Tales From Earth:Carnival of Monsters

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This is part of the compilation created for the book Tales From The Third Planet, created by the Cubehunters on Earth, and printed by Lulu. Anyone can buy it here, with proceeds to go to unfiction! :)


Carnival of Monsters


Poor Brienigma had guzzled

an enormous number of puzzles.

They soon sent him mad,

(which was terrbily sad)

and resulted in him being muzzled.


JebJoya enjoyed making games,

involving embroidery frames.

He got in a tangle,

used the wrong angle

and his ear hair burst into flames.


When SixSidedSquare was arrested,

"How could I resist" he constested,

"with number9dream

and devonshire cream,

it was really quite nice" he attested.


When looking one day for the cube

and wearing a purple boob tube,

Reason sat down,

and with a slight frown,

discovered the last rhyme was 'lube'.


Juvenile deliquent Centipede,

committed a dreadful misdeed,

and together with Seej,

his most noble liege,

made for the door at full speed.


The slightly delayed toongoon

was due at the meet at noon,

but he'd used the wrong ROT

and on a plane got,

spending the day in Cancun


Mind Candy's Adrian Hon

produced an elaborate con,

"Completely disguised

I'll make off with the prize

and live like a lord from now on".


Completely equipped ARGer Tanner

arrived at the meet with a spanner,

string, pen and paper

mouldy tongue scraper,

and fully mobile cat scanner.