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What -really- happens in the 3P's sekrit lab on Earth?
What -really- happens in the 3P's sekrit lab on Earth?


PXC Op: "Hey, what's this do, it's kinda neat looking"  
  PXC Op: "Hey, what's this do, it's kinda neat looking"  
O2: "No don't push that button we haven't changed the polarity!" *BOOM!*  
  O2: "No don't push that button we haven't changed the polarity!" *BOOM!*  
O2: "No you MORON stuff here on Earth DOES NOT work like stuff in Perplex City.... Idiot..."  
  O2: "No you MORON stuff here on Earth DOES NOT work like stuff in Perplex City.... Idiot..."  
V: "How goes 'Operation Visor'?"  
  V: "How goes 'Operation Visor'?"  
O2: "Great, if your bloody operatives didn't keep causing our stuff to spontaneously combust!"  
  O2: "Great, if your bloody operatives didn't keep causing our stuff to spontaneously combust!"  
V: "Keep me posted"  
  V: "Keep me posted"  
PxC Op: "AHHHH I'M ON FIRE!!"  
  PxC Op: "AHHHH I'M ON FIRE!!"  
O2: "Remind me again why you sent these guys here?"  
  O2: "Remind me again why you sent these guys here?"  
V: "Look, it was a good idea at the time, gimme a break"  
  V: "Look, it was a good idea at the time, gimme a break"  
PxC Op: "WHY THE HELL ISN'T ANYONE PUTTING ME OUT!?"  
  PxC Op: "WHY THE HELL ISN'T ANYONE PUTTING ME OUT!?"  
O2: "Shut the hell up!"  
  O2: "Shut the hell up!"  
PxC Op: "Hey boss, I think I found the cube! It's a lot bigger and purple though..."  
  PxC Op: "Hey boss, I think I found the cube! It's a lot bigger and purple though..."  
O2: "That's a game console..."  
  O2: "That's a game console..."  
PxC Op: "Aaah, a fire extinguisher" *Picks up Mobile Phone* "Why won't it work!?"  
  PxC Op: "Aaah, a fire extinguisher" *Picks up Mobile Phone* "Why won't it work!?"  
O2: "That's a phone, y'know, like a key, but more primitive"  
  O2: "That's a phone, y'know, like a key, but more primitive"  
PxC Op: "-This- is a phone? I thought that was a phone..."  
  PxC Op: "-This- is a phone? I thought that was a phone..."  
O2: "..."  
  O2: "..."  
V: "Sorry O2, the other ops kept remateralising into walls..."  
  V: "Sorry O2, the other ops kept remateralising into walls..."  
V: "Luckily we got the bugs out with these guys"  
  V: "Luckily we got the bugs out with these guys"  
O2: "That's not a phone, that's a bloody television"  
  O2: "That's not a phone, that's a bloody television"  
O2: "Lucky? Define 'lucky'"  
  O2: "Lucky? Define 'lucky'"  
V:  "Well....none of them have turned into steam and screamed for hours yet!"  
  V:  "Well....none of them have turned into steam and screamed for hours yet!"  
O2: "What about that guy?"  
  O2: "What about that guy?"  
V: "He's only missing an arm, it's not that bad"  
  V: "He's only missing an arm, it's not that bad"  
PxC Op: "Hahaha! Oh my God, come look at this! These "unfiction" people think this is all a game!"  
  PxC Op: "Hahaha! Oh my God, come look at this! These "unfiction" people think this is all a game!"  
O2: "Boy, are they wrong, muhahahahahahahaha"
  O2: "Boy, are they wrong, muhahahahahahahaha"
 
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Revision as of 18:26, 18 October 2006

What -really- happens in the 3P's sekrit lab on Earth?

 PXC Op: "Hey, what's this do, it's kinda neat looking" 
 O2: "No don't push that button we haven't changed the polarity!" *BOOM!* 
 O2: "No you MORON stuff here on Earth DOES NOT work like stuff in Perplex City.... Idiot..." 
 V: "How goes 'Operation Visor'?" 
 O2: "Great, if your bloody operatives didn't keep causing our stuff to spontaneously combust!" 
 V: "Keep me posted" 
 PxC Op: "AHHHH I'M ON FIRE!!" 
 O2: "Remind me again why you sent these guys here?" 
 V: "Look, it was a good idea at the time, gimme a break" 
 PxC Op: "WHY THE HELL ISN'T ANYONE PUTTING ME OUT!?" 
 O2: "Shut the hell up!" 
 PxC Op: "Hey boss, I think I found the cube! It's a lot bigger and purple though..." 
 O2: "That's a game console..." 
 PxC Op: "Aaah, a fire extinguisher" *Picks up Mobile Phone* "Why won't it work!?" 
 O2: "That's a phone, y'know, like a key, but more primitive" 
 PxC Op: "-This- is a phone? I thought that was a phone..." 
 O2: "..." 
 V: "Sorry O2, the other ops kept remateralising into walls..." 
 V: "Luckily we got the bugs out with these guys" 
 O2: "That's not a phone, that's a bloody television" 
 O2: "Lucky? Define 'lucky'" 
 V:  "Well....none of them have turned into steam and screamed for hours yet!" 
 O2: "What about that guy?" 
 V: "He's only missing an arm, it's not that bad" 
 PxC Op: "Hahaha! Oh my God, come look at this! These "unfiction" people think this is all a game!" 
 O2: "Boy, are they wrong, muhahahahahahahaha"