Leaked E-mails

On Wendesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to leak some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by doubling your points for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now [total]. You have solved [x] cards.

We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely,
The Puzzle Scribe Team

Perplex City Academy"

Then follows an error code:

"f8080:xx95034
internal error academail
criticalerror 420
error-authconflict
error-redirect
error-handover
error-output

fatal-close"

The E-mails

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

From: Astrid Lindstrom
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: SFC
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

From: Astrid Lindstrom
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: SFC
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

From: Astrid Lindstrom
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: SFC
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

From: Astrid Lindstrom
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: SFC
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

From: Astrid Lindstrom
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: SFC
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

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8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this further.

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15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Violet Kiteway
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

V.

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10 June 2005 2.27pm

From: Sanjean Adamek
To: Violet Kiteway, Scarlett Kiteway
Subject: Tea
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty Annaliese Adamek and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love,
Uncle Sanj

10 June 2005 2.32pm

From: Scarlett Kiteway
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: Tea
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty Annaliese is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

10 June 2005 2.33pm

From: Sanjean Adamek
To: Scarlett Kiteway
Subject: Tea
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

10 June 2005 8.27pm

From: Violet Kiteway
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: Tea
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

10 June 2005 8.54pm

From: Violet Kiteway
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: Tea
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

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14 June 2005 4.03pm

From: Anna Heath
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject: Confidential matter
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

14 June 2005 4.04pm

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Anna Heath
Subject: Confidential matter
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

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7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

From: Von Lubik
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Tonight
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of Violet's friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

From: Kurt McAllister
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Tonight
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

From: Von Lubik
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Tonight
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

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9 Sept. 2005 9.36am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.36am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

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23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

From: Von Lubik
To: Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

From: Von Lubik
To: Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: I would say
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later. Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

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23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

From: Tippy Ankron To: Von Lubik
Subject: Coffee
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin? Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time you forgot.

23 Sept. 2005 12.34am

From: Anna Heath
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Von
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm

From: Kurt McAllister
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Tippy
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

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29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Patrick Azadian
Subject:
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

P -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report.
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm PCAG meeting?
3. Pls chase Sedgewick for her budget proposals. Again.

S.

29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

From: Patrick Azadian
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject:
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased Sedgewick but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with Solitano?

29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Patrick Azadian
Subject:
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

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29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Lyssa Ling
Subject: Briefing this afternoon
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

Lyssa -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell Henrik I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

S.

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3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Anna Heath, Garnet Reed, Kurt McAllister, Caine Johansson, Von Lubik, Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Stapler
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

From: Caine Johansson
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Stapler
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

From: Von Lubik
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Stapler
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

From: Caine Johansson
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Stapler
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

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7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Tonite
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at Melinda's? Just the two of us - I promise no discussion of work!

Tips

7 Oct. 3.29pm

From: Garnet Reed
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Tonight
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

From: Von Lubik
To: Tippy Ankron, Kurt McAllister, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Caine Johansson
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave Garnet off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Von Lubik, Kurt McAllister, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Caine Johansson
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think Mr Chest-full-of-medals has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

Tippy. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to Garnet in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel Aiko? Garnet can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?