Oliverkeers13 Dream Team Fan Club

General

• The Perplex City-based fanclub for Oliver Keers
• Run by 16-year-old Jessica Langley, from Port Newguard
• Also known as OK13DTFC
• Campaigned for access to the PXC-Earth datalink, "in order to express their undying love directly to the wünderkind, but were rejected by the Centre for Reality Research on "legal, ethical, social, procedural, and psychological grounds."
• Earth-based OK13DTFC members developed their own Leitmark to demonstrate their support for the cravat-wearing pirate

Correspondence

Hi Mind Candy guys! You might have seen me in this weeks Sentinel (OMG --- sooooo exciting!). If you didn't then let me introduce myself. I'm Jess and I'm like, in cahrge of the Oliver Keers fan club!!!1 We call ourselves the oliverkeers13 Dream Team Fan Club and we luuuuv Ollie! Anyway, we think that its really like, unfair that you don't have special leitmark in honour of Ollie since he is so like, wicked and has spent so much time at the top of the leaderboard! Sooo, like, we've made this design for you and we would love it if you could make these for the Earth branch of the OK13DTFC ( http://perplexcity.com/profile/tags.qbuild?tag=ok13dtfc) okies, so, let us know how it goes! Jessica Langley OK13DTFC President!!

Dear Jessica, We're quite alarmed that you've been able to send this email in the first place. The recent CRR Directive (#38462) clearly rules against your access to the Earth/PXC datalink for a number of excellent reasons. Contravening this directive can carry certain penalties under the relevant statutes - we insist you cease and desist from this behaviour at once. Furthermore, as a Perplex City resident yourself, it surprises us that you would be so quick to reduce the value of leitmarks to a mere token of admiration, rather than a true mark of achievement and accomplishment. For shame, Miss Langley. For shame! We're sure that this will bring an unequivocal close to the matter, Jessica, but we hope you're successful in creating your own merchandise, for instance a hot-pink cravat with the word "Squeee!" embroidered onto it. Best regards, Mind Candy on behalf of The PXC Academy

Source

References

• Perplex City Sentinel
  • article, 30-MAY-06, "Mother Tongue Twists Ranks of Leaderboard" (link)