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			There once was a lad named Kurt,

			We all feared he might be hurt,

			He met the Third Power,

			And rather than cower,

			We think he lies dead in the dirt.

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 If this situation resolves itself nicely I reckon it could be adapted into a brilliant Kurtoon series.
 I'm going to the European Kurt of Human Rights.
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-==Lament==
+Things seem to be getting much worse
 Kurt went off with dreams of glory, Underpants on over corduroy slacks.
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 Tell us the horrible way you were made to die!
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 R esulted in his
-T ermination.
+T ermination?

Gibbet: A compilation of Kurt related 'humour'

2006-01-18T18:25:58Z

A compilation of Kurt related 'humour'

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The following is a result of tension built-up from the lack of hearing the outcome of [[Kurt]]'s visit to [[Gillit Road]] and includes 'work' from many of those over at UF and on IRC. If I have missed any classics then apologies, and feel free to add them.

==Disclaimer==

Reading the following content may cause uncontrollable mirth.

However more likely effects include grimacing, cringing and madness!

You have been warned!

==Schrodinger's Kurt==

Kurt is alive.

Kurt is dead.

These are the two possiblities

Schrodinger's Kurt describes the suituation where both are true.

Naturally getting an update from the POLT will cause this theory to break down as it will in effect be a measurement altering the result!

==Puns==

Death would certainly Kurtail his career.

It looks like it could be Kurtains.

If this situation resolves itself nicely I reckon it could be adapted into a brilliant Kurtoon series.

I'm going to the European Kurt of Human Rights.

I hadn't realised how disKurteous I and my fellow pundits had been.

I just hope PXC won't be needing to issue a death Kurtificate anytime soon!

If he dies, is it a Kurtastrophe?

We Kurtinue to speculate.

==Limericks==

There was a young man called Kurt

Who ended up seriously hurt

To Gillit Road he went

By the Earth CRT sent

And now his body lies in the dirt

Oh a Wednesday full of gloom

A group gathered in a chat room

Is Kurt dead?

Is what they said.

Yes he went up in a boom!

Kurt went to Gillit road

As this is what he was told

When he got there

Information they did share

It was worth its weight in gold!

One week after it snowed

Kurt to Gillit Road had to go

But he went out and got pissed

And the meeting he missed

And he's too ashamed now to let us all know!

MC had comitted a crime

They didnt update "the path of least time"

"Give us the score!

Is Kurt dead on the floor?

Or is he tied up with some twine?

We fear that our Kurt might be dead

Bleeding out from the hole in his head

We sit and we sigh

And we ask ourselves why

Didn't we send Garnet instead?

Kurt's silence is not reassuring

Nor Violet's: are they both abjuring

their duty to post

one or two lines at most

to let us know what they're enduring?

There once was a guy called Kurt

Who now lies several feet under the dirt

What a tragic loss

He's covered in moss

Now the Third Power are alert..

==Lament==

Kurt went off with dreams of glory, Underpants on over corduroy slacks.

We’re starting to think that it got rather gory, and we’re wondering which part of him we're going to get back.

Oh Kurt, if you’re listening up there in the sky

Tell us the horrible way you were made to die!

==Joke==

A guy walks into a bar. The barman says, "Hey man, how's your day been?" "I've been scribing puzzles all day, if you must know. Can you just get me a damn drink?" snaps the guy. "Well sheesh," replies the barman, "no need to be so bloomin' Kurt!"

==Acrostic Poem==

K urt,

U nfiction

R esulted in his

T ermination.