Whipsmart ice cream
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General
- Website: http://www.whipsmartice.com/
- Perplex City's smartest ice cream
- Founded in 1979 (242 AC)
- Located at 16 Lorentz Curve
- In the especially hot summer of 2005, Whipsmart managers opted not to raise prices or drop quality in order to meet demand.
- In May 2006, the cows were beplagued by a non-malignant virus, which seems to have only affected milk output.
- Again the company promised to not raise prices.
Staff
- Spokesman: Donnie Munsey
Ad Campaign Material
- Ice cream made by clever cows, designed to improve your IQ
- Whip Smart cows are supposedly bred for their intelligence and puzzle solving skills
- "Expanding waistlines and IQs since 242"
Flavours
| Flavour | Reference |
| Coffee Annan | Kofi Annan |
| Cube Berry | The Receda Cube |
| David Hassletoffee | David Hasselhoff |
| Isaac Neopolitan | Isaac Newton |
| Monkey Puzzle | Araucaria araucana aka "Monkey Puzzle Tree" |
| Pear De Fermat | Pierre de Fermat |
| Piquant Pecan | |
| Quantum Cherry | |
| Rummy Descartes | René Descartes |
| Vanilla | Vanilla |
New For 2006!
| Flavour | Reference |
| Benjamint Franklin | Benjamin Franklin |
| Choca Block | |
| Coconundrum |
References
The Perplex City Sentinel
- article, 02-AUG-05 "Whipsmart Swamped" (link)
- article, 16-MAY-06 "Whipsmart Dairy Supply Falters" (link)
The Scarlett Kite
- blog, 03-MAY-05 "Ebay auction action!" (link)
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