Leaked E-mails

On Wednesday 16th November 2005, Perplex City players who had completed the set of four blue hex cards were sent an e-mail congratulating them from the Academy.

However, it seems that the Academy's e-mail system managed to leak some internal e-mails at the bottom of these e-mails sent out to players. Each player so far has received a different e-mail fragment. They are arranged below in date order.

The top portion of the e-mail reads:

"Dear [player name],

Congratulations, you've solved a set of four Perplex City cards. We've rewarded you by doubling your points for each of the cards in the set.

Your Perplex Point total is now [total]. You have solved [x] cards. We in Perplex City would like to thank you for your continued dedication to our cause. With your help, we are certain that the Receda Cube will be found and returned safely.

Sincerely,
The Puzzle Scribe Team

Perplex City Academy"

Then follows an error code:

"f8080:xx95034
internal error academail
criticalerror 420
error-authconflict
error-redirect
error-handover
error-output

fatal-close"

From 20th December 2005 it appears as if some of these emails have been sent again, although at this time they don't appear to be related to the actual solving of a set (i.e. although the email refers to solving a set, no card was solved at the time the email was sent). The resent email has an additional header at the start of the mail as follows.

Failure in Centre for Reality Research Sandbox Mail Transport Daemon (daemon
subprocess 3ea5). Mind Candy unavailable. Final resend attempt follows.

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The E-mails

Please post your leaked e-mail here, in chronological order. Feel free to add relative links to topics as you see fit.

SFC (Senior Fellows Meet with Sente)

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10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

From: Astrid Lindstrom
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: SFC
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.18pm

Lord, that was a difficult meeting.

10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

From: Sanjean Adamek
To: Astrid Lindstrom
Subject: SFC
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.19pm

Ah, yes. Our dear Professor Ekeba can become a little... agitated.

10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

From: Astrid Lindstrom
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: SFC
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

I can't say that Prof Kiteway was being particularly reasonable.

10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

From: Sanjean Adamek
To: Astrid Lindstrom
Subject: SFC
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.21pm

There's a history there, you know. They've been arguing about that issue for years.

10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

From: Astrid Lindstrom
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: SFC
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.22pm

So why won't he just allow her to do her Cube research then? It seems a perfectly sensible request - she's head of Natural Sciences, one would have thought it was her field of expertise.

10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

From: Sanjean Adamek
To: Astrid Lindstrom
Subject: SFC
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.24pm

Ah. Wheels within wheels.

10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

From: Astrid Lindstrom
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: SFC
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.25pm

What do you mean?

10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

From: Sanjean Adamek
To: Astrid Lindstrom
Subject: SFC
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.27pm

Just that he has his own research interests and perhaps doesn't want anyone else to encroach on them.

10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

From: Astrid Lindstrom
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: SFC
Date: 10 Oct. 2003 3.28pm

Oh. Right. Heh. Not too sinister then... I thought she might have had some actual reason for that threat to steal the thing.

(blank subject) Super Sneaky!

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22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.38pm

We need to meet at once. Can we use your office at the Academy?

V.

22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.41pm

It's not convenient right now.

22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.42pm

Get rid of whoever it is. We need to talk urgently.

V.

22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.45pm

I can't. I'm in AdjSF Council right now.

22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.46pm

Make your excuses and leave.

V.

22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.47pm

I -can't-. You have to realise that I'm in a very senior position here. I can't always be available.

22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 22 Dec. 2003 5.48pm

As you well know, there are those who are attached to our cause who are more senior than you. They know where their true allegiance lies. Make your excuses and leave the meeting.

V.

(blank subject) Sneaky!

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8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.28am

It's not my fault. I simply mistook the contact. The contact gave the appropriate response to the feeder line and correctly completed the third element. I barely gave anything away before realising the error. She didn't appear suspicious. Contact correctly identified within two hours. I don't think this need go further up the line. Please do not refer to V.

8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 8 Jan. 2004 2.31am

I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. With only a week to go, the entire project could have been compromised. I will need to consider this further.

Party Arrangements (Violet Kiteway sick on Ball night)

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15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

From: Violet Kiteway
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject: Re: Party arrangements
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.28pm

Hiya - sorry, you know I said I was coming down with something? Well, it's turned into definite flu: headache, achey joints etc. I don't think I can make it tonight. Scarlett's coming, though, isn't she? I'm sure it'll be a great success as usual.

V.

15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Violet Kiteway
Subject: Re: Re: Party arrangements
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.51pm

Do you want me to send someone over to take a look at you?

S.

15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Violet Kiteway
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Party arrangements
Date: 15 Jan. 2004 3.55pm

No no. I'll be fine. Already got a diagnosis from the home system. It's just flu. A night in bed and I'll be fine tmrw. Bad timing I know.

V.

Don't worry about him (Garnet is in a strop with Tippy)

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11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Don't worry about him
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.13pm

I think Garnet is still sulking after I pointed out that punctuation error. He would have looked worse if it had gone to print like that.

11 Mar 2005 3.15pm

From: Caine Johansson
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Re: Don't worry about him
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.15pm

Don't make him angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.

11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Re: Re: Don't worry about him
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

*Shudder* I'll make sure I check under my bed before I go to sleep tonight.

11 Mar 2005 3.20pm

From: Caine Johansson
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.20pm

Maybe you should send Von under there to scout it out first. He's expendable.

11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

Note: Given the progression of dialogue, I think whoever put in this entry copied the 3.18 entry, changed the body of the email, but forgot to change the date to the appropriate time. Please change this to the appropriate time if you have the original email and can confirm this.

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Don't worry about him
Sent: 11 Mar 2005 3.18pm

No, I need him as my food taster.

Favour... (Scarlett wants a favour)

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3 April 2005 12.17pm

From: Scarlett Kiteway
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject: Favour....
Date: 3 April 2005 12.17pm

Dad.... would you let Violet know that I borrowed her embroidered bag and, well, kind of spilled juice on it.... I promise I'll get her a new one, honest, but I know she'll be cross and it'd be so better coming from you... Pleeease?

xxx Lettie

3 April 2005 1.56pm

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Scarlett Kiteway
Subject: Favour....
Date: 3 April 2005 1.56pm

Dear Lettie,

Yes, I've told Violet. You're right, she was cross. Don't worry about getting her a new one - I've told her to treat herself to a new bag and I'll pay for it. Just don't do it again!

Love, Dad

3 April 2005 3.35pm

From: Scarlett Kiteway
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject: Favour....
Date: 3 April 2005 3.35pm

:-D. Thanks Dad you're the best!

xxx Lettie,

Quick check (Anna & Kurt talk Sanskrit)

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note: the timing in this conversation seems confusing. hopefully more emails will clarify it, but there is a chance that the time stamp on one or more emails is incorrect.

18 Apr. 2005 11.54am

From: Kurt McAllister
To: Anna Heath
Subject: Quick check
Sent: 18 April 2005 11.54am

Could you take a look at the attached? My Sanskrit isn't what it should be :)

Thanks.

18 Apr. 2005 12.36pm

From: Anna Heath
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Re: Quick check
Sent: 18 April 2005 12.36pm

No problem. It's all fine except for the fourth line: you might want to change 'gardabhanda' to 'gardabharatha'. Really. I think you should.

18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm

From: Anna Heath
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Quick Check
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.45pm

Your Sanskrit's safe with me. :)

18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

From: Kurt McAllister
To: Anna Heath
Subject: Re: Re: Quick Check
Date: 18 Apr. 2005 12.48pm

Whoops. Good catch. Better not mention that one to S.

(blank subject) V & V's boss re: Holyoke murder

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27 April 2005 8.32am

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.32am

I see that the matter of Q has been resolved.

27 April 2005 8.33am

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.33am

Yes. Swift resolution seemed the most prudent course of action.

V.

27 April 2005 8.47am

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.47am

Indeed. And did you locate the items under dispute?

27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.49am

Unfortunately not. I searched thoroughly, but I believe he had either concealed them in a different location, or employed some very sophisticated concealment technology. I can return and search again if necessary?

V.

27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject: Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.50am

That will not be necessary. I will ensure that the items needed are obtained from the Academy again. We appear to be in no danger in that quarter; they merely suspect petty theft.

27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.51am

Excellent. There won't be any problem procuring another Reynolds Ionizer?

V.

27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.52am

No. Our contact has excellent clearance. It is rather startling what security loopholes the Academy leave, were they but aware of it.

27 April 2005 8.54am

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.54am

And Q? Do we wish to take any other retributive measures? As a message to anyone else who might be tempted to try to steal from us?

V.

27 April 2005 8.55am

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.55am

I think not. We always knew that we might have to eliminate members of your team. Q was foolish in trying to keep some of these items from us, and he has paid the price. I think the matter ends here.

27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

From: name withheld
To: name withheld
Subject:
Date: 27 Apr. 2005 8.56am

Very well. I shall continue to monitor the other members of the team, as agreed.

V.

Protocol (Henrik Tanner / Garnet)

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1 June 2005 12.36pm

From: Garnet Reed
To: Henrik Tanner
Subject: Protocol
Sent: 1 June 2005 12.36pm

I'm concerned that you allowed a journalist into your office. If a member of the public needs only a press pass to enter the Head of Security's inner sanctum, why upgrade all the Academy's k-locks?

You must not allow the media spotlight to dazzle you. Focus on the job.

1 June 2005 1.04pm

From: Henrik Tanner
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Re: Protocol
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.04pm

Garnet,

I appreciate your advice as a fellow professional. But remember the boundaries of your jurisdiction here.

1 June 2005 1.44pm

From: Garnet Reed
To: Henrik Tanner
Subject: Re: Re: Protocol
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.44pm

This is no time for marking your territory. There are greater issues at stake, as you know. Accept the advice in the spirit it was given.

1 June 2005 1.54pm

From: Henrik Tanner
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Protocol
Sent: 1 June 2005 1.54pm

I did.

Now I have a patrol to conduct.

A proposal (Isaac invites Anna to a recital.)

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1 June 2005 4.12pm

From: Isaac Cymbalisty
To: Anna Heath
Subject: A proposal
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.12pm

Good afternoon.

Would you care to join me for a recital on Thursday? There's an intriguing programme of Earth fugues at the Lieucent Hall.

1 June 2005 4.37pm

From: Anna Heath
To: Isaac Cymbalisty
Subject: Re: A proposal
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.37pm

That's very kind, but I don't think we can get a sitter at short notice. Really, I would have loved to come along - we could use an evening away from the kids.

1 June 2005 4.40pm

From: Isaac Cymbalisty
To: Anna Heath
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.40pm

Can't Fleming look after them? You deserve a night out on your own.

1 June 2005 4.47pm

From: Isaac Cymbalisty
To: Anna Heath
Subject: Re: Re: A proposal
Sent: 1 June 2005 4.47pm

Isaac, behave.

(I'll ask.)

2 June 2005 9.43pm

From: Anna Heath
To: Isaac Cymbalisty
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: A proposal
Sent: 2 June 2005 9.43pm

Good news - Carl is happy to stay at home on Thursday. (He's not really a fugue man anyway.)

It's about time we caught up. Maybe we can have a glass of Tokay before the recital and set the world to rights. See you at the library around 6pm?

Thanks for giving me an excuse.

Tea (Sanjean invites Vi & Scarlett for tea)

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10 June 2005 2.27pm

From: Sanjean Adamek
To: Violet Kiteway, Scarlett Kiteway
Subject: Tea
Date: 10 June 2005 2.27pm

Your Aunty Annaliese Adamek and I feel it's far too long since we last saw you. Would you girls be free for tea tomorrow afternoon? Say 4pm?

Love,
Uncle Sanj

10 June 2005 2.32pm

From: Scarlett Kiteway
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: Tea
Date: 10 June 2005 2.32pm

Ooooh... lovely! Don't suppose Aunty Annaliese is going to make her *coffee cake* is she....?

10 June 2005 2.33pm

From: Sanjean Adamek
To: Scarlett Kiteway
Subject: Tea
Date: 10 June 2005 2.33pm

Could be ;)

10 June 2005 8.27pm

From: Violet Kiteway
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: Tea
Date: 10 June 2005 8.27pm

Sorry Uncle Sanj, I can't this weekend, I've got a big project I'm working on. Maybe another time?

10 June 2005 8.48pm

From: Sanjean Adamek
To: Violet Kiteway
Subject: Tea
Date: 10 June 2005 8.48pm

Oh dear, that is disappointing. You can't even take an hour off to come and tell us about this big exciting project?

10 June 2005 8.54pm

From: Violet Kiteway
To: Sanjean Adamek
Subject: Tea
Date: 10 June 2005 8.54pm

Not this weekend, sorry. Maybe next weekend?

Confidential matter (Sente Calls Anna, urgently, re: Aiko)

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14 June 2005 4.01pm

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Anna Heath
Subject: Confidential matter
Date: 14 June 2005 4.01pm

Anna -

Can you come and see me immediately? There's an extremely urgent matter I need to discuss with you.

S.

14 June 2005 4.03pm

From: Anna Heath
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject: Confidential matter
Date: 14 June 2005 4.03pm

I'm just going into a meeting of the CRT. Can it wait half an hour?

14 June 2005 4.04pm

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Anna Heath
Subject: Confidential matter
Date: 14 June 2005 4.04pm

I'm afraid not. Cancel your meeting.

14 June 2005 4.38pm

From: Anna Heath
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject: Confidential matter
Date: 14 June 2005 4.38pm

Aiko's personnel file is attached. As you can see we've always been aware that she was strongly religious. I do not see that this has the slightest implication for her work.

14 June 2005 4.39pm

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Anna Heath
Subject: Confidential matter
Date: 14 June 2005 4.39pm

I disagree. This information is certainly evidence in the theft of the Cube. I'm turning it over to the proper authorities now.

14 June 2005 4.46pm

From: Anna Heath
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject: Confidential matter
Date: 14 June 2005 4.46pm

Honestly, I can't believe Aiko had anything to do with that! I'm surprised you're being taken in by what is obviously a piece of spiteful misinformation. And even if it is true, surely it would be logical for Aiko to be particularly motivated to bring the Cube home, rather than wanting to transport it to another world? This simply doesn't make sense.

14 June 2005 4.48pm

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Anna Heath
Subject: Confidential matter
Date: 14 June 2005 4.48pm

Anna -

I respect your abilities as a team leader, but this is out of our hands now. The matter is closed.

S.

14 June 2005 4.54pm

From: Anna Heath
To: Roberto Solitano
Subject: Confidential
Date: 14 June 2005 4.54pm

Can I come and see you urgently this afternoon, please? I have a problem and really need to talk it through.

Psst (Caine lets mommy Anna off the hook)

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5 Sept 2005 2.06pm

From: Anna Heath
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Psst
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.06pm

Caine,

Can you cover for me after 4pm? It's Otto and Pip's first day back at school, and I have to pick them up.

5 Sept 2005 2.10pm

From: Caine Johansson
To: Anna Heath
Subject: Re: Psst
Sent: 5 Sept 2005 2.10pm

No sweat. Say hi to the little dudes from me.

Tonight (Kurt is NOT dating Violet!)

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7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

From: Kurt McAllister
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Tonight
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.21pm

Hey - Anna said you weren't doing anything tonight. Want to come out with me and Violet and a couple of her friends? There's a classic movie programme at Ascendancy Point with lectures beforehand, then we'll probably grab some dinner.

7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

From: Von Lubik
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Tonight
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.23pm

Great! Don't suppose any of Violet's friends coming tonight are girls, are they? :-D

7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

From: Kurt McAllister
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Tonight
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.26pm

Don't know. I'm sure she can rustle someone up for you though. She knows everyone.

7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

From: Von Lubik
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Tonight
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.27pm

:-D. I'll make sure I wear a clean shirt. Hey - how long have you and Violet been together?

7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

From: Kurt McAllister
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Tonight
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.38pm

Ummm. We're not really *together*, you know.

7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

From: Von Lubik
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Tonight
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.45pm

Really? ***Blush*** I just thought... since you guys seem to hang out together so much... and you don't have another girlfriend... I just assumed.... Sorry.

7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

From: Kurt McAllister
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Tonight
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.46pm

Grrr. Does no one remember that girl in the anthro team I went out with for *six weeks* in the spring?!

7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

From: Von Lubik
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Tonight
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.48pm

Sorry... :-(

7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

From: Kurt McAllister
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Tonight
Date: 7 Sept. 2005 3.50pm

Hey, it's OK. Everyone seems to think so.

Morning after (Camaraderie with Garnet & Caine)

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9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.38am

How are you feeling this morning?

9 Sept. 2005 9.40am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.40am

Wishing my key didn't make so much noise?

9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.41am

I thought you had the Rambler X50? Absolutely silent running?

9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.42am

Still. Too. Loud.

9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.43am

Ah. Yes. I see. Still, it was a good night.

9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.44am

Yeah, thanks for coming! Shame no one else from the team made it - we were on fire last night!

9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.45am

Literally, at one point, as I recall.

9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.46am

Oh yeah, cheers for chucking your lemonade over that. :-)

This item was supposedly posted at 9.36, however I believe this is incorrecct. It seems to make good sense here at 9.46 Scott

9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.47am

No problem. This kind of emergency is just what they train us for in the Defence Forces. That and escorting the drunk-and-disorderly home.

9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.48am

Yeah, cheers for that too! Don't remember a huge amount after that third Mazy Slammer....

9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 9.50am

Oh don't worry, you were perfectly civil if a bit emphatic on the subject of the things you insisted I didn't tell anyone else ever ever ever.

9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.12am

What -things- exactly?

9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.13am

Ah, that would be telling.

9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.14am

No, seriously, what -things-?

9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.15am

Remember, I've been trained to withstand torture. You have no need to fear. Your secret is safe with me, Tristan....

9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.16am

I'm going to be buying you drinks from now until forever, aren't I?

9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Morning after
Date: 9 Sept. 2005 10.17am

Oh yes.

Pix! (Scarlett reports from Tanraga)

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21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

From: Scarlett Kiteway
To: Sente Kiteway, Violet Kiteway
Subject: Pix!
Date: 21 Sept. 2005 9.34pm

Hey guys

Just to let you know I'm having a great time! Soooo beautiful here, as you can see from attached pic - it's tiring though... see the tall pine in the distance? That's where we had to get to by nightfall!

Love, Scarlett

Yellow/I would say (Caine's Mischief in the Founder's Gallery)

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23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.38am

Have you been through Founder's Gallery this morning

23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 8.40am

I'm not telling you. You have to see it for yourself. Seriously. Go now before they wash it off.

23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

From: Von Lubik
To: Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.12am

That's brilliant! Who did it?

23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.15am

If I tell you, are you sure you can keep it to yourself?

23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

From: Von Lubik
To: Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.16am

Of course. Cross my heart and hope to die.

23 Sept. 2005 9.17am

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.17am

Is that one of your weird Earthisms?

23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

From: Von Lubik
To: Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.18am

Yeah. It means - honestly, I completely promise, I won't tell anyone.

23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.20am

OK. It was Caine.

23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

From: Von Lubik
To: Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.21am

No!!!!!!! How do you know???????

23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Yellow
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.22am

Take a look at his hands, boy wonder ;-).

23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: I would say
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 9.40am

That today would be a good day to go back home and call in sick a bit later. Fortunately for you, only Von and I are in the office so far to see your telltale fingernails. My advice is, cut them as short as you can and use McWhirter's Reliable Remover. Old fashioned but it works. It was a nice piece of performance theatre, though.

Coffee (Von is Tippy's coffee bitch)

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23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Coffee
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 11.22am

Hey - can you be a sweetie and just go out and get me a latte? With a muffin? Blueberry if possible? And please remember to bring napkins because last time you forgot.

23 Sept. 2005 12.34am

From: Anna Heath
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Von
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 12.34pm

Kurt... asking this because I know Von looks up to you. Do you think you could find some way to let him know that getting coffee for Tippy isn't part of his job description? He doesn't need to be rude, just tell her that he has work to be getting on with. I'll have a word with her privately.

23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm

From: Kurt McAllister
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Tippy
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.53pm

Don't mean to interfere but you know that you don't have to get coffee for Tippy, right? She's perfectly capable of doing it herself.

23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

From: Von Lubik
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Coffee
Date: 23 Sept. 2005 1.57pm

:-D. I know, but I guess I'm the office junior so it's kind of my job, right? I mean, she wouldn't ask me if it wasn't, would she? :-).

(blank subject/Apologies) Laundry List

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29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Patrick Azadian
Subject:
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.15am

P -

1. Pls check with CRR et al for status report.
2. Do we have the agenda for the 3pm PCAG meeting?
3. Pls chase Sedgewick for her budget proposals. Again.

S.

29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

From: Patrick Azadian
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject:
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.22am

Agenda is attached. CRR promise to revert shortly. Have chased Sedgewick but don't expect a great deal of joy. Shall I arrange a meeting with Solitano?

29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Patrick Azadian
Subject:
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.29am

That wd be helpful. Thank you. Today if possible. I may need you this evening as well - CS is looking for a financial report asap.

29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

From: Patrick Azadian
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Apologies
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.32am

Might have to cancel raquetball tonight - S is trying to churn through some financial stuff today. Can we reschedule?

Briefing this afternoon (Sente conscripts Lyssa)

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29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

From: Sente Kiteway
To: Lyssa Ling
Subject: Briefing this afternoon
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 7.38am

Lyssa -

Could you make time this afternoon for a meeting of the special project team? We would appreciate your expertise in some areas that are concerning us. I'm sure I need not remind you that the existence of this meeting is to be kept strictly confidential. If necessary, I can tell Henrik I need you to assist the puzzle scribes. 5pm?

S.

29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

From: Lyssa Ling
To: Sente Kiteway
Subject: Briefing this afternoon
Date: 29 Sept. 2005 9.54am

Sure. It's no problem re: Henrik.

Stapler (...wars)

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3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Anna Heath, Garnet Reed, Kurt McAllister, Caine Johansson, Von Lubik, Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Stapler
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 1.59pm

For the last time, PLEASE will you ALL stop taking my stapler!

3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

From: Caine Johansson,
To: Anna Heath, Garnet Reed, Kurt McAllister, Tippy Ankron, Von Lubik, Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Stapler
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.04pm

Nobody's taken your stapler, Tipper. We've all got our own.

3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

From: Von Lubik
To: Anna Heath, Garnet Reed, Kurt McAllister, Caine Johansson, Tippy Ankron, Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Stapler
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.05pm

Maybe it was the janitor?

3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

From: Caine Johansson
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Stapler
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.06pm

Shhh! Don't give her ideas! She'll only start blaming him instead of us.

3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm

From: Von Lubik
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Stapler
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.07pm

But maybe it really was him? Maybe he put it somewhere out of the way...?

3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

From: Caine Johansson
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Stapler
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.08pm

It wasn't him.

3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

From: Von Lubik
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Stapler
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.09pm

How do you know?

3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

From: Caine Johansson
To: Von Lubik
Subject: Stapler
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.10pm

I just know, OK?

3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

From: Anna Heath
To: Caine Johansson
Subject: Stapler
Date: 3 Oct. 2005 2.15pm

Put it back. She'll only end up blaming Von again, and you know how he can't say no to her.

Tonite/Tonight/Tonite!!! (Tippy Advances, Aiko Recrudesces)

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7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Tonite
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.23pm

Hey - Don't suppose you'd fancy getting together after work tonight? Am sooo exhausted, was thinking just a quiet dinner at Melinda's? Just the two of us - I promise no discussion of work!

Tips

7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

From: Garnet Reed
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Tonight
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 3.29pm

Sorry, I have plans tonight.

7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Von Lubik, Kurt McAllister, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Caine Johansson
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.02pm

Hey guys - How do you lot fancy a wild night tonight? Dinner at Conundra? Dancing at Didakoi? Out till morning? Let's party!

Tips.

7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

From: Von Lubik
To: Tippy Ankron, Kurt McAllister, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Caine Johansson
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.06pm

Hey, did you leave Garnet off the list? Shouldn't we ask him too?

7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Von Lubik, Kurt McAllister, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Caine Johansson
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.08pm

No, I think Mr Chest-full-of-medals has more important things to be doing than hanging out with us.

7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

From: Von Lubik
To: Tippy Ankron, Kurt McAllister, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Caine Johansson
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.09pm

:-D What did Garnet ever do to you?

7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.11pm

Tippy. I would appreciate it if you did not refer to Garnet in such a disrespectful way. He has been a member of the defence forces of this city for many years, has assisted in the capture of numerous criminals and has been awarded every one of those "chest full of medals" for distinguished service. When you've done anything so worthwhile, you'll have earned the right to criticise.

7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.13pm

Hey! Who tipped your wheel Aiko? Garnet can be a bit stuck-up is all I was trying to say.

7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.15pm

Well, don't say it to me.

7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

From: Tippy Ankron
To: Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.17pm

What did he ever do for you? You got the hots for him or something?

7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Tonite!!!
Date: 7 Oct. 2005 4.24pm

OK. If you want to know what he did for me, this is it: when I was arrested (remember that? remember how you *didn't* come to see me, send me a message....?) Garnet stayed with me in the police station. He came to see me and talk to me. He helped me find good defence lawyers. And when I was released, he switched apartments with me, so that I didn't have to deal with all that media for a while. OK? That's what he did for me. Come back when you've done as much. Oh, and I won't be coming to dinner this evening.

Ugh (Isaac's been sliming over Violet)

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29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

From: Violet Kiteway
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Ugh
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.53pm

Yuk, brrr, *hate* asking Cymbalisty for favours. He got all slimey and smiley and saying how "delighted" he was to be able to help, and brushing his hand against my leg accidentally-on-purpose as he filled out the forms. Blechblechblech. I'm sure that in his mind I'm asking him for help so I can spend more "quality time" with him. Feel I want to go and wash myself all over.

Vi

29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

From: Kurt McAllister
To: Violet Kiteway
Subject: Ugh
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.56pm

Are you OK? If you don't want to do it this way, I'm sure we can find some other way round the Museum.

29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

From: Violet Kiteway
To: Kurt McAllister
Subject: Ugh
Date: 29 Nov. 2005 4.59pm

No, I'm fine. I'll be fine. It has to be done. Look, are you free now? Maybe we could go and get a drink before dinner?

Gossip (Tippy's Anguish)

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24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Von Lubik, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Garnet Reed
Subject: Gossip
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.34am

I guess everyone saw yesterday's Sentinel, right? If not, go and look right now.

(link)

24 Mar. 2006 9.35am

From: Von Lubik
To: Caine Johansson, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Garnet Reed
Subject: Gossip
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.35am

Uh, what are we looking for?

24 Mar. 2006 9.36am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Von Lubik, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Garnet Reed
Subject: Gossip
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.36am

You'll know it when you see it.

24 Mar. 2006 9.45am

From: Von Lubik
To: Caine Johansson, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Garnet Reed
Subject: Gossip
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.45am

OMG! That's awful. She must feel terrible. Do you think we should, you know, go in and talk to her?

24 Mar. 2006 9.46am

From: Caine Johansson
To: Von Lubik, Anna Heath, Aiko Entrescore, Garnet Reed
Subject: Gossip
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.46am

I don't think that'd be the best idea.

24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

From: Anna Heath
To: Von Lubik, Caine Johansson, Aiko Entrescore, Garnet Reed
Subject: Gossip
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.49am

Don't worry, Von. I'll talk to her.

24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

From: Aiko Entrescore
To: Garnet Reed
Subject: Gossip
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.52am

Why am I not in the least concerned?

24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

From: Garnet Reed
To: Aiko Entrescore
Subject: Gossip
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 9.53am

Because you're a bad, evil person, naturally. I'm sure Tips will be devastated for at least the next 15 or 20 minutes.

(Confidential) Meanwhile . . .

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24 Mar. 2006 10.21am

From: PSB
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.21am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

Psych-bot: Good morning, T5876. How do you feel?

24 Mar. 2006 10.22am

From: Tippy Ankron
To: PSB
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.22am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Oh, *le sigh* things are difficult.

24 Mar. 2006 10.23am

From: PSB
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.23am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

Psych-bot: Why are things difficult?

24 Mar. 2006 10.25am

From: Tippy Ankron
To: PSB
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.25am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Something's gone wrong with this guy I was seeing. Well, no, that's not it really. I didn't even like him that much. But I think everyone in the office is laughing at me behind my back. I don't know, people are weird.

24 Mar. 2006 10.26am

From: PSB
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.26am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

Psych-bot: Why are people weird?

24 Mar. 2006 10.28am

From: Tippy Ankron
To: PSB
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.28am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Well they don't seem to like me for a start. LOL. No actually, that is the problem. That's the reason they're talking behind my back. They don't like me.

24 Mar. 2006 10.29am

From: PSB
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.29am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

Psych-bot: Why don't they like you?

24 Mar. 2006 10.30am

From: Tippy Ankron
To: PSB
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.30am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION Psych-bot consultation #34770 Patient T5876

T5876: Well, I guess they're jealous of me...

24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

From: PSB
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.31am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

Psych-bot: Why are they jealous of you?

24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

From: Tippy Ankron
To: PSB
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.33am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Hmmmm. I mean, I guess I would be, if I were them. I'm beautiful, brilliant and wealthy - it's enough to make anyone jealous. *giggles*

24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

From: PSB
To: Tippy Ankron
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.34am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

Psych-bot: How do you feel?

24 Mar. 2006 10.35am

From: Tippy Ankron
To: PSB
Subject: Confidential
Date: 24 Mar. 2006 10.35am

CONFIDENTIAL COMMUNICATION
Psych-bot consultation #34770
Patient T5876

T5876: Much better, actually. Thanks psych-bot. Talk to you tomorrow.