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13th Labour

Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: Hideaway, Sekrit.

3P, (Teh) schneeky

Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

A

Asplode (v)

To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: Skenmy; Unasplode.

D

Dead, Kurt is

Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.

Dice, Pass The

See also: Yembles

Do Eet!

See also: Do It. DO EET!

Do It!

See also: Do It!, Don't.

Do It!, Don't

See also: Do It! or See also: Do Eet!

E

Elephant (n)

It's not a bloody elephant!

F

Fip (v)

1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.

Fipper (n)

Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

G

Guy (n)

See also: Hair, Floppy.

H

Hair, Floppy (n)

See also: Guy.

Helicopter

Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots. Honest.

Hideaway, Sekrit

Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once the 13th Labour client reaches 100%.

J

Jem, To do a

You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

Jeremy?, Who is

A mole, he is. But who the eff is he?

K

Kloo

Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

K00b, The

Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

M

Mind Candy

Similar to brainfuzz but more sneeky.

Mines, O in the

To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also Dead, Kurt is.

Mole, A

See Helicopter.

N

Naked, Kurt

Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also Guy.

Noes!

Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it?

O

OK13DTFC

Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.

Onionring, To eat an

Oh my!

P

Perplexor, The

Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also, Season 2.

R

Real life

See also: Don't do it!

RSM

Richard Stallman's Mongoose. He's gonna get ya!

S

Season 1

Comes right before Season 2. See also, Season 2.

Season 2

Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopter. See also, Season 1.

Sekrit

It's a sekrit!

Squee!

Extreme delight! See also Alejo and OK13DTFC.

T

Tally, To do a

To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. See the quotes database.

Thunderclap

A player with an unfortunate name; see: Puzzle Card Symbols. As a result, often combed.

U

Unasplode (v)

To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also Asplode.

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