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===General===
* '''Homepage:''' http://www.cognivia.com/products/ceretin/
* '''Homepage:''' http://www.cognivia.com/products/ceretin/


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* Ceretin's effects last for approximately 24 hours.
* Ceretin's effects last for approximately 24 hours.
* Is sold as a small red pill in sealed blister packs.
* Is sold as a small red pill in sealed blister packs.
* Is often referred to as "Sharp Red" (sharp, referring to the effect it has on you: makes you sharp)


* First sold in 1997 (260AC)
* First sold in 1997 (260AC)
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* From a social stand point, Ceretin (and other enhancers) play upon the Perplexian ideal of the importance of mental ability.  It is not enough to simply be smart, when one can enhance one's brain and physically become able to think faster.
* From a social stand point, Ceretin (and other enhancers) play upon the Perplexian ideal of the importance of mental ability.  It is not enough to simply be smart, when one can enhance one's brain and physically become able to think faster.
=Cheap Ceretin=
* '''Homepage:''' http://www.cheapceretin.com/
* Illegal seller of Ceretin, at supposedly discount rates.
* Appeals to the less discriminating clientelle.
* Directs clients to handle accounts within [[PCBC]]
* Also, is under investigation and ligation from [[Cognivia]]
* '''Contact:''' mandy at cheapceretin dot com
'''Autoresponder'''
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Dear Customer,
THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN BY THE COGNIVIA LEGAL DEPARTMENT AND PERPLEX CITY
'cheapceretin.com' is selling illegal and dangerous fakes of the Ceretin
cognitive enhancer drug and we are in the process of closing down their bank and
website operations. Please do not attempt to make any transactions with
'cheapceretin.com' or any other similar sites.
Alexandra Treater
Cognivia.com
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Revision as of 22:06, 8 July 2005

  • "Broad-spectrum cognitive enhancement drug with wide availability", sold by Cognivia
  • Acts to stimulate the hypothalamus, frontal lobes and the hippocampus.
  • Ceretin's effects last for approximately 24 hours.
  • Is sold as a small red pill in sealed blister packs.
  • Is often referred to as "Sharp Red" (sharp, referring to the effect it has on you: makes you sharp)
  • First sold in 1997 (260AC)
  • Is under continual development to improve effectiveness and lessen side effects
  • In 2004 (267AC), licensing was granted for production of generic Ceretin
  • Ceretin should not be taken by anyone participating in any sporting event, such as the PCAG.
  • The target market is doctors, scientists, programmers, and other mentally challenging job workers.
  • Advertisements for Ceretin appear througout the content of the Perplex City Sentinel
  • Slogans: "Problems Untangled", "Stay Sharp," and "Faster, Sharper and More Alert."
  • From a social stand point, Ceretin (and other enhancers) play upon the Perplexian ideal of the importance of mental ability. It is not enough to simply be smart, when one can enhance one's brain and physically become able to think faster.


Cheap Ceretin

  • Illegal seller of Ceretin, at supposedly discount rates.
  • Appeals to the less discriminating clientelle.
  • Directs clients to handle accounts within PCBC
  • Also, is under investigation and ligation from Cognivia
  • Contact: mandy at cheapceretin dot com

Autoresponder

Dear Customer,

THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN BY THE COGNIVIA LEGAL DEPARTMENT AND PERPLEX CITY

'cheapceretin.com' is selling illegal and dangerous fakes of the Ceretin cognitive enhancer drug and we are in the process of closing down their bank and website operations. Please do not attempt to make any transactions with 'cheapceretin.com' or any other similar sites.

Alexandra Treater Cognivia.com

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