The Mad Rants Of Tanner

Note, this is not the IN-GAME Tanner, but that friendly (if a little crazy) bloke from IRC.

Tanner vs. Zeller / Illuminati

[16:57] <Nik_Doof> ok, what mad spec have we got at the moment and ill edit my spec page
[16:58] <Sep7imus> hmm...may have to jump ship... noon on Friday is ilb new puzzle time!
[16:59] * Jo_not_here is now known as Jo
[16:59] <Jo> well that was dull
[16:59] <tanner_corsair> zeller is alive and well and living in a tibetan monestry
[16:59] <Nik_Doof> lol
[17:00] <tanner_corsair> along with the 7 sages who are gonna rule the world
[17:00] <Jo> from the comfort of their cube armchair?
[17:01] <tanner_corsair> and i know "for a fact" that they killed john lennon :)
[17:01] <Jo> and they killed JR 
[17:02] <Jo> and framed that other dude
[17:02] <tanner_corsair> and every other famous assassination --- and they are really knight templers and freemasons
[17:02] <Jo> and part of the illuminati
[17:02] <tanner_corsair> absolutly
[17:02] * Sep7imus has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
[17:02] <Jo> i bet they are the reason i am watching blue peter
[17:03] <tanner_corsair> they now take there orders from hitler who was reincarnated as a martian
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[17:03] <Jo> hail martian hitler
[17:03] <Jo> ler
[17:03] <tanner_corsair> his agent crashed at roswell
[17:04] * Jo apologises for the allo allo joke
[17:04] <Rhiannon> Also clearly responsible for global warming
[17:04] <Jo> so THATS why they covered roswell up....
[17:04] <Jo> here was me thinking it was because it was elvis comming back from 2050 to kill himself
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[17:04] <Rhiannon> And the worldwide plague known as "reality television"
[17:05] <Jo> reality tv rules....its so....life like :/
[17:05] <tanner_corsair> of course its competly obvious now --- cos thatcher was a martian too
[17:06] <Jo> wow and i bet milk was her only weakness a la wicked witch and water
[17:06] <tanner_corsair> lol
[17:06] <tanner_corsair> yeah (adds to his list)
[17:07] <Jo> i think blue peter is ran by the illuminati
[17:08] <tanner_corsair> brainwashing kids eh
[17:08] <tanner_corsair> typical
[17:09] <tanner_corsair> the blue peter badge is the passive badge they talk about
[17:09] <Nik_Doof> lol
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[17:09] <tanner_corsair> its all so clear now

... Several minutes later

[17:14] <tanner_corsair> it all makes so much sense i think i need a pint :)

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[20:40] <tanner_corsair> i always take llamas seriously :)