3P Earth Lab
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PERPLEX CITY, SEASON ONE |
What -really- happens in the 3P's sekrit lab on Earth?
PXC Op: "Hey, what's this do, it's kinda neat looking"
O2: "No don't push that button we haven't changed the polarity!" *BOOM!*
O2: "No you MORON stuff here on Earth DOES NOT work like stuff in Perplex City.... Idiot..."
V: "How goes 'Operation Visor'?"
O2: "Great, if your bloody operatives didn't keep causing our stuff to spontaneously combust!"
V: "Keep me posted"
PxC Op: "AHHHH I'M ON FIRE!!"
O2: "Remind me again why you sent these guys here?"
V: "Look, it was a good idea at the time, gimme a break"
PxC Op: "WHY THE HELL ISN'T ANYONE PUTTING ME OUT!?"
O2: "Shut the hell up!"
PxC Op: "Hey boss, I think I found the cube! It's a lot bigger and purple though..."
O2: "That's a game console..."
PxC Op: "Aaah, a fire extinguisher" *Picks up Mobile Phone* "Why won't it work!?"
O2: "That's a phone, y'know, like a key, but more primitive"
PxC Op: "-This- is a phone? I thought that was a phone..."
O2: "..."
V: "Sorry O2, the other ops kept remateralising into walls..."
V: "Luckily we got the bugs out with these guys"
O2: "That's not a phone, that's a bloody television"
O2: "Lucky? Define 'lucky'"
V: "Well....none of them have turned into steam and screamed for hours yet!"
O2: "What about that guy?"
V: "He's only missing an arm, it's not that bad"
PxC Op: "Hahaha! Oh my God, come look at this! These "unfiction" people think this is all a game!"
O2: "Boy, are they wrong, muhahahahahahahaha"
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