Perplex City Errorlogs
Error Logs
After printing the quote from S Marchant a page containing errorlogs was discovered. These logs were
This page originally contained 10 error messages, but was later updated with an 11th item. The original 10 were titled:
- 1817413596
- 2470936999
- 2662497757
- 4274663919
- 4590452353
- 5957496696
- 6290435729
- 6303535475
- 8525166427
- 9457138217
These are all sequences from the number e, as was the title of the final errorlog, which was added on the 14th of October and entitled 0595630738.
So, starting at the top of the list:
The 1817413596 error log, shown here, is a computer generated security readout. It shows Henrik Tanner checking in at Gatehouse 24. He's cleared for entry by Fran Mendling. Interestingly, the computer assesses Henrik's emotional state by analysing his voice.
Shoes!
There are then some snippets of a conversation between Elizabeth Lee, Sarah Covington, Lyssa Ling and Juliane Pero. It seems like they're discussing shoe designs they've unearthed while researching contemporary Earth culture, and are joking about getting them made. In the correct order, they read:
Error log number 2662497757, shown here:
From: Elizabeth Lee To: Sarah Covington, Lyssa Ling, Juliane Pero Subject: Shoes! Date: xxxxxxxx
Have you *seen* these?
So cute! Especially the green.
Okay, I *know* this would be a gross misuse of project resources, but do you think we could try to get, I don't know, patterns for them or whatever? They must be out there somewhere.
[Anyone know a good shoemaker in the Old Town?]
Liz
The 2470936999 errorlog, shown here:
From: Juliane Pero To: Sarah Covington, Elizabeth Lee, Lyssa Ling Subject: Re: Shoes! Date: xxxxxxxx
Lizzie, you are too much!!!
I think I'd break my neck in those, but imagine the fashionista points we'd win. 'Who designed those fabulous shoes?' 'Oh, no-one *you'd* have heard of.' Hah!
Errorlog 5957496696, again shown here:
From: Sarah Covington To: Elizabeth Lee, Lyssa Ling, Juliane Pero Subject: Re: Shoes! Date: xxxxxxxx
I'd say we could even expense it -- just need to form an anthro research team looking into that consumer habit of theirs :) "Subject: Civilisation and Late Stage Urbanisation, A Phase 2 Consumer Transition" must be in the offing :)
Sarah
The next errorlog, numbered 4274663919 and also shown here, appears to be an email conversation between Amy Tanner and Henrik Tanner. It simply reads:
From: Amy Tanner To: Henrik Tanner Subject: (no subject) Date: xxxxxxxx
Are you home for dinner tonight?
A.
4590452353, shown here, appears to be an encyclopedia-like entry for Hesketh Zeller. It appears that he was an early, enthusiastic researcher into the mysterious powers of the Receda Cube, research that ultimately ended in his death. It reads:
Hesketh Zeller
b. xxxxxxxx d. xxxxxxxx
Brief Biography Most schoolchildren know the story of Hesketh Zeller, if not for the vast strides he made in the pursuit of Cube knowledge then at the very least for the circumstances surrounding his noble death.
Born into one of the City's more respected families, upon entry into the Academy, Hesketh displayed what is arguably an unrivaled appetite for research that at times (and ultimately) verged on the lethal.
The errorlog numbered 6290435729, shown here, is another security log from Gatehouse 24. This time, however, it appears to record a conversation between "L. Ling," who is believed to be Lyssa Ling, and her sister S Ling. Edited transcript:
S Ling: Waiting long, sis? Lyssa Ling: Oh! You surprised me. S: Are you mooning on about James again? L: I was thinking about. You know, them. S: Yeah?
The readout notes her poor emotional state (only 15% positive).
The next two errorlogs are from an email conversation between Henrik Tanner and Sarah Covington. Again, reversed so they're in a sensical order:
Error log 9457138217, shown here.
From: Sarah Covington To: Henrik Tanner Subject: Re: Access data Date: xxxxxxxx
Look, first it was making sure that the shipment manifests had the correct "cover sheets", and now you're railing on at me about shutting down the test equipment "properly". You might have S breathing down your back, but that doesn't mean I need you breathing down mine.
How carefully did you check the logs? I wasn't the only one running tests at the time, are you sure it wasn't Lyssa? Stop jumping to conclusions and pointing the finger at me all the time.
If it was me, I apologise. I'll make sure it doesn't happen again.
Sarah
Errorlog number 8525166427, shown [http://wiki.incognitus.net/mirror/ppc/www.perplexcity.com/10.10.04/tmp/httpd/errorlog/8525166427.cache here, concludes the original 10 errorlogs.
From: Henrik Tanner To: Sarah Covington Subject: Re: Access data Date: xxxxxxxx
Look, I'm sorry about earlier this morning. Come by when you get in tomorrow morning and we can talk about it. I'm a little stressed out at the moment.
Sorry.
Henrik.
BONUS! An extra 11th errorlog appeared a short while later.
The errorlog added later is numbered 0595630738. This errorlog, shown here, is an email to Sente Kiteway from an unknown person. This email says that Milestone 24 or Project Syzygy has concluded. We now know it's (ostensibly) from Mind Candy reporting that they had now assembled a team on Earth to produce the puzzle cards and help Perplex City get its Cube back.
From: Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (build 19650602) To: xxxxxxxx Date: xxxxxxxx Subject: Message Undelivered: Project Syzygy Completed
Hello,
This is the mailer daemon at incoming.sandbox.academy. I'm sorry, but I have been unable to deliver your message (subject: Project Syzygy Completed) for the last 24 hours. I shall keep trying every hour for the next 7 days. If you don't hear from me again, you may assume your message has been delivered.
The reason why your message hasn't been delivered so far is that data integrity transport checksums have failed on all transport attempts. Preliminary diagnostic information available to me indicates that there has been a failure in Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon subprocess 3ea5).
Should you wish further information on this error, please access your designated support resource. Unfortunately, the security context for this instance dictates I may not disclose your designated support resource.
--- Your original message follows:
Received: (Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon 4928 remote invocation); xxxxxxx Received: from xxxxxxxx (HELO xxxxxxxx) Date: xxxxxxxx Subject: Project Syzygy Completed To: xxxxxxxx From: xxxxxxxx
Sente,
I am pleased to inform you that milestone 24 (Project Syzygy) has concluded successfully. The team over here has now been assembled and you'll get a chance to speak to everyone over the next week or so. We're all very excited to be working with the Academy on this.
Yours,
xxxxxxxx (xxxxxxxx)
This addition coincided with the addition of the
"Project Syzygy is now complete" image to the Project Syzygy page.
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