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13th Labour

Nasty encrypted card. Will probably end up with a key of "elephant" and a plaintext containing ASCII art of Kurt naked. See also: Hideaway, Sekrit.

3P, (Teh) schneeky

Helicopter-loving sekrit group with a penchant for universe-spanning conspiracies and vicious murders - who are all quite nice, really. You just have to get to know them, y'know?

A

Asplode (v)

To scatter oneself over a large radius. See also: Skenmy; Unasplode.

D

Dead, Kurt is

Insinuates the non-alive status of Kurt McAllister. Often results in other characters dying and/or shamefully bad limericks.

Dice, Pass The

See also: Yembles

Do Eet!

See also: Do It. DO EET!

Do It!

See also: Do It!, Don't.

Do It!, Don't

See also: Do It! or See also: Do Eet!

E

Elephant (n)

It's not a bloody elephant!

F

Fip (v)

1. "Totally fipped out" - became angry. 2. "Fipped off" - treated in a derogatory fashion.

Fipper (n)

Derogatory term for an annoying individual.

G

Guy (n)

See also: Hair, Floppy.

H

Hair, Floppy (n)

See Guy.

Helicopter

Highly Enigmatic Lifting and Ingenious Conveyance Of Particularly Thneekily Enigmatic Robots. Honest.

Hideaway, Sekrit

Where GuiN, macmonkey, Chimera, and mj will head once 13th Labour reaches 100%.

J

Jem, To do a

You have to buy him a few drinks, first.

Jeremy, Who Is

A mole, he is.

K

Kloo

Could be a typo, could be a clue; sometimes very shiny. See also: RSM.

K00b, The

Like the Cube, but shinier and less likely to asplode.

M

Mind Candy

Similar to brainfuzz but more sneeky.

Mines, O in the

To be underground and/or at risk of flooding/death. See also Dead, Kurt is.

Mole, A

See Helicopter.

N

Naked, Kurt

Shut the hell up. That's not very funny. See also Guy.

Noes!

Well this is all a bit of a pickle, isn't it?

O

OK13DTFC

Sneeky group; a bit like the 3P, but with fewer helicopters and more cravats.

Onionring, To eat an

Oh my!

P

Perplexor, The

Stole all the children of Perplex City and sent them to Earth. See also, Season 2.

R

Real life

See also: Don't do it!

RSM

Richard Stallman's Mongoose. He's gonna get ya!

S

Season 1

Comes right before Season 2. See also, Season 2.

Season 2

Comes right after Season 1. Probably has extra helicopter. See also, Season 1.

Sekrit

It's a sekrit!

Squee!

Extreme delight! See also Alejo and OK13DTFC.

T

Tally, To do a

To type a line that was meant to be in one channel into another, with confusing and often hilarious consequences. See the quotes database.

Thunderclap

A player with an unfortunate name; see: Puzzle Card Symbols. As a result, often combed.

U

Unasplode (v)

To unscatter oneself around a large radius. See also Asplode.

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