wednesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

Wave 4 cards appear to have new e-mails associated with solving a set of cards. These e-mails start with an error message like the following.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">f90fmvvc9m239v-2;23f-000112academail 
criticalerror1037 
error502-authconflict 
error503-redirect 
f098431290fdhandovermcd</div>

=The E-mails=

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.
__TOC__

==SFC (Senior Fellows Meet with Sente)==
--------------

===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==(blank subject) Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

[[V]].

==(blank subject) Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Party Arrangements (Violet Kiteway sick on Ball night)==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

==Don't worry about him (Garnet is in a strop with Tippy)==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.15pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.15pm 

Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

===11 Mar 2005 3.20pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.20pm 

Maybe you should send Von under there to scout it out first. He's expendable. 

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===
''Note: Given the progression of dialogue, I think whoever put in this entry copied the 3.18 entry, changed the body of the email, but forgot to change the date to the appropriate time. Please change this to the appropriate time if you have the original email and can confirm this.''

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm 

No, I need him as my food taster. 

==Favour... (Scarlett wants a favour)==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed her embroidered bag and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Quick check (Anna & Kurt talk Sanskrit)==
--------------
''note: the timing in this conversation seems confusing. hopefully more emails will clarify it, but there is a chance that the time stamp on one or more emails is incorrect.
''

===18 Apr. 2005 11.54am===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 11.54am

Could you take a look at the attached? My Sanskrit isn't what it should be :)

Thanks.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 12.36pm

No problem. It's all fine except for the fourth line: you might want to
change 'gardabhanda' to 'gardabharatha'. Really. I think you should.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm

Your Sanskrit's safe with me. :)

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to [[Sente Kiteway|S]].

==(blank subject) V & V's boss re: Holyoke murder==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Protocol (Henrik Tanner / Garnet)==
--------------

===1 June 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 12.36pm 

I'm concerned that you allowed a journalist into your office. If a
member of the public needs only a press pass to enter the Head of
Security's inner sanctum, why upgrade all the Academy's k-locks?

You must not allow the media spotlight to dazzle you. Focus on the job.

===1 June 2005 1.04pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.04pm 

Garnet,

I appreciate your advice as a fellow professional. But remember the boundaries of your jurisdiction here.

===1 June 2005 1.44pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.44pm 

This is no time for marking your territory. There are greater issues at stake, as you know. Accept the advice in the spirit it was given.

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==A proposal (Isaac invites Anna to a recital.)==
--------------

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

===1 June 2005 4.47pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.47pm

Isaac, behave.

(I'll ask.)

===2 June 2005 9.43pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 2 June 2005 9.43pm

Good news - Carl is happy to stay at home on Thursday. (He's not really a fugue man anyway.)

It's about time we caught up. Maybe we can have a glass of Tokay before the recital and set the world to rights. See you at the library around 6pm?

Thanks for giving me an excuse.

==Tea (Sanjean invites Vi & Scarlett for tea)==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Confidential matter (Sente Calls Anna, urgently, re: Aiko)==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Psst (Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook)==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Tonight (Kurt is NOT dating Violet!)==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Morning after (Camaraderie with Garnet & Caine)==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrect. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Pix! (Scarlett reports from Tanraga)==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Yellow/I would say (Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery)==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Coffee (Von is Tippy's coffee bitch)==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==(blank subject/Apologies) Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

[[Patrick Azadian|P]] -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - [[Sente Kiteway|S]] is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Briefing this afternoon (Sente conscripts Lyssa)==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

[[Lyssa Ling|Lyssa]] -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler (...wars)==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tonite/Tonight/Tonite!!! (Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces)==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]]

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]].

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]]? [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Ugh (Isaac's been sliming over Violet)==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

[[Violet Kiteway|Vi]]

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Gossip (Tippy's Anguish)==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's [[Sentinel]], right? If not, go and look right now.

:::'''''([http://pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/03/serena_helix_se.html link])'''''

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.45am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.45am 

OMG! That's awful. She must feel terrible. Do you think we should, you know, go in and talk to her?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.46am 

I don't think that'd be the best idea.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, [[Von Lubik|Von]]. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure [[Tippy Ankron|Tips]] will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Confidential (Meanwhile . . .) ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.22am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Oh, *le sigh* things are difficult.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.23am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.23am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are things difficult?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.30am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.30am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Well, I guess they're jealous of me...

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow. 

==Mining Operations (Sente's sneaky plan)==
--------------

===12 May 2006 3.22pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.22pm 

Good news to report, sir. We've finally achieved a good accretion rate for the material, and we should be able to amass the desired concentration by sometime toward the end of the month. If all goes well, this means we should be able to begin trials of the device by mid-June. Provided, of course, that we get those last bits of gear you keep promising. 

===12 May 2006 3.33pm===

From: [[Lara Feldenbrandt]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.33pm 

I'll be overseeing the initial tests myself, sir. I'll make sure you're notified of every development immediately. 

===12 May 2006 3.40pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: Lara Feldenbrandt 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.40pm 

Be careful. There's no telling what, precisely, is going to happen. 
 

===12 May 2006 3.46pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.46pm 

I will be, sir, don't worry. Though if ever there were a just cause for risking your life, this would be it. 

-----------------------------------------

==Names (Anna was pregnant?!)==
--------------

===6 June 2006 08.13am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Fleming Heath]] 
Subject: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.13am 

What do you think about Ada this time? Or Hannah? Or Robert, so we can use Bob?

===6 June 2006 08.18am===

From: [[Fleming Heath]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.18am 

I think it's early days yet, and we still have a lot of time to talk it over. :) 

==Wave 4 Cards (Sente vs. Mind Candy)==
--------------
===20 July 2006 10.38am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.38am 

We've been doing a QA assessment of the Wave 4 cards now that they're printed, and we've noticed a lot of unusual markings on them. They don't seem to be integrated into the card designs, and now we're wondering if there was a problem on your end, or is this intentional?

===20 July 2006 10.53am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.53am 

What do you mean by 'unusual markings'?

===20 July 2006 11.15am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.15am 

I've sent over a few images of the printed cards. It's pretty obvious what I'm talking about.

===20 July 2006 11.58am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.58am 

This is clearly a problem on your end. Perhaps you should evaluate your production process. 

===20 July 2006 12.0pam===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 12.0pam ''(note strange timestamping error - maybe pxc doesnt understand noon?)'' 

Clearly *not* a problem on my end. We've already looked and the cards are absolutely true to the designs you sent over. If you don't believe me, check your transmissions yourself. 

===20 July 2006 12.05pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 12.05pm 

We need to have a meeting. We have reason to suspect the cards have been tampered with, and I want to know who, and how, and why. Be in my office by 2.

===21 July 2006 9.41am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 9.41am 

I've been reviewing all of our procedures, and I can't find any red flags at all. You're right, though, this wasn't a case of transmission corruption, as we do see evidence of this same tampering in our finals, though not in any of the earlier versions at all. I've checked back and seen some differences in the finals from the previous waves, as well. It must have slipped our notice before. I'm gravely concerned about what this could mean.

===21 July 2006 9.48am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 09.48am 

Well? What's going on?

===21 July 2006 5.38pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.38pm 

We're checking into this matter. I'll let you know how to proceed once we've decided. 

===21 July 2006 5.47pm===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Naomi Alderman]], [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.47pm 

Can you believe this? They pretty obviously screwed up something fierce somewhere on their side and when we pointed out it couldn't be production problems and our fault, they go radio silent. Typical. They're always on about how very superior and intellectual they are, but you know S wouldn't last a week at Cambridge or Oxford.

And at least we don't celebrate holidays based on the mystical properties of the divine right angle. 

===21 July 2006 5.47pm===

From: [[Naomi Alderman]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.47pm 

You sure know how to make friends, Adrian. Don't worry, I'll help you clear your desk out... 

===21 July 2006 5.53pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Naomi Alderman]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.53pm 

I'll give you until tomorrow morning to find a way to apologise to me for this. 

==(blank subject) V's Chance==
--------------
===23 July 2006 9.44pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.44pm 

Will everything be ready in time or no? 

V. 

===23 July 2006 9.49pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.49pm 

Don't worry, it's under control. There's no way we'll miss our big date. 

===23 July 2006 9.57pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.57pm 

I hope your confidence is merited. 

V.

===23 July 2006 10.02pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.02pm 

I've never let you down before, and I'm not going to start now. Remember, we have plenty of time left.

===23 July 2006 10.04pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.04pm 

That may be so, but I dislike cutting it so close. A chance like this may not come again. 

V.

Leaked E-mails

2006-08-02T01:28:15Z

Spugmeistress: /* V's Chance */ subject header

On Wednesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

Wave 4 cards appear to have new e-mails associated with solving a set of cards. These e-mails start with an error message like the following.

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=The E-mails=

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.
__TOC__

==SFC (Senior Fellows Meet with Sente)==
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===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==(blank subject) Super Sneaky!==
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===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

[[V]].

==(blank subject) Sneaky!==
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===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Party Arrangements (Violet Kiteway sick on Ball night)==
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===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

==Don't worry about him (Garnet is in a strop with Tippy)==
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===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.15pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.15pm 

Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

===11 Mar 2005 3.20pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.20pm 

Maybe you should send Von under there to scout it out first. He's expendable. 

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===
''Note: Given the progression of dialogue, I think whoever put in this entry copied the 3.18 entry, changed the body of the email, but forgot to change the date to the appropriate time. Please change this to the appropriate time if you have the original email and can confirm this.''

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm 

No, I need him as my food taster. 

==Favour... (Scarlett wants a favour)==
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===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed her embroidered bag and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Quick check (Anna & Kurt talk Sanskrit)==
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''note: the timing in this conversation seems confusing. hopefully more emails will clarify it, but there is a chance that the time stamp on one or more emails is incorrect.
''

===18 Apr. 2005 11.54am===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 11.54am

Could you take a look at the attached? My Sanskrit isn't what it should be :)

Thanks.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 12.36pm

No problem. It's all fine except for the fourth line: you might want to
change 'gardabhanda' to 'gardabharatha'. Really. I think you should.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm

Your Sanskrit's safe with me. :)

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to [[Sente Kiteway|S]].

==(blank subject) V & V's boss re: Holyoke murder==
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===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Protocol (Henrik Tanner / Garnet)==
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===1 June 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 12.36pm 

I'm concerned that you allowed a journalist into your office. If a
member of the public needs only a press pass to enter the Head of
Security's inner sanctum, why upgrade all the Academy's k-locks?

You must not allow the media spotlight to dazzle you. Focus on the job.

===1 June 2005 1.04pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.04pm 

Garnet,

I appreciate your advice as a fellow professional. But remember the boundaries of your jurisdiction here.

===1 June 2005 1.44pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.44pm 

This is no time for marking your territory. There are greater issues at stake, as you know. Accept the advice in the spirit it was given.

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==A proposal (Isaac invites Anna to a recital.)==
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===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

===1 June 2005 4.47pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.47pm

Isaac, behave.

(I'll ask.)

===2 June 2005 9.43pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 2 June 2005 9.43pm

Good news - Carl is happy to stay at home on Thursday. (He's not really a fugue man anyway.)

It's about time we caught up. Maybe we can have a glass of Tokay before the recital and set the world to rights. See you at the library around 6pm?

Thanks for giving me an excuse.

==Tea (Sanjean invites Vi & Scarlett for tea)==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Confidential matter (Sente Calls Anna, urgently, re: Aiko)==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Psst (Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook)==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Tonight (Kurt is NOT dating Violet!)==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Morning after (Camaraderie with Garnet & Caine)==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrect. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Pix! (Scarlett reports from Tanraga)==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Yellow/I would say (Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery)==
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===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Coffee (Von is Tippy's coffee bitch)==
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===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==(blank subject/Apologies) Laundry List==
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===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

[[Patrick Azadian|P]] -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - [[Sente Kiteway|S]] is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Briefing this afternoon (Sente conscripts Lyssa)==
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===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

[[Lyssa Ling|Lyssa]] -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler (...wars)==
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===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tonite/Tonight/Tonite!!! (Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces)==
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===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]]

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]].

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]]? [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Ugh (Isaac's been sliming over Violet)==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

[[Violet Kiteway|Vi]]

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Gossip (Tippy's Anguish)==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's [[Sentinel]], right? If not, go and look right now.

:::'''''([http://pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/03/serena_helix_se.html link])'''''

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.45am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.45am 

OMG! That's awful. She must feel terrible. Do you think we should, you know, go in and talk to her?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.46am 

I don't think that'd be the best idea.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, [[Von Lubik|Von]]. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure [[Tippy Ankron|Tips]] will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Confidential (Meanwhile . . .) ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.22am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Oh, *le sigh* things are difficult.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.23am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.23am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are things difficult?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.30am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.30am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Well, I guess they're jealous of me...

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow. 

==Mining Operations (Sente's sneaky plan)==
--------------

===12 May 2006 3.22pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.22pm 

Good news to report, sir. We've finally achieved a good accretion rate for the material, and we should be able to amass the desired concentration by sometime toward the end of the month. If all goes well, this means we should be able to begin trials of the device by mid-June. Provided, of course, that we get those last bits of gear you keep promising. 

===12 May 2006 3.33pm===

From: [[Lara Feldenbrandt]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.33pm 

I'll be overseeing the initial tests myself, sir. I'll make sure you're notified of every development immediately. 

===12 May 2006 3.40pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: Lara Feldenbrandt 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.40pm 

Be careful. There's no telling what, precisely, is going to happen. 
 

===12 May 2006 3.46pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.46pm 

I will be, sir, don't worry. Though if ever there were a just cause for risking your life, this would be it. 

-----------------------------------------

==Names (Anna was pregnant?!)==
--------------

===6 June 2006 08.13am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Fleming Heath]] 
Subject: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.13am 

What do you think about Ada this time? Or Hannah? Or Robert, so we can use Bob?

===6 June 2006 08.18am===

From: [[Fleming Heath]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.18am 

I think it's early days yet, and we still have a lot of time to talk it over. :) 

==Wave 4 Cards (Sente vs. Mind Candy)==
--------------
===20 July 2006 10.38am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.38am 

We've been doing a QA assessment of the Wave 4 cards now that they're printed, and we've noticed a lot of unusual markings on them. They don't seem to be integrated into the card designs, and now we're wondering if there was a problem on your end, or is this intentional?

===20 July 2006 10.53am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.53am 

What do you mean by 'unusual markings'?

===20 July 2006 11.15am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.15am 

I've sent over a few images of the printed cards. It's pretty obvious what I'm talking about.

===20 July 2006 11.58am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.58am 

This is clearly a problem on your end. Perhaps you should evaluate your production process. 

===20 July 2006 12.0pam===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 12.0pam ''(note strange timestamping error - maybe pxc doesnt understand noon?)'' 

Clearly *not* a problem on my end. We've already looked and the cards are absolutely true to the designs you sent over. If you don't believe me, check your transmissions yourself. 

===20 July 2006 12.05pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 12.05pm 

We need to have a meeting. We have reason to suspect the cards have been tampered with, and I want to know who, and how, and why. Be in my office by 2.

===21 July 2006 9.41am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 9.41am 

I've been reviewing all of our procedures, and I can't find any red flags at all. You're right, though, this wasn't a case of transmission corruption, as we do see evidence of this same tampering in our finals, though not in any of the earlier versions at all. I've checked back and seen some differences in the finals from the previous waves, as well. It must have slipped our notice before. I'm gravely concerned about what this could mean.

===21 July 2006 9.48am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 09.48am 

Well? What's going on?

===21 July 2006 5.38pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.38pm 

We're checking into this matter. I'll let you know how to proceed once we've decided. 

===21 July 2006 5.47pm===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Naomi Alderman]], [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.47pm 

Can you believe this? They pretty obviously screwed up something fierce somewhere on their side and when we pointed out it couldn't be production problems and our fault, they go radio silent. Typical. They're always on about how very superior and intellectual they are, but you know S wouldn't last a week at Cambridge or Oxford.

And at least we don't celebrate holidays based on the mystical properties of the divine right angle. 

===21 July 2006 5.47pm===

From: [[Naomi Alderman]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.47pm 

You sure know how to make friends, Adrian. Don't worry, I'll help you clear your desk out... 

===21 July 2006 5.53pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Naomi Alderman]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.53pm 

I'll give you until tomorrow morning to find a way to apologise to me for this. 

==<blank subject> (V's Chance)==
--------------
===23 July 2006 9.44pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.44pm 

Will everything be ready in time or no? 

V. 

===23 July 2006 9.49pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.49pm 

Don't worry, it's under control. There's no way we'll miss our big date. 

===23 July 2006 9.57pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.57pm 

I hope your confidence is merited. 

V.

===23 July 2006 10.02pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.02pm 

I've never let you down before, and I'm not going to start now. Remember, we have plenty of time left.

===23 July 2006 10.04pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.04pm 

That may be so, but I dislike cutting it so close. A chance like this may not come again. 

V.

Leaked E-mails

2006-08-02T01:27:10Z

Spugmeistress: /* 20 July 2006 12.0pam */ added br's

On Wednesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

Wave 4 cards appear to have new e-mails associated with solving a set of cards. These e-mails start with an error message like the following.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">f90fmvvc9m239v-2;23f-000112academail 
criticalerror1037 
error502-authconflict 
error503-redirect 
f098431290fdhandovermcd</div>

=The E-mails=

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.
__TOC__

==SFC (Senior Fellows Meet with Sente)==
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===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==(blank subject) Super Sneaky!==
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===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

[[V]].

==(blank subject) Sneaky!==
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===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Party Arrangements (Violet Kiteway sick on Ball night)==
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===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

==Don't worry about him (Garnet is in a strop with Tippy)==
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===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.15pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.15pm 

Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

===11 Mar 2005 3.20pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.20pm 

Maybe you should send Von under there to scout it out first. He's expendable. 

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===
''Note: Given the progression of dialogue, I think whoever put in this entry copied the 3.18 entry, changed the body of the email, but forgot to change the date to the appropriate time. Please change this to the appropriate time if you have the original email and can confirm this.''

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm 

No, I need him as my food taster. 

==Favour... (Scarlett wants a favour)==
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===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed her embroidered bag and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Quick check (Anna & Kurt talk Sanskrit)==
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''note: the timing in this conversation seems confusing. hopefully more emails will clarify it, but there is a chance that the time stamp on one or more emails is incorrect.
''

===18 Apr. 2005 11.54am===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 11.54am

Could you take a look at the attached? My Sanskrit isn't what it should be :)

Thanks.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 12.36pm

No problem. It's all fine except for the fourth line: you might want to
change 'gardabhanda' to 'gardabharatha'. Really. I think you should.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm

Your Sanskrit's safe with me. :)

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to [[Sente Kiteway|S]].

==(blank subject) V & V's boss re: Holyoke murder==
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===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Protocol (Henrik Tanner / Garnet)==
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===1 June 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 12.36pm 

I'm concerned that you allowed a journalist into your office. If a
member of the public needs only a press pass to enter the Head of
Security's inner sanctum, why upgrade all the Academy's k-locks?

You must not allow the media spotlight to dazzle you. Focus on the job.

===1 June 2005 1.04pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.04pm 

Garnet,

I appreciate your advice as a fellow professional. But remember the boundaries of your jurisdiction here.

===1 June 2005 1.44pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.44pm 

This is no time for marking your territory. There are greater issues at stake, as you know. Accept the advice in the spirit it was given.

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==A proposal (Isaac invites Anna to a recital.)==
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===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

===1 June 2005 4.47pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.47pm

Isaac, behave.

(I'll ask.)

===2 June 2005 9.43pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 2 June 2005 9.43pm

Good news - Carl is happy to stay at home on Thursday. (He's not really a fugue man anyway.)

It's about time we caught up. Maybe we can have a glass of Tokay before the recital and set the world to rights. See you at the library around 6pm?

Thanks for giving me an excuse.

==Tea (Sanjean invites Vi & Scarlett for tea)==
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===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Confidential matter (Sente Calls Anna, urgently, re: Aiko)==
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===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Psst (Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook)==
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===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Tonight (Kurt is NOT dating Violet!)==
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===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Morning after (Camaraderie with Garnet & Caine)==
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===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrect. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Pix! (Scarlett reports from Tanraga)==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Yellow/I would say (Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery)==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Coffee (Von is Tippy's coffee bitch)==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==(blank subject/Apologies) Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

[[Patrick Azadian|P]] -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - [[Sente Kiteway|S]] is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Briefing this afternoon (Sente conscripts Lyssa)==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

[[Lyssa Ling|Lyssa]] -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler (...wars)==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tonite/Tonight/Tonite!!! (Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces)==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]]

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]].

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]]? [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Ugh (Isaac's been sliming over Violet)==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

[[Violet Kiteway|Vi]]

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Gossip (Tippy's Anguish)==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's [[Sentinel]], right? If not, go and look right now.

:::'''''([http://pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/03/serena_helix_se.html link])'''''

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.45am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.45am 

OMG! That's awful. She must feel terrible. Do you think we should, you know, go in and talk to her?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.46am 

I don't think that'd be the best idea.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, [[Von Lubik|Von]]. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure [[Tippy Ankron|Tips]] will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Confidential (Meanwhile . . .) ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.22am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Oh, *le sigh* things are difficult.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.23am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.23am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are things difficult?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.30am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.30am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Well, I guess they're jealous of me...

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow. 

==Mining Operations (Sente's sneaky plan)==
--------------

===12 May 2006 3.22pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.22pm 

Good news to report, sir. We've finally achieved a good accretion rate for the material, and we should be able to amass the desired concentration by sometime toward the end of the month. If all goes well, this means we should be able to begin trials of the device by mid-June. Provided, of course, that we get those last bits of gear you keep promising. 

===12 May 2006 3.33pm===

From: [[Lara Feldenbrandt]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.33pm 

I'll be overseeing the initial tests myself, sir. I'll make sure you're notified of every development immediately. 

===12 May 2006 3.40pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: Lara Feldenbrandt 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.40pm 

Be careful. There's no telling what, precisely, is going to happen. 
 

===12 May 2006 3.46pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.46pm 

I will be, sir, don't worry. Though if ever there were a just cause for risking your life, this would be it. 

-----------------------------------------

==Names (Anna was pregnant?!)==
--------------

===6 June 2006 08.13am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Fleming Heath]] 
Subject: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.13am 

What do you think about Ada this time? Or Hannah? Or Robert, so we can use Bob?

===6 June 2006 08.18am===

From: [[Fleming Heath]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.18am 

I think it's early days yet, and we still have a lot of time to talk it over. :) 

==Wave 4 Cards (Sente vs. Mind Candy)==
--------------
===20 July 2006 10.38am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.38am 

We've been doing a QA assessment of the Wave 4 cards now that they're printed, and we've noticed a lot of unusual markings on them. They don't seem to be integrated into the card designs, and now we're wondering if there was a problem on your end, or is this intentional?

===20 July 2006 10.53am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.53am 

What do you mean by 'unusual markings'?

===20 July 2006 11.15am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.15am 

I've sent over a few images of the printed cards. It's pretty obvious what I'm talking about.

===20 July 2006 11.58am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.58am 

This is clearly a problem on your end. Perhaps you should evaluate your production process. 

===20 July 2006 12.0pam===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 12.0pam ''(note strange timestamping error - maybe pxc doesnt understand noon?)'' 

Clearly *not* a problem on my end. We've already looked and the cards are absolutely true to the designs you sent over. If you don't believe me, check your transmissions yourself. 

===20 July 2006 12.05pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 12.05pm 

We need to have a meeting. We have reason to suspect the cards have been tampered with, and I want to know who, and how, and why. Be in my office by 2.

===21 July 2006 9.41am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 9.41am 

I've been reviewing all of our procedures, and I can't find any red flags at all. You're right, though, this wasn't a case of transmission corruption, as we do see evidence of this same tampering in our finals, though not in any of the earlier versions at all. I've checked back and seen some differences in the finals from the previous waves, as well. It must have slipped our notice before. I'm gravely concerned about what this could mean.

===21 July 2006 9.48am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 09.48am 

Well? What's going on?

===21 July 2006 5.38pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.38pm 

We're checking into this matter. I'll let you know how to proceed once we've decided. 

===21 July 2006 5.47pm===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Naomi Alderman]], [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.47pm 

Can you believe this? They pretty obviously screwed up something fierce somewhere on their side and when we pointed out it couldn't be production problems and our fault, they go radio silent. Typical. They're always on about how very superior and intellectual they are, but you know S wouldn't last a week at Cambridge or Oxford.

And at least we don't celebrate holidays based on the mystical properties of the divine right angle. 

===21 July 2006 5.47pm===

From: [[Naomi Alderman]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.47pm 

You sure know how to make friends, Adrian. Don't worry, I'll help you clear your desk out... 

===21 July 2006 5.53pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Naomi Alderman]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.53pm 

I'll give you until tomorrow morning to find a way to apologise to me for this. 

==V's Chance==
--------------
===23 July 2006 9.44pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.44pm 

Will everything be ready in time or no? 

V. 

===23 July 2006 9.49pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.49pm 

Don't worry, it's under control. There's no way we'll miss our big date. 

===23 July 2006 9.57pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.57pm 

I hope your confidence is merited. 

V.

===23 July 2006 10.02pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.02pm 

I've never let you down before, and I'm not going to start now. Remember, we have plenty of time left.

===23 July 2006 10.04pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.04pm 

That may be so, but I dislike cutting it so close. A chance like this may not come again. 

V.

Leaked E-mails

2006-08-02T01:25:20Z

Spugmeistress: /* Wave 4 Cards (Sente vs. Mind Candy) */ added 20/7/06 12pam email

On Wednesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

Wave 4 cards appear to have new e-mails associated with solving a set of cards. These e-mails start with an error message like the following.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">f90fmvvc9m239v-2;23f-000112academail 
criticalerror1037 
error502-authconflict 
error503-redirect 
f098431290fdhandovermcd</div>

=The E-mails=

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.
__TOC__

==SFC (Senior Fellows Meet with Sente)==
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===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==(blank subject) Super Sneaky!==
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===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

[[V]].

==(blank subject) Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Party Arrangements (Violet Kiteway sick on Ball night)==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

==Don't worry about him (Garnet is in a strop with Tippy)==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.15pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.15pm 

Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

===11 Mar 2005 3.20pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.20pm 

Maybe you should send Von under there to scout it out first. He's expendable. 

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===
''Note: Given the progression of dialogue, I think whoever put in this entry copied the 3.18 entry, changed the body of the email, but forgot to change the date to the appropriate time. Please change this to the appropriate time if you have the original email and can confirm this.''

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm 

No, I need him as my food taster. 

==Favour... (Scarlett wants a favour)==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed her embroidered bag and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Quick check (Anna & Kurt talk Sanskrit)==
--------------
''note: the timing in this conversation seems confusing. hopefully more emails will clarify it, but there is a chance that the time stamp on one or more emails is incorrect.
''

===18 Apr. 2005 11.54am===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 11.54am

Could you take a look at the attached? My Sanskrit isn't what it should be :)

Thanks.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 12.36pm

No problem. It's all fine except for the fourth line: you might want to
change 'gardabhanda' to 'gardabharatha'. Really. I think you should.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm

Your Sanskrit's safe with me. :)

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to [[Sente Kiteway|S]].

==(blank subject) V & V's boss re: Holyoke murder==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Protocol (Henrik Tanner / Garnet)==
--------------

===1 June 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 12.36pm 

I'm concerned that you allowed a journalist into your office. If a
member of the public needs only a press pass to enter the Head of
Security's inner sanctum, why upgrade all the Academy's k-locks?

You must not allow the media spotlight to dazzle you. Focus on the job.

===1 June 2005 1.04pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.04pm 

Garnet,

I appreciate your advice as a fellow professional. But remember the boundaries of your jurisdiction here.

===1 June 2005 1.44pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.44pm 

This is no time for marking your territory. There are greater issues at stake, as you know. Accept the advice in the spirit it was given.

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==A proposal (Isaac invites Anna to a recital.)==
--------------

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

===1 June 2005 4.47pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.47pm

Isaac, behave.

(I'll ask.)

===2 June 2005 9.43pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 2 June 2005 9.43pm

Good news - Carl is happy to stay at home on Thursday. (He's not really a fugue man anyway.)

It's about time we caught up. Maybe we can have a glass of Tokay before the recital and set the world to rights. See you at the library around 6pm?

Thanks for giving me an excuse.

==Tea (Sanjean invites Vi & Scarlett for tea)==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Confidential matter (Sente Calls Anna, urgently, re: Aiko)==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Psst (Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook)==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Tonight (Kurt is NOT dating Violet!)==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Morning after (Camaraderie with Garnet & Caine)==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrect. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Pix! (Scarlett reports from Tanraga)==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Yellow/I would say (Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery)==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Coffee (Von is Tippy's coffee bitch)==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==(blank subject/Apologies) Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

[[Patrick Azadian|P]] -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - [[Sente Kiteway|S]] is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Briefing this afternoon (Sente conscripts Lyssa)==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

[[Lyssa Ling|Lyssa]] -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler (...wars)==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tonite/Tonight/Tonite!!! (Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces)==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]]

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]].

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]]? [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Ugh (Isaac's been sliming over Violet)==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

[[Violet Kiteway|Vi]]

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Gossip (Tippy's Anguish)==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's [[Sentinel]], right? If not, go and look right now.

:::'''''([http://pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/03/serena_helix_se.html link])'''''

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.45am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.45am 

OMG! That's awful. She must feel terrible. Do you think we should, you know, go in and talk to her?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.46am 

I don't think that'd be the best idea.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, [[Von Lubik|Von]]. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure [[Tippy Ankron|Tips]] will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Confidential (Meanwhile . . .) ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.22am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Oh, *le sigh* things are difficult.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.23am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.23am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are things difficult?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.30am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.30am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Well, I guess they're jealous of me...

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow. 

==Mining Operations (Sente's sneaky plan)==
--------------

===12 May 2006 3.22pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.22pm 

Good news to report, sir. We've finally achieved a good accretion rate for the material, and we should be able to amass the desired concentration by sometime toward the end of the month. If all goes well, this means we should be able to begin trials of the device by mid-June. Provided, of course, that we get those last bits of gear you keep promising. 

===12 May 2006 3.33pm===

From: [[Lara Feldenbrandt]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.33pm 

I'll be overseeing the initial tests myself, sir. I'll make sure you're notified of every development immediately. 

===12 May 2006 3.40pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: Lara Feldenbrandt 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.40pm 

Be careful. There's no telling what, precisely, is going to happen. 
 

===12 May 2006 3.46pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.46pm 

I will be, sir, don't worry. Though if ever there were a just cause for risking your life, this would be it. 

-----------------------------------------

==Names (Anna was pregnant?!)==
--------------

===6 June 2006 08.13am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Fleming Heath]] 
Subject: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.13am 

What do you think about Ada this time? Or Hannah? Or Robert, so we can use Bob?

===6 June 2006 08.18am===

From: [[Fleming Heath]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.18am 

I think it's early days yet, and we still have a lot of time to talk it over. :) 

==Wave 4 Cards (Sente vs. Mind Candy)==
--------------
===20 July 2006 10.38am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.38am 

We've been doing a QA assessment of the Wave 4 cards now that they're printed, and we've noticed a lot of unusual markings on them. They don't seem to be integrated into the card designs, and now we're wondering if there was a problem on your end, or is this intentional?

===20 July 2006 10.53am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.53am 

What do you mean by 'unusual markings'?

===20 July 2006 11.15am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.15am 

I've sent over a few images of the printed cards. It's pretty obvious what I'm talking about.

===20 July 2006 11.58am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.58am 

This is clearly a problem on your end. Perhaps you should evaluate your production process. 

===20 July 2006 12.0pam===

From: [[Adrian Hon]]
To: [[Sente Kiteway]]
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards
Sent: 20 July 2006 12.0pam ''(note strange timestamping error - maybe pxc doesnt understand noon?)''

Clearly *not* a problem on my end. We've already looked and the cards are absolutely true to the designs you sent over. If you don't believe me, check your transmissions yourself.

===20 July 2006 12.05pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 12.05pm 

We need to have a meeting. We have reason to suspect the cards have been tampered with, and I want to know who, and how, and why. Be in my office by 2.

===21 July 2006 9.41am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 9.41am 

I've been reviewing all of our procedures, and I can't find any red flags at all. You're right, though, this wasn't a case of transmission corruption, as we do see evidence of this same tampering in our finals, though not in any of the earlier versions at all. I've checked back and seen some differences in the finals from the previous waves, as well. It must have slipped our notice before. I'm gravely concerned about what this could mean.

===21 July 2006 9.48am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 09.48am 

Well? What's going on?

===21 July 2006 5.38pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.38pm 

We're checking into this matter. I'll let you know how to proceed once we've decided. 

===21 July 2006 5.47pm===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Naomi Alderman]], [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.47pm 

Can you believe this? They pretty obviously screwed up something fierce somewhere on their side and when we pointed out it couldn't be production problems and our fault, they go radio silent. Typical. They're always on about how very superior and intellectual they are, but you know S wouldn't last a week at Cambridge or Oxford.

And at least we don't celebrate holidays based on the mystical properties of the divine right angle. 

===21 July 2006 5.47pm===

From: [[Naomi Alderman]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.47pm 

You sure know how to make friends, Adrian. Don't worry, I'll help you clear your desk out... 

===21 July 2006 5.53pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Naomi Alderman]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.53pm 

I'll give you until tomorrow morning to find a way to apologise to me for this. 

==V's Chance==
--------------
===23 July 2006 9.44pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.44pm 

Will everything be ready in time or no? 

V. 

===23 July 2006 9.49pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.49pm 

Don't worry, it's under control. There's no way we'll miss our big date. 

===23 July 2006 9.57pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.57pm 

I hope your confidence is merited. 

V.

===23 July 2006 10.02pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.02pm 

I've never let you down before, and I'm not going to start now. Remember, we have plenty of time left.

===23 July 2006 10.04pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.04pm 

That may be so, but I dislike cutting it so close. A chance like this may not come again. 

V.

Leaked E-mails

2006-08-02T01:20:21Z

Spugmeistress: /* Sente and Mind Candy */ added new email and ordered timestamping correctly for the 5.38pm

On Wednesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

Wave 4 cards appear to have new e-mails associated with solving a set of cards. These e-mails start with an error message like the following.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">f90fmvvc9m239v-2;23f-000112academail 
criticalerror1037 
error502-authconflict 
error503-redirect 
f098431290fdhandovermcd</div>

=The E-mails=

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.
__TOC__

==SFC (Senior Fellows Meet with Sente)==
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===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==(blank subject) Super Sneaky!==
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===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

[[V]].

==(blank subject) Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Party Arrangements (Violet Kiteway sick on Ball night)==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

==Don't worry about him (Garnet is in a strop with Tippy)==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.15pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.15pm 

Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

===11 Mar 2005 3.20pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.20pm 

Maybe you should send Von under there to scout it out first. He's expendable. 

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===
''Note: Given the progression of dialogue, I think whoever put in this entry copied the 3.18 entry, changed the body of the email, but forgot to change the date to the appropriate time. Please change this to the appropriate time if you have the original email and can confirm this.''

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm 

No, I need him as my food taster. 

==Favour... (Scarlett wants a favour)==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed her embroidered bag and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Quick check (Anna & Kurt talk Sanskrit)==
--------------
''note: the timing in this conversation seems confusing. hopefully more emails will clarify it, but there is a chance that the time stamp on one or more emails is incorrect.
''

===18 Apr. 2005 11.54am===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 11.54am

Could you take a look at the attached? My Sanskrit isn't what it should be :)

Thanks.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 12.36pm

No problem. It's all fine except for the fourth line: you might want to
change 'gardabhanda' to 'gardabharatha'. Really. I think you should.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm

Your Sanskrit's safe with me. :)

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to [[Sente Kiteway|S]].

==(blank subject) V & V's boss re: Holyoke murder==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Protocol (Henrik Tanner / Garnet)==
--------------

===1 June 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 12.36pm 

I'm concerned that you allowed a journalist into your office. If a
member of the public needs only a press pass to enter the Head of
Security's inner sanctum, why upgrade all the Academy's k-locks?

You must not allow the media spotlight to dazzle you. Focus on the job.

===1 June 2005 1.04pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.04pm 

Garnet,

I appreciate your advice as a fellow professional. But remember the boundaries of your jurisdiction here.

===1 June 2005 1.44pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.44pm 

This is no time for marking your territory. There are greater issues at stake, as you know. Accept the advice in the spirit it was given.

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==A proposal (Isaac invites Anna to a recital.)==
--------------

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

===1 June 2005 4.47pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.47pm

Isaac, behave.

(I'll ask.)

===2 June 2005 9.43pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 2 June 2005 9.43pm

Good news - Carl is happy to stay at home on Thursday. (He's not really a fugue man anyway.)

It's about time we caught up. Maybe we can have a glass of Tokay before the recital and set the world to rights. See you at the library around 6pm?

Thanks for giving me an excuse.

==Tea (Sanjean invites Vi & Scarlett for tea)==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Confidential matter (Sente Calls Anna, urgently, re: Aiko)==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Psst (Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook)==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Tonight (Kurt is NOT dating Violet!)==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Morning after (Camaraderie with Garnet & Caine)==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrect. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Pix! (Scarlett reports from Tanraga)==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Yellow/I would say (Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery)==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Coffee (Von is Tippy's coffee bitch)==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==(blank subject/Apologies) Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

[[Patrick Azadian|P]] -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - [[Sente Kiteway|S]] is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Briefing this afternoon (Sente conscripts Lyssa)==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

[[Lyssa Ling|Lyssa]] -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler (...wars)==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tonite/Tonight/Tonite!!! (Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces)==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]]

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]].

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]]? [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Ugh (Isaac's been sliming over Violet)==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

[[Violet Kiteway|Vi]]

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Gossip (Tippy's Anguish)==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's [[Sentinel]], right? If not, go and look right now.

:::'''''([http://pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/03/serena_helix_se.html link])'''''

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.45am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.45am 

OMG! That's awful. She must feel terrible. Do you think we should, you know, go in and talk to her?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.46am 

I don't think that'd be the best idea.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, [[Von Lubik|Von]]. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure [[Tippy Ankron|Tips]] will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Confidential (Meanwhile . . .) ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.22am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Oh, *le sigh* things are difficult.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.23am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.23am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are things difficult?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.30am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.30am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Well, I guess they're jealous of me...

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow. 

==Mining Operations (Sente's sneaky plan)==
--------------

===12 May 2006 3.22pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.22pm 

Good news to report, sir. We've finally achieved a good accretion rate for the material, and we should be able to amass the desired concentration by sometime toward the end of the month. If all goes well, this means we should be able to begin trials of the device by mid-June. Provided, of course, that we get those last bits of gear you keep promising. 

===12 May 2006 3.33pm===

From: [[Lara Feldenbrandt]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.33pm 

I'll be overseeing the initial tests myself, sir. I'll make sure you're notified of every development immediately. 

===12 May 2006 3.40pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: Lara Feldenbrandt 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.40pm 

Be careful. There's no telling what, precisely, is going to happen. 
 

===12 May 2006 3.46pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.46pm 

I will be, sir, don't worry. Though if ever there were a just cause for risking your life, this would be it. 

-----------------------------------------

==Names (Anna was pregnant?!)==
--------------

===6 June 2006 08.13am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Fleming Heath]] 
Subject: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.13am 

What do you think about Ada this time? Or Hannah? Or Robert, so we can use Bob?

===6 June 2006 08.18am===

From: [[Fleming Heath]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.18am 

I think it's early days yet, and we still have a lot of time to talk it over. :) 

==Wave 4 Cards (Sente vs. Mind Candy)==
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===20 July 2006 10.38am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.38am 

We've been doing a QA assessment of the Wave 4 cards now that they're printed, and we've noticed a lot of unusual markings on them. They don't seem to be integrated into the card designs, and now we're wondering if there was a problem on your end, or is this intentional?

===20 July 2006 10.53am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.53am 

What do you mean by 'unusual markings'?

===20 July 2006 11.15am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.15am 

I've sent over a few images of the printed cards. It's pretty obvious what I'm talking about.

===20 July 2006 11.58am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.58am 

This is clearly a problem on your end. Perhaps you should evaluate your production process. 

===20 July 2006 12.05pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 12.05pm 

We need to have a meeting. We have reason to suspect the cards have been tampered with, and I want to know who, and how, and why. Be in my office by 2.

===21 July 2006 9.41am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 9.41am 

I've been reviewing all of our procedures, and I can't find any red flags at all. You're right, though, this wasn't a case of transmission corruption, as we do see evidence of this same tampering in our finals, though not in any of the earlier versions at all. I've checked back and seen some differences in the finals from the previous waves, as well. It must have slipped our notice before. I'm gravely concerned about what this could mean.

===21 July 2006 9.48am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 09.48am 

Well? What's going on?

===21 July 2006 5.38pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.38pm 

We're checking into this matter. I'll let you know how to proceed once we've decided. 

===21 July 2006 5.47pm===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Naomi Alderman]], [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.47pm 

Can you believe this? They pretty obviously screwed up something fierce somewhere on their side and when we pointed out it couldn't be production problems and our fault, they go radio silent. Typical. They're always on about how very superior and intellectual they are, but you know S wouldn't last a week at Cambridge or Oxford.

And at least we don't celebrate holidays based on the mystical properties of the divine right angle. 

===21 July 2006 5.47pm===

From: [[Naomi Alderman]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.47pm 

You sure know how to make friends, Adrian. Don't worry, I'll help you clear your desk out... 

===21 July 2006 5.53pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Naomi Alderman]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.53pm 

I'll give you until tomorrow morning to find a way to apologise to me for this. 

==V's Chance==
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===23 July 2006 9.44pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.44pm 

Will everything be ready in time or no? 

V. 

===23 July 2006 9.49pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.49pm 

Don't worry, it's under control. There's no way we'll miss our big date. 

===23 July 2006 9.57pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.57pm 

I hope your confidence is merited. 

V.

===23 July 2006 10.02pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.02pm 

I've never let you down before, and I'm not going to start now. Remember, we have plenty of time left.

===23 July 2006 10.04pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.04pm 

That may be so, but I dislike cutting it so close. A chance like this may not come again. 

V.

Leaked E-mails

2006-08-02T01:14:53Z

Spugmeistress: /* Heath Conversations */ subject header

On Wednesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

Wave 4 cards appear to have new e-mails associated with solving a set of cards. These e-mails start with an error message like the following.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">f90fmvvc9m239v-2;23f-000112academail 
criticalerror1037 
error502-authconflict 
error503-redirect 
f098431290fdhandovermcd</div>

=The E-mails=

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.
__TOC__

==SFC (Senior Fellows Meet with Sente)==
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===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==(blank subject) Super Sneaky!==
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===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

[[V]].

==(blank subject) Sneaky!==
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===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Party Arrangements (Violet Kiteway sick on Ball night)==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

==Don't worry about him (Garnet is in a strop with Tippy)==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.15pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.15pm 

Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

===11 Mar 2005 3.20pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.20pm 

Maybe you should send Von under there to scout it out first. He's expendable. 

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===
''Note: Given the progression of dialogue, I think whoever put in this entry copied the 3.18 entry, changed the body of the email, but forgot to change the date to the appropriate time. Please change this to the appropriate time if you have the original email and can confirm this.''

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm 

No, I need him as my food taster. 

==Favour... (Scarlett wants a favour)==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed her embroidered bag and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Quick check (Anna & Kurt talk Sanskrit)==
--------------
''note: the timing in this conversation seems confusing. hopefully more emails will clarify it, but there is a chance that the time stamp on one or more emails is incorrect.
''

===18 Apr. 2005 11.54am===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 11.54am

Could you take a look at the attached? My Sanskrit isn't what it should be :)

Thanks.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 12.36pm

No problem. It's all fine except for the fourth line: you might want to
change 'gardabhanda' to 'gardabharatha'. Really. I think you should.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm

Your Sanskrit's safe with me. :)

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to [[Sente Kiteway|S]].

==(blank subject) V & V's boss re: Holyoke murder==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Protocol (Henrik Tanner / Garnet)==
--------------

===1 June 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 12.36pm 

I'm concerned that you allowed a journalist into your office. If a
member of the public needs only a press pass to enter the Head of
Security's inner sanctum, why upgrade all the Academy's k-locks?

You must not allow the media spotlight to dazzle you. Focus on the job.

===1 June 2005 1.04pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.04pm 

Garnet,

I appreciate your advice as a fellow professional. But remember the boundaries of your jurisdiction here.

===1 June 2005 1.44pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.44pm 

This is no time for marking your territory. There are greater issues at stake, as you know. Accept the advice in the spirit it was given.

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==A proposal (Isaac invites Anna to a recital.)==
--------------

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

===1 June 2005 4.47pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.47pm

Isaac, behave.

(I'll ask.)

===2 June 2005 9.43pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 2 June 2005 9.43pm

Good news - Carl is happy to stay at home on Thursday. (He's not really a fugue man anyway.)

It's about time we caught up. Maybe we can have a glass of Tokay before the recital and set the world to rights. See you at the library around 6pm?

Thanks for giving me an excuse.

==Tea (Sanjean invites Vi & Scarlett for tea)==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Confidential matter (Sente Calls Anna, urgently, re: Aiko)==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Psst (Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook)==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Tonight (Kurt is NOT dating Violet!)==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Morning after (Camaraderie with Garnet & Caine)==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrect. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Pix! (Scarlett reports from Tanraga)==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Yellow/I would say (Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery)==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Coffee (Von is Tippy's coffee bitch)==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==(blank subject/Apologies) Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

[[Patrick Azadian|P]] -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - [[Sente Kiteway|S]] is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Briefing this afternoon (Sente conscripts Lyssa)==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

[[Lyssa Ling|Lyssa]] -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler (...wars)==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tonite/Tonight/Tonite!!! (Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces)==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]]

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]].

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]]? [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Ugh (Isaac's been sliming over Violet)==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

[[Violet Kiteway|Vi]]

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Gossip (Tippy's Anguish)==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's [[Sentinel]], right? If not, go and look right now.

:::'''''([http://pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/03/serena_helix_se.html link])'''''

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.45am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.45am 

OMG! That's awful. She must feel terrible. Do you think we should, you know, go in and talk to her?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.46am 

I don't think that'd be the best idea.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, [[Von Lubik|Von]]. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure [[Tippy Ankron|Tips]] will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Confidential (Meanwhile . . .) ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.22am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Oh, *le sigh* things are difficult.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.23am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.23am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are things difficult?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.30am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.30am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Well, I guess they're jealous of me...

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow. 

==Mining Operations (Sente's sneaky plan)==
--------------

===12 May 2006 3.22pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.22pm 

Good news to report, sir. We've finally achieved a good accretion rate for the material, and we should be able to amass the desired concentration by sometime toward the end of the month. If all goes well, this means we should be able to begin trials of the device by mid-June. Provided, of course, that we get those last bits of gear you keep promising. 

===12 May 2006 3.33pm===

From: [[Lara Feldenbrandt]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.33pm 

I'll be overseeing the initial tests myself, sir. I'll make sure you're notified of every development immediately. 

===12 May 2006 3.40pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: Lara Feldenbrandt 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.40pm 

Be careful. There's no telling what, precisely, is going to happen. 
 

===12 May 2006 3.46pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.46pm 

I will be, sir, don't worry. Though if ever there were a just cause for risking your life, this would be it. 

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==Names (Anna was pregnant?!)==
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===6 June 2006 08.13am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Fleming Heath]] 
Subject: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.13am 

What do you think about Ada this time? Or Hannah? Or Robert, so we can use Bob?

===6 June 2006 08.18am===

From: [[Fleming Heath]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.18am 

I think it's early days yet, and we still have a lot of time to talk it over. :) 

==Sente and Mind Candy==
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===20 July 2006 10.38am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.38am 

We've been doing a QA assessment of the Wave 4 cards now that they're printed, and we've noticed a lot of unusual markings on them. They don't seem to be integrated into the card designs, and now we're wondering if there was a problem on your end, or is this intentional?

===20 July 2006 10.53am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.53am 

What do you mean by 'unusual markings'?

===20 July 2006 11.15am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.15am 

I've sent over a few images of the printed cards. It's pretty obvious what I'm talking about.

===20 July 2006 11.58am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.58am 

This is clearly a problem on your end. Perhaps you should evaluate your production process. 

===20 July 2006 12.05pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 12.05pm 

We need to have a meeting. We have reason to suspect the cards have been tampered with, and I want to know who, and how, and why. Be in my office by 2.

===21 July 2006 9.41am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 9.41am 

I've been reviewing all of our procedures, and I can't find any red flags at all. You're right, though, this wasn't a case of transmission corruption, as we do see evidence of this same tampering in our finals, though not in any of the earlier versions at all. I've checked back and seen some differences in the finals from the previous waves, as well. It must have slipped our notice before. I'm gravely concerned about what this could mean.

===21 July 2006 9.48am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 09.48am 

Well? What's going on?

===21 July 2006 5.47pm===

From: [[Naomi Alderman]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.47pm 

You sure know how to make friends, Adrian. Don't worry, I'll help you clear your desk out... 

===21 July 2006 5.53pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Naomi Alderman]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.53pm 

I'll give you until tomorrow morning to find a way to apologise to me for this. 

===21 July 2006 5.58pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.38pm 

We're checking into this matter. I'll let you know how to proceed once we've decided. 

==V's Chance==
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===23 July 2006 9.44pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.44pm 

Will everything be ready in time or no? 

V. 

===23 July 2006 9.49pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.49pm 

Don't worry, it's under control. There's no way we'll miss our big date. 

===23 July 2006 9.57pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.57pm 

I hope your confidence is merited. 

V.

===23 July 2006 10.02pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.02pm 

I've never let you down before, and I'm not going to start now. Remember, we have plenty of time left.

===23 July 2006 10.04pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.04pm 

That may be so, but I dislike cutting it so close. A chance like this may not come again. 

V.

Leaked E-mails

2006-08-02T01:13:53Z

Spugmeistress: /* Confidential (Meanwhile . . ). */

On Wednesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

Wave 4 cards appear to have new e-mails associated with solving a set of cards. These e-mails start with an error message like the following.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">f90fmvvc9m239v-2;23f-000112academail 
criticalerror1037 
error502-authconflict 
error503-redirect 
f098431290fdhandovermcd</div>

=The E-mails=

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.
__TOC__

==SFC (Senior Fellows Meet with Sente)==
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===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==(blank subject) Super Sneaky!==
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===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

[[V]].

==(blank subject) Sneaky!==
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===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Party Arrangements (Violet Kiteway sick on Ball night)==
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===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

==Don't worry about him (Garnet is in a strop with Tippy)==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.15pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.15pm 

Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

===11 Mar 2005 3.20pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.20pm 

Maybe you should send Von under there to scout it out first. He's expendable. 

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===
''Note: Given the progression of dialogue, I think whoever put in this entry copied the 3.18 entry, changed the body of the email, but forgot to change the date to the appropriate time. Please change this to the appropriate time if you have the original email and can confirm this.''

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm 

No, I need him as my food taster. 

==Favour... (Scarlett wants a favour)==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed her embroidered bag and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Quick check (Anna & Kurt talk Sanskrit)==
--------------
''note: the timing in this conversation seems confusing. hopefully more emails will clarify it, but there is a chance that the time stamp on one or more emails is incorrect.
''

===18 Apr. 2005 11.54am===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 11.54am

Could you take a look at the attached? My Sanskrit isn't what it should be :)

Thanks.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 12.36pm

No problem. It's all fine except for the fourth line: you might want to
change 'gardabhanda' to 'gardabharatha'. Really. I think you should.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm

Your Sanskrit's safe with me. :)

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to [[Sente Kiteway|S]].

==(blank subject) V & V's boss re: Holyoke murder==
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===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Protocol (Henrik Tanner / Garnet)==
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===1 June 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 12.36pm 

I'm concerned that you allowed a journalist into your office. If a
member of the public needs only a press pass to enter the Head of
Security's inner sanctum, why upgrade all the Academy's k-locks?

You must not allow the media spotlight to dazzle you. Focus on the job.

===1 June 2005 1.04pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.04pm 

Garnet,

I appreciate your advice as a fellow professional. But remember the boundaries of your jurisdiction here.

===1 June 2005 1.44pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.44pm 

This is no time for marking your territory. There are greater issues at stake, as you know. Accept the advice in the spirit it was given.

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==A proposal (Isaac invites Anna to a recital.)==
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===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

===1 June 2005 4.47pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.47pm

Isaac, behave.

(I'll ask.)

===2 June 2005 9.43pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 2 June 2005 9.43pm

Good news - Carl is happy to stay at home on Thursday. (He's not really a fugue man anyway.)

It's about time we caught up. Maybe we can have a glass of Tokay before the recital and set the world to rights. See you at the library around 6pm?

Thanks for giving me an excuse.

==Tea (Sanjean invites Vi & Scarlett for tea)==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Confidential matter (Sente Calls Anna, urgently, re: Aiko)==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Psst (Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook)==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Tonight (Kurt is NOT dating Violet!)==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Morning after (Camaraderie with Garnet & Caine)==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrect. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Pix! (Scarlett reports from Tanraga)==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Yellow/I would say (Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery)==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Coffee (Von is Tippy's coffee bitch)==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==(blank subject/Apologies) Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

[[Patrick Azadian|P]] -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - [[Sente Kiteway|S]] is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Briefing this afternoon (Sente conscripts Lyssa)==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

[[Lyssa Ling|Lyssa]] -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler (...wars)==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tonite/Tonight/Tonite!!! (Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces)==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]]

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]].

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]]? [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Ugh (Isaac's been sliming over Violet)==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

[[Violet Kiteway|Vi]]

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Gossip (Tippy's Anguish)==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's [[Sentinel]], right? If not, go and look right now.

:::'''''([http://pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/03/serena_helix_se.html link])'''''

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.45am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.45am 

OMG! That's awful. She must feel terrible. Do you think we should, you know, go in and talk to her?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.46am 

I don't think that'd be the best idea.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, [[Von Lubik|Von]]. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure [[Tippy Ankron|Tips]] will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Confidential (Meanwhile . . .) ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.22am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Oh, *le sigh* things are difficult.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.23am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.23am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are things difficult?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.30am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.30am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Well, I guess they're jealous of me...

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow. 

==Mining Operations (Sente's sneaky plan)==
--------------

===12 May 2006 3.22pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.22pm 

Good news to report, sir. We've finally achieved a good accretion rate for the material, and we should be able to amass the desired concentration by sometime toward the end of the month. If all goes well, this means we should be able to begin trials of the device by mid-June. Provided, of course, that we get those last bits of gear you keep promising. 

===12 May 2006 3.33pm===

From: [[Lara Feldenbrandt]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.33pm 

I'll be overseeing the initial tests myself, sir. I'll make sure you're notified of every development immediately. 

===12 May 2006 3.40pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: Lara Feldenbrandt 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.40pm 

Be careful. There's no telling what, precisely, is going to happen. 
 

===12 May 2006 3.46pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.46pm 

I will be, sir, don't worry. Though if ever there were a just cause for risking your life, this would be it. 

-----------------------------------------

==Heath Conversations==
--------------

===6 June 2006 08.13am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Fleming Heath]] 
Subject: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.13am 

What do you think about Ada this time? Or Hannah? Or Robert, so we can use Bob?

===6 June 2006 08.18am===

From: [[Fleming Heath]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.18am 

I think it's early days yet, and we still have a lot of time to talk it over. :) 

==Sente and Mind Candy==
--------------
===20 July 2006 10.38am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.38am 

We've been doing a QA assessment of the Wave 4 cards now that they're printed, and we've noticed a lot of unusual markings on them. They don't seem to be integrated into the card designs, and now we're wondering if there was a problem on your end, or is this intentional?

===20 July 2006 10.53am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.53am 

What do you mean by 'unusual markings'?

===20 July 2006 11.15am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.15am 

I've sent over a few images of the printed cards. It's pretty obvious what I'm talking about.

===20 July 2006 11.58am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.58am 

This is clearly a problem on your end. Perhaps you should evaluate your production process. 

===20 July 2006 12.05pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 12.05pm 

We need to have a meeting. We have reason to suspect the cards have been tampered with, and I want to know who, and how, and why. Be in my office by 2.

===21 July 2006 9.41am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 9.41am 

I've been reviewing all of our procedures, and I can't find any red flags at all. You're right, though, this wasn't a case of transmission corruption, as we do see evidence of this same tampering in our finals, though not in any of the earlier versions at all. I've checked back and seen some differences in the finals from the previous waves, as well. It must have slipped our notice before. I'm gravely concerned about what this could mean.

===21 July 2006 9.48am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 09.48am 

Well? What's going on?

===21 July 2006 5.47pm===

From: [[Naomi Alderman]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.47pm 

You sure know how to make friends, Adrian. Don't worry, I'll help you clear your desk out... 

===21 July 2006 5.53pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Naomi Alderman]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.53pm 

I'll give you until tomorrow morning to find a way to apologise to me for this. 

===21 July 2006 5.58pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.38pm 

We're checking into this matter. I'll let you know how to proceed once we've decided. 

==V's Chance==
--------------
===23 July 2006 9.44pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.44pm 

Will everything be ready in time or no? 

V. 

===23 July 2006 9.49pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.49pm 

Don't worry, it's under control. There's no way we'll miss our big date. 

===23 July 2006 9.57pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.57pm 

I hope your confidence is merited. 

V.

===23 July 2006 10.02pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.02pm 

I've never let you down before, and I'm not going to start now. Remember, we have plenty of time left.

===23 July 2006 10.04pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.04pm 

That may be so, but I dislike cutting it so close. A chance like this may not come again. 

V.

Leaked E-mails

2006-08-02T01:13:28Z

Spugmeistress: /* (Confidential) Meanwhile . . . */ brackets swap

On Wednesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

Wave 4 cards appear to have new e-mails associated with solving a set of cards. These e-mails start with an error message like the following.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">f90fmvvc9m239v-2;23f-000112academail 
criticalerror1037 
error502-authconflict 
error503-redirect 
f098431290fdhandovermcd</div>

=The E-mails=

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.
__TOC__

==SFC (Senior Fellows Meet with Sente)==
--------------

===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==(blank subject) Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

[[V]].

==(blank subject) Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Party Arrangements (Violet Kiteway sick on Ball night)==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

==Don't worry about him (Garnet is in a strop with Tippy)==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.15pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.15pm 

Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

===11 Mar 2005 3.20pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.20pm 

Maybe you should send Von under there to scout it out first. He's expendable. 

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===
''Note: Given the progression of dialogue, I think whoever put in this entry copied the 3.18 entry, changed the body of the email, but forgot to change the date to the appropriate time. Please change this to the appropriate time if you have the original email and can confirm this.''

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm 

No, I need him as my food taster. 

==Favour... (Scarlett wants a favour)==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed her embroidered bag and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Quick check (Anna & Kurt talk Sanskrit)==
--------------
''note: the timing in this conversation seems confusing. hopefully more emails will clarify it, but there is a chance that the time stamp on one or more emails is incorrect.
''

===18 Apr. 2005 11.54am===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 11.54am

Could you take a look at the attached? My Sanskrit isn't what it should be :)

Thanks.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 12.36pm

No problem. It's all fine except for the fourth line: you might want to
change 'gardabhanda' to 'gardabharatha'. Really. I think you should.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm

Your Sanskrit's safe with me. :)

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to [[Sente Kiteway|S]].

==(blank subject) V & V's boss re: Holyoke murder==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Protocol (Henrik Tanner / Garnet)==
--------------

===1 June 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 12.36pm 

I'm concerned that you allowed a journalist into your office. If a
member of the public needs only a press pass to enter the Head of
Security's inner sanctum, why upgrade all the Academy's k-locks?

You must not allow the media spotlight to dazzle you. Focus on the job.

===1 June 2005 1.04pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.04pm 

Garnet,

I appreciate your advice as a fellow professional. But remember the boundaries of your jurisdiction here.

===1 June 2005 1.44pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.44pm 

This is no time for marking your territory. There are greater issues at stake, as you know. Accept the advice in the spirit it was given.

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==A proposal (Isaac invites Anna to a recital.)==
--------------

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

===1 June 2005 4.47pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.47pm

Isaac, behave.

(I'll ask.)

===2 June 2005 9.43pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 2 June 2005 9.43pm

Good news - Carl is happy to stay at home on Thursday. (He's not really a fugue man anyway.)

It's about time we caught up. Maybe we can have a glass of Tokay before the recital and set the world to rights. See you at the library around 6pm?

Thanks for giving me an excuse.

==Tea (Sanjean invites Vi & Scarlett for tea)==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Confidential matter (Sente Calls Anna, urgently, re: Aiko)==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Psst (Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook)==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Tonight (Kurt is NOT dating Violet!)==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Morning after (Camaraderie with Garnet & Caine)==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrect. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Pix! (Scarlett reports from Tanraga)==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Yellow/I would say (Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery)==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Coffee (Von is Tippy's coffee bitch)==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==(blank subject/Apologies) Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

[[Patrick Azadian|P]] -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - [[Sente Kiteway|S]] is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Briefing this afternoon (Sente conscripts Lyssa)==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

[[Lyssa Ling|Lyssa]] -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler (...wars)==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tonite/Tonight/Tonite!!! (Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces)==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]]

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]].

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]]? [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Ugh (Isaac's been sliming over Violet)==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

[[Violet Kiteway|Vi]]

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Gossip (Tippy's Anguish)==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's [[Sentinel]], right? If not, go and look right now.

:::'''''([http://pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/03/serena_helix_se.html link])'''''

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.45am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.45am 

OMG! That's awful. She must feel terrible. Do you think we should, you know, go in and talk to her?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.46am 

I don't think that'd be the best idea.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, [[Von Lubik|Von]]. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure [[Tippy Ankron|Tips]] will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==Confidential (Meanwhile . . ). ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.22am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Oh, *le sigh* things are difficult.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.23am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.23am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are things difficult?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.30am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.30am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Well, I guess they're jealous of me...

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow. 

==Mining Operations (Sente's sneaky plan)==
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===12 May 2006 3.22pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.22pm 

Good news to report, sir. We've finally achieved a good accretion rate for the material, and we should be able to amass the desired concentration by sometime toward the end of the month. If all goes well, this means we should be able to begin trials of the device by mid-June. Provided, of course, that we get those last bits of gear you keep promising. 

===12 May 2006 3.33pm===

From: [[Lara Feldenbrandt]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.33pm 

I'll be overseeing the initial tests myself, sir. I'll make sure you're notified of every development immediately. 

===12 May 2006 3.40pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: Lara Feldenbrandt 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.40pm 

Be careful. There's no telling what, precisely, is going to happen. 
 

===12 May 2006 3.46pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.46pm 

I will be, sir, don't worry. Though if ever there were a just cause for risking your life, this would be it. 

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==Heath Conversations==
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===6 June 2006 08.13am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Fleming Heath]] 
Subject: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.13am 

What do you think about Ada this time? Or Hannah? Or Robert, so we can use Bob?

===6 June 2006 08.18am===

From: [[Fleming Heath]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.18am 

I think it's early days yet, and we still have a lot of time to talk it over. :) 

==Sente and Mind Candy==
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===20 July 2006 10.38am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.38am 

We've been doing a QA assessment of the Wave 4 cards now that they're printed, and we've noticed a lot of unusual markings on them. They don't seem to be integrated into the card designs, and now we're wondering if there was a problem on your end, or is this intentional?

===20 July 2006 10.53am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.53am 

What do you mean by 'unusual markings'?

===20 July 2006 11.15am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.15am 

I've sent over a few images of the printed cards. It's pretty obvious what I'm talking about.

===20 July 2006 11.58am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.58am 

This is clearly a problem on your end. Perhaps you should evaluate your production process. 

===20 July 2006 12.05pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 12.05pm 

We need to have a meeting. We have reason to suspect the cards have been tampered with, and I want to know who, and how, and why. Be in my office by 2.

===21 July 2006 9.41am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 9.41am 

I've been reviewing all of our procedures, and I can't find any red flags at all. You're right, though, this wasn't a case of transmission corruption, as we do see evidence of this same tampering in our finals, though not in any of the earlier versions at all. I've checked back and seen some differences in the finals from the previous waves, as well. It must have slipped our notice before. I'm gravely concerned about what this could mean.

===21 July 2006 9.48am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 09.48am 

Well? What's going on?

===21 July 2006 5.47pm===

From: [[Naomi Alderman]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.47pm 

You sure know how to make friends, Adrian. Don't worry, I'll help you clear your desk out... 

===21 July 2006 5.53pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Naomi Alderman]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.53pm 

I'll give you until tomorrow morning to find a way to apologise to me for this. 

===21 July 2006 5.58pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.38pm 

We're checking into this matter. I'll let you know how to proceed once we've decided. 

==V's Chance==
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===23 July 2006 9.44pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.44pm 

Will everything be ready in time or no? 

V. 

===23 July 2006 9.49pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.49pm 

Don't worry, it's under control. There's no way we'll miss our big date. 

===23 July 2006 9.57pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.57pm 

I hope your confidence is merited. 

V.

===23 July 2006 10.02pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.02pm 

I've never let you down before, and I'm not going to start now. Remember, we have plenty of time left.

===23 July 2006 10.04pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.04pm 

That may be so, but I dislike cutting it so close. A chance like this may not come again. 

V.

Leaked E-mails

2006-08-02T01:12:18Z

Spugmeistress: /* Sente's Sneeky Plan */ - typo and subject header added

On Wednesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to ''leak'' some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by [[Leaderboard|doubling your points]] for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now ''[total]''. You have solved ''[x]'' cards.
We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely, 
The Puzzle Scribe Team 
Perplex City Academy"</div>

Then follows an error code:

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
"f8080:xx95034 
internal error academail 
criticalerror 420 
error-authconflict 
error-redirect 
error-handover 
error-output 
fatal-close"</div>

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">
Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon 
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows. 
----------------------------------------------------------------------------</div>

Wave 4 cards appear to have new e-mails associated with solving a set of cards. These e-mails start with an error message like the following.

<div style="background-color: #d6d6d6; border: thin grey solid; padding: 10px;">f90fmvvc9m239v-2;23f-000112academail 
criticalerror1037 
error502-authconflict 
error503-redirect 
f098431290fdhandovermcd</div>

=The E-mails=

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.
__TOC__

==SFC (Senior Fellows Meet with Sente)==
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===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.

===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===

From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: SFC 
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

==(blank subject) Super Sneaky!==
--------------

===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

[[V]].

===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.

[[V]].

==(blank subject) Sneaky!==
--------------

===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].

===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.

==Party Arrangements (Violet Kiteway sick on Ball night)==
--------------

===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements 
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

[[Violet Kiteway|V]].

==Don't worry about him (Garnet is in a strop with Tippy)==
--------------

===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

===11 Mar 2005 3.15pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.15pm 

Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

===11 Mar 2005 3.20pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.20pm 

Maybe you should send Von under there to scout it out first. He's expendable. 

===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===
''Note: Given the progression of dialogue, I think whoever put in this entry copied the 3.18 entry, changed the body of the email, but forgot to change the date to the appropriate time. Please change this to the appropriate time if you have the original email and can confirm this.''

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him 
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm 

No, I need him as my food taster. 

==Favour... (Scarlett wants a favour)==
--------------

===3 April 2005 12.17pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed her embroidered bag and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]

===3 April 2005 1.56pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]

===3 April 2005 3.35pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Favour.... 
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!

xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],

==Quick check (Anna & Kurt talk Sanskrit)==
--------------
''note: the timing in this conversation seems confusing. hopefully more emails will clarify it, but there is a chance that the time stamp on one or more emails is incorrect.
''

===18 Apr. 2005 11.54am===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 11.54am

Could you take a look at the attached? My Sanskrit isn't what it should be :)

Thanks.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Quick check 
Sent: 18 April 2005 12.36pm

No problem. It's all fine except for the fourth line: you might want to
change 'gardabhanda' to 'gardabharatha'. Really. I think you should.

===18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm

Your Sanskrit's safe with me. :)

===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check 
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to [[Sente Kiteway|S]].

==(blank subject) V & V's boss re: Holyoke murder==
--------------

===27 April 2005 8.32am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am 

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

===27 April 2005 8.33am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am 

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.47am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am 

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?

[[V]].

===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

===27 April 2005 8.54am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am 

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us? 

[[V]].

===27 April 2005 8.55am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am 

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

[[V]].

==Protocol (Henrik Tanner / Garnet)==
--------------

===1 June 2005 12.36pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 12.36pm 

I'm concerned that you allowed a journalist into your office. If a
member of the public needs only a press pass to enter the Head of
Security's inner sanctum, why upgrade all the Academy's k-locks?

You must not allow the media spotlight to dazzle you. Focus on the job.

===1 June 2005 1.04pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.04pm 

Garnet,

I appreciate your advice as a fellow professional. But remember the boundaries of your jurisdiction here.

===1 June 2005 1.44pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.44pm 

This is no time for marking your territory. There are greater issues at stake, as you know. Accept the advice in the spirit it was given.

===1 June 2005 1.54pm===

From: [[Henrik Tanner]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol 
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm 

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

==A proposal (Isaac invites Anna to a recital.)==
--------------

===1 June 2005 4.12pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm 

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].

===1 June 2005 4.37pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm 

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. 

===1 June 2005 4.40pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

===1 June 2005 4.47pm===

From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.47pm

Isaac, behave.

(I'll ask.)

===2 June 2005 9.43pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]] 
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: A proposal 
Sent: 2 June 2005 9.43pm

Good news - Carl is happy to stay at home on Thursday. (He's not really a fugue man anyway.)

It's about time we caught up. Maybe we can have a glass of Tokay before the recital and set the world to rights. See you at the library around 6pm?

Thanks for giving me an excuse.

==Tea (Sanjean invites Vi & Scarlett for tea)==
--------------

===10 June 2005 2.27pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love, 
Uncle Sanj

===10 June 2005 2.32pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

===10 June 2005 2.33pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

===10 June 2005 8.27pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

===10 June 2005 8.48pm===

From: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

===10 June 2005 8.54pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]] 
Subject: Tea 
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

==Confidential matter (Sente Calls Anna, urgently, re: Aiko)==
--------------

===14 June 2005 4.01pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.03pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

===14 June 2005 4.04pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

===14 June 2005 4.38pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.

===14 June 2005 4.39pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

===14 June 2005 4.46pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

===14 June 2005 4.48pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Confidential matter 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===14 June 2005 4.54pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Roberto Solitano]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

==Psst (Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook)==
--------------

===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm 

Caine, 

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Psst 
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm 

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

==Tonight (Kurt is NOT dating Violet!)==
--------------

===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] been together?

===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

==Morning after (Camaraderie with Garnet & Caine)==
--------------

===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am 

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrect. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''

===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Morning after 
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

==Pix! (Scarlett reports from Tanraga)==
--------------

===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===

From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Pix! 
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]

==Yellow/I would say (Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery)==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am 

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].

===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Yellow 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: I would say 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

==Coffee (Von is Tippy's coffee bitch)==
--------------

===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.

===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]] 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm 

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

===23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Coffee 
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

==(blank subject/Apologies) Laundry List==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

[[Patrick Azadian|P]] -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report. 
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting? 
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?

===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
Subject: 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===

From: [[Patrick Azadian]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Apologies 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - [[Sente Kiteway|S]] is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

==Briefing this afternoon (Sente conscripts Lyssa)==
--------------

===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

[[Lyssa Ling|Lyssa]] -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

[[Sente Kiteway|S]].

===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===

From: [[Lyssa Ling]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Briefing this afternoon 
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].

==Stapler (...wars)==
--------------

===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]], 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm 

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Stapler 
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.

==Tonite/Tonight/Tonite!!! (Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces)==
--------------

===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Tonite 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]]

===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonight 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!

[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]].

===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]]? [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Tonite!!! 
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

==Ugh (Isaac's been sliming over Violet)==
--------------

===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

[[Violet Kiteway|Vi]]

===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===

From: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
To: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].

===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===

From: [[Violet Kiteway]] 
To: [[Kurt McAllister]] 
Subject: Ugh 
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

==Gossip (Tippy's Anguish)==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 9.34am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's [[Sentinel]], right? If not, go and look right now.

:::'''''([http://pxcsentinel.com/archives/2006/03/serena_helix_se.html link])'''''

===24 Mar. 2006 9.35am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am 

Uh, what are we looking for?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.36am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am 

You'll know it when you see it.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.45am===

From: [[Von Lubik]] 
To: [[Caine Johansson]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.45am 

OMG! That's awful. She must feel terrible. Do you think we should, you know, go in and talk to her?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.46am===

From: [[Caine Johansson]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.46am 

I don't think that'd be the best idea.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.49am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, [[Von Lubik|Von]]. I'll talk to her.

===24 Mar. 2006 9.52am===

From: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
To: [[Garnet Reed]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

===24 Mar. 2006 9.53am===

From: [[Garnet Reed]] 
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]] 
Subject: Gossip 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure [[Tippy Ankron|Tips]] will be devastated
for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

==(Confidential) Meanwhile . . . ==
--------------

===24 Mar. 2006 10.21am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.22am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.22am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Oh, *le sigh* things are difficult.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.23am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.23am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are things difficult?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.25am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not
it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office
is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.26am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.28am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like
me.

===24 Mar. 2006 10.29am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

===24 Mar. 2006 10.30am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.30am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Well, I guess they're jealous of me...

===24 Mar. 2006 10.31am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.33am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful,
brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles* 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.34am===

From: PSB 
To: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

Psych-bot: How do you feel? 

===24 Mar. 2006 10.35am===

From: [[Tippy Ankron]] 
To: PSB 
Subject: Confidential 
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am 

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION 
Psych-bot consultation #34770 
Patient T5876 

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow. 

==Mining Operations (Sente's sneaky plan)==
--------------

===12 May 2006 3.22pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.22pm 

Good news to report, sir. We've finally achieved a good accretion rate for the material, and we should be able to amass the desired concentration by sometime toward the end of the month. If all goes well, this means we should be able to begin trials of the device by mid-June. Provided, of course, that we get those last bits of gear you keep promising. 

===12 May 2006 3.33pm===

From: [[Lara Feldenbrandt]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.33pm 

I'll be overseeing the initial tests myself, sir. I'll make sure you're notified of every development immediately. 

===12 May 2006 3.40pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: Lara Feldenbrandt 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.40pm 

Be careful. There's no telling what, precisely, is going to happen. 
 

===12 May 2006 3.46pm===

From: Lara Feldenbrandt 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Mining Operations 
Date: 12 May 2006 3.46pm 

I will be, sir, don't worry. Though if ever there were a just cause for risking your life, this would be it. 

-----------------------------------------

==Heath Conversations==
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===6 June 2006 08.13am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Fleming Heath]] 
Subject: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.13am 

What do you think about Ada this time? Or Hannah? Or Robert, so we can use Bob?

===6 June 2006 08.18am===

From: [[Fleming Heath]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Names 
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.18am 

I think it's early days yet, and we still have a lot of time to talk it over. :) 

==Sente and Mind Candy==
--------------
===20 July 2006 10.38am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.38am 

We've been doing a QA assessment of the Wave 4 cards now that they're printed, and we've noticed a lot of unusual markings on them. They don't seem to be integrated into the card designs, and now we're wondering if there was a problem on your end, or is this intentional?

===20 July 2006 10.53am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.53am 

What do you mean by 'unusual markings'?

===20 July 2006 11.15am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.15am 

I've sent over a few images of the printed cards. It's pretty obvious what I'm talking about.

===20 July 2006 11.58am===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.58am 

This is clearly a problem on your end. Perhaps you should evaluate your production process. 

===20 July 2006 12.05pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Anna Heath]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 20 July 2006 12.05pm 

We need to have a meeting. We have reason to suspect the cards have been tampered with, and I want to know who, and how, and why. Be in my office by 2.

===21 July 2006 9.41am===

From: [[Anna Heath]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 9.41am 

I've been reviewing all of our procedures, and I can't find any red flags at all. You're right, though, this wasn't a case of transmission corruption, as we do see evidence of this same tampering in our finals, though not in any of the earlier versions at all. I've checked back and seen some differences in the finals from the previous waves, as well. It must have slipped our notice before. I'm gravely concerned about what this could mean.

===21 July 2006 9.48am===

From: [[Adrian Hon]] 
To: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 09.48am 

Well? What's going on?

===21 July 2006 5.47pm===

From: [[Naomi Alderman]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Sente Kiteway]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.47pm 

You sure know how to make friends, Adrian. Don't worry, I'll help you clear your desk out... 

===21 July 2006 5.53pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]], [[Naomi Alderman]] 
Subject: Re: The Mighty S 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.53pm 

I'll give you until tomorrow morning to find a way to apologise to me for this. 

===21 July 2006 5.58pm===

From: [[Sente Kiteway]] 
To: [[Adrian Hon]] 
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards 
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.38pm 

We're checking into this matter. I'll let you know how to proceed once we've decided. 

==V's Chance==
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===23 July 2006 9.44pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.44pm 

Will everything be ready in time or no? 

V. 

===23 July 2006 9.49pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.49pm 

Don't worry, it's under control. There's no way we'll miss our big date. 

===23 July 2006 9.57pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 9.57pm 

I hope your confidence is merited. 

V.

===23 July 2006 10.02pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.02pm 

I've never let you down before, and I'm not going to start now. Remember, we have plenty of time left.

===23 July 2006 10.04pm===

From: name withheld 
To: name withheld 
Subject: 
Date: 23 July 2006 10.04pm 

That may be so, but I dislike cutting it so close. A chance like this may not come again. 

V.

Talk:Backdoor

2006-07-04T17:20:10Z

Spugmeistress: Direction theories

==Commands==

I googled the various commands to try to figure out what they do. I'm not 100% certain of this, which is why I'm putting it on the discussion page rather than the article page. Anything not specifically cited was found via a google for "man ''command''".

; Zone : creates a "virtual machine", seperate from the rest of the operating system, that lets you securely run applications in an isolated environment. I strongly suspect all commands must start with zone. [http://docs.sun.com/app/docs/doc/817-1592/6mhahuoo1?a=view]
; mount : mounts the file system. This is a common Unix command, and usually one of the first tasks you do.
; popen : forks a new process that invokes the shell. It may close previous popen processes.
; pread : reads input from a specified position of a file.
; pwrite : writes data to a specified position of a file. This command doesn't seem to be allowed.
; flush : this may have to do with deferred mail. [http://seth.positivism.org/man.cgi/flush]
; rotate : possibly rotates the logs [http://www.hmug.org/man/8/rotatelogs.php]
; switch : uncertain. It may be a SELECT...CASE statement [http://www.hmug.org/man/3/Switch.php]. Otherwise, my first guess was a change directory (CD) command.
; copy : assuming it copies the data. Doesn't seem to work.
; run : run a set of commands.
; end : end the current run.

I've been trying to "translate" the command grid into English to get a better sense of how it works. One possible "translation" for 'zone, mount, run, rotate, rotate/ - - popen, rotate, cache/ - - end - -' might be:
# Start a virtual machine.
# Mount the filesystem.
# Run the following commands:
## Rotate the logs twice.
## Open a new process.
## Rotate the logs once.
## Cache the data.
## End.

This is reading left-to-right row by row. I'm uncertain if this is correct.[[User:Xnera|xnera]] 18:49, 30 June 2006 (PDT)

==Question==
What are Frob and Twiddle? TheBozzball asks a dumb question.

==Garden of Forking Paths==
<xnera> i've been thinking of it as a multi-processor... anything after the "run" in the same row reading right or column reading down is run (perhaps simultaneously)

<jbd> right

<xnera> so, could switch mean "switch to the other process"?

<jbd> yeah, that's the theory inky was working from

<xnera> i was thinking rotate might mean "start processing in the other direction". so if you were reading across, you'd start going down

<jbd> this one needs both rotates to work: zone mount run rotate rotate / - - popen zone cache

<jbd> I think even though you can move run anywhere, it still runs as if it's in r1c3. because nothing else goes there without an error

<jbd> and r2c3 is the only place run gives an error, so I'm pretty sure that's the program run activates. run isn't going to activate itself

<xnera> i think popen must preceed a cache

<jbd> so it splits off 'run' from r1c3 ....

<xnera> yeah, seems like it

<jbd> It doesn't like End running, so to end the program gracefully you have to... hmmm.

<jbd> like, this doesn't work: zone mount run cache - / - - popen - -

<jbd> but if you put the rotate right after popen, it does work

<jbd> if you place and end there, you can tell it's trying to execute it because it says session
cannot be unloaded at this time

<jbd> (the ends are good for checking where the program is going next)

<jbd> so what is the rotate doing to end it? is it somehow 'joining the streams'?

<xnera> i think the goal is to end up on a "cache" square

<xnera> ooo! maybe ALL program forks have to end on a cache square?

<jbd> yes

<jbd> that sounds right

<jbd> that seems to be the pattern

<jbd> and ... if you run a different number of rotations before you hit the cache ... you get a different file

<jbd> V conversation is one rotation

<jbd> firmware bugs is two rotations

<jbd> neuro thingy is three rotations

<jbd> so to get at the other files, we have to make four, five, six, etc.

<jbd> as many as we can

<jbd> and possibly no rotations, if that's possible

== Directions? ==

<jbd> check this out: run cache -- / popen switch -- / -- -- end

<jbd> this hits the end statement

<jbd> the switch is making the execution arrow go SE

<jbd> flush makes it go south!

<jbd> switch direction SE, flush direction S

<jbd> I wish I knew how rotate worked

<jbd> It's still eluding me

<jbd> based on what's happening with the End statements I'm testing switch definitely goes SE and flush goes S

<jalapenodude> how are you testing?

<jbd> Whenever it hits and End, it gets a consistent error message

<jbd> so you can use End to test if it makes it to a particular square

<jbd> like this one:

<jbd> run flush end / popen rotate end / - end end Unable to write to file

<jbd> I know it can't have gone outside of the boundry.

<jbd> and the r1c4 also still seems to be 'special'.

<jbd> this also gets V text: -- rotate -- / popen flush cache /-- rotate --

<jbd> ah, you don't need the rotate on the first line

<jbd> you do need it on the third line

<jbd> because the flush hits the rotate

<jalapenodude> where does the run go in that grid?

<jalapenodude> I just get "no disk access"

<jbd> sorry, I am including only the right half

<jbd> here's the full thing

<jbd> zone mount run -- --

<jbd> -- -- popen flush cache

<jbd> -- -- -- rotate --

<jbd> 'flush' moves the execution down to rotate. somehow from there it gets to the cache

<jbd> what I am needing now is an execution that hits four rotates before cache

<jalapenodude> so the program moves downwards at the beginning, not right?

<pelrun> what if the rotate functions on the execution direction of the cell *after* it (i.e. the rotate is delayed one step?)

<pelrun> doesn't seem to fit this example though, if it's going down from flush

<jbd> yeah. somehow it hopes from rotate to cache

<jalapenodude> okay so zone mount run -- --/-- -- flush cache --/-- -- rotate -- -- also works

<jbd> that's handy to know

<pelrun> what if the rotate doesn't function just on execution direction, but on the surrounding cells themselves?

<jbd> incidentally, I'm starting to think there's one pointer

<jbd> not multiple forks

<jbd> and that's an interesting thought perlrun

<xnera> pelrun, you mean that the cells rotate around the cell that has the rotate in it?

<pelrun> yeah

<xnera> and jbd, i am glad I am not the only person who misreads pelrun's name as perlrun :)

<jbd> hey, this is cool ... (cutting out first two columns)

<pelrun> heh, not the first time I've been mistaken for a man page either XD

<jbd> run - - / flush - - / popen end -

<jbd> that hits the end

<jbd> the popen makes it go east

<jbd> maybe *All* these commands are just directional somehow

<pelrun> yup

<pelrun> each command has an effect and a execution direction

<xnera> huh. i've been automatically going east after a popen without realising it

<jalapenodude> right side only: run cache --/popen rotate-- gets the approached the master one

[[User:Xnera|xnera]] 20:57, 30 June 2006 (PDT)

==More Direction Discussion!==
<jalapenodude> ok so I'm going to go command by command.

<jalapenodude> Zone and mount start a program. Zone also moves the program left.

<xnera> agreed

<jalapenodude> Mount moves the program SE.

<jalapenodude> Switch also moves the program southeast

<xnera> how are you getting mount moving it SE?

<jalapenodude> run -- --/switch -- --/-- end --

<jalapenodude> I'm skipping copy for now

<jalapenodude> sorry--I'm skipping rotate and working on copy

<jalapenodude> copy moves down

<pelrun> pread goes left

<pelrun> pwrite goes right

<pelrun> popen is right of course

<pelrun> perhaps run actually does fire execution chains off in all four directions, but only shows the most interesting message of the four - maybe the one that executed the longest without error

<jalapenodude> YES I DID IT!!!!!!

<pelrun> cool

<xnera> awesome!

<pelrun> looks like the one that was stumbled on earlier (but the program was lost)

<jalapenodude> the trick is that rotates go NE on odd-numbered columns and N on even-numbered columns

<jalapenodude> it should be Zone mount run -- /copy zone zone cache --/copy pwrite rotate -- --/copy rotate -- -- --/rotate -- -- -- --

[[User:Xnera|xnera]] 21:47, 30 June 2006 (PDT)

==Frob==

[ARG]/001 Ghogg says, "http://events.perplexcity.com/gateway/commandinterface/index.html"

[ARG]/002 Ghogg says, "this is the most recently popped up puzzle. it is a 'backdoor' of some sort with a bunch of unix-y commands"

[ARG]/003 inky says, "hey, I got it to do something"

[ARG]/004 Ghogg asks, "PWRITE, POPEN, and PREAD seem pretty straightforward. What would SWITCH and ROTATE do?"

[ARG]/005 inky says, "I figured that the commands were meaningless and it was just going to be a puzzle about spelling stuff out with the first two letters"

[ARG]/006 inky says, "if this is like befunge, then switch and rotate may change which direction execution moves in"

[ARG]/007 Ghogg asks (of inky), "whoa, really?"

[ARG]/008 inky says (to Ghogg), "well, I got it to blink and say "invalid command path""

[ARG]/009 inky says, "I realize that is not that exciting"

[ARG]/010 Ghogg says, "heh, ok. If you drop 'run' anywhere it'll try to excute the stuff on the row and column"

[ARG]/011 Ghogg says, "someone managed to get one thing to run ... lesse..."

[ARG]/012 Ghogg says, "something with mount and zone, but I'm not getting it to work"

[ARG]/013 Ghogg says, "I do think this is supposed to represent a 'real' computer system"

[ARG]/014 inky says, "yeah, apparently"

[ARG]/015 Jota says, "I got it to complain about disk access."

[ARG]/016 Jota says, "Runtime Error: No disk access."

[ARG]/017 inky says, "you have to popen first"

[ARG]/018 inky says, "er"

[ARG]/019 inky says, "mount first"

[ARG]/020 Jota says, "I've got mount as the first operations of the row and column (after run, in the upper left), and I've still got that error."

[ARG]/021 Jota says, "Which is interesting, since I guess it means I managed to compile."

[ARG]/022 * NewsBoy hollers, "Extra! Extra! Ghogg has posted message 6, about ''Backdoor' in Perplex City puzzle', to the bulletin board! Jaybird soon to be given WizBit!"

[ARG]/023 Ghogg says (to Jota), "the goal here seems to be either to a.) dump the system files from this point or b.) cause a crash that will let you break into the system proper"

[ARG]/024 Jota says, "I'm vaguely curious what that blank one is all about."

[ARG]/025 inky asks, "blank one?"

[ARG]/026 Jota says, "The thing in the upper right."

[ARG]/027 Jota says, "(Or is that only visible if you open the SWF directly?)"

[ARG]/028 inky says, "I don't see any such thing, yeah"

[ARG]/029 Jota says, "I managed to use it to get an 'undefined' command."

[ARG]/030 inky says, "neat"

[ARG]/031 Jota says, "Dunno if that's a bug or necessary to win."

[ARG]/032 Jota says, "Huh. It doesn't let you put things in certain places."

[ARG]/033 inky asks, "really?"

[ARG]/034 inky says, "I've occasionally had them snap back but it seemed to be more because I was misplacing them within the grid"

[ARG]/035 inky says, "and when I tried again it worked"

[ARG]/036 Jota says, "Let me try to recreate it."

[ARG]/037 Jota says, "I can't seem to find how I did it before."

[ARG]/038 Jota says, "'Session can not be unloaded at this time'."

[ARG]/039 inky says, "hrm"

[ARG]/040 inky says, "oh, heh"

[ARG]/041 Jota says, "'No area has been accessed'"

[ARG]/042 Jota asks, "Do we know what the P in popen, pwrite, pread are?"

[ARG]/043 inky says, "hey, nice"

[ARG]/044 inky asks, "how did you get it to do that?"

[ARG]/045 inky says, "no, although they're actually names of unix system functions"

[ARG]/046 Jota says, "Mount, run, rotate, end in the first row; run, rotate, end in the second column. (Same 'run'.)"

[ARG]/047 inky says, "although they're not related, I don't think -- popen forks a new process, and pread and pwrite read and write a file"

[ARG]/048 inky says, "hmm, interesting"

[ARG]/049 Jota says, "It appears that you need mount before run, and you need some command between run and end. I'm trying out the different commands now."

[ARG]/050 Jota says, "Hmm. I can legally put a pwrite before the mount."

[ARG]/051 Jota says, "I get the same runtime error, but at least it's a valid command grid."

[ARG]/052 Jota exclaims, "Woo, a file error!"

[ARG]/053 Jota says, "'File access denied'."

[ARG]/054 inky says, "awright"

[ARG]/055 josh_g says, "hee hee"

[ARG]/056 Jota says, "I am totally racking up the errors here."

[ARG]/057 josh_g says, "phrases you didn't expect to hear"

[ARG]/058 Jota exclaims, "Access error!"

[ARG]/059 Jota says, "(Unable to reset read permissions)"

[ARG]/060 Jota says, "I currently have zone, mount, run, rotate, pread / -, -, popen, zone, - / -, -, pwrite, pread, - / -, -, rotate, -, - / -, -, end, -, -."

[ARG]/061 Jota says, "I am confused by the fact that the zone needs to be present for this to 'work'."

[ARG]/062 Jota says, "'Timeout in folder'"

[ARG]/063 Jota says, "I still have no idea what I'm doing, but at least I've reached the point where I get lots of different messages."

[ARG]/064 Jota says, "Hmm. I think the timeout might mean some kind of loop."

[ARG]/065 inky says, "holy!!!"

[ARG]/066 inky says, "I think I got it"

[ARG]/067 inky says, "arg, shit, and the screen that popped up obscured what I did"

[ARG]/068 josh_g says, "woot!"

[ARG]/069 inky says, "curse it all"

[ARG]/070 josh_g says, "but you are still a winnar"

[ARG]/071 Jota says, "Congrats."

[ARG]/072 inky says, "so irritating"

[ARG]/073 inky says, "I really have no idea what I did"

[ARG]/074 inky says, "I think I put a rotate in the upper-right corner and and a switch in the lower-right"

[ARG]/075 inky says (to Jota), "starting from what you had"

[ARG]/076 (from josh_g) inky says, "but I might be able to remember more clearly for, say, $10"

[ARG]/077 Jota says, "Working silently and secretly, not sharing his progress (by which I mean 'error messages') with the rest of us."

[ARG]/078 inky says, "for the record, the code phrases or whatever from this seem to be "CRYPTO PARTS REF: 384621-5A" "EXTERNAL REF: 9CE42T""

[ARG]/079 Jota says, "I think you must have made more changes than to the upper right and lower right squares, since since that's an invalid command grid."

[ARG]/080 inky says, "yeah"

[ARG]/081 inky says, "I think the theory is rotate turns the direction of execution, and going off the edge without hitting an end is one of the things that trigger invalid"

[ARG]/082 inky says, "you've got the 'session can not be unloaded at this time' one, right? I think that's from hitting an end too early, or without caching or something"

[ARG]/083 Jota says, "Yeah."

[ARG]/084 Jota says, "I think that was the third one I saw, after the one for not mounting and the invalid grid one."

[ARG]/085 inky says, "dadgummit"

[ARG]/086 inky says, "I just got another useful ending screen"

[ARG]/087 inky says, "(so clearly the previous one wasn't the whole solution, which makes sense)"

[ARG]/088 Jota says, "Curse it all."

[ARG]/089 Jota says, "(I have no real reason to curse anything, but I just felt like going along with you.)"

[ARG]/099 inky says, "zone mount run rotate rotate / - - rotate zone cache / - - pwrite pread - / - - rotate - end / - - end - -"

[ARG]/100 inky says, "pops up one of the screens I've got"

[ARG]/101 inky says, "(but you can't keep accessing the grid at this point)"

[ARG]/102 Jota asks, "File access denied?"

[ARG]/103 inky says, "oh you're kidding me"

[ARG]/104 inky tries it himself

[ARG]/105 Jota says, "Maybe you did something else to gain access first."

[ARG]/106 inky says, "ack, I hope not"

[ARG]/107 inky says, "this will be even harder if it's not stateless"

[ARG]/108 inky says, "grah, yes, I get the error too"

[ARG]/109 inky says, "aha, sorry, I made a typo"

[ARG]/110 inky says, "try zone mount run rotate rotate / - - popen zone cache / - - pwrite pread - / - - rotate - end / - - end - -"

[ARG]/111 inky says, "ie, sub popen for the rotate on the second row"

[ARG]/112 Jota says, "Aha, there it is."

==Twiddle==

[16:57] <achenar> This whole thing would probably make more sense if I knew Unix, wouldn't it? ;)

[16:57] * _SB|nothere is now known as _SilentlyBroken

[16:57] <SteveC> So - we've got two distinct paths - one is giving us parts, the other is giving us chat..

[16:57] <SteveC> achenar: Not really

[16:57] <poozle> Knowing unix doesn't help achenar

[16:57] <Book[sidelines]> Hmm

[16:57] <Scott`> http://perplexcitywiki.com/wiki/Backdoor

[16:58] <SteveC> I'm not convinved that it's not just random :)

[16:58] <Scott`> has all the latest as i am aware

[16:58] * Cheese|Away is now known as MasterCheese

[16:58] * Gibbet has joined #syzygy

[16:58] <achenar> Ooh, thanks. *wikifies before she does anything too stupid* ;)

[16:59] <poozle> I'm looking at it and there seem to be patterns, just not a lot of them

[16:59] <AxysDenyed> Actually, you can just do zone mount run switch - / - - popen rotate cache

[16:59] <Book[sidelines]> No END needed ? Hm...

[17:00] * Mico has joined #syzygy

[17:00] <MAFIAA> end might be needed for the branches

[17:00] <CLU> Wait, what have we got so far?

[17:01] <poozle> Anyone had "Session can not be unloaded at this time"?

[17:01] <Wizdumb> yea

[17:01] <Wizdumb> that's from an end too early

[17:01] <poozle> ok

[17:01] <SteveC> brb

[17:01] <poozle> thanks, will keep trying

[17:01] * SteveC has quit IRC (Quit: )

[17:03] <jbd> that's interesting the switch works

[17:03] <Book[sidelines]> Yup.

[17:17] <TheBozzball> If you do programs consisting of just "run", you get invalid command grid unless you put run on the first column, in which case you get "no disk access". If you do programs consisting of square 1: some command, square 2: run, you get - for Switch, Copy, Flush, Pread, Cache, Mount - Inv. Command Grid, for the other 6 - No Disk Access

== Direction theories ==

DIrections that each comand moves in. If blocked (either by a side, or by a previously used square), then progresses to next listed direction. However, I haven't explored these latter moves extensively, so there are gaps.

In 2,2, from 1,1:
MO - SE
ZO - W, N, E, NE, [NW?], SW
SW - SE
RO - N, NE, [E?], S
CO - S
FL - S, SE (Seems to move BEFORE flushing) doesn't seem to go upwards
PW - E, S
PO - E, S
PR - W
CA - No direction
EN - No direction

How the filesystem works:

Files are accessed in a 3-dimensional, rotational space - think along the lines of X, Y and Z axes with the space wrapping around. The wiki is along the right lines on this. The 3 commands ZONE, SWITCH and ROTATE move along each axis. Not all axes ar the same length - there seem to be 4 zones, each with 5 switches, but the number of rotates in each of these varies (usually 1 or 2, sometimes 0).

Breaking the System:

Caine has given us one example, with an infinite loop, which we also found by accident. Usually, the execution of commands cannot loop as the executing program keeps track of which squares have been used already. If a command tries to enter a used square, it fails and moves to the next directionon its list. However, I think the FLUSH command clears out this "stack" of used squares, which means we can enter squares we have already been to and produce an infinite loop. For some reason, what should loop doesn't always get accepted by the "parser", i.e. only some loops work and crash the system.

These loops (following some other commands) seems to "work" (i.e. break) but they may or may not be dependent on the precending commands. I think they may also need to be "inescapable" - e.g. Flush doesn't seem to move upwards at all, so is best placed at the right-hand edge, surrounded by other commands to the left and below.:
FL RO PR
RO PW FL ZO
RO FL (with Flush at edge, no other way down)

Caine also reveals what looks to be an excerpt from an inetd.conf file. Looks like we need to break the system in another way, but haven't figured this out yet. - courtesy of Scribe

File:Backdoor message7.JPG

2006-07-01T20:32:54Z

Spugmeistress:

Backdoor

2006-07-01T20:31:18Z

Spugmeistress: /* Config 7: Coffee */

==Summary==

After discovering that [[V]] called someone at the [[Academy]]'s [[Crypto|Crypto Department]], [[Caine]] heads over to Crypto to investigate. He runs into his friend [[Neville Clark]], who is [http://www.theoozezone.com/archives/2006/06/dolor_sit_amet.html talkative], if obfuscating. The Cube Hunters entice Nev into sharing more information by giving him a [http://www.theoozezone.com/archives/2006/06/cracker.html puzzle], designed by [[User:jbd|jbd]], to solve. Nev takes the bait, and gives us a [http://www.theoozezone.com/archives/2006/06/cracked_1.html backdoor] that leads to a gridded file system.

Dragging the commands onto the grid to create various configurations yields a series of log snippets. Some of the logs resemble the [[Perplex City Errorlogs]] that were found before the [[puzzle cards]] were released.

The interface can be accessed at the following URL:

http://events.perplexcity.com/gateway/commandinterface/index.html

As of 12:36, 1 July 2006 (PDT), the puzzle is still being worked on. Join us in [irc://irc.chat-solutions.org:6667/#syzygy #syzygy], or see the discussion on the [[Talk:Backdoor|Talk]] page or at [http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=15627&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 Unforums].

==Commands==

Through the combined work of '''jalapenodude''', '''pelrun''', and [[User:jbd|jbd]], #syzygy has determined that the commands appear to work as follows:

The program pointer starts in upper left corner.

Directions:

<pre>
popen - east
pread - west
mount - se
pwrite - e
switch - se
copy - s
flush - s
</pre>

'rotate' does something different depending on where it is executed, but also (sometimes?) where it comes from. Here are some directions that occur:
<pre><nowiki>
e e e e s
s ne n n s
e n ne n s
ne n ne n s
ne n ne n n
</nowiki></pre>

However, it is possible for r3c5 to go north if entered from the west, for example.

The same goes for 'zone':
<pre><nowiki>
e e e w s
s w w n n
e e e n w
n w w n n
n w w n n
</nowiki></pre>

'end' ends execution whenever it gets hit on a specific error message. It is very good for testing where the code is going.
'cache' seems to only work as an end point.
'run' can go anywhere that the program pointer isn't reaching.

==Configurations==

Here are the various configurations and logs that have been discovered.

====Config 1: Smart Dust Cameras====
'''Configuration:''' zone, mount, run, rotate, rotate/ - - popen, zone, cache/ - - pwrite pread -/ - - rotate - end/ - - end - -

[[Image:Backdoor message.jpg]]

====Config 2: Approaching the Master====

'''Configuration:''' zone, mount, run, rotate, rotate/ - - popen, rotate, cache/ - - end - -

'''Alternate Configuration:''' zone, mount, run, pwrite, cache/ - - popen, rotate, cache

[[Image:Backdoor message2.jpg]]

====Config 3: Neuro Scanner====

'''Configuration:''' zone mount run switch switch/ - - popen rotate cache / - - end - -

'''Alternate Configuration:''' zone mount run switch rotate/ - - popen rotate cache / - - end - -

'''Alternate Configuration:''' zone mount run cache -/ - - popen rotate -

'''Alternate Configuration:''' zone mount run - -/ - - switch cache -/ - - - rotate -

[[Image:Backdoor message3.jpg]]

====Config 4: Laser====

'''Configuration:''' zone mount run -- –/copy zone zone cache --/copy pwrite rotate -- --/copy rotate -- -- --/rotate -- -- -- --

[[Image:Backdoor message4.png]]

====Config 5: Sphere====

'''Configuration:''' zone mount run -- / copy zone zone cache - / copy pwrite rotate -- / copy rotate --- / switch ----

[[Image:Backdoor message5.JPG]]

====Config 6: Gatehouse 24====

''Configuration:''' Zone Mount Run -- -- / -- -- Copy Switch Flush / -- -- Pwrite Rotate Rotate

Nb. it also works if you substitute Pwrite with Popen or Rotate, the same result is yielded.

When this configuration is run, a message '''Operation in progress''' appears. The screen then distorts and wavers. Finally, a log appears. Discussion on Unforums suggests that the logs may rotate, or appear randomly.

=====Log 1=====
<pre>
[ GATEHOUSE 24 ]

:: start 143805 +000000
:: start 143805 +000000
:: archive location { dev 7 }
:: index { yes }
:: retention { 9 }
:: processing time { 0.53 }
::

A

// labeled A;
// triangulated location mapped;
// passive badge { present }
// badge query { friedberg, i {119yr} }

You really said that [?]

// preliminary review complete

B

// labeled B;
// triangulated location mapped;
// passive badge { present }
// badge query { carrick, h {624yr} }

I was hungry [!] I'm not diplomatic when I'm starving [.]

// preliminary review complete
// 45% positive emotional state
// cross reference surveillance footage

{ extrapolated: badge {line 16} extracted }

{ gatekeeper system 24;
active badge interrogated, passed }

FRIEDBERG, I

I bet you fifty lecks your stuff is wiped when you get back [.]

// preliminary review complete

CARRICK, H

Hah [,] I'd like to see him even try [.]

// preliminary review complete

[ LOG EXCERPT ENDS ]
</pre>
=====Log 2=====
<pre>
[ GATEHOUSE 24 ]

:: start 055814 +000000
:: start 061055 +000000
:: archive location { dev 7 }
:: index { yes }
:: retention { 9 }
:: processing time { 0.53 }
::

A

// labeled A;
// triangulated location mapped;
// passive badge { present }
// badge query { porta, c {112yr} }

Where have you been [?]

// preliminary review complete

B

// labeled B;
// triangulated location mapped;
// passive badge { present }
// badge query { bazeries, l {520yr} }

So I'm a little late [.] Relax [.]

// preliminary review complete
// 45% positive emotional state
// cross reference surveillance footage

{ extrapolated: badge {line 16} extracted }

{ gatekeeper system 24;
active badge interrogated, passed }

PORTA, C

We have to hurry and get this thing done [.]

// preliminary review complete

BAZERIES, L

Is he here yet [?]

// preliminary review complete

PORTA, C

I think so [.] Let's hurry [.]

// preliminary review complete

BAZERIES, L

I hope there's coffee [.]

// preliminary review complete

PORTA, C

Focus on the project [,] dunderhead [.]

// preliminary review complete

[ LOG EXCERPT ENDS ]
</pre>
=====Log 3=====
<pre>
[ GATEHOUSE 24 ]

:: start 192355 +000000
:: start 192401 +000000
:: archive location { dev 7 }
:: index { yes }
:: retention { 9 }
:: processing time { 0.53 }
::

A

// labeled A;
// triangulated location mapped;
// passive badge { present }
// badge query { ashford, r {737yr} }

Hey [,] wait up [.]

// preliminary review complete

B

// labeled B;
// triangulated location mapped;
// passive badge { present }
// badge query { wooster, m {019yr} }

Oh [,] sorry [.] Hard meeting today [.]

// preliminary review complete
// 23% positive emotional state
// cross reference surveillance footage

{ extrapolated: badge {line 16} extracted }

{ gatekeeper system 24;
active badge interrogated, passed }

ASHFORD, R

Do you ever wonder [...]

// preliminary review complete

WOOSTER, M

Don't say it [.]

// preliminary review complete

ASHFORD, R

I know [,] I know [.] No place is safe [.]

// preliminary review complete

[ LOG EXCERPT ENDS ]
</pre>

====Config 7: Coffee====

'''Configuration:''' zone mount run switch- / -- pwrite rotate flush / ---cache zone / ----- / -----

[[Image:Backdoor message7.JPG]]

Backdoor

2006-07-01T20:30:53Z

Spugmeistress: config 7

==Summary==

After discovering that [[V]] called someone at the [[Academy]]'s [[Crypto|Crypto Department]], [[Caine]] heads over to Crypto to investigate. He runs into his friend [[Neville Clark]], who is [http://www.theoozezone.com/archives/2006/06/dolor_sit_amet.html talkative], if obfuscating. The Cube Hunters entice Nev into sharing more information by giving him a [http://www.theoozezone.com/archives/2006/06/cracker.html puzzle], designed by [[User:jbd|jbd]], to solve. Nev takes the bait, and gives us a [http://www.theoozezone.com/archives/2006/06/cracked_1.html backdoor] that leads to a gridded file system.

Dragging the commands onto the grid to create various configurations yields a series of log snippets. Some of the logs resemble the [[Perplex City Errorlogs]] that were found before the [[puzzle cards]] were released.

The interface can be accessed at the following URL:

http://events.perplexcity.com/gateway/commandinterface/index.html

As of 12:36, 1 July 2006 (PDT), the puzzle is still being worked on. Join us in [irc://irc.chat-solutions.org:6667/#syzygy #syzygy], or see the discussion on the [[Talk:Backdoor|Talk]] page or at [http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=15627&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 Unforums].

==Commands==

Through the combined work of '''jalapenodude''', '''pelrun''', and [[User:jbd|jbd]], #syzygy has determined that the commands appear to work as follows:

The program pointer starts in upper left corner.

Directions:

<pre>
popen - east
pread - west
mount - se
pwrite - e
switch - se
copy - s
flush - s
</pre>

'rotate' does something different depending on where it is executed, but also (sometimes?) where it comes from. Here are some directions that occur:
<pre><nowiki>
e e e e s
s ne n n s
e n ne n s
ne n ne n s
ne n ne n n
</nowiki></pre>

However, it is possible for r3c5 to go north if entered from the west, for example.

The same goes for 'zone':
<pre><nowiki>
e e e w s
s w w n n
e e e n w
n w w n n
n w w n n
</nowiki></pre>

'end' ends execution whenever it gets hit on a specific error message. It is very good for testing where the code is going.
'cache' seems to only work as an end point.
'run' can go anywhere that the program pointer isn't reaching.

==Configurations==

Here are the various configurations and logs that have been discovered.

====Config 1: Smart Dust Cameras====
'''Configuration:''' zone, mount, run, rotate, rotate/ - - popen, zone, cache/ - - pwrite pread -/ - - rotate - end/ - - end - -

[[Image:Backdoor message.jpg]]

====Config 2: Approaching the Master====

'''Configuration:''' zone, mount, run, rotate, rotate/ - - popen, rotate, cache/ - - end - -

'''Alternate Configuration:''' zone, mount, run, pwrite, cache/ - - popen, rotate, cache

[[Image:Backdoor message2.jpg]]

====Config 3: Neuro Scanner====

'''Configuration:''' zone mount run switch switch/ - - popen rotate cache / - - end - -

'''Alternate Configuration:''' zone mount run switch rotate/ - - popen rotate cache / - - end - -

'''Alternate Configuration:''' zone mount run cache -/ - - popen rotate -

'''Alternate Configuration:''' zone mount run - -/ - - switch cache -/ - - - rotate -

[[Image:Backdoor message3.jpg]]

====Config 4: Laser====

'''Configuration:''' zone mount run -- –/copy zone zone cache --/copy pwrite rotate -- --/copy rotate -- -- --/rotate -- -- -- --

[[Image:Backdoor message4.png]]

====Config 5: Sphere====

'''Configuration:''' zone mount run -- / copy zone zone cache - / copy pwrite rotate -- / copy rotate --- / switch ----

[[Image:Backdoor message5.JPG]]

====Config 6: Gatehouse 24====

''Configuration:''' Zone Mount Run -- -- / -- -- Copy Switch Flush / -- -- Pwrite Rotate Rotate

Nb. it also works if you substitute Pwrite with Popen or Rotate, the same result is yielded.

When this configuration is run, a message '''Operation in progress''' appears. The screen then distorts and wavers. Finally, a log appears. Discussion on Unforums suggests that the logs may rotate, or appear randomly.

=====Log 1=====
<pre>
[ GATEHOUSE 24 ]

:: start 143805 +000000
:: start 143805 +000000
:: archive location { dev 7 }
:: index { yes }
:: retention { 9 }
:: processing time { 0.53 }
::

A

// labeled A;
// triangulated location mapped;
// passive badge { present }
// badge query { friedberg, i {119yr} }

You really said that [?]

// preliminary review complete

B

// labeled B;
// triangulated location mapped;
// passive badge { present }
// badge query { carrick, h {624yr} }

I was hungry [!] I'm not diplomatic when I'm starving [.]

// preliminary review complete
// 45% positive emotional state
// cross reference surveillance footage

{ extrapolated: badge {line 16} extracted }

{ gatekeeper system 24;
active badge interrogated, passed }

FRIEDBERG, I

I bet you fifty lecks your stuff is wiped when you get back [.]

// preliminary review complete

CARRICK, H

Hah [,] I'd like to see him even try [.]

// preliminary review complete

[ LOG EXCERPT ENDS ]
</pre>
=====Log 2=====
<pre>
[ GATEHOUSE 24 ]

:: start 055814 +000000
:: start 061055 +000000
:: archive location { dev 7 }
:: index { yes }
:: retention { 9 }
:: processing time { 0.53 }
::

A

// labeled A;
// triangulated location mapped;
// passive badge { present }
// badge query { porta, c {112yr} }

Where have you been [?]

// preliminary review complete

B

// labeled B;
// triangulated location mapped;
// passive badge { present }
// badge query { bazeries, l {520yr} }

So I'm a little late [.] Relax [.]

// preliminary review complete
// 45% positive emotional state
// cross reference surveillance footage

{ extrapolated: badge {line 16} extracted }

{ gatekeeper system 24;
active badge interrogated, passed }

PORTA, C

We have to hurry and get this thing done [.]

// preliminary review complete

BAZERIES, L

Is he here yet [?]

// preliminary review complete

PORTA, C

I think so [.] Let's hurry [.]

// preliminary review complete

BAZERIES, L

I hope there's coffee [.]

// preliminary review complete

PORTA, C

Focus on the project [,] dunderhead [.]

// preliminary review complete

[ LOG EXCERPT ENDS ]
</pre>
=====Log 3=====
<pre>
[ GATEHOUSE 24 ]

:: start 192355 +000000
:: start 192401 +000000
:: archive location { dev 7 }
:: index { yes }
:: retention { 9 }
:: processing time { 0.53 }
::

A

// labeled A;
// triangulated location mapped;
// passive badge { present }
// badge query { ashford, r {737yr} }

Hey [,] wait up [.]

// preliminary review complete

B

// labeled B;
// triangulated location mapped;
// passive badge { present }
// badge query { wooster, m {019yr} }

Oh [,] sorry [.] Hard meeting today [.]

// preliminary review complete
// 23% positive emotional state
// cross reference surveillance footage

{ extrapolated: badge {line 16} extracted }

{ gatekeeper system 24;
active badge interrogated, passed }

ASHFORD, R

Do you ever wonder [...]

// preliminary review complete

WOOSTER, M

Don't say it [.]

// preliminary review complete

ASHFORD, R

I know [,] I know [.] No place is safe [.]

// preliminary review complete

[ LOG EXCERPT ENDS ]
</pre>

====Config 7: Coffee====
Z M R SW --/ -- -- PW RO FL/ -- -- -- CA ZO
'''Configuration:''' zone mount run switch- / -- pwrite rotate flush / ---cache zone / ----- / -----

[[Image:Backdoor message7.JPG]]