221545484848465100503215 - A play by xmyth
“Maybe it’s the meaning of life?�
“How is that possible? That makes no sense.�
“You make no sense!�
�Now you’re being childish.�
“I bet it’s the meaning of life.�
“You’d owe me a lot of money. I don’t even think you have any money to give me.�
“We’re getting off track here.�
“I don’t think we were ever on track.�
“Your idea to convert the numbers to binary, flip the string and convert to hex had some merit.�
“Did we ever do that?�
“Yeah but it didn’t lead anywhere.�
“Did you try hash?
“Yeah, last week. WOOO let me tell ya.�
“You’re an idiot.�
�Did you hear the sound conversion?�
�It was beautiful. Strangely arousing.�
“You were looking at the WiKi gallery, weren’t you?�
“That’s beside the point. I think I heard a voice in the remix.�
“Maybe it was Sente!�
“Do you think he was trying to tell us the meaning of life?�
“That’s ridiculous. Stop being stupid.�
“Ok so what was Sente trying to tell us?�
“It sounded like he was giving us some GPS coordinates.�
“Have you tried plugging in the number to a transmitter?�
“Yeah, a voice talked to me.�
“What? You didn’t tell me that. Who was it?�
“It was God.�
“God? What was his name?�
“HER name!�
�Her name?�
“That’s right.�
“The rumours were true.�
“What rumours?�
“Never mind. What was her name?�
“ONSTAR�
“I wonder what she looks like?�
�She’s a divine entity idiot! She doesn’t look like anything!�
“I bet she’s hot.�
“Is her picture in the wiki?�
“What did ONSTAR tell you?�
“Help is on the way.�
“Good, I think we need help.�
“The secret lies in e.�
“e?�
“That’s what she said.?�
“Who?�
“The goddess.�
“ONSTAR?�
“Yes.�
“I think I saw a picture of her once.�
“Do you have some e?�
“Yeah I picked some up with the hash.�
“Have you integrated it yet?�
“Yes.�
“Extrapolated?�
“Yep.�
“Multiplied?
“Ya.�
“Divided?�
“Of course!�
“Hmmm, been to any raves?�
“Yeah the e was at its best there.�
“What did you learn?�
�My sex drive is non-existent and I’m thirsty.�
“Enough with e then?
“I think so.�
“I think whoever created e was on e.�
“Too stoned to stop writing eh?�
“Yeah. I think he was just writing down his phone number.�
“That’s it!�
“What’s it?�
“221-545-4848!�
“Let’s phone it!�
“Perplex Pizza.�
“OMGOMG DO YOU HAVE A CUBE!�
“No, we have pizza.�
“But there’s a cube there right?�
“No, but we have some bread circles.�
“Can I get one of those?’
“Sure, that’ll be $22.10�
“Are you sure you don’t have a cube?�
“No, but I have some e.�
“Perfect! Put it on the pizza.�
“Whatever you say, master.�
“Bye�
“Bye�
“So?�
“We’re getting a pizza!�
“Awesome!�
“Someone’s at the door.�
“Don’t answer it.�
“Why not?�
“It might be S. Marchant.�
“So? Maybe he can tell us what the number means.�
“Did you see his note? That guy is fucked in the head.�
“Maybe he was just on e when he wrote it?�
“Maybe he just read the e thread.�
“Insanity is as insanity does.�
“He’s still at the door.�
“Let him in.�
“Ok. Who are you?�
�I have your pizza.�
“Nice! Do you have the e?�
�The what?�
“The e! Do you have the e!�
“I guess. Isn’t it a natural exponent?
“What? Just give it to me!�
“You’re crazy!�
“I know.�
“Who was that.�
“It was the pizza guy.�
“I’m going to read that thread again.�
“Why?�
�I think I’m on to something.�
“Spec?�
�What else is there?�
“Not too much!�
“Look at all the ingredients on this thing!�
�Try rearranging them all.�
“Why?�
“Maybe there’s a ROT message.�
“Have you lost it?�
“Who are you talking to?�
�I’m talking to you?�
“Who’s you?�
�What? I’m me!�
“No, I am!�
“Just get back to your e thread.�
“I’m going to run a base 64 ceaser cipher algorithm on the number.�
“Haven’t we already done that?�
�I can’t remember.�
“Hey, maybe it’s the meaning of life.�
“How is that possible? That makes no sense.�
“You make no sense!�
�Now you’re being childish.�
“I bet it’s the meaning of life.�
By xmyth
