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=The E-mails=


Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological orderFeel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.
This page has become very ''very'' long.  To help curb that, we are now sorting by year.  Please see the appropriate page, linked below for older emails.  This page will contain only emails from the current yearIt would appear newer emails are being recieved in progression with waves of cards and major events, so (in theory) the newest emails should be chronologically sorted, to the bottom of this page.
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==SFC (Senior Fellows Meet with Sente)==
* '''[[Leaked E-mails:2003]]'''
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* '''[[Leaked E-mails:2004]]'''
* '''[[Leaked E-mails:2005]]'''




===10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm===
=This year's E-mails=


From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]]<br/>
Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological orderFeel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]]<br/>
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Subject: SFC<br/>
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm
 
Lord, that was a difficult meeting.
 
 
===10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm===
 
From: [[Sanjean Adamek]]<br/>
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]]<br/>
Subject: SFC<br/>
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm
 
Ah, yes. Our dear [[Inari Ekeba|Professor Ekeba]] can become a little... agitated.
 
 
===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===
 
From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]]<br/>
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]]<br/>
Subject: SFC<br/>
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm
 
I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.
 
 
===10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm===
 
From: [[Sanjean Adamek]]<br/>
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]]<br/>
Subject: SFC<br/>
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm
 
There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.
 
 
===10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm===
 
From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]]<br/>
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]]<br/>
Subject: SFC<br/>
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm
 
So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.
 
 
===10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm===
 
From: [[Sanjean Adamek]]<br/>
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]]<br/>
Subject: SFC<br/>
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm
 
Ah. Wheels within wheels.
 
 
===10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm===
 
From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]]<br/>
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]]<br/>
Subject: SFC<br/>
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm
 
What do you mean?
 
 
===10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm===
 
From: [[Sanjean Adamek]]<br/>
To: [[Astrid Lindstrom]]<br/>
Subject: SFC<br/>
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm
 
Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else
to encroach on them.
 
 
===10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm===
 
From: [[Astrid Lindstrom]]<br/>
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]]<br/>
Subject: SFC<br/>
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm
 
Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.
 
==(blank subject) Super Sneaky!==
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===22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm===
 
From: name withheld<br/>
To: name withheld<br/>
Subject:<br/>
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm
 
We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?
 
[[V]].
 
 
===22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm===
 
From: name withheld<br/>
To: name withheld<br/>
Subject:<br/>
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm
 
It's not convenient right now.
 
 
===22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm===
 
From: name withheld<br/>
To: name withheld<br/>
Subject:<br/>
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm
 
Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.
 
[[V]].
 
 
===22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm===
 
From: name withheld<br/>
To: name withheld<br/>
Subject:<br/>
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm
 
I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.
 
 
===22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm===
From: name withheld<br />
To: name withheld<br />
Subject:<br />
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm
 
Make your excuses and leave.
 
[[V]].
 
 
===22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm===
From: name withheld<br />
To: name withheld<br />
Subject:<br />
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm
 
I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.
 
 
===22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm===
 
From: name withheld<br/>
To: name withheld<br/>
Subject:<br/>
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm
 
As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more
senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses
and leave the meeting.
 
[[V]].
 
==(blank subject) Sneaky!==
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===8 Jan. 2004 2.28am===
 
From: name withheld<br/>
To: name withheld<br/>
Subject:<br/>
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am
 
It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the
appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the
third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She
didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two
hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer
to [[V]].
 
 
===8 Jan. 2004 2.31am===
 
From: name withheld<br/>
To: name withheld<br/>
Subject:<br/>
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am
 
I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to
go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this
further.
 
==Party Arrangements (Violet Kiteway sick on Ball night)==
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===15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm===
 
From: [[Violet Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
Subject: Re: Party arrangements<br/>
Date: 15 Jan. 2004  3.28pm
 
Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's
turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make
it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great
success as usual.
 
[[Violet Kiteway|V]].
 
 
===15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm===
 
From: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Violet Kiteway]]<br/>
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements<br/>
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm
 
Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?
 
[[Sente Kiteway|S]].
 
 
===15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm===
 
From: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Violet Kiteway]]<br/>
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements<br/>
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm
 
No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just
flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.
 
[[Violet Kiteway|V]].
 
 
==Don't worry about him (Garnet is in a strop with Tippy)==
--------------
 
 
===11 Mar 2005 3.13pm===
From: [[Tippy Ankron]]<br />
To: [[Caine Johansson]]<br />
Subject: Don't worry about him<br />
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm
 
I think [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.
 
 
===11 Mar 2005 3.15pm===
 
From: [[Caine Johansson]]<br />
To: [[Tippy Ankron]]<br />
Subject: Re: Don't worry about him<br />
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.15pm<br />
 
Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
 
 
===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===
 
From: [[Tippy Ankron]]<br />
To: [[Caine Johansson]]<br />
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him<br />
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm
 
<nowiki>*Shudder*</nowiki> I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.
 
 
===11 Mar 2005 3.20pm===
 
From: [[Caine Johansson]]<br />
To: [[Tippy Ankron]]<br />
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him<br />
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.20pm<br />
 
Maybe you should send Von under there to scout it out first.  He's expendable.<br />
 
 
===11 Mar 2005 3.18pm===
''Note: Given the progression of dialogue, I think whoever put in this entry copied the 3.18 entry, changed the body of the email, but forgot to change the date to the appropriate time.  Please change this to the appropriate time if you have the original email and can confirm this.''
 
From: [[Tippy Ankron]]<br />
To: [[Caine Johansson]]<br />
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him<br />
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm<br />
 
No, I need him as my food taster. <br />
 
==Favour... (Scarlett wants a favour)==
--------------
 
 
===3 April 2005 12.17pm===
 
From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
Subject: Favour....<br/>
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm
 
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]].... would you let [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] know that I borrowed her embroidered bag and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?
 
xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]]
 
 
===3 April 2005 1.56pm===
 
From: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]]<br/>
Subject: Favour....<br/>
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm
 
Dear [[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],
 
Yes, I've told [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]]. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!
 
Love,
[[Sente Kiteway|Dad]]
 
 
===3 April 2005 3.35pm===
 
From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
Subject: Favour....<br/>
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm
 
<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. Thanks [[Sente Kiteway|Dad]] you're the best!
 
xxx
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Lettie]],
 
 
==Quick check (Anna & Kurt talk Sanskrit)==
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''note: the timing in this conversation seems confusing.  hopefully more emails will clarify it, but there is a chance that the time stamp on one or more emails is incorrect.
''
 
===18 Apr. 2005 11.54am===
 
From: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
To: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
Subject: Quick check<br/>
Sent: 18 April 2005 11.54am
 
Could you take a look at the attached?  My Sanskrit isn't what it should be :)
 
Thanks.
 
 
===18 Apr. 2005 12.36pm===
 
From: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
To: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
Subject: Re: Quick check<br/>
Sent: 18 April 2005 12.36pm
 
No problem. It's all fine except for the fourth line: you might want to
change 'gardabhanda' to 'gardabharatha'. Really. I think you should.
 
 
===18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm===
 
From: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
To: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Quick Check<br/>
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm
 
Your Sanskrit's safe with me. :)
 
 
===18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm===
 
From: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
To: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check<br/>
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm
 
Whoops. Good catch.  Better not mention that one to [[Sente Kiteway|S]].
 
==(blank subject) V & V's boss re: Holyoke murder==
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===27 April 2005 8.32am===
 
From: name withheld<br />
To: name withheld<br />
Subject:<br />
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am<br />
 
I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.
 
 
===27 April 2005 8.33am===
 
From: name withheld<br />
To: name withheld<br />
Subject:<br />
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am<br />
 
Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.
 
[[V]].
 
 
===27 April 2005 8.47am===
 
From: name withheld<br />
To: name withheld<br />
Subject:<br />
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am<br />
 
Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?
 
 
===27 Apr. 2005 8.49am===
 
From: name withheld<br />
To: name withheld<br />
Subject:<br />
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am
 
Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?
 
[[V]].
 
 
===27 Apr. 2005 8.50am===
 
From: name withheld<br />
To: name withheld<br />
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am
 
That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.
 
 
===27 Apr. 2005 8.51am===
 
From: name withheld<br />
To: name withheld<br />
Subject:<br />
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am
 
Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another [[Reynolds Ionizer]]?
 
[[V]].
 
 
===27 Apr. 2005 8.52am===
 
From: name withheld<br />
To: name withheld<br />
Subject:<br />
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am
 
No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.
 
 
===27 April 2005 8.54am===
 
From: name withheld<br />
To: name withheld<br />
Subject:<br />
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am<br />
 
And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us?<br />
 
[[V]].
 
 
===27 April 2005 8.55am===
 
From: name withheld<br />
To: name withheld<br />
Subject:<br />
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am<br />
 
I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.
 
 
===27 Apr. 2005 8.56am===
 
From: name withheld<br />
To: name withheld<br />
Subject:<br />
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am
 
Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.
 
[[V]].
 
 
==Protocol (Henrik Tanner / Garnet)==
--------------
 
===1 June 2005 12.36pm===
 
From: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
To: [[Henrik Tanner]]<br/>
Subject: Protocol<br/>
Sent: 1 June 2005 12.36pm<br/>
 
I'm concerned that you allowed a journalist into your office. If a
member of the public needs only a press pass to enter the Head of
Security's inner sanctum, why upgrade all the Academy's k-locks?
 
You must not allow the media spotlight to dazzle you. Focus on the job.
 
 
===1 June 2005 1.04pm===
 
From: [[Henrik Tanner]]<br/>
To: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
Subject: Re: Protocol<br/>
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.04pm<br/>
 
Garnet,
 
I appreciate your advice as a fellow professional.  But remember the boundaries of your jurisdiction here.
 
 
===1 June 2005 1.44pm===
 
From: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
To: [[Henrik Tanner]]<br/>
Subject: Re: Re: Protocol<br/>
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.44pm<br/>
 
This is no time for marking your territory.  There are greater issues at stake, as you know.  Accept the advice in the spirit it was given.
 
 
===1 June 2005 1.54pm===
 
From: [[Henrik Tanner]]<br/>
To: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol<br/>
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm<br/>
 
I did.
 
Now I have a patrol to conduct.
 
==A proposal (Isaac invites Anna to a recital.)==
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===1 June 2005 4.12pm===
 
From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]]<br/>
To: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
Subject: A proposal<br/>
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm<br/>
 
Good afternoon.
 
Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing
programme of Earth fugues at the [[Lieucent Hall]].
 
 
===1 June 2005 4.37pm===
 
From: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]]<br/>
Subject: Re: A proposal<br/>
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm<br/>
 
That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short
notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids. <br/>
 
 
===1 June 2005 4.40pm===
 
From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]]<br/>
To: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal<br/>
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm
 
Can't [[Fleming]] look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.
 
 
===1 June 2005 4.47pm===
 
From: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]]<br/>
To: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal<br/>
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.47pm
 
Isaac, behave.
 
(I'll ask.)
 
===2 June 2005 9.43pm===
 
From: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
To: [[Isaac Cymbalisty]]<br/>
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: A proposal<br/>
Sent: 2 June 2005 9.43pm
 
Good news - Carl is happy to stay at home on Thursday. (He's not really a fugue man anyway.)
 
It's about time we caught upMaybe we can have a glass of Tokay before the recital and set the world to rights.  See you at the library around 6pm?
 
Thanks for giving me an excuse.
 
==Tea (Sanjean invites Vi & Scarlett for tea)==
--------------
 
===10 June 2005 2.27pm===
 
From: [[Sanjean Adamek]]<br/>
To: [[Violet Kiteway]], [[Scarlett Kiteway]]<br/>
Subject: Tea<br/>
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm
 
Your Aunty [[Annaliese Adamek]] and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?
 
Love,<br/>
Uncle Sanj
 
 
===10 June 2005 2.32pm===
 
From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]]<br/>
Subject: Tea<br/>
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm
 
Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty [[Annliese Adamek|Annaliese]] is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?
 
 
===10 June 2005 2.33pm===
 
From: [[Sanjean Adamek]]<br/>
To: [[Scarlett Kiteway]]<br/>
Subject: Tea<br/>
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm
 
Could be ;)
 
 
===10 June 2005 8.27pm===
 
From: [[Violet Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]]<br/>
Subject: Tea<br/>
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm
 
Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?
 
 
===10 June 2005 8.48pm===
 
From: [[Sanjean Adamek]]<br/>
To: [[Violet Kiteway]]<br/>
Subject: Tea<br/>
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm
 
Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?
 
 
===10 June 2005 8.54pm===
 
From: [[Violet Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Sanjean Adamek]]<br/>
Subject: Tea<br/>
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm
 
Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?
 
 
==Confidential matter (Sente Calls Anna, urgently, re: Aiko)==
--------------
 
 
===14 June 2005 4.01pm===
 
From: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
Subject: Confidential matter<br/>
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm
 
[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -
 
Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter
I need to discuss with you.
 
[[Sente Kiteway|S]].
 
 
===14 June 2005 4.03pm===
 
From: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
To: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
Subject: Confidential matter<br/>
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm
 
I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?
 
 
===14 June 2005 4.04pm===
 
From: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
Subject: Confidential matter<br/>
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm
 
I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.
 
 
===14 June 2005 4.38pm===
 
From: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
To: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
Subject: Confidential matter<br/>
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm
 
[[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko's]] personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that
she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication
for her work.
 
 
===14 June 2005 4.39pm===
 
From: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
Subject: Confidential matter<br/>
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm
 
I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.
 
 
===14 June 2005 4.46pm===
 
From: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
To: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
Subject: Confidential matter<br/>
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm
 
Honestly, I can't believe [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]] to be particularly motivated to bring the [[Receda Cube|Cube]] home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.
 
 
===14 June 2005 4.48pm===
 
From: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
Subject: Confidential matter<br/>
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm
 
[[Anna Heath|Anna]] -
 
I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The
matter is closed.
 
[[Sente Kiteway|S]].
 
 
===14 June 2005 4.54pm===
 
From: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
To: [[Roberto Solitano]]<br/>
Subject: Confidential<br/>
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm
 
Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.
 
 
==Psst (Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook)==
--------------
 
 
===5 Sept 2005 2.06pm ===
 
From: [[Anna Heath]]<br />
To:  [[Caine Johansson]]<br />
Subject: Psst<br />
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm<br />
 
Caine,<br />
 
Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.
 
 
===5 Sept 2005 2.10pm===
 
From: [[Caine Johansson]]<br />
To: [[Anna Heath]]<br />
Subject: Re: Psst<br />
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm<br />
 
No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.
 
 
==Tonight (Kurt is NOT dating Violet!)==
--------------
 
 
===7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm===
 
From: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
Subject: Tonight<br/>
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm
 
Hey - [[Anna Heath|Anna]] said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at [[Ascendancy Point]] with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.
 
 
===7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm===
 
From: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
To: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
Subject: Tonight<br/>
Date: 7  Sept. 2005 3.23pm
 
Great! Don't suppose any of [[Violet Kiteway|Violet's]] friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D
 
 
===7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm===
 
From: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
Subject: Tonight<br/>
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm
 
Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.
 
 
===7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm===
 
From: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
To: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
Subject: Tonight<br/>
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm
 
<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and [[Violet Kiteway|Violet]] been together?
 
 
===7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm===
 
From: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
Subject: Tonight<br/>
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm
 
Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.
 
 
===7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm===
 
From: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
To: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
Subject: Tonight<br/>
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm
 
Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together
so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.
 
 
===7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm===
 
From: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
Subject: Tonight<br/>
Date: 7  Sept. 2005 3.46pm
 
Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!
 
 
===7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm===
 
From: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
To: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
Subject: Tonight<br/>
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm
 
Sorry... :-(
 
 
===7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm===
 
From: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
Subject: Tonight<br/>
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm
 
Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.
 
 
==Morning after (Camaraderie with Garnet & Caine)==
--------------
 
 
===9 Sept. 2005 9.38am===
 
From: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
To: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am
 
How are you feeling this morning?
 
 
===9 Sept. 2005 9.40am===
 
From: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
To: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am<br/>
 
Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?
 
 
===9 Sept. 2005 9.41am===
 
From: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
To: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am
 
I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?
 
 
===9 Sept. 2005 9.42am===
 
From: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
To: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9  Sept. 2005 9.42am
 
Still. Too. Loud.
 
 
===9 Sept. 2005 9.43am===
 
From: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
To: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am
 
Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.
 
 
===9 Sept. 2005 9.44am===
 
From: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
To: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am
 
Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!
 
 
===9 Sept. 2005 9.45am===
 
From: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
To: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am
 
Literally, at one point, as I recall.
 
 
===9 Sept. 2005 9.46am===
 
From: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
To: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am
 
Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)
 
''This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrect.  It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 [[User:Scott|Scott]]''
 
===9 Sept. 2005 9.47am===
 
From: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
To: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am
 
No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.
 
 
===9 Sept. 2005 9.48am===
 
From: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
To: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am
 
Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....
 
 
===9 Sept. 2005 9.50am===
 
From: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
To: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am
 
Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.
 
 
===9 Sept. 2005 10.12am===
 
From: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
To: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9  Sept. 2005 10.12am
 
What -things- exactly?
 
 
===9 Sept. 2005 10.13am===
 
From: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
To: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9  Sept. 2005 10.13am
 
Ah, that would be telling.
 
 
===9 Sept. 2005 10.14am===
 
From: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
To: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am
 
No, seriously, what -things-?
 
 
===9 Sept. 2005 10.15am===
 
From: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
To: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am
 
Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....
 
 
===9 Sept. 2005 10.16am===
 
From: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
To: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am
 
I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?
 
 
===9 Sept. 2005 10.17am===
 
From: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
To: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: Morning after<br/>
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am
 
Oh yes.
 
 
==Pix! (Scarlett reports from Tanraga)==
--------------
 
 
===21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm===
 
From: [[Scarlett Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Sente Kiteway]], [[Violet Kiteway]]<br/>
Subject: Pix!<br/>
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm
 
Hey guys
 
Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!
 
Love,
[[Scarlett Kiteway|Scarlett]]
 
 
==Yellow/I would say (Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery)==
--------------
 
 
===23 Sept. 2005 8.38am===
 
From: [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
Subject: Yellow<br/>
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am
 
Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning
 
 
===23 Sept. 2005 8.40am===
 
From: [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
Subject: Yellow<br/>
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am
 
I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now
before they wash it off.
 
 
===23 Sept. 2005 9.12am===
 
From: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
Subject: Yellow<br/>
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am
 
That's brilliant! Who did it?
 
 
===23 Sept. 2005 9.15am===
 
From: [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
Subject: Yellow<br/>
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am
 
If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?
 
 
===23 Sept. 2005 9.16am===
 
From: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
Subject: Yellow<br/>
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am
 
Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.
 
 
===23 Sept. 2005 9.17am===
 
From: [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
Subject: Yellow<br/>
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am<br/>
 
Is that one of your weird Earthisms?
 
 
===23 Sept. 2005 9.18am===
 
From: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
Subject: Yellow<br/>
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am
 
Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.
 
 
===23 Sept. 2005 9.20am===
 
From: [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
Subject: Yellow<br/>
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am
 
OK. It was [[Caine Johansson|Caine]].
 
 
===23 Sept. 2005 9.21am===
 
From: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
Subject: Yellow<br/>
Date: 23  Sept. 2005 9.21am
 
No!!!!!!! How do you know???????
 
 
===23 Sept. 2005 9.22am===
 
From: [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
Subject: Yellow<br/>
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am
 
Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).
 
 
===23 Sept. 2005 9.40am===
 
From: [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
To: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: I would say<br/>
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am
 
That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later.
Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your
telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use
McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.
 
 
==Coffee (Von is Tippy's coffee bitch)==
--------------
 
 
===23 Sept. 2005 11.22am===
 
From: [[Tippy Ankron]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
Subject: Coffee<br/>
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am
 
Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin?
Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time
you forgot.
 
 
===23 Sept. 2005 12.34am===
 
From: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
To: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
Subject: [[Von Lubik|Von]]<br/>
Date: 23  Sept. 2005 12.34pm
 
Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.
 
 
===23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm===
 
From: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
Subject: [[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]<br/>
Date: 23  Sept. 2005 1.53pm<br/>
 
Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.
 
 
===23  Sept. 2005 1.57pm===
 
From: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
To: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
Subject: Coffee<br/>
Date: 23  Sept. 2005 1.57pm
 
<nowiki>:-D</nowiki>. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).
 
 
==(blank subject/Apologies) Laundry List==
--------------
 
 
===29 Sept. 2005 7.15am===
 
From: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Patrick Azadian]]<br/>
Subject:<br/>
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am
 
[[Patrick Azadian|P]] -
 
1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report.<br/>
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm [[PCAG]] meeting?<br/>
3. Pls chase [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] for her budget proposals. Again.
 
[[Sente Kiteway|S]].
 
 
===29 Sept. 2005 7.22am===
 
From: [[Patrick Azadian]]<br/>
To: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
Subject:<br/>
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am
 
Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased [[Estelle Sedgewick|Sedgewick]] but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with [[Roberto Solitano|Solitano]]?
 
 
===29 Sept. 2005 7.29am===
 
From: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Patrick Azadian]]<br/>
Subject:<br/>
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am
 
That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.
 
 
===29 Sept. 2005 7.32am===
 
From: [[Patrick Azadian]]<br/>
To: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
Subject: Apologies<br/>
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am
 
Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - [[Sente Kiteway|S]] is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?
 
 
==Briefing this afternoon (Sente conscripts Lyssa)==
--------------
 
 
===29 Sept. 2005 7.38am===
 
From: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Lyssa Ling]]<br/>
Subject: Briefing this afternoon<br/>
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am
 
[[Lyssa Ling|Lyssa]] -
 
Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project
team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are
concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this
meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]]
I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?
 
[[Sente Kiteway|S]].
 
 
===29 Sept. 2005 9.54am===
 
From: [[Lyssa Ling]]<br/>
To: [[Sente Kiteway]]<br/>
Subject: Briefing this afternoon<br/>
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am
 
Sure. It's no problem re: [[Henrik Tanner|Henrik]].
 
 
==Stapler (...wars)==
--------------
 
 
===3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm===
 
From: [[Tippy Ankron]]<br/>
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
Subject: Stapler<br/>
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm
 
For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!
 
 
===3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm===
 
From: [[Caine Johansson]],<br/>
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Von Lubik]], [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
Subject: Stapler<br/>
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm
 
Nobody's taken your stapler, [[Tippy Ankron|Tipper]]. We've all got our own.
 
 
===3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm===
 
From: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
To: [[Anna Heath]], [[Garnet Reed]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Caine Johansson]], [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
Subject: Stapler<br/>
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm
 
Maybe it was the janitor?
 
 
===3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm===
 
From: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
Subject: Stapler<br/>
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm
 
Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.
 
 
===3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm===
 
From: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
To: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: Stapler<br/>
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm<br/>
 
But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?
 
 
===3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm===
 
From: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
Subject: Stapler<br/>
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm
 
It wasn't him.
 
 
===3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm===
 
From: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
To: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: Stapler<br/>
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm
 
How do you know?
 
 
===3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm===
 
From: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
Subject: Stapler<br/>
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm
 
I just know, OK?
 
 
===3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm===
 
From: [[Anna Heath]]<br/>
To: [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: Stapler<br/>
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm
 
Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say
no to her.
 
 
==Tonite/Tonight/Tonite!!! (Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces)==
--------------
 
 
===7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm===
 
From: [[Tippy Ankron]]<br/>
To: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
Subject: Tonite<br/>
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm
 
Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo
exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at [[Melinda]]'s? Just the two of us - I
promise no discussion of work!
 
[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]]
 
 
===7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm===
 
From: [[Garnet Reed]]<br/>
To: [[Tippy Ankron]]<br/>
Subject: Tonight<br/>
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm
 
Sorry, I have plans tonight.
 
 
===7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm===
 
From: [[Tippy Ankron]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: Tonite!!!<br/>
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm
 
Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at [[Conundra]]? Dancing at [[Didakoi]]? Out till morning? Let's party!
 
[[Tippy Ankron|Tips]].
 
 
===7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm===
 
From: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: Tonite!!!<br/>
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm
 
Hey, did you leave [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?
 
 
===7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm===
 
From: [[Tippy Ankron]]<br/>
To: [[Von Lubik]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: Tonite!!!<br/>
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm
 
No, I think [[Garnet Reed|Mr Chest-full-of-medals]] has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.
 
 
===7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm===
 
From: [[Von Lubik]]<br/>
To: [[Tippy Ankron]], [[Kurt McAllister]], [[Anna Heath]], [[Aiko Entrescore]], [[Caine Johansson]]<br/>
Subject: Tonite!!!<br/>
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm
 
<nowiki>:-D</nowiki> What did Garnet ever do to you?
 
 
===7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm===
 
From: [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
To: [[Tippy Ankron]]<br/>
Subject: Tonite!!!<br/>
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm
 
[[Tippy Ankron|Tippy]]. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.
 
 
===7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm===
 
From: [[Tippy Ankron]]<br/>
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
Subject: Tonite!!!<br/>
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm
 
Hey! Who tipped your wheel [[Aiko Entrescore|Aiko]]? [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.
 
 
===7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm===
 
From: [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
To: [[Tippy Ankron]]<br/>
Subject: Tonite!!!<br/>
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm
 
Well, don't say it to me.
 
 
===7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm===
 
From: [[Tippy Ankron]]<br/>
To: [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
Subject: Tonite!!!<br/>
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm
 
What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?
 
 
===7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm===
 
From: [[Aiko Entrescore]]<br/>
To: [[Tippy Ankron]]<br/>
Subject: Tonite!!!<br/>
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm
 
OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) [[Garnet Reed|Garnet]] stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.
 
 
==Ugh (Isaac's been sliming over Violet)==
--------------
 
 
===29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm===
 
From: [[Violet Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
Subject: Ugh<br/>
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm
 
Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking [[Cymbalisty]] for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.
 
[[Violet Kiteway|Vi]]
 
 
===29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm===
 
From: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
To: [[Violet Kiteway]]<br/>
Subject: Ugh<br/>
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm
 
Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the [[Museum]].
 
 
 
===29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm===
 
From: [[Violet Kiteway]]<br/>
To: [[Kurt McAllister]]<br/>
Subject: Ugh<br/>
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm


No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now?
Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?





Revision as of 19:30, 17 September 2006

On Wednesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to leak some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by doubling your points for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now [total]. You have solved [x] cards. We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely,
The Puzzle Scribe Team

Perplex City Academy"

Then follows an error code:

"f8080:xx95034
internal error academail
criticalerror 420
error-authconflict
error-redirect
error-handover
error-output

fatal-close"

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows.


Wave 4 cards appear to have new e-mails associated with solving a set of cards. These e-mails start with an error message like the following.

f90fmvvc9m239v-2;23f-000112academail

criticalerror1037
error502-authconflict
error503-redirect

f098431290fdhandovermcd


This page has become very very long. To help curb that, we are now sorting by year. Please see the appropriate page, linked below for older emails. This page will contain only emails from the current year. It would appear newer emails are being recieved in progression with waves of cards and major events, so (in theory) the newest emails should be chronologically sorted, to the bottom of this page.


This year's E-mails

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.


Gossip (Tippy's Anguish)



24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Von Lubik, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Garnet Reed
Subject: Gossip
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's Sentinel, right? If not, go and look right now.

(link)


24 Mar. 2006 9.35am

From: Von Lubik
To: Caine Johansson, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Garnet Reed
Subject: Gossip
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am

Uh, what are we looking for?


24 Mar. 2006 9.36am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Von Lubik, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Garnet Reed
Subject: Gossip
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am

You'll know it when you see it.

24 Mar. 2006 9.45am

From: Von Lubik
To: Caine Johansson, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Garnet Reed
Subject: Gossip
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.45am

OMG! That's awful. She must feel terrible. Do you think we should, you know, go in and talk to her?

24 Mar. 2006 9.46am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Von Lubik, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Garnet Reed
Subject: Gossip
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.46am

I don't think that'd be the best idea.


24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

From: Anna Heath
To: Von Lubik, Caine Johansson, Aiko Entrescore, Garnet Reed
Subject: Gossip
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, Von. I'll talk to her.


24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Gossip
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?


24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Gossip
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure Tips will be devastated for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

Confidential (Meanwhile . . .)



24 Mar. 2006 10.21am

From: PSB
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel?


24 Mar. 2006 10.22am

From: Tippy Ankron
To: PSB
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.22am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Oh, *le sigh* things are difficult.

24 Mar. 2006 10.23am

From: PSB
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.23am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

Psych-bot: Why are things difficult?

24 Mar. 2006 10.25am

From: Tippy Ankron
To: PSB
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.


24 Mar. 2006 10.26am

From: PSB
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?


24 Mar. 2006 10.28am

From: Tippy Ankron
To: PSB
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like me.


24 Mar. 2006 10.29am

From: PSB
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?


24 Mar. 2006 10.30am

From: Tippy Ankron
To: PSB
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.30am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION Psych-bot consultation #34770 Patient T5876

T5876: Well, I guess they're jealous of me...


24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

From: PSB
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you?


24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

From: Tippy Ankron
To: PSB
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful, brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles*


24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

From: PSB
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

Psych-bot: How do you feel?


24 Mar. 2006 10.35am

From: Tippy Ankron
To: PSB
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow.

Mining Operations (Sente's sneaky plan)



12 May 2006 3.22pm

From: Lara Feldenbrandt
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject: Mining Operations
Date: 12 May 2006 3.22pm

Good news to report, sir. We've finally achieved a good accretion rate for the material, and we should be able to amass the desired concentration by sometime toward the end of the month. If all goes well, this means we should be able to begin trials of the device by mid-June. Provided, of course, that we get those last bits of gear you keep promising.

12 May 2006 3.31pm

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Lara Feldenbrandt
Subject: Re: Mining Operations
Date: 12 May 2006 3.31pm

I assume you are observing the proper security protocols throughout the facility? Be sure to keep me posted regarding anything anomalous, even if it appears to check out. And make sure your people give me up-to-the-minute reports when the testing begins.

12 May 2006 3.33pm

From: Lara Feldenbrandt
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject: Re: Mining Operations
Date: 12 May 2006 3.33pm

I'll be overseeing the initial tests myself, sir. I'll make sure you're notified of every development immediately.

12 May 2006 3.40pm

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Lara Feldenbrandt
Subject: Re: Mining Operations
Date: 12 May 2006 3.40pm

Be careful. There's no telling what, precisely, is going to happen.

12 May 2006 3.46pm

From: Lara Feldenbrandt
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject: Re: Mining Operations
Date: 12 May 2006 3.46pm

I will be, sir, don't worry. Though if ever there were a just cause for risking your life, this would be it.


Names (Anna was pregnant?!)


6 June 2006 08.13am

From: Anna Heath
To: Fleming Heath
Subject: Names
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.13am

What do you think about Ada this time? Or Hannah? Or Robert, so we can use Bob?

6 June 2006 08.18am

From: Fleming Heath
To: Anna Heath
Subject: Re: Names
Sent: 6 June 2006 08.18am

I think it's early days yet, and we still have a lot of time to talk it over.  :)

Wave 4 Cards (Sente vs. Mind Candy)


20 July 2006 10.38am

From: Adrian Hon
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject: Wave 4 Cards
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.38am

We've been doing a QA assessment of the Wave 4 cards now that they're printed, and we've noticed a lot of unusual markings on them. They don't seem to be integrated into the card designs, and now we're wondering if there was a problem on your end, or is this intentional?

20 July 2006 10.53am

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Adrian Hon
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards
Sent: 20 July 2006 10.53am

What do you mean by 'unusual markings'?

20 July 2006 11.15am

From: Adrian Hon
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.15am

I've sent over a few images of the printed cards. It's pretty obvious what I'm talking about.

20 July 2006 11.58am

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Adrian Hon
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards
Sent: 20 July 2006 11.58am

This is clearly a problem on your end. Perhaps you should evaluate your production process.

20 July 2006 12.0pam

From: Adrian Hon
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards
Sent: 20 July 2006 12.0pam (note strange timestamping error - maybe pxc doesnt understand noon? Take this to mean noon, probably just a typo)

Clearly *not* a problem on my end. We've already looked and the cards are absolutely true to the designs you sent over. If you don't believe me, check your transmissions yourself.

20 July 2006 12.05pm

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Anna Heath
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards
Sent: 20 July 2006 12.05pm

We need to have a meeting. We have reason to suspect the cards have been tampered with, and I want to know who, and how, and why. Be in my office by 2.

21 July 2006 9.41am

From: Anna Heath
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards
Sent: 21 July 2006 9.41am

I've been reviewing all of our procedures, and I can't find any red flags at all. You're right, though, this wasn't a case of transmission corruption, as we do see evidence of this same tampering in our finals, though not in any of the earlier versions at all. I've checked back and seen some differences in the finals from the previous waves, as well. It must have slipped our notice before. I'm gravely concerned about what this could mean.

21 July 2006 9.48am

From: Adrian Hon
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards
Sent: 21 July 2006 09.48am

Well? What's going on?

21 July 2006 5.38pm

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Adrian Hon
Subject: Re: Wave 4 Cards
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.38pm

We're checking into this matter. I'll let you know how to proceed once we've decided.

21 July 2006 5.47pm

From: Adrian Hon
To: Naomi Alderman, Sente Kiteway
Subject: The Mighty S
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.47pm

Can you believe this? They pretty obviously screwed up something fierce somewhere on their side and when we pointed out it couldn't be production problems and our fault, they go radio silent. Typical. They're always on about how very superior and intellectual they are, but you know S wouldn't last a week at Cambridge or Oxford.

And at least we don't celebrate holidays based on the mystical properties of the divine right angle.

21 July 2006 5.47pm

From: Naomi Alderman
To: Adrian Hon, Sente Kiteway
Subject: Re: The Mighty S
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.47pm

You sure know how to make friends, Adrian. Don't worry, I'll help you clear your desk out...

21 July 2006 5.53pm

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Adrian Hon, Naomi Alderman
Subject: Re: The Mighty S
Sent: 21 July 2006 5.53pm

I'll give you until tomorrow morning to find a way to apologise to me for this.

(blank subject) V's Chance


23 July 2006 9.44pm

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 23 July 2006 9.44pm

Will everything be ready in time or no?

V.

23 July 2006 9.49pm

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 23 July 2006 9.49pm

Don't worry, it's under control. There's no way we'll miss our big date.

23 July 2006 9.57pm

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 23 July 2006 9.57pm

I hope your confidence is merited.

V.

23 July 2006 10.02pm

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 23 July 2006 10.02pm

I've never let you down before, and I'm not going to start now. Remember, we have plenty of time left.

23 July 2006 10.04pm

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 23 July 2006 10.04pm

That may be so, but I dislike cutting it so close. A chance like this may not come again.

V.

Internal Security


17 August 2006 06.52pm

From: Garnet Reed
To: Henrik Tanner
Subject: Internal Security
Sent: 17 August 2006 06.52pm

I'm finding traces of all manner of unsavoury activity in the Academy's file system. Very many obviously-truncated logs and poorly hidden traces of illegitimate access.

Is any of this your doing or just your fault?

17 August 2006 06.54pm

From: Henrik Tanner
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Protocol
Sent: 17 August 2006 06.54pm

You'll have to give me more specific examples than that, Garnet. I won't be baited.

17 August 2006 06.54pm

From: Garnet Reed
To: Henrik Tanner
Subject: Internal Security
Sent: 17 August 2006 06.54pm

Well, there's some 'library of something or other' subdirectory off the main path, for example. I only saw it for a split second and I couldn't get into it, but it clearly doesn't belong there, whatever it is.

17 August 2006 06.57pm

From: Henrik Tanner
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Protocol
Sent: 17 August 2006 06.57pm

I don't see anything apart from Aiko's memorial. Maybe just a flicker in the system, it does happen sometimes.

17 August 2006 06.59pm

From: Garnet Reed
To: Henrik Tanner
Subject: Internal Security
Sent: 17 August 2006 06.59pm

I can't find it again, either. I don't trust that 'flicker' idea of yours, though. The system shouldn't be behaving like this.


I'll be keeping an eye on it.

Fishing


6 September 2006 7.38am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Patrick Azadian
Subject: Fishing
Sent: 6 September 2006 7.38am

How's your schedule looking for fishing this weekend?

6 September 2006 7.41am

From: Patrick Azadian
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Fishing
Sent: 6 September 2006 7.41am

Not best. S wants me in to correlate some statistics for the security department Saturday morning.

6 September 2006 7.45am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Patrick Azadian
Subject: Fishing
Sent: 6 September 2006 7.45am

Want me to have a word with Henrik?

6 September 2006 7.47am

From: Patrick Azadian
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Fishing
Sent: 6 September 2006 7.47am

Gyvann, no. Last thing you need is another run-in with him. I'll deal with it - have been looking forward to the trip for weeks now after all.

8 September 2006 6.17pm

From: Patrick Azadian
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Fishing
Sent: 8 September 2006 6.17pm

Sure. By the way, I got a special surprise for you - you know that great bait that Horace keeps talking about? Bought some, it's in your bag.


Happy Birthday


11 September 2006 08.57am

From: Tippy Ankron
To: CRT
Subject: Happy birthday
Sent: 11 September 2006 08.57am

So.... guess who gave Master's daughter Violet Kiteway a very special birthday present over the weekend? She certainly seemed to enjoy it....

11 September 2006 09.02am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Happy birthday
Sent: 11 September 2006 09.02am

Wait, you and Vi didn't finally...?

11 September 2006 09.04am

From: Kurt McAllister
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Happy birthday
Sent: 11 September 2006 09.04am

Um, no. Really, no. Just. I don't think Vi would want us talking about this, OK? She and Caine, it's a bit messy, and his band-mate was there, and I think she was trying to prove she was completely over him, and she was quite drunk. Nothing really untoward happened, it was just some drunken rebound snogging. They're both adults, and I made sure she got back home OK at the end of the evening. Alone. Just, look, I think we should drop it.

11 September 2006 09.05am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Happy birthday
Sent: 11 September 2006 09.05am

Bruno?

11 September 2006 09.06am

From: Kurt McAllister
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Happy birthday
Sent: 11 September 2006 09.06am

Er. No. Seriously. Drop it.

11 September 2006 09.07am

From: Von Lubik
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Happy birthday
Sent: 11 September 2006 09.07am

Are you going to?

11 September 2006 09.13am

From: Von Lubik
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Happy birthday
Sent: 11 September 2006 09.13am

What do you want?

11 September 2006 09.26am

From: Von Lubik
To: CRT
Subject: Happy birthday
Sent: 11 September 2006 09.26am

Look, it was me, OK? It's not a big deal. Can we get on with some work now?

11 September 2006 09.29am

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Happy birthday
Sent: 11 September 2006 09.29am

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11 September 2006 11.54am

From: Violet Kiteway
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Happy birthday
Sent: 11 September 2006 11.54am

Oh *$£@£%^*(. Sorry. I just need to go and hyperventilate for a while. Can we have lunch *off campus* today? I am feeling in need of many many fried foods. Also, that is the last time we go out dancing with Tippy.

11 September 2006 11.59am

From: Violet Kiteway
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Happy birthday
Sent: 11 September 2006 11.59am

And !&@£*@ to you too.


Operation Visor


11 September 2006, 12.45pm

From: name withheld
To: name withheld, name withheld
Subject: Operation Visor
Sent: 11 September 2006, 12.45pm

How are matters progressing? I need hardly remind you of the extraordinary significance of this operation.

11 September 2006, 12.48pm

From: name withheld
To: name withheld, name withheld
Subject: Operation Visor
Sent: 11 September 2006, 12.48pm

Boss, I am way ahead of you. But the glitches in the system are still too intense. Things don't work here like they do over there. The whole thing has to be rebuilt from the sockets up, and even then I can't guarantee any sort of result. Even reversing the polarity of the neutron flow get me nowhere

O2

11 September 2006, 12.54pm

From: name withheld
To: name withheld, name withheld
Subject: Operation Visor
Sent: 11 September 2006, 12.54pm

I think that kind of latitude is inappropriate. We are running out of options.

V.