Leaked E-mails

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to leak some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by doubling your points for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now [total]. You have solved [x] cards.

We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely,
The Puzzle Scribe Team

Perplex City Academy"

Then follows an error code:

"f8080:xx95034
internal error academail
criticalerror 420
error-authconflict
error-redirect
error-handover
error-output

fatal-close"

The E-mails

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

From: Astrid Lindstrom
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: SFC
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

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10 June 2005 2.27pm

From: Sanjean Adamek
To: Violet Kiteway, Scarlett Kiteway
Subject: Tea
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty Annaliese Adamek and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love,
Uncle Sanj

10 June 2005 2.32pm

From: Scarlett Kiteway
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: Tea
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty Annaliese is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

10 June 2005 8.54pm

From: Violet Kiteway
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: Tea
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

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14 June 2005 4.04pm

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Anna Heath
Subject: Confidential matter
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

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7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

From: Kurt McAllister
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Tonight
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

From: Von Lubik
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Tonight
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

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9 Sept. 2005 9.43pm

From: Garnet Reed
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

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23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

From: Von Lubik
To: Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

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23 Sept. 2005 12.34am

From: Anna Heath
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Von
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm

From: Kurt McAllister
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Tippy
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

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29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Patrick Azadian
Subject:
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

P -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report.
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm PCAG meeting?
3. Pls chase Sedgewick for her budget proposals. Again.

S.

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3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Anna Heath, Garnet Reed, Kurt McAllister, Caine Johansson, Von Lubik, Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Stapler
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

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3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

From: Von Lubik
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Stapler
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

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7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Tonite
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at Melinda's? Just the two of us - I promise no discussion of work!

Tips

7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Von Lubik, Kurt McAllister, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Caine Johansson
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think Mr Chest-full-of-medals has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

Tippy. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to Garnet in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

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10 Oct. 2005 3.18pm

From: Astrid Lindstrom
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: SFC
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.