Whipsmart ice cream
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- In the especially hot summer of 2005, Whipsmart managers opted not to raise prices or drop quality in order to meet demand.
- In May 2006, the cows were beplagued by a non-malignant virus, which seems to have only affected milk output.
- Again the company promised to not raise prices.
- Spokesman: Donnie Munsey
Ad Campaign Material
- Ice cream made by clever cows, designed to improve your IQ
- Whip Smart cows are supposedly bred for their intelligence and puzzle solving skills
- "Expanding waistlines and IQs since 242"
[STACCATO] Cows. Make. Ice. Cream. Cows. On. The. Green. [TUNE] If you want some ice cream, Come to the cows on the green, They are very smart on the green, The cows that make ice cream. [CHORUS] Cows that do arithmetic! Cows that make ytou drool and lick! Greatest cows ther ever were! Tastes so good you must concur! Magic cows that make ice cream! Smarter than you've ever seen! Cows that bring you all the fun! Cows that are the number one! [REPEAT AD INFINITUM]
|Coffee Annan||Kofi Annan|
|Cube Berry||The Receda Cube|
|David Hassletoffee||David Hasselhoff|
|Isaac Neopolitan||Isaac Newton|
|Monkey Puzzle||Araucaria araucana aka "Monkey Puzzle Tree"|
|Pear De Fermat||Pierre de Fermat|
|Rummy Descartes||René Descartes|
|New For 2006!|
|Benjamint Franklin||Benjamin Franklin|
|Coconundrum||The restaurant Conundrum, in the city.|
The Perplex City Sentinel
- article, 02-AUG-05 "Whipsmart Swamped" link
- article, 16-MAY-06 "Whipsmart Dairy Supply Falters" link
The Scarlett Kite
- blog, 03-MAY-05 "Ebay auction action!" link
- Season 1 Card #007 - Aromarama
- Season 1 Card #032 - Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow
- Season 1 Card #041 - Whipsmart Wordsearch
- Season 1 Card #212 - Whipsmart Birthday
- Season 2 Card #003 - Road To Nowhere